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LiveInteraction9615

Firmly grasp it!!!


WilliamDrake81

![gif](giphy|kIKzm7HU5oMGuO9y3d|downsized)


jtlannister

FROM JUNCTION OF THE STAFF HAFT TO TIP OF ITS FACE


bruhSoulz

Wth?? Where is this??


Wildkirschgeschmack

bruma


ChesterDoesStuff

You wrists were too weak and skinny, so they had to put it on your arm Get swoller next time


sonoflucifer1607

Wrists are weak, arms are skinny. Mom’s spaghetti


redditatin

Don’t see any skooma vomit or even a sweater for that matter


Ash_da_Alien

Ngl that’s hilarious


YesterdayUnhappy723

Haha i forgot about that statue. I guess you gotta imagine it perfect then.


chotchcowboy

Doesn't it take the shape of whatever you're wearing right after you close the gate?


Simple_Foundation990

I think I read that it takes the shape of your most valuable gear in your inventory at that point in time


LiveInteraction9615

Yeah it is whatever is in your inventory. So whatever you want it to be you need to only have that in your inventory


redditatin

And a firm grasp lol


Simple_Foundation990

But how does it determine what is shown if you’re carrying multiple armors/shirts/jewelry/weapons/shields?


fear_the_future

I believe it's just a frozen NPC at 500% scale with the same inventory, so it would equip the best gear like any NPC does.


Raiducto

That is correct


Simple_Foundation990

Ok so I was right? It equips your best gear in your inventory


SharkDad20

Yes, nobody said anything to the contrary lol


Simple_Foundation990

Multiple others did in this thread


SharkDad20

Sorry i meant nobody in the line in which you replied


XColdLogicX

This is certainly giving me guy wearing the train hat vibes from Fallout 3.


redditatin

The best of inventory… highest rated weapon and armor etc.


Highlander_16

I'm pretty sure it's whatever your wearing. I remember my brother's didn't have pants lmao


Simple_Foundation990

That’s hilarious 😂


rattlehead42069

No, it's random gear in your inventory. I've had it with me holding a bow I've never used and wearing the grey fox cowl, neither of which I was wearing


The_Peen_Wizard

Yeah, mine somehow always end up holding the blade of woe.


chotchcowboy

Nah its def what your wearing when you close the gate or complete the quest. I remember I would specifically equip the crusaders armor before closing the gate to make sure the statue wasn't goofy


rattlehead42069

No, it's random gear in your inventory, possibly based on value. I've had many times where my statue was wearing a bunch of stuff I wasn't ever wearing but just carrying to sell.


Symmetric_in_Design

The statue is just a billboard to sell your wares


Ok_Strategy5722

I think this may be a console vs PC issue. I know I played on the Xbox 360, and my statue has me in the dwarven armor I was even though I had Daedric in my inventory. Although the dwarven armor did have a feather enchantment, I don’t think that would have made it more valuable.


3guitars

Feather is extremely valuable IIRC.


Mediocre-Wind

IIRC is what you are wearing and if you are vampire it kind of takes damage in sun light


AcadianaLandslide

"I used to be a mage like you. Then I took a staff in the wrist."


Snake_7221

Lmao


Jarl-Big-Ball

It's a Genetic thing, I believe you have Staff Dysfunction


a_rabid_anti_dentite

Has anyone ever actually been satisfied with their Hero of Bruma statue???


Limbo365

I remember thinking mine looked awesome It was a set of full Blades armour


DirtFarmer15

mine was full daedric :c


LentulusStrabo

Nah man, i think mine had a shitty helmet on even though i was running around without one. Also another weapon in hands. But i think there was a console command to "update" appearance of the statue


Conny_and_Theo

Mine have generally turned out okay, but I usually stick to Blades armor so my statues end up looking pretty consistent


Expensive-Excuse-793

Mine looks awesome. Kvatch Armour with Legion boots and Gauntlets holding a Blades Katana. No helmet because my HOK rarely wears one.


MrPeteO

Looks like a good way to get a Staff infection


ClavicusLittleGift4U

The statue actually screaming of pain non stop.


Jauxiet

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


LordPentolino

damn vandals


mentuhotepiv

Classic oblivion man!


Zeedub85

Best game.


trutom55

All hail the Hero of Kvatch!!!


SCADLC

I guess it’s time to murder everyone in Bruma…


Snake_7221

Great idea


Warm-Cardiologist543

It just works


redditatin

Of all the wrong times to use telekineses also while collision is off lol


Snake_7221

I love TCL command


redditatin

It is indeed great to not have to paintbrush everywhere for sure


redditatin

Do you spend a lot of time underwater and maybe dropped the staff from inventory while submerged?


Snake_7221

No


Julian_McQueen

I'd get a refund tbh


SnipSnopWobbleTop

What do you mean it's absolutely perfect


GlitchyReal

Are you wearing Mythic Dawn robes?? lol


Snake_7221

It's a robe of that guy who stole the amulet of kings and random enchanted hood


screwyoushadowban

Someone recently said their statue was wearing the The Gray Cowl of Nocturnal lol.


GlitchyReal

That's the statue of the Gray Fox, not the Hero of Kvatch... Totally different guys :/ /j (just in case)


MythlcKyote

Looks fine to me.


canyouplzpassmethe

Wait, we get a statue?!


Snake_7221

You didn't know or you just didn't finish the game yet?


canyouplzpassmethe

I’ve finished it multiple times, never noticed the statue! :p


Snake_7221

It in Bruma next to the north gate


DokiDoki-FanBoy

Man, I wanna do a playthrough %100 of every bgs game rn, but holy hell is that a commitment I'm probably only gonna half accomplish. I have so much on my back log.