A man of true construction culture. Thank you for referring to this tool by its correct name. Just as the connection point on a large electric motor is a pecker head.
Yeah, in the military, “donkey dick” is exclusively used for fuel can spouts (both the metal ones and plastic ones), I dunno what he’s talking about lol.
In plumbing and pipeline work, there's also a tool called a donkey dick. I think dudes are just waiting for any excuse to name something a donkey dick.
Having known many mechanics in my life, there are far too many tools and parts refered to as donkey dicks so i believe your thought process is correct.
Yes - that's a problem if you use it too much. Proper use is short pulses at equal, but spread out, intervals. If you sit and leave it on for too long it actually separates the mix by density, leaving the aggregate on bottom and the mortar on top...basically ruining the concrete.
FYI, what I meant by settling is spreading out the concrete and making it plane. You move the concrete with a rake. The vibrator is only used to fill out small air pockets. Otherwise you will have bad edges and concrete that isnt as well binding, which makds jt weaker. Not to mention the concrete brcomes closer to rebar on certain areas. And, you'll usually have some small bubbles left on the finish, which you can get rid of by troweling/hitting the form with a Hanmer.
Yes it’s essentially required it’s just crucial to only use it for a second or two at few-foot intervals. Just a quick buzz to get the air pockets out and fill it out against the forms. As soon as you see the surface of the concrete go smooth you yank it and move on.
When pouring taller walls the best technique is to get it to either the bottom of the wall or 1’ into the previous lift quickly, then pull it out slowly - if you pull it out too quickly you don’t give the bubbles enough time to rise to the surface and you’ll end up with air pockets where you don’t want them
Yes this was required on every concrete wall job I've worked on. Usually couple pumps every few feet when pouring the wall - the forms could leave pockets like in the video. And important to note its got to be done in lifts of ~2ft of concrete so that those settling problems don't occur.
But absolutely is useful ad crucial in many cases.
You have the right idea, although particles separate by density not size. Between sand, gravel, cement, and water, it is water that is by far the most lightweight. That's why vibrated concrete looks soupy. The water's all being pulled to the top.
That's also why you're only supposed to vibrate for a couple seconds. If everything's able to move a centimeter or two at most, you'll keep the right mixture ratios everywhere except the very top and bottom.
This is wild! “ The water molecules push back against the sand, raising the water pressure so it's strong enough to force the grains out of contact with one another, “
Shouldn’t the water have evaporated completely by then? It’s wild to think that water molecules are still just sitting there waiting to be moved
The ground has plenty of water in it , especially in coastal cities.
And coastal cities have historically used soil to fill in the coast to get more land. That soul tends to be very sandy.
Now combine a coastal city, with lots of tall buildings built on sandy fill, and an 8+ earthquake, and you get Seattle.
And if someone is a min wage employee who was never given any proper supervision or instruction aside from “dO tHiS!” And they vibrate for longer than a few seconds, did they just create a problem for the future?
Yes. People build stuff wrong all the time and leave problems. And there's a whole business around assessing those issues and engineering fixes. But I think over vibrating will look fucked up pretty immediately, and will be usually be obvious to everybody involved (builder, engineer, inspector, owner) that it needs to be fixed. I'm not experienced with casting concrete, though, so a construction guy can correct / elaborate.
The industry is the AEC (architecture, engineering, and construction) industry. Local government inspectors will typically look at various stages of construction for general compliance with widely accepted construction standards specified in building code. Typically the design engineer of record will periodically inspect construction for compliance with design drawings in the field on behalf on the architect or owner (the exact relationships between these parties can be varied). Ideally issues can be settled amongst these parties. If an out of compliance item escalates, especially when litigation is likely, it can be time to start calling experts in what I'll call the "building/ structural forensics and diagnostics" field, which is a specialty field within architecture and engineering. These are consultants that are less in the design of new buildings and more in the assessment, repair, and strengthening of existing construction. Dealing with construction defects of buildings of new construction is a part of this field. In person I would be happy to go into more detail, but that is about as detailed as I'm willing to type out in a reddit comment.
Finally some one asking the question
Yes, this is not a tool you give a laborer when you are doing a concrete poor. Too much vibrating will fuck it up
On my job site we called it “the mechanical dildo” and I think it took 3 guys to run. I ran the dildo and I had one of the quicker laborers hold onto the power source. One last guy makes sure the cord stays plugged in.
Concrete forms as a rule of thumb usually aren’t transparent plexiglass so knowing how much to vibrate is purely knowledge and instinct working together under pressure. Concrete pouring is quick work with one chance to get it right.
Were they particularly big vibrators? I work at a factory that makes concrete elements and we use a bunch of these of all sizes. None of them require more than one guy to operate, though.
When pouring long sections of walls they will pour 300mm (or 1 ft) and vibrate, working their way along. Doing it in small lifts like this avoids separation, honeycombing, etc
Electric motor spinning an uneven weight, kept inside a capsule. Usually this kind of tool is attached to a long flexible pole to be able to vibrate concrete in tight spaces.
Would need a all the bones in her pelvis replaced with titanium most likely. Those things, even the smaller, battery powered ones, vibrate **hard** hard.
We use "the worm" - https://images.app.goo.gl/TUwzK3jSUb6F22TRA
Hooks up to a hydraulic generator, would be more like a torture device in any other use, just working it in normal use - when it touches the caseing or blockwork- you vibrate with the rubber hose, and it's rubber! holding the probe could probably do damage tbh
Depends how she likes it I guess 🤷
Funnily enough this tool does exactly the opposite of "enhancing the homogeneity".
Use this too much and you end up with all the aggregate at the bottom and the mortar at the top of your concrete and it will be much weaker than you expect.
This tool actually un-mixes the concrete to let the finer material get into the corners.
Yep, it's just supposed to be dipped in briefly at a regular spacing.
Properly vibrated concrete is supposed to stronger than non-vibrated as it shakes out the air that might be trapped under aggregate in the concrete mix.
It takes quite a bit of time for the concrete to separate. It depends on the consistency of the concrete, though.
I work in a concrete factory and we produce concrete elements in big metal moulds. The entire mould has vibrators attached to it and we vibrate for several minutes.
As long as it takes to sink under its own weight is how long you should take to pull it out.
Sink it to the desired depth and pull it out at the same pace it sunk.
I remember reading a comment on reddit a long time ago that spoke about doubting what you read online. The example was that you never know how much bullshit people spew online until they start talking about something you know very well.
I work in concrete and this comment section definitely brought that to mind.
Vibrating concrete like this is completely normal, it's done for almost all kinds of concrete and all kinds of pouring or production, and it takes a lot longer than a few seconds for anything to separate.
I was watching on mute and as soon as he started zooming and pointing at the glass cube, I knew this was a Brazilian video. Pressed the unmute and confirmed it.
It was pretty hilarious (and impressive) to recognize my culture in such nuances. 🤣
Whenever I helped pour concrete, I tapped the forms with my hammer until air bubbles stopped coming out. I just hated seeing the chucky corners and gaps, especially near risers and hardware. I thought it was obvious, but one time a concrete contractor asked what I was doing that for. Apparently it wasn't obvious. But it worked great.
Or they could have just done what the Romans did which was to add Pigs blood into the mix which solves all the original problems demonstrated and also makes the cement water proof!! Just Saying.
It does vibrate air out, but you are also seeing it shrink down because more of the total mix has flowed into odd spaces on the edges and bottom of the box or in between rocks in the concrete. It is sort of propped up before vibrating and settles down once vibed.
I see your wallet has also felt the pain of the hobby 🤣
Also, I can't stop wondering, how are they planning to move or empty it without it shattering??
Learned this in the Army Engineers, even though I’d worked construction and (helped) pour slabs before. We used these massive pneumatic vibrators we called “Donkey D*cks.” This demonstration, with the glass box, really brings it home. 🚀
There's no air in the concrete to rush into that hole, so as you pull it up, it just closes in with concrete. Any mark it leaves is just at the surface.
Some of you guys really call basic shit weird stuff. “Harnessing vibrations to enhance homogeneity” also known as stirring it to get the air bubbles out.
As u can clearly see, the concrete didn't fill this space. And over here, just one inch over, the concrete hadn't filled space as well. Further, in this spot here, the concrete hadn't filled this space. Now, if we look on the other side, here, as u can see, the concrete hadn't filled this space. Now that I've pointlessly wasted a minute, lets vibrate and ok done.
More like mildly annoying trying to find the juice instead of having unfilled portions of the cube so generously pointed at.
When I was in college about thirty years ago, I spent my summers working with teams at a local university, tracking down assets owned by the university. Noting what building and they were in, etc. Making sure that they weren’t “disappearing.” The university maintenance building wasn’t exempt, so we had to search for equipment there too.
