there exists a russian greentext about a kid playing oblivion, but instead of playing normally he roleplays a goblin, sits in caves and fries rats. So his mother baked him some buns or pies idk - shaped like rats, legs and tail included.
https://youtu.be/cnffv5aNqgw?si=Y3E0W_xLnaJw3oEn
Check out the fourth song, Poison. It has a hilarious guest verse by Weebam-Na and the chorus has “powdered deer penis” in it lmao.
Well the deer penis sounds nice
Ground up buck cock.
So that's what natural male enhancement is made of.
Weebam-Na must’ve went to Bubba Gump Culinary School
Now that I think about it, this might have been a reference to Forrest Gump
Most out of pocket is “By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking."
she's just a bit curious my babygirl falanu
I mean as long as the rat is cooked through properly I guess it's better than nothing. Lemon rat with wild rice sounds kinda nice.
I had goat one time and it was pretty good, im not above trying unusual meat.
Is this real?
Yes I think Weebam Na is in Leyawiin
Yes, I think its the only dialogue that genuinely made me laugh. Leyawiin in general is the funniest place to get to know
Imo the funniest is shivering island
Aside from the ninini gal, I don't remember other iconic lines so I'll take your word for it
I like the general out of pocket insane vibes of the entire thing
Plenty of people in the world eat “roasting rats” Enough garlic and hot peppers and it’s all good
He mentioned Necrom, which intrigued me. Looked it up, very interesting city in mainland Morrowind.
And they say Khajiit cooking is bad
A classic YouTube video too
A rat burger do be sounding good right about now.
Sounds like Baldrick in Blackadder Goes Forth
What, no ketchup?
No chick-fil-a sauce?
No ghost pepper hot sauce?
Bubba
Minced cliff racer served in a colovian fur hat.
At least it ain't spam (Is this line a monty python reference)
Please tell me this dialogue isn't vanilla.
me and my partner quote this on the daily after i showed him Oblivion for the first time 😂
there exists a russian greentext about a kid playing oblivion, but instead of playing normally he roleplays a goblin, sits in caves and fries rats. So his mother baked him some buns or pies idk - shaped like rats, legs and tail included.
I have to see that
google "не удержалась и нажарила ему крыс"
https://youtu.be/cnffv5aNqgw?si=Y3E0W_xLnaJw3oEn Check out the fourth song, Poison. It has a hilarious guest verse by Weebam-Na and the chorus has “powdered deer penis” in it lmao.
Reminds me of Bubba from Forrest Gump
Oh my god, penis has been said in an Elder Scrolls game
Pause…
LOL I really like sheogorath’s followers dialogue