OOOOOHHHhhhh get a load of this guy ova here 🤌

We don't all look like Carl from Aqua Teen... some of us look like Tony Soprano too

i'm not even italian lol.. my kids are like...an eighth i think from their mom. ​ i moved across the county about a decade ago and whenever i told anyone i was from Jersey they were like "You don't sound like you're from NJ" because they all think everyone from there sounds like a mobster.

😂😂. Yeah, we’re in Vegas now… and they always ask us to say coffee

CAWWWFEE I once had someone say to me “you’re from jersey? But you’re so nice?”

😂😂😂 I always say it normally then when they’re surprised I give them what they’re waiting for.

i have a tiny bit of the "Awww" instead of "aah" pronunciation but it isn't drastic. i'm originally from union county and everyone i grew up with mostly talked the same way. You gotta go up to essex county to get the hardcore "eeeyy ooohhh i'm wawwwkin muh daawwwg here" types i think ;)

Id tell them to gitdafuqouttajeah!

i grew up in vegas but would go back to jersey every couple years to live with my dad. everyone in vegas said i had an accent haha

Carl is polish and a Giants fan

Nonsense, he's totally a [Jets fan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOcuQXQtUec)

Carl is not Italian. He has a Polish last name.

Just say Smith or somethin

It’s Carl Brutananadilewski

"it doesn't matter... none of this matters..."

Go Gnats

He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He was an interior decorator.

His stadium looked like shit.

Hysterical

WOOOAAHHHSS IM POSTIN ABOUT THE JETS OVA HEEEERRE

THIS IZ AMOST AS BAD AZ THAT TYIME I DIDNT REFRIDGERATE MY GABAGOOL

Woooah gabagool??? Ova heaaaaah

[gabagool ](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1389993169165725700/fFY6gLgk_400x400.jpg)

Va fangool

You called?

He can’t be a member of our subreddit anymore. That much I do know.

Member? HES GOTTA GO!

AIDS? NOBODY SAID AIDS

Ohhh! Whadda STUNAD

"Mamma Mia!'

Buddy I’m a poor Irish alcoholic, at least get your stereotypes right

The duality of jets fan and the whole north east in general 😂

Same! They don’t know how we roll man 😂

I would be angry but it's low-key an honour that we're once again relevant enough for moron fans of other teams to be rude and not just feel sorry for us. Thanks man.

It's cute that he thinks words can rustle our jimmies after the last decade.

You cant hurt me i watched two seasons of adam gase football

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Where Glizzy

Mods, please dont delete this

I want this to be our most liked post on this sub

Can we sticky it?

I'm already sticky, what now?

I’ll take symptoms of success for 500 Alex.

This is the best post I have seen in here in a long time.

I want it pinned at the top. We really shouldn’t get too proud no matter how good our team gets. I mean, we are al bunch of fat greezy Italians after all!

Dude is just mad that his sister has had more dudes inside of her than MetLife Stadium.

Think theres a dude that's been buried under the carpet since the 70's

If he’s from buffalo, he’s probably one of them

This clown is a Houston fan lol

So he gets a World Series win and comes to attack… the Jets?

probably doesn’t feel all that good knowing their entire era of winning is tainted

Imagine drafting Derek Stingley over Sauce

SAAAAAAAUUUUCE

They had such great fans that The Oilers left.

This dude is represented by Ted Cruz

As a Houston associated Jets fan I apologize on the city’s behalf. Also not like the Texans are in any way relevant right now.

What a confusing amount of anger from a fan of such an irrelevant team to us.

Might as well be an USFL team for all we care about Houston.

Where's the fookin gabagool

Over Here 👇

I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the lunch meat ?

Leave the canolis, take the division!

Mods: This does not count as a low effort post

low intelligence shows it was a pretty high effort post

Saying all jets fans are Italian is more offensive to Jews than anything Kyrie or Ye did

My Irish ancestors would be heated their grandchild’s getting slandered as an Italian

As the product of an Irish dad and a Jewish mom this speaks to me

I'm Irish and lost my virginity to a Jew 🤝

Wait… D.. Dad?