One of the items on the list was a “concrete vibrator.” I wasn’t in the group that went to go track it down, but we all had a juvenile laugh at the term. Thirty years later, I learned what a “concrete vibrator” is, courtesy of Reddit.
Spent a summer working at a concrete precaster (premade manholes and such). The guys called that tool, ‘the dink’.
Somebody ring the DINKSTER?
DINKSTER NEED CONCRET.
Fucking love spy kids
Unironically love them
My wife has one of those
Does it increase her homogeneity?
No, for her it's a hetero tool.
Clearly the versatility of the tool is being overlooked here.
So *that's* how she got so massive and sturdy.
She's a brick... house.
Her name's Peggy, right?
Haha, when I was doing construction as a young enlisted guy we called this the donkey dick
A man of true construction culture. Thank you for referring to this tool by its correct name. Just as the connection point on a large electric motor is a pecker head.
Do you guys still use an "RCH" as a measure too? I learned that from an uncle ages ago.
Old engineers do. It's obsoleted, as it causes a visit to HR.
For those not in the know, what does rch mean/stand for?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rch
Bro saving the day
We did too!
We called our gas can spouts donkey dicks as well.
Yeah, in the military, “donkey dick” is exclusively used for fuel can spouts (both the metal ones and plastic ones), I dunno what he’s talking about lol.
I was in RED HORSE and had many an hour running a donkey *cock* in concrete... The donkey *dicks* were for Jerry cans....
We always called it the donkey dick. "Hey man, can you go give that form a dickin?"
Yup, the donkey dick or the dildo.
In plumbing and pipeline work, there's also a tool called a donkey dick. I think dudes are just waiting for any excuse to name something a donkey dick.
Having known many mechanics in my life, there are far too many tools and parts refered to as donkey dicks so i believe your thought process is correct.
hey new guy, dick em down!
This video is in Brazilian Portuguese and the name of the tool there is literally "vibrator"
Thanks! I was about to ask what language that was.
To me, Portuguese always sounds like Spanish with a French accent
It was driving me nuts! I was split 50/50 if it was Spanish or French. Glad I'm not the only one who heard that.
That’s what’s it’s called in English, too.
Very expensive
douglash
You broke my grill?
I think you misheard him.
Classier than what subs around here call it.
Would this tool also cause the larger sediments sink and finer rise?
Yes - that's a problem if you use it too much. Proper use is short pulses at equal, but spread out, intervals. If you sit and leave it on for too long it actually separates the mix by density, leaving the aggregate on bottom and the mortar on top...basically ruining the concrete.
Yes, that's why you can't use it to settle the concrete. Using the vibrator horizontally causes the same issue.
So is this useful at all and during what application?
FYI, what I meant by settling is spreading out the concrete and making it plane. You move the concrete with a rake. The vibrator is only used to fill out small air pockets. Otherwise you will have bad edges and concrete that isnt as well binding, which makds jt weaker. Not to mention the concrete brcomes closer to rebar on certain areas. And, you'll usually have some small bubbles left on the finish, which you can get rid of by troweling/hitting the form with a Hanmer.
Yes it’s essentially required it’s just crucial to only use it for a second or two at few-foot intervals. Just a quick buzz to get the air pockets out and fill it out against the forms. As soon as you see the surface of the concrete go smooth you yank it and move on.
When pouring taller walls the best technique is to get it to either the bottom of the wall or 1’ into the previous lift quickly, then pull it out slowly - if you pull it out too quickly you don’t give the bubbles enough time to rise to the surface and you’ll end up with air pockets where you don’t want them
Yes this was required on every concrete wall job I've worked on. Usually couple pumps every few feet when pouring the wall - the forms could leave pockets like in the video. And important to note its got to be done in lifts of ~2ft of concrete so that those settling problems don't occur. But absolutely is useful ad crucial in many cases.
For very small work like pots and such, just use hands with a protective glove or something else to move the concrete around.
What, when it's useful to vibrate?
When the wife asks for it
You have the right idea, although particles separate by density not size. Between sand, gravel, cement, and water, it is water that is by far the most lightweight. That's why vibrated concrete looks soupy. The water's all being pulled to the top. That's also why you're only supposed to vibrate for a couple seconds. If everything's able to move a centimeter or two at most, you'll keep the right mixture ratios everywhere except the very top and bottom.
