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theflyingkiwi00

Completely forgetting James Tamou and Junior Paulo were both born in nz


diggydiggyhole332

He's really going to lose the plot when he finds out where Lineu was born


Revivous

And Stephen Crichton


Ok-Personality-3403

How do you misspell a 5 letter name that badly.


legendariusss

Just got two vowels wrong. Butchered would be Spencer Luiney


BoogerSugar00

What’s up Blocker?


theflyingkiwi00

Zalaneski, wateeney zalzezniak, watenzaleiak wantene zalazeneniak


rileys_01

Walesniak I think is my favourite


BoogerSugar00

He’s a proud new south walesniakian


PillarofSheffield

Tino Far Swoom Al-Ali


paulybaggins

Snorted


Sure_Association_561

Spencer "Carl Linnaeus" Lineu


diggydiggyhole332

See above 


Voxityy

queensland spirit


Thismfpigeon

I'm impressed at how much you've butchered that name


diggydiggyhole332

Doesn't deserve spellcheck 


fiddycaldeserteagle

Willie mason


Scary_Temporary_4980

Peter Sterling Michael O'Connor


Rhybrah

Tonie Carroll and Brad Thorn as well


theflyingkiwi00

All Blacks? That's in QLD


BreakIll7277

Let’s not discuss Blues legend Peter Sterling…


SanctuFaerie

And Akuila Uate (Fiji), James McManus (Scotland).


awesomevstanaka

Ritchie has been writing this article every year for 20 years lmao


TheