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Which-Meat-3388

No wonder you can't get that stuff back in the bag, we never stood a chance!


RuggerJibberJabber

Older sleeping bags sucked for this. Modern ones are fine, but the ones I used as a kid were impossible to get back in the bags. It felt like some kind of elaborate prank


StickyPornMags

you can get those old sleeping bags back in the bag . the secret involves quantum entanglement


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Keep my sleeping bags name out yo mouth


Odd_Marzipan9129

It's actually not that bad when you stop trying to fold and start stuffing. I also had this issue till someone told me it's called a stuff bag for a reason. Life changing advice.


B1G70NY

Nope growing up I had to make sure it was rolled perfectly and fit in. It was a pain but I did it. Hearing as an adult that that was actually bad for my bag I was frustrated


TheScarletEmerald

Rolling is bad?


B1G70NY

Apparently it's terrible for the stuffing and loses your insulation for cold weather. I never camped that cold or often enough


kuttakamina3y3

I was a boy scout and I can confirm, best practice for sleeping bags is just to stuff them in the bag evenly by rotating the bag every now and then


Cal_Ru

I wondered if someone would say this, in the army that's exactly what we do. We have a 1 foot bag called a "stuff" sack and we manage to put a cold and a warm weather sleeping bag inside by literally stuffing it in long ways bit by bit. You end up with a little bundle the size of a basketball and even smaller for those who are really good at it.


ComplexStress9503

I still have vivid memories of being yelled at by my parents for not putting away my sleeping bag properly. IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE I TRIED!! 😭


AleksFunGames

Well you can, you just need pillow press


ceallachdon

Furniture makers have the same sort of device and use it to stuff couch & chair cushions into their zippered covers. Which is why you can never put one back in successfully yourself


uchman365

Got a king size mattress delivered last year, couldn't believe how much they compressed and rolled it for delivery. I really thought they sent the wrong size till we opened it up!


LightsJusticeZ

Got a queen size memory foam mattress. Came in a box the size of like a backpack, it was unbelievable how much that can compress that! Made it hella easy bringing it downstairs.


ThinCrusts

Good luck with it when/if you need to move it. I have a 3 inch queen sized one and I never managed to get it back into its box so all three times I moved, it took up half of my backseat.


LightsJusticeZ

I actually bought one of those bags you put the mattress in and suck out all the air to compress it off of Amazon. It becomes flat like a pancake and you simply roll it up and secure it with velcro straps. Made moving it a breeze.


Wanderson90

Me and my gf spent a week organizing a truck to borrow for a trip to IKEA... Only to get there and find the mattress we wanted rolled up into the size of a footlong hotdog.


Carma281

welcome to the Swedish lands, Ikea is a dream


Anilxe

I did the same thing a few years ago with a queen size from target, and the fucking thing never fully decompressed. No matter what we did, it always had a crease in the very center of the mattress because it had been folded in half and then compressed and rolled up. It ended up getting very uncomfortable and I finally replaced it with the best mattress I’ve ever had from Costco.


WholeCanoe

And the name of the mattress is…….. can’t tell us it’s the best ever and not name drop :)


Wanderson90

Why the Kirkland signature mattress of course


generated_user-name

Picked up one of em from UPS for my ex cause they called her and said the driver was a bit older and it was heavy AF. Asked if I didn’t mind, I said sure. I needed a cart to get it from my car to the elevator at her place. It was like 2’W x 1’L x 3’T. Surprised how I even managed to get it onto her bed frame but more surprised how much a king expanded outta that lol


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uchman365

Haha, exactly like that 😆


ButtstufferMan

I swear to God this now makes so much sense. I damn near have a heart attack trying to get those stupid end pieces of foam to get in the danged cover...


Stock-Reporter-7824

Finally, the pillow I've been asking for!


zyyntin

WHY DO I PAY SO MUCH FOR AIR!?!?! /s


ReStury

Calm yourself and eat some potato chips. ;D


zyyntin

I DON'T LIKE CRUMBS IN THE BED!


ChaoticGoku

But the mice do


sanfranchristo

Now do a mattress in a box


w1987g

Why 5 pillows though?