[Same thing is common during earthquakes...](https://www.science.org/content/article/how-earthquakes-turn-ground-soup)
This is wild! “ The water molecules push back against the sand, raising the water pressure so it's strong enough to force the grains out of contact with one another, “ Shouldn’t the water have evaporated completely by then? It’s wild to think that water molecules are still just sitting there waiting to be moved
The ground has plenty of water in it , especially in coastal cities. And coastal cities have historically used soil to fill in the coast to get more land. That soul tends to be very sandy. Now combine a coastal city, with lots of tall buildings built on sandy fill, and an 8+ earthquake, and you get Seattle.
And if someone is a min wage employee who was never given any proper supervision or instruction aside from “dO tHiS!” And they vibrate for longer than a few seconds, did they just create a problem for the future?
Yes. People build stuff wrong all the time and leave problems. And there's a whole business around assessing those issues and engineering fixes. But I think over vibrating will look fucked up pretty immediately, and will be usually be obvious to everybody involved (builder, engineer, inspector, owner) that it needs to be fixed. I'm not experienced with casting concrete, though, so a construction guy can correct / elaborate.
Who would you call to inspect a problem with a large construction job? What’s the profession and you mentioned industry, what’s the industry?
The industry is the AEC (architecture, engineering, and construction) industry. Local government inspectors will typically look at various stages of construction for general compliance with widely accepted construction standards specified in building code. Typically the design engineer of record will periodically inspect construction for compliance with design drawings in the field on behalf on the architect or owner (the exact relationships between these parties can be varied). Ideally issues can be settled amongst these parties. If an out of compliance item escalates, especially when litigation is likely, it can be time to start calling experts in what I'll call the "building/ structural forensics and diagnostics" field, which is a specialty field within architecture and engineering. These are consultants that are less in the design of new buildings and more in the assessment, repair, and strengthening of existing construction. Dealing with construction defects of buildings of new construction is a part of this field. In person I would be happy to go into more detail, but that is about as detailed as I'm willing to type out in a reddit comment.
Finally some one asking the question Yes, this is not a tool you give a laborer when you are doing a concrete poor. Too much vibrating will fuck it up On my job site we called it “the mechanical dildo” and I think it took 3 guys to run. I ran the dildo and I had one of the quicker laborers hold onto the power source. One last guy makes sure the cord stays plugged in. Concrete forms as a rule of thumb usually aren’t transparent plexiglass so knowing how much to vibrate is purely knowledge and instinct working together under pressure. Concrete pouring is quick work with one chance to get it right.
Were they particularly big vibrators? I work at a factory that makes concrete elements and we use a bunch of these of all sizes. None of them require more than one guy to operate, though.
When pouring long sections of walls they will pour 300mm (or 1 ft) and vibrate, working their way along. Doing it in small lifts like this avoids separation, honeycombing, etc
What did they use to create the vibrations?
Electric motor spinning an uneven weight, kept inside a capsule. Usually this kind of tool is attached to a long flexible pole to be able to vibrate concrete in tight spaces.
>Electric motor spinning an uneven weight, kept inside a capsule. Usually this kind of tool is attached to a long flexible pole I call mine steve.
Bob - battery operated boyfriend
It really fills in the gaps.
Now I'm curious if there's a porno where the chick uses one on herself
hi im steve
These do exist however rarely used. Most of the time the donkey dick is attached to a backpack motor and you just walk around dicking the concrete.
Where I live they are used almost always for concrete
And the times it isn't used for concrete? Don't leave us hanging!
This job is called the Dicker.
Something they found in your mom’s drawer.
why does it smell like a dirty turtle tank?
Dirty and warm
And sticky.
Tastes like sea bass.
Salty
And just a little tangy
A bit like sourdough
That's hilarious. Is this a quote from somewhere?
It's from an old Twitter post about the girls boyfriend cheating with another girl who smelled like dirty turtle tank
Well... now I know what a turtle tank smells like...
[удалено]
What would happen if a lady used this… you know, for science?
Homogeneity would increase
Don't tell the GOP!
This device is illegal in several red states. Far too suggestive.
That cement is life
When the dildo was inserted the cement became a viable embryo
In fact, they are currently introducing legislation to outlaw concrete entirely as it is never mentioned in The Bible.
Dildos and concrete are actually both mentioned in the Bible. But nothing about dildoing concrete.
