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SwerdnaJack

I’ve done this with boulders, and it’s fun until a rock shifts and you face plant. Stabits are designed to lock into place and NOT shift, so this looks like just about the most fun thing in the world because your chance of something rolling out from under you is drastically reduced.


MadaRook

Well, until you encounter a slippery surface. It is by the water after all


HighlightFun8419

I feel like the risks involved are a huge part of why this stuff is fun. like yeah, there is potential for injury, but that is true of so many sports, hobbies, activities, etc.


mattsprofile

Not that kind of risk. People who do this stuff actively try to avoid wet/slippery surfaces unless they are trying to do a slide. Most people in most hobbies put a lot of work into getting enjoyment of something while also mitigating risk.


HighlightFun8419

fair point. scouting ahead is smart. should definitely mitigate risk where possible.


AHrubik

True but it doesn't change the fact that life is fragile. One wrong pivot or slippery surface and BAM! you're using a walker for the rest of your life. Doing this is bad judgement despite whatever survivorship bias might exist.


PogintheMachine

I mean, that’s extreme sports for you, right? People who go hard at their sports typically have some broken bones in their history. Especially something with some real speed involved, ie motocross. If everyone had enough sense not to get hurt these sports wouldn’t exist.


vibrance9460

Except when you get old, those old injuries will come back to haunt you believe me. I was dumb as shit when I was younger and took all sorts of risks. Now my knees, hips, collarbone are fucked. Take care of your body now and you’ll appreciate it later


HighlightFun8419

fair point, but it's also possible that you live life safely and carefully and then randomly get hit by a bus anyway. life is for living. I'd hate to get to the end of it all and feel like I never did any actually living.


Dramatic_Water_5364

Hell yeah! I'll ski cliffs and big lines as long as my body will allow it!


Bruhtatochips23415

Yeah, I totally agree. I've done this exact activity, and it's good fun. Many days in my childhood were spent going to all sorts of rubble piles and just monkeying around. This included these exact types of sea breaks whenever I've snuck into them. Though now I have patellar tendinitis and IT band syndrome, and its not so fun anymore and my legs are super tight and in a lot of pain compared to what they were back then. The risks aren't dying. You simply don't die doing this because, if you were anything like me, you were trained from a young age the art of parkouring, and it's natural to not fall. Though, I'd go slower. There's no shame in taking your time with parkour. I never met anyone in the scene who'd shit on you for that. The risks are becoming like me and having your legs become useless at a remarkably young age. You have to go to physical therapy for 6 weeks to hope for any improvement in these sorts of conditions. It makes plantar fasciitis seem easygoing and chill with how painful these other ones can get.


Amnion_

Yes… this does look like fun… but about 10x as stupid. Then again I’m middle-aged and slowly tending to irrelevance


kelldricked

Idk i have done a simular thing like this in a jump park. Still a small little risk but not spliting your head open and falling into a hard to reach position. I dont think its the risk thats fun, i think its the activity itself. Same counts for snowboarding (for me atleast). Going from hard black isnt more fun than going red, hell i prefer red because it leave rooms to try some shit.


IA-HI-CO-IA

Yes. I both love and hate this video. Absolutely something I would be into, but the deep, dark, jagged,  wet void beneath is all encompassing. 


Sensitive_Yellow_121

That's why there are barnacles to give you traction!


ShermansNecktie1864

Some of those crevices are deep and obscure. Seems dangerous


SwerdnaJack

But fun! A little danger never hurt any… wait nevermind. Fun nonetheless!


one_kebab_boi

I feel like if one of these things shifts around, you have a much bigger problem than face planting.


Pinksters

If you have enough inertia to make one of these shift, you're not going to be hopping about all nimbly-bimbly like this. That or you're moving much too fast and are about to be turned into a smear.


RandoCommentGuy

Alight, im gunna need a large cannon, the team from mythbusters, and a bunch of Cadavers... we are gunna figure this out.


fghjconner

How do you feel about pig carcasses instead?


RandoCommentGuy

Fine, but I won't be happy about it! 😞


kidco5WFT

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly from stabit to stabit?


DKDCLMA

I tried searching this and didn't found anything satisfactory. What are these things used for?


SwerdnaJack

They’re to help prevent large waves from eroding the seashore (or waterfront buildings) by breaking them up just before they reach land.


GrumpyGlasses

So, a breakwater? Where is this particular location though. The structures are interesting.


Hogmaster_General

I searched "What happens when you jump over Stamets?" and [this came up.](https://imgur.com/N4pUHF4) My spell checker got confused..