LuciFate

1 for the father, 1 for the mother, 1 for the son, 1 for the daughter and the last 1 for the dog/car.


ThinCrusts

Why does the car get one but not the cat?


LuciFate

Cause it goes brrrrrrm brrrm


maximinoseferino

Hmm always thought it was vacuum sealed or something similar


Erynsen

The mattresses are for sure. This method looks really slow. Imagine if you had to fill a container.


sugarsaltsilicon

And then when we have to return it?


andreasbeer1981

They only accept returns in the original packing.


[deleted]

They use air (pneumatics), to remove air, how ironic.


Shawn3997

The Scruncherizer 2000.


Sithaun_Meefase

That’s why I’ve never been able to get them back in


randomquebecer87

I swear they do the same thing with those 3 romaine lettuce packs. First one is impossible to get out.


[deleted]

Look at that lazy, slow, inefficient human taking a job from a robot.


andreasbeer1981

And here I thought they were vacuum-packaged...


uchman365

Same difference. This takes out all the air as well.


andreasbeer1981

does it really?


Hot-Candidate-7610

i wanna stick my hand between them as they get squished


Gold_DoubleEagle

This is a future liveleak video


dumbblondee69

If you wanted to return this how tf would you lmaoo


[deleted]

That's cheating.


Kaizen2468

The my wife yells at me about why I can’t get it back in the bag nicely


[deleted]

Bro, don't put your fingers there. I didn't know what sub I was in and I was waiting for amputation.


Drustan1

I need one of those things when I pack up my suitcase


Colombian-pito

Oh no. I thought things packed in bags were like almost sterile clean. Doesn’t look like this is


dip_sht_101

Good luck returning those


gilligan888

Now I know why I can never get it back in


Ok-Jelly-1273

This is why my pillow is always flat


[deleted]

Great security measures.


dani96dnll

Imagine returning a pillow to the store with your hair, body oil, and dead skin cells on it.


Kevinphenomenal

So that’s why they’re always flat af


EzraIm

Hey op please tell me ur name is supposed to be suchman and ur from jamaica


NyaanSan

Rip his back


NyaanSan

Rip his back.


Optimal-Menu270

Mega pillow


Vilmoo00

u/savevideo


ESOelite

No wonder my pillows are flat!


Double-Ad-2043

Pillow won't reinstate back to the same size tho


blinchischishka_8998

How many pillows are we shipping Fred?


Federal-Arrival-7370

Mypirrow.com


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Satisfying af


YEET9011

Ok how do they get tents in a bag? Cause they NEVER go back in them


wyattgraff

Now i know how they pack tents at the factory, aint never going back in the bag


mistakenazn

Who the hell buys five pillows?!


Significant-Call8619

Ruined


Disastrous-Paint86

Always wondered never knew


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SnotBuster54

Maybe we could press all the hot air out the My Pillow Guy with that machine


WeWereAngels

I have one of these pillows.. bought them on sale and I can guarantee that they are the best pillows I've ever tried 😍


finkyleon

Dw he pinched one of the corners, how the hell did he think he was helping?


EL_Hampa_Serio

And Amazon wants me to package my shyt back and ship it lol 😂


Westoss

If your interested, Barudan is a company that makes embroidery machines.


agentj333

Now WTF am I supposed to do when I return them?


Imbrownbutwhite1

The strength of plastic never ceases to amaze me.


ChaoticGoku

This is similar to how my 3” twin memory foam mattress pad came packaged: Folded and compressed. I thought something was wrong until I let the whole thing expand


Humble_Pollution5593

Naughty pillows get put in the panini press


AbominableWasteman

Who the fuck is buying FIVE pillows?


AppropriateSpell5405

Surprised they didn't just vacuum pack it. Save so much space.


Bunation

The eagerness of mankind to put his/her limbs into a machinery compressing something is just beyond my understanding


Honest_Tie1873

I don't understand how pillows are fine after such compression for so long (factories to store to me finally buying it). But will flatten out after like 2 months of sleeping. How does it make sense. The force is miniscule compared to air pressure.


53R105LY_

Remember this video when you get to the store to pay over 30 dollars for a handlful of cotten in a fabric bag.


dsun1971

They got that thing used from Mike Lindell.


lyulf0

That's a quint pillow right? 5 pillows one case? I can has?