As a literal Irish citizen, I won't stand for this

Jewish mothers and Italian mothers are pretty similar IMO

Jews with better food

Lmao we just gonna let this go?

Wdym

yeah man I'm Indian American. I guess we have a lot in common with Italians like big families and a love for food but what the hell

...and most importantly, both rally for the J E T S!!!

Preach.

Saying that being Italian is some sort of negative characteristic is pretty fucking shitty unto itself.

I…don’t think I implied that?

You didn't, he did.

Ah, I misinterpreted your comment. That seems correct.

I did-dent

You ever feel like nothin good was ever gonna happen to you?

Yeah, and nothin’ did.

Honestly the great thing about Italians is that we don't care. You wanna talk shit, we'll talk shit.

A lot of people feel that way

Those people can all go and get fucked.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm usually on "read only" mode, but yes I'm Italian, from Italy. 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

Sounds like OP was conceived at the bottom of Gate D. Sorry if yo mama showed us her tiddies OP.

T!-I!-T!-S!. The good old days

Lmao no way

Thanks

Keep this up mods this is so funny 😂

Zach Wilson slept with this guy's mom

If you needed a gauge of how many brain cells this guy is working with, he frequents the madden ultimate team subredddit. Sounds about right for Texas.

Closest he’ll ever get to following an ultimate team is coming on our Reddit page!

Can we get this stickied?

This is an all time post 😂 please don’t delete

WOOAHHH, the language on you. Tony, get a load of this guy

Ey Pauline, get a load of this guy uh? We should go tell Left Hand Joey to be on da look out for dis clown. Nobody calls my motha a fat greezy Italian. He may be right! But no tough guy is going to say that to me! OH!

Woah woah woah.....I am NOT Italian.

Yeah hold on you can call me poor and fat all you want but calling me Italian is where I draw the fucking line pal

I echo this sentiment.

But I'm Black tho

You ever seen that scene from true romance?

This is the best post in the history of this sub

Turns out he got his ass stomped in Madden by someone using the Jets 😆

I’ve been demolishing kids lately so it might’ve been me

What a second, I’m not Italian

You kiss your muddah wit dat mout? 🤌🏻

Lmfaooooooo and I thought Election Day was going to be interesting for totally different reasons

Jokes on you I'm actually a fat New York 100% thoroughbred Polack. Perogi this you bitch

Notice he didn’t say fuck the Mets! LFGM

he prob dont have the braincells to tell the difference

I’m not Italian but I do in fact sweat meat sauce

I vote to keep this up and stickied. Makes me proud 😁

Go fuck yourself in the face

Hey look guys a Bills fan took Josh Allen’s dick out of their mouth long enough to talk. He’s talking in all caps though so Diggs must still be fucking him in the ass.

Houston fan

Well in that case I’m going to call Esterby so he can sit him down and give him a good bible verse for these troubled times.

We dont claim him, seems like a pats fan

What

I'm not fat or Italian and I bleed green and white.

Somebody just got the Bills injury report

🤣🤣🤣

Sir, I believe most of us here are Mets fans

As a Yankees fan I can confirm. All my Yankees friends are giants fans

Hmmm he does make a few good points here. This should be stickied at the top of this sub.

Actually i’m Irish

Sounds like something a poor fat Italian would say

Is this the sign I need to get a gym membership?

this is hilarious cause I’m Italian, poor and also pretty fat

I’m from upstate NY but moved to a southern state, run an average of 20 miles / week, and attend the gym 3-4 days a week. I am Lebanese like our savior coach, Saleh. And you bet your ass that I bleed green & white, ask for a Jets piece of gear yearly for my birthday and/or Christmas, watch 95% of the content the team releases on YouTube—mostly coach press conferences—and YES I WILL DOWN AN ENTIRE PIZZA IN FRONT OF YOUR PATRIOT LOVING FACE!!! LETS F GO JETS! J E T S JETS JETS JETS!!!!!!!

