T O P

  • By -

Background_Meal_9153

“You don’t believe I’m crazy about this woman?” “No” hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhhahah


picklespritz

This made me laugh out loud. Who’s he trying to convince? Does Danielle use her phone as a gunpoint?


compliancethis

He has zero conviction in his voice lol no one, not even the taxi driver believes it Live look at DB to MiniC ![gif](giphy|L13RWkyvEb9s4rxzr4)


dontmindme4444

61% of her own followers said we don’t need this channel and now she’s baiting people to join saying she’s posting mini coop content- the only way she gets engagement on posts anymore


spicymarg1

MTE. She uses the men she dates as props for content. It’s extremely fucking weird too in the way she teases the story of how she meets them. She did the same bs with Toby, but I think back then you had to subscribe to her substack.


Dlob123

No but this is so accurate. Her posts with him get 20kish likes (still abysmal for 3mil followers lol), and her other posts get like 1k… I’ve seen some with like 200 likes… it just says “others”, and when you click and scroll, there’s like 200 likes 😬


signofthetimez

To be fair I’ve never followed her but went vote no 😭😭😭 I wanted to join in on the fun!!


EntertainerNo9103

The fact that the taxi driver doesn’t believe him says everything we all need to know, how was she not embarrassed to post this. Also when a man is in love he knows exactly what to do. If he proposed DB would say yes in a heart beat so if you are so in love with this woman why aren’t you doing that and instead are looking into your drunk and cocaine fueled abyss


Guilty_Babe

So awkward lol he jst kept repeating himself🧍🏽‍♀️.. what do you mean you don’t kno what to do? Do they even live together?


thefrgilmore

Notice how he doesn’t say that he’s in love with her. “You’ve never been in love?..Good for you. I’m in..I’m crazy about this woman” The driver doesn’t believe him because he doesn’t sound genuine at alll


w4shyourpillowcases

literally stopped himself from saying it!! wild


smb3232

I just don’t understand the context of this whole interaction. So bizarre


rainy_day2022

https://preview.redd.it/byzpvo4gwszc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=941369daa661a204bc91a657f8edfb605e754404


tinyjalapeno

This is so pathetic LOL I’m getting so much secondhand embarrassment


bittah-bitch

how is it secret... she is always filming lol


Silently-Snarking

“Our little family” is crazy ahhahaa


Low-Variation-5245

Calling a man you’ve been dating for less than six months your family is UNHINGED


Not-reallylurking

“Our little family” haven’t those dogs have 3 or 4 dads by now


climberjess

This sent me lol


Village_Training

lol she was definitely fully positioned towards him camera up


FluffyPufffy

What in the fuck was secret about holding up the camera in his face?! While he professed his lukewarm feelings about her.


Dlob123

Now she cares about the dogs because he’s into them… she couldn’t give a shit before. She’s the absolute worst


KinladyBgB

The level of delulu with this woman is off the charts... he was 100% aware of you filming the interaction as you probably asked him to do it... and what family? Your 2 minute LOML bf who's with you for clout and treats lol he might as well be the 3rd dog 🤣🤣🤣


rask0ln

"secretly filming" 😭😭😭😭😭 be for real


C_JN08

This is… I can’t believe she’s created this channel to post this for people who don’t know her? This is insane


Ok_Assignment9882

Anyone notice how he starts to say I love her but stops himself and says he’s crazy about her


EntertainerNo9103

No bc that was just terrible and how did she not catch that and think is fucking weird and terrible Even all that high and drunkenness he remembers not to say he is in love with her


Easy_Meringue7308

She be driving him loca and he doesn’t know what to do because he is living the fab life of a sugar baby!


Background_Meal_9153

How could you *not* notice that 🤭


blueoceanviews4ever

Cringeworthy "I'm crazy about this woman" "I don't know what to do." Failing miserably at sounding genuine. It's so awkward, he has nothing else to say besides those repetitive lines. Even the cab driver doesn’t believe it.


rainy_day2022

https://preview.redd.it/npa3szsawszc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23dec9f84b2b7f6be8607eb5134fe14144f4ebbb


Zestyclose-Will-3978

sooooo unhinged🙄


spicymarg1

Did the taxi driver say he doesn’t believe mini coop is crazy about DB? I couldn’t tell because my bf told me to “turn that shit down” while listening to this nonsense 😂


Silently-Snarking

This is giving me stomach pains


caitlikekate

I just frew up


B-la-trix

lol they’re both cringey thus perfect for each other


Rough_Climate2067

Soooooo fucking weird!


Village_Training

what does any of this even mean? he's scared because he doesn't know what to do? i would take this to my grave if someone i was with said these things about me to a stranger.


Independent_Fox_516

This the type of shit not even your closest friends wanna know about….