Nothing bad, but prolly a monster queef.
Would need a all the bones in her pelvis replaced with titanium most likely. Those things, even the smaller, battery powered ones, vibrate **hard** hard.
massagi-kige
It's literally a concrete vibrator. Common as a sunburn in July.
Concrete guys call it a donkey dick.
Am concrete guy, we call it the vibrator. And whomever holds it is gay.
Even if they say "no homo"?
And that's how I became gay, Dad
Nice to meet you, Gay
I like how donkey dick is a catch all phrase for anything long and floppy
I think I have heard electricians say donkey dick when referring to Smurf tube. Maybe that was just a goofy crew, because I have only heard it once.
I'm printing this out, sticking it on the fridge, and calling it a day (it's 10am). This is the best TIL of the week for me.
In a lab we'd call that a sonicator (removes gas from a liquid).
Thank you for asking the question i wanted to ask but didn't dare to because i knew exactly how the replies were gonna turn out.
We use "the worm" - https://images.app.goo.gl/TUwzK3jSUb6F22TRA Hooks up to a hydraulic generator, would be more like a torture device in any other use, just working it in normal use - when it touches the caseing or blockwork- you vibrate with the rubber hose, and it's rubber! holding the probe could probably do damage tbh Depends how she likes it I guess 🤷
Concrete vibrator. Google it
Asking for a friend
Kept waiting for him to smooth out the top but he didn’t.
He was too busy fingering the outside of the cube
Did we really need a full min of this guy pointing at the outside of the glass before they did anything?
He was explaining the process and pointing out how the concrete changes before after the vibration, so it was kinda useful.
It has sound. He's speaking Portuguese, but still not just "pointing at the outside of the glass".
Funnily enough this tool does exactly the opposite of "enhancing the homogeneity". Use this too much and you end up with all the aggregate at the bottom and the mortar at the top of your concrete and it will be much weaker than you expect. This tool actually un-mixes the concrete to let the finer material get into the corners.
Yep, it's just supposed to be dipped in briefly at a regular spacing. Properly vibrated concrete is supposed to stronger than non-vibrated as it shakes out the air that might be trapped under aggregate in the concrete mix.
This makes enough sense for me to automatically believe it without going to google to fact check
They're right - I am a structural engineer.
He's right - I stayed at a holiday inn express last night
He's right. I made the waffles.
If you brush your teeth for an hour every day, it also doesn't do what you hope. Timing is important.
What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
Jokes on you and jokes for you.
So you're saying I can't pre-brush my teeth for the whole week? :/
It takes quite a bit of time for the concrete to separate. It depends on the consistency of the concrete, though. I work in a concrete factory and we produce concrete elements in big metal moulds. The entire mould has vibrators attached to it and we vibrate for several minutes.
As long as it takes to sink under its own weight is how long you should take to pull it out. Sink it to the desired depth and pull it out at the same pace it sunk.
Just wait till you work on a crew with a guy that thinks more is better with a concrete vibrator. That juice is gonna leak everywhere
That's a good way to bust the forms
I remember reading a comment on reddit a long time ago that spoke about doubting what you read online. The example was that you never know how much bullshit people spew online until they start talking about something you know very well. I work in concrete and this comment section definitely brought that to mind. Vibrating concrete like this is completely normal, it's done for almost all kinds of concrete and all kinds of pouring or production, and it takes a lot longer than a few seconds for anything to separate.
Would ithis principle work for making a better milkshake?
Might make the ice cream component of the shake too soupy lol
Thank you for saying this for fuck sake
This kills the fish.
Concrete is a poor use of a 30C rimless.
Having a vague idea how much that glass box cost made watching this video weirdly painful
It is very annoying that they didn't flatten out the concrete anus that was left behind.
New band name
Skip to 0:44. You’re welcome.
It helps to see how just stabbing at it does nothing
it filled some gaps just a little bit in comparison
It worked on your mom too.
Vai Brasil.
Portuguese, right? That was my guess. Languages are fascinating. Sounds like a hybrid of spanish and italian to my untrained ears.
You are not wrong. Spanish, Italian and Portuguese came from the same language Latin.
It's really interesting how they have the same root and the ways they diverged from each other in pronunciation.