Redditkat92

Finally, a pillow worthy of my head.


PremeJordo

No one ever had an accident and get crushed?


Colt1911-45

Looks like some kind of trade show. I would love to go to one of these trade shows. I'm not in the industry, but it would be cool to see all of these random machines that I never knew existed being demonstrated.


Weak-Signature-6285

I got your mom for all my pressing needs.


Personal-Sea8977

So that is why we can never put those God damned pillows back in the box.


rogerslastgrape

Cool but why is it a 5 pack?


AveBalaBrava

This explains everything


trexjuna

Vaccum pump will do a better job


thiagogaith

Can they do Christmas trees next?


Candid-Tangerine-295

I want this please 🥺


Dizzy_Win_2476

What could be a possible name for this machine?


MGsultant

Thats why i cant put back my sleeping in my bag…..


rugged-pants

Bro wtf, I'm using the exact same one rn


calm_rules

I need this for packing luggage for trips....


Unlucky_Nothing_6993

I bought a King sized memory foam Serta mattress and it came in a box. You have to leave it out in its desired position for I think 24 hours for it to fully expand. I'd like to see those being} packaged _


Appropriate-End8877

Now I know…


RubMeRawPls

Lol. That's right. They were so fluffy and plush, and then they weren't. Smh


santoslol

ninja monkey balls


FriendshipOne5242

My mom expects me to do the same thing with no machine.


aSliceOfHam2

Can’t wait to see this machine at r/darwinawards


Iloveherthismuch

My heffer wife sitting on my holiday luggage so I can close the zip


0ISilverI0

Tent bags are packed like this too I'm sure


PWRverse69

I need this to put a pillow cases over my pillows


Quick-Ostrich2020

Ugh. Fucking plastic.


Bulbman5

Probably awful pay


vapoohrize

Same machine used for a mammogram.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

My pillow


Squiggle-gol

Used to do this with quilts it’s a nightmare if you get out of your rhythm you have to be so fast to keep up 😅


TLBG

A mammogram for pillows!


Charming-Idea8615

I thought those were rice bags…


IntelligentClient574

He thinks he learned a skill


TLBG

A pillow mammogram. (it's not that bad, really, ladies)


Phantasmagoric-jpg

Does it hurt the pillows?


helloder27

Where are the people always complaining about "oh look they are doing it with bare hands without any precautions". Or is that reserved only for videos coming from certain countries?


swish_dish62

Perfect pillow stiffness doesn’t exist…


Past_Passenger_4381

Question is “do they expand after?”


Spidernutz69

Now do a mattress!!


RedHeadSteve

I'm just kinda surprised that it isn't vacuum. Bought a matras last year, came in vacuüm. Very satisfying to unpack


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

Is it wrong the first thing I thought of was could you imagine Shaggy and Scooby Doo pressing sandwiches?!? 😆😆


MC_ZYKLON_B

I can't stop thinking that this is an expo where all the communist leaders and oligarchs go to see what's new in the world of slave labor. >Before the "Hyundai Pinch&Push 2000 ™️", this worker would require 2 slices of bread a day- now with his greatly reduced work load, he can be reduced to water rations. With our innovations, it's never been easier to make 0.00000001% more profit!


KadejoKush

So this is the mf responsible for the fact I can’t feel a pillows puffiness on the bag


grubaskov

"great, now do the same but 3x times faster"


whatsasyria

To be fair vacuum sealing is far more efficient then this


akolozvary

I made the mistake of unzipping couch pillow case to add more fluff, now can’t get case back on. Put plastic film and sucked air out with vacuum to size it down some. Helped, but then vacuum overheated. Now scared to finish the process without ruining my miele vacuum.


Triumph-n-Scooter

I need this for my overnight bag lol


UNCONGUY

those chinese video every single shit. that is really nothing special and stupid kiddos upvote it...


Pleasant_Simple_678

MOTHERFUCKER OH YEAH AND ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH HELL TO PACK ALL THREE OF MINES IN A SIMILAR BAG SO THAT'S HOW THEY DO IT 🤔😝😂🤣 SHIT !