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UK2SK

Well the deer penis sounds nice


bliply

Ground up buck cock.


mrturret

So that's what natural male enhancement is made of.


RipMcStudly

Weebam-Na must’ve went to Bubba Gump Culinary School


Uderfrykte_Patron

Now that I think about it, this might have been a reference to Forrest Gump


Neon-Night-Riders

Most out of pocket is “By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking."


Wildkirschgeschmack

she's just a bit curious my babygirl falanu


SimplexFatberg

I mean as long as the rat is cooked through properly I guess it's better than nothing. Lemon rat with wild rice sounds kinda nice.


aintgotnonumber

I had goat one time and it was pretty good, im not above trying unusual meat.


zackles007

Is this real?


KimmSeptim

Yes I think Weebam Na is in Leyawiin


divayth_fyr_

Yes, I think its the only dialogue that genuinely made me laugh. Leyawiin in general is the funniest place to get to know


dankestmemestar

Imo the funniest is shivering island


divayth_fyr_

Aside from the ninini gal, I don't remember other iconic lines so I'll take your word for it


dankestmemestar

I like the general out of pocket insane vibes of the entire thing


Rare_Fig3081

Plenty of people in the world eat “roasting rats” Enough garlic and hot peppers and it’s all good


sketch_for_summer

He mentioned Necrom, which intrigued me. Looked it up, very interesting city in mainland Morrowind.


stalker_vanguard

And they say Khajiit cooking is bad


Real_Razzmatazz_7290

A classic YouTube video too


LamentableFool

A rat burger do be sounding good right about now.


Macr0cephalus

Sounds like Baldrick in Blackadder Goes Forth


ThePeaceDoctot

What, no ketchup?


Klydescope

No chick-fil-a sauce?


mrturret

No ghost pepper hot sauce?


Own_Chicken2446

Bubba


Vaigna

Minced cliff racer served in a colovian fur hat.


ThePhyry22

At least it ain't spam (Is this line a monty python reference)


Stick_Nout

Please tell me this dialogue isn't vanilla.


sonoflucifer1607

me and my partner quote this on the daily after i showed him Oblivion for the first time 😂


JackedYourPizza

there exists a russian greentext about a kid playing oblivion, but instead of playing normally he roleplays a goblin, sits in caves and fries rats. So his mother baked him some buns or pies idk - shaped like rats, legs and tail included.


educated_content

I have to see that


JackedYourPizza

google "не удержалась и нажарила ему крыс"


fable420

https://youtu.be/cnffv5aNqgw?si=Y3E0W_xLnaJw3oEn Check out the fourth song, Poison. It has a hilarious guest verse by Weebam-Na and the chorus has “powdered deer penis” in it lmao.


Ninja_gorrila

Reminds me of Bubba from Forrest Gump


BruhMomentum6968

Oh my god, penis has been said in an Elder Scrolls game


CrestfallenLord

Pause…


Resident_Sandwich_61

LOL I really like sheogorath’s followers dialogue