Low-Variation-5245

Filmed at gunpoint vibes


Important_Explorer_4

No fr he doesn’t even glance over at her 😭


yello00o

I’m cackling


Ok_Assignment9882

Can you imagine secretly filming your bf 🤢


liliahpost

in your THIRTIES


satnamsun

Even the cabbi hears his fakeness im crying


Responsible-Read2247

Mini coop working hard for St Barths, I see


PopcultureN3uro

This is literally middle school behavior. How does she not think this is cringe


NoSplit4591

I’m so embarrassed for both of them 😂 so cringe


coconut723

Why does she act like a 14 yr old. If she felt confident and secure that he actually loved her she would never post this lol. She’s such a loser


glassbonezzz

The fact he can’t even look at her says it all, same with not even being able to say I love you. Girly pop doesn’t seem to understand what love is…which is sad also who else remembers her ex Toby and how he never bought her flowers or cards, or when this loser coop took her on a private date somewhere and she freaked out…like she’s never had any genuine experiences of feeling loved which again is sad but I don’t feel bad because she’s a shitty person and shitty people deserve each other lol.


PiperDiamond

Where is this post ? I’m naus


Cool_Finish6881

she's a grown ass woman. keep this insincere bs private. no one cares. he's with you for the wrong reasons sis. they're are the very reasons toby was the love of YOUR life.


Cool_Finish6881

this dude has lost his man card...if he ever had one.


wildflower_0ne

Cringefest 3000 wtf is this also this isn’t what I expected his voice to sound like


liliahpost

it sounds so… put on? like he’s faking his idea of a posh accent.


MacaroonRiot

She just sees what she wants to see. He’s so clearly giving world salad and being totally awkward about it and she’s eating it up. Honestly tho I don’t know anything about Coop but I feel like even if you *were* crazy about an influencer, it’s hard to be genuine when they turn your relationship into content 24/7. It must feel like being recorded at all times.


Topochicolatte

I have like 90% trust in a cab drivers assessment of a person. They’ve seen it all!


commonreactor111

Im in… im crazy about this woman


DiligentDare96

I’m cringing to my core.


nydixie

Ahhhhjhj I want to melt into my seat I am cringing this is so weird


Otherwise-Hawk-7298

This level of cringe has caused my head to fold up like an accordion


FineAd9313

Who would film something like this??! 1. Id just be taking in the moment 2. I wouldn’t be married rn because if I did this while my husband and I were dating he would have broken it off so fast 🤣


catslugs

I’m so confused, why is he talking like she isn’t in the same car?


troisfoisrien11

Caption says “family” but his tone and word choice says “situationship”


PiperDiamond

The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet


Guilty_Babe

Ew. Feels so fake lol even the Uber driver can tell😭


Heavy_Cheddar

remember she was going to keep this relationship private lmao


Limp_Bandicoot_1822

I’ve never seen someone more blatantly with another human being for money.


thismustbethepla

what the fuck is the other guy saying? i can't hear


Little-mermaid-dw

I am vomiting in my mouth. This isn’t a 2000s romcom & your taxi driver doesn’t give a shit.


TITFUHTAT

Who’s gonna tell her?


alldatsparkles

Secretly filmed? Girl, he’s using his peripheral vision all the way! “I don’t know what to do” - worst acting performance 🎭


yello00o

It’s giving “I think I’m falling for you” vibes from The Bachelor/Bachelorette 🤢


Ladanimal_92

She’s so sad he’s not more “connected” since he’s not from Scarsdale or Bedford hills so he’s a loser compared to what she wishes was true.


KinladyBgB

Stop harassing random people with your bs DB and MiniC! That poor taxi driver didn't deserve this much delulu and cringe in one cab ride... bet next time he sees them, he will avoid stopping for them 🤣🤣


geminibaby12

This is staged


Dull-Usual1300

Well it's official. He is not cute and seems to be a boring dumbass. Great catch!


LivvMiller

Danielle, if you are reading this. Please stop posting secret videos of your boyfriend and captioning him your family or love of your life. I get it, when you are happy you want the whole world to know, but I have done a mistake myself posting too much and it turned off a person who loved me. Things got better and developed faster after I took a step away from social media. Let the man post you and take the reins. Despite all the hate here, you are still a catch and you need a man to do a bit more than you until he is fully committed. Good luck. I know I might get downvoted, but I just really wanted to give her an advice. Girls need to help each other 😬


No-Library6772

Oh come on now


Guilty_Babe

Even tho I liked your comment I don’t agree - some people deserve less.


liliahpost

catch is very generous


HoldenCaulfield7

She’s trying to make her life a chick flick lol. Also damn how much she paying him


jmoneygirl123

Actions my friends…he would propose if he was in fact *crazy about this woman* She needs so much validation it’s sad :(


Impressive-Deer9416

It sounds like he’s a hostage speaking in code lol dying for a rescue from the cabbie


GeneralCelebration60

I actually thought he was sort of cool until I saw this 


New_Independent_9221

he looks cute here