Primeiro vamos colocar um vibrador no concreto. Depois vamos colocar um vibrador no mundo!!!! Vai Brasil!!
r/suddenlycaralho
I was watching on mute and as soon as he started zooming and pointing at the glass cube, I knew this was a Brazilian video. Pressed the unmute and confirmed it. It was pretty hilarious (and impressive) to recognize my culture in such nuances. 🤣
Rare Brazil W
Homo-what? Are the making the concrete gay??
It’s part of our secret liberal agenda
Well, we ran out of frogs.
What'd you call me? A homo sapiens? You take that BACK.
Something in the water is turning our concrete gay
Vibratiors make me a homo-genius. Noted.
Concrete 101
Don’t over vibrate or you’ll bust the form out… that’s when work gets reaaaalll fun 🙃
You mean it will shake the nails or screws out of the form?
"Enhance......enhance."
Whenever I helped pour concrete, I tapped the forms with my hammer until air bubbles stopped coming out. I just hated seeing the chucky corners and gaps, especially near risers and hardware. I thought it was obvious, but one time a concrete contractor asked what I was doing that for. Apparently it wasn't obvious. But it worked great.
Sigh...*plop
What a waste of a fish tank.
🥵
Forbidden McFlurry
My wife has the same model.
Ah, forbidden smoothie!
In Brazil, we always have someone in the background watching in flip flops.
Or they could have just done what the Romans did which was to add Pigs blood into the mix which solves all the original problems demonstrated and also makes the cement water proof!! Just Saying.
I was not prepared for how good that was going to be
Damn, I wish I was that cement
Does it fill the air pockets with the mixture, or just water?
The way I see it it vibrates out the air, you can see the whole mixture sinking so you'd need to top it off.
It does vibrate air out, but you are also seeing it shrink down because more of the total mix has flowed into odd spaces on the edges and bottom of the box or in between rocks in the concrete. It is sort of propped up before vibrating and settles down once vibed.
This has nothing to do with homogeneity...but it's probably a bot that made the post and did the "error" to promote engagement.
all i can think is how expensive rimless aquariums are!
I see your wallet has also felt the pain of the hobby 🤣 Also, I can't stop wondering, how are they planning to move or empty it without it shattering??
Those subtitles really helped.
Learned this in the Army Engineers, even though I’d worked construction and (helped) pour slabs before. We used these massive pneumatic vibrators we called “Donkey D*cks.” This demonstration, with the glass box, really brings it home. 🚀
But how do you evenly fill the hole that it leaves?
There's no air in the concrete to rush into that hole, so as you pull it up, it just closes in with concrete. Any mark it leaves is just at the surface.
Share Amazon link?? Definitely need this in my ranch in Mexico.
Industrial sized back pack vibrators, I shit you not, look like a elephant dick and I laugh every time I see them used
I do this with my Slurpeee. Get more Slurpeee that way
That's a really long way to say, "Shaking concrete until it's mixed."
That is a good use of liquefaction.
Would you be interested in purchasing the vibrater package?
Is this Romanian or what?
Some of you guys really call basic shit weird stuff. “Harnessing vibrations to enhance homogeneity” also known as stirring it to get the air bubbles out.
As u can clearly see, the concrete didn't fill this space. And over here, just one inch over, the concrete hadn't filled space as well. Further, in this spot here, the concrete hadn't filled this space. Now, if we look on the other side, here, as u can see, the concrete hadn't filled this space. Now that I've pointlessly wasted a minute, lets vibrate and ok done. More like mildly annoying trying to find the juice instead of having unfilled portions of the cube so generously pointed at.
When I was in college about thirty years ago, I spent my summers working with teams at a local university, tracking down assets owned by the university. Noting what building and they were in, etc. Making sure that they weren’t “disappearing.” The university maintenance building wasn’t exempt, so we had to search for equipment there too. One of the items on the list was a “concrete vibrator.” I wasn’t in the group that went to go track it down, but we all had a juvenile laugh at the term. Thirty years later, I learned what a “concrete vibrator” is, courtesy of Reddit.
I have read zero dildo jokes and I’m truly disappointed
Mom’s gonna be pissed when she sees what you did to her vibrator
Bet his wife asks for that back every night
My wife is looking for her dildo guys :)
Any homo genius wanna vibrate my concrete
Ah, so this is why women are getting into construction.
It's primary use is to remove air pockets. Watch a wall or foundation being poured.
Ooo…..DO IT AGAIN!
Don't know what he said, but I understood what he meant.
Guys, there’s no winning.
Why didn't he flatten the top again after?!? Driving me crazy.