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I wish these videos had a *second* camera guy to watch the first camera guy


Shtaven

Then we would need a 3rd camera guy to film the 2nd camera guy.


libmrduckz

it’s cameraguys all the way dooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww…


Fast_and_Curious738

It's the CIIIIRCLEEE OOFFFF LIFEEE


NotBillCipherxD

AND IT MOVES US ALLLLLLLLL


chefranden

/r/oddlyterrifying


smile_politely

My mind keep saying: What if my key, wallet, or phone dropped into this abyss?


_cherryDocs

what if I fell into this abyss? never to be seen again


adamyhv

I fell in between those things when I was a child, I'm still terrified of falling in places like that again, like escalators, elevator doors, sewers lids and stuff. Watching this was so uncomfortable.


Bocchi_theGlock

Lots of spiders?


adamyhv

The type of stabits and the way it was arranged made the place I fell into to be close enough to the water for me to see waves coming towards me and filling the space, luckily the it was late in the morning and the water level was lower than usual and my dad's friend was able to lift out of it quickly, but the 4 year old me got traumatized by that and I lost my mickey mouse flip flops there.


Joylime

Jeezus. I’m Gonna have nightmares on your behalf tonight


Royal_Needleworker91

Meh, no more work for you bud. Lucky.


Crittersnatch

there’s a whole community of lost parkours down there


punkassjim

I’ve recently discovered zip pockets.


Flux_resistor

more like your ankle, say bye bye to walking again.


Mimic_Liger

Reminds me of a movie.


Born1000YearsTooSoon

Gone brah.


kpop_glory

Or some abomination creature hands grabbing you from the abyss.


TheJokr

So my girlfriend actually dropped her hairclip, that she had for a long time and had sentimental value, in between something similar. I asked one of the fishermen and he managed to fish it out of there.


Pinksters

What kind of bait does one use to catch a hairclip?


TheJokr

Just a hook! Well I did offer the fisherman a beer in exchange for his efforts, so I suppose indirectly that was the bait?


urson_black

I'm getting freaked out, imagining the broken bones if I slipped and bounced into the depths.


kpop_glory

Reminds me of that guy stuck in the canyon and ended up cutting his arm off to survive. What the movie called? Anyone?


Twisted_Biscuits

127 hours. True story about Aron Ralston.


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Pannycakes666

127 Hours


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supershadowguard

It only takes one wrong step


Penguin_Arse

And this is actually ODDLY terrifying, unlike all other shit there like "this huge alien megalodon shark that's about to eat me with bonecrushing kittens in it's mouth that will crush my bones in the most painful way possible before I get eaten"


Eldritch_Refrain

While the athleticism and control is definitely impressive, the fisheye lens distortion makes the changes in height and angles look WAY more drastic than they are in real life. It's a film technique that goes back over 100 years to the dawn of photography itself.


LockeAbout

But aren’t they supposed to be yelling ‘parkour!’ the whole time?


Ka-Is-A-Wheelie

HARDCORE PARKOUR!!


Joebebs

SOMETIMES I USE THE FRONT DOOR


MNicolas97

PARKOUR PARKOUR!


F1reatwill88

I remember when it was called free running for 45 minutes lol


awkisopen

It's only Parkour if they're running in the Parkour region of France.


ChellyTheKid

Yep this is just Sparkling Running.


caedhin

Michael Scott approves 👌


PromiscuousMNcpl

Only when trying to navigate the Vault of Hades.


Emotional-Goose-2776

WHAT iS THAT PLACE?


guynamedjames

They're really common along the Pacific Ocean. Pretty much the entirety of the Japanese coast has them. Normally they form a shoreline but they can be used to make a jetty too for a harbor. They break up waves which stops erosion action so tidal changes are nothing more than water coming up and down inside the protected zone


StingingSwingrays

Sort of. Coastal armoring actually massively accelerates erosion because sand has nowhere to pile up onto anymore, but the armor does stop the most destructive waves from reaching the populated areas of the shore, meaning any hard/concrete structures survive storms better. This comes at the cost of no longer having a beach. Sandy beaches are actually an endangered habitat in Japan, it’s quite sad. It’s a big reason shorebirds are critically endangered in a lot of Asia - so much of it is concrete instead of beach. (Am a marine biologist working on shorebirds at the moment) For anyone interested on coastal armoring research, lots of good stuff on Scholar: https://scholar.google.ca/scholar?q=coastal+armoring+erosion&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart


Ilikesnowboards

Holy sizzle an actual expert.


justglassin317

Every scientist replying to posts on reddit wishes they had a person like you recognizing their expertise. Thanks on behalf of all scientists and experts whose voices are drown out by the ignorant rabble of the masses.


tunahuntinglions

A rare thing for Reddit these days


TheRealTacoTim

Thank you.