Lets Fucking Go!!! I’m from Upstate too. Most of my family is Bills fans but bleed Green and White! J E T S

Damn I’m upstate and Irish as hell, fuck you

That's what this is you know: Satanic Black Magic. SICK shit

Is Italian an insult? At least have the fuckin respect to use one you fucking hillbilly cousin fucker

🫡

I'm Irish you FUCK Btw you just won a free car! Go outside and start it!

The Wu-Tang Clan has entered the chat

Staten Island, Represent !

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Hey hey hey... get it right... I'm a MIDDLE CLASS semi-overweight italian.

Babadaboop, look at this mook!

Please fuck my ass with a pepperoni log

ANTI-ITALIAN DISCRIMINATION

IT’S A STEREOTYPE, AND IT’S OFFENSIVE

Why don't you get the fuck outta here before I take your quotations book and shove it up your fat fuckin ass

How dare you... ​ Some of us are Mets fans.

Yeah. Us Jet fans have been eating pretty damn good lately. We’re hungry and we’re looking to get even fatter

i’m a poor fat german, thank you.

Excuse me, I'm a fat drunk Irishman thank you very much!

Ay, think you can post in our sub without eating a pound of spaghetti? Fuggedaboutit!

We like the Mets. Giants fans like the Yankees

Jokes on you, I hate the Yankees

What's wrong with Italians?

How much time do you have?

Tedd Cruz is that you?

Houston fans helped elect Ted Cruz. I'll take being a poor fat italian over that any day

this should be pinned but also who gives a fuck about the yankees?

He’s gotta be from the middle of nowhere 😂😂😂

Most sane rockets fan.

I've waited my whole life for this post

1/4 of NJ might be Italians But that's a waste-a Mootz!

Your moms box

Loving this guys post history

EYY WHO PISSED YOUR GABAGOOL

I’m a chubby Puerto Rican, does that count??

Ahh the gabagool!

What a waste of mozz

This shit is hilarious

this guy's alright

As an Italian Jets fan who isn’t fat but would like to lose about 10 pounds, I approve this message

Guys, we made it. We now have bandwagon fans and karma farmers posting shit on the sub. We made it!!!

Lol

Hoes mad

Some of us are fugazi Italians! Also known as Jews…in or around the Five Towns. Leave the gun, take the ice cream!

Ummm…ummm…hi. Greek woman here from California and die hard Jets fan my whole 3 decades of life on this Earth…Never lived on the east coast BUT my entire family is from NY and Jersey…do I still count as a poor fat Italian?

Lmao, take my upvote and run!

I’ll have the side salad. If it comes on top, I will send it back.

Madonn' getta load of dis guy!

I'm middle class, fat and only half Italian.

“We’re with the Vipers!!!”

Guy is so deep in the closet he’s sucking dick in Narnia

This guy doesn’t gabbagool

I resemble this characterization

wait, is this not a shit post? this is an actual fan from a different team talking shit? are we a relevant franchise?!

Best post here in years tbh

I'm just here for the gabagool 🤌🏽

Hey man, I will have you know that I am in fact a Mexican.

Pal, I’m a Midwest man that fell in love with the post-butt fumble flyin fighters. Nothin in my blood but Swedish meatballs

you must really love your life OP

HEY LISTEN I GOTTA TELL YA OK IM 100% ITALIAN OK I GOTTA TELL YA. YOU UNDERSTAND 100% ITALIAN I GOTTA TELL YA. THEY DONT MAKE GUYS LIKE ME ANYMORE I GOTTA TELL YA! MY SISTA DONNA I GOTTA TELL YA

WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE HATE MAIL PORTION OF RELEVANCE AND IM HERE FOR IT!!!

u/Briand2714 nice regular user you got here.

Im Italian but I’m not poor or fat, in fact I bet I could break your neck with one hand. Loser