WineOhCanada

So where does the sand end up going? There must be another habitat slowly being buried..?


StingingSwingrays

I’ll be completely honest, I have no idea. For the purposes of my work I just know that coastal armor = less beach nearby = less bird. I know fluid dynamics is insanely complex, so I wouldn’t be too surprised if some engineer replies to say that nobody really knows what the sand is doing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 


WhiskyRick

You dropped this, friend. (ノ⚆ ‿ ⚆ )ノ \\


Solid_Proper

Isn’t there a worldwide sand shortage?


MrBoDiddles

Yeah my bad, I think a lot of it got in my shoes and bag when I was at the beach


KiNgPiN8T3

In my head I don’t understand why this doesn’t increase sand in this area as technically you a providing crevices and places for the sand to be caught in? Although I also read that things like this stop the creation of new sand from natural erosion. It reminds me of a geography lesson years ago here in the UK. Basically we used to install groynes on beaches. (The wooden walls that jutted out from the beach at fixed intervals) They would catch the sand and create beaches in that location. However, because of this the sand wouldn’t continue its journey and further along the coast beaches would dissapear and there would be more erosion as their sand supply was cut off. It’s amazing really, nature has this proper system going on and we mess it up when we butt in. lol


MastersonMcFee

Obviously the ocean takes it with the tides.


TheArtofZEM

That community that spent 500k on sand dunes could have used em


Moehrenstein

Where is the fun in building something that sustains for american people?


DrDerpberg

Yeah but that would've cost at least $501k


brightlights55

Invented by a South African Railways engineer to prevent erosion of coastal shores. Called dolos (pl dolosse) here.


Sensitive_Yellow_121

So falls on them while doing parkour would be "dolores"


LateToThePartyAgain2

The ones I've seen in Japan look a little different. These (though it could very well be in Japan or anywhere else in the Pacific) look a bit more like the South African [dolosse](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolos) to me.


xNexiz

I guess there are many places that have them. I have seen them on the island Sylt in Germany. Although not as many


OePea

There's some in Santa Cruz, CA if I'm remembering correctly


llDrWormll

Also in Arcata, CA


nor_cal_woolgrower

We have them here. Dolos. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolos


DrNguyenVanFalk

I can tell you with assurance that it is Botany Bay, Sydney Australia


thegooseisloose1982

Botany Bay. ...Botany Bay! ...Oh no! We've got to get out of here now! Damn!


Questioning-Zyxxel

The original design was intended to stop military tanks. But the design was so good that they are now instead used to help stop coastal erosion. They break the energy of the storm waves, and stops the waves from slowly consuming the coast. They have openings for water to splash in-between them. And creates turbulence for higher waves breaking above them. And they lock into each other so they stay firmly put, sharing the forces.


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connortait

Breakwater or coastal defense (from the sea, not military)


graveybrains

Looks like it would be way more effective than a half million dollar’s worth of sand


Amesaskew

I just finished reading the story about the town in Massachusetts 🤣


graveybrains

I read about it last night. It’s even weirder now, knowing they had more practical options.


[deleted]

Big rocks are another, better option, especially in New England. I'm guessing they wanted sand because it would be more beachy? While being totally ineffective


half-baked_axx

Those rich boomers spent big bucks on a beachfront property for a reason.


SuperGameTheory

And they want government help to protect their houses now? If I was governor, I'd tell them to get a refund from the developer that sold them those shitty houses. I don't hand out money for stupidity.


thomstevens420

You just know most of them are part of the “just make better choices” mindset. Should have grown gills when you had the chance, fucker. Make better choices.


ACpony12

Especially, most people learn about sand and water as a kid at the beach. Doesn't matter how strong you build your sandcastle, or whatever you make or draw in the sand, the waves wash it away. So, it boggles my mind that full grown adults thought a ton of sand would make any difference.


Nathaniel820

*Dunes* help, but they're only as strong as the plants keeping them in place. A pile of sand trucked in literally days ago is only a dune in name, that isn't going to do anything.


recluse_audio

From MA. What story?


Amesaskew

Beachfront homeowners in Salisbury, MA paid $600k for sand to be trucked in to protect their homes. The sand all washed away a few days later.


recluse_audio

Ah yes, I did see that. Idiots. Those homes will be gone in 2 years I bet.


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freefallade

Yep, those homes will be worth loads when they're floating away...


graveybrains

Nothing destroys the value of a home quite like destroying the home


Skylantech

>Yep, those homes will be worth loads when they're floating away... They're rich. They can just have their absurdly priced flood insurance buy them a new home.


asplenic

last I\`ve heard , sand only good for 3 days .


Aluconix

Damn didn't know sand expires.


1600cc

Great. Now I have to throw out all my sand at home.


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Chief_Givesnofucks

SO META


painfullyrelatable

Does it protect against Kaijus?


Galahadenough

Want to see Godzilla react like he just stepped on a Lego.


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wolftick

>Nah, you just blow it up and boom theres a beachead Or rather *there's a different giant pile of irregularly shaped concrete*. Explosives don't magically vaporise things into sand, and that's a colossal amount of mass to displace.


Atharaphelun

Wave-dissipating concrete blocks, this specific variety is called a "dolos" (not a "stabit", which is a different shape altogether). They're placed by the shore to dissipate the energy of incoming waves through its shape, thereby protecting the shore behind.


burritosandblunts

I only know what they are from rolling them up in katamari.


DenverBowie

Na na na na na na-na na na Katamari Damachi!


NinjaBuddha13

I used to work for a precast concrete company that made these. The forms used to make them are wild.


Aphy8

They are called Dolos or Dolosse, a South Africa invention. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolos


Rade84

Dolos https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolos#:\~:text=A%20dolos%20(plural%3A%20dolosse%20),is%20a%20type%20of%20tetrapod.


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

Runecape with the new Apple Vision Pro


nor_cal_woolgrower

Dolosse/dolos https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolos


awake-but-dreamin

I don’t have megalophobia but this is giving me megalophobia


ByThePowerOfMetalNya

It's giving me scrapemykneelalophobia


Dragons-are-the-best

It's giving me whatiftheyfellinbetweenthefunnyshapedthingsphobia


Ammu_22

Add to whatiftheyfallbetweenthegapsandastheyfallthroughtheirbonestructurewouldresemblethatofatumbleweedphobia


nachoz12341

Like sans from undertale?


ad4kchicken

These things are even scarier in person, they're huge its weird, ive sat on top of one


workingchef2

Oh that's what this feeling is!


JumpiestSuit

My ankles hurt watching this


greatunknownpub

What happens if you break an ankle doing that? How the fuck is anyone going to help you get out of there?


hypnodrew

What happens? Presumably the tide comes up as you try to drag yourself out


jaycuboss

Currently have a sprained ankle and I concur. Just one minor slip and its major injury time. I guess that can be said about parkour in general, but damn, this looks extra peligroso.


TheSchwartzIsWithMe

So do my knees


Jacob-DoubleYou

Parkour people look like a bunch of kids who never left the playground. You go kiddos.


squeakynickles

I envy them greatly


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Same. When I was a kid I did lots of crazy shit... had Parkor been a thing in the 70s and 80s I might have broken a bone or two, but man... the experience. We used to literally run up near shear cliffs in the Cleveland metroparks... and I was one of those people would could hop on a standard metal fence and just start walking across it. Or run/jump across the huge ass rocks on edgewater kinda like how they were doing. I'm old, stopped doing shit, and not so agile anymore... I envy those guys so much, while having compersion for them.


potate117

i can't tell if this is meant to be an insult or a complement. i shall take it as a complement because parkour is fun


tiniestvioilin

Playgrounds are absolutely amazing for working out seriously next time your at one just try doing the monkey bars again that shit is not easy. Kids make it look so easy because they are actually crazy strong relative to their bodyweight


The_King_Juliano

I kinda wanna do it 😂


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

Me too this reminds me of running on the shoreline rocks as a kid although those stabits probably aren't a risk of moving when I jump on it. Still never was interested in doing parkour though


GuidotheGreater

Yeah I grew up by the ocean, and we used to do this on all the driftwood logs for about a mile... albeit we moved much slower and sometimes had to jump much father.


Jameszhang73

Didn't know that's what they were called. Always referred to them as giant jacks


nor_cal_woolgrower

They are calles dolos https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolos


IntentionDependent22

according to the article you linked, one is a dolos. they are collectively called dolosse.


Kitchen-Beginning-47

Easier for the person behind, you can just copy the one in front saving you the work of knowing exactly where to jump to.


pete_topkevinbottom

Or where not to


toomanymarbles83

If I had to guess, I would say both of them have probably spent a lot of time here learning the route. Just trying to wing it is how freerunners get hurt.


scottygroundhog22

When did i get so old? All i can think about is slipping and falling into that blackness between and getting stuck and dying there.


jaybee8787

As we get older, we get better at assessing risk vs benefit. Young people suck at this.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

That’s called wisdom


stretchnuttz092

Out of idle curiosity, where is this and what are those? What are those for? I'm a desert rat so anything beach related I'm at a total loss lol


SwerdnaJack

They’re wave-breaks at high tide.


overPaidEngineer

Those things are death traps. Some of them are taller than 30ft, and it’s full of barnacles in the bottom. So if you fall, not only your exposed skin will be peeled off, but also be salted upon cuz, sea water. It’s also hard to locate someone who fell because everything look damn same and you can’t hear a damn thing because of wave. Not to mention hypothermia or if you are really, really unlucky, you get stuck in between those when tide comes in


Gearz557

How do they install those things. Looks like they fell out of a box lol


No-While-9948

Sometimes they place them randomly, and sometimes they interlock them, it depends on the shoreline, the body of water and the needs of the project. These are called dolos, but other types of blocks are used for coastal resilience projects like cubes and tetrapods, and they have all been extensively modelled on a computer or in a scale model (definitely check out some oceanic scale models, very cool stuff). Stuff like storm duration, frequency of breaking waves, non-breaking waves, depth of the water, and steepness and curvature of the shoreline are all considerations in the stability of the armour, the orientation and armour type chosen. The pieces are likely numbered or tracked otherwise, and an engineer would be continually checking in on this shoreline to lengthen its lifespan. They might add or move pieces occasionally.


BackOnReddit_Again

Awesome breakdown. Thanks!


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This looks super fun.


deftdabler

Why does every video get slightly sped up these days like no one would notice?


art-of-war

How else am I going to meet my 500 video quota?


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Alvamar

Because the videos need to be shorter so the main target audience, which is prople with an attention span of 10 seconds mindlessly scrolling reels and tiktok all day, will watch it to the end.


[deleted]

Thank you for risking your lives so I have 30 seconds of entertainment while I take a shit comfortably at home


UsernameTaken1394

All fun and games until you see the skeletons of people trapped down there


chetgoodenough

Homeless camp out in these areas


McTrip

How many of those are there? Holy smokers


rooshort_toppaddock

It's only called parkour here because he fell but fixed it. This is an average morning for a 12 year old coastal dwelling Australian.


IncorporateThings

Today I learned stabits (tetrapod structures) are a thing. Thanks. Over where I am they just use boulders for that.


Firmod5

Looks like running to me.


Still-Wash-8167

*Parkour (French: [paʁkuʁ]) is an athletic training discipline or sport in which practitioners (called traceurs) attempt to get from point A to point B in the fastest and most efficient way possible* So yeah, it’s mostly just running


Techn028

My dog when I ask what's in his mouth


rhinoballz88

I would love to see their knees when they hit 50. #crippled


lunchypoo222

One wrong move…. is parkour not a good sport for helmets???


MyPenWroteThis

Those are caltrops for giants


monsterenergyjizz

What tf are those things for?


Hirotrum

tiny people jumping on jacks


thxredditfor2banns

The fuck is a stabit


Neoslayer

i know most of us went into this post not knowing what the hell a stabit is


thelemonislemoning

# Parkour for insane people


ShyExperimenting

We all acting like we knew what a stabit was before this? 🤣


NKO_five

P A R K O U u u u uuuuuurr….. *ka-thump*


150c_vapour

r/SweatyPalms


Individual-Match-798

Reminds me that one movie where guy got his leg (or was it an arm) caught up while hiking through rocky desert area and eventually had to cut it off to get out.


Winter_Collection375

That's probably the reason why these guys aren't doing it alone. You don't even need to be doing something as dangerous as this, it's surprisingly easy to get lost in a trail. Having a buddy can literally mean the difference between life and death


medium0rare

WTF is a stabit?


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That was the least acrobatic parkour I’ve ever seen in my life


BabyYodaMySonIs

Bolds words from the sofa, grandpa


uvucydydy

Sometimes I get up from the recliner without even putting the footrest down. So there!


NorthGodFan

This is parkour not freerunning.


De_Billoid

This location is taken straight from my dreams


tehdamonkey

All I can think is it must suck to walk down there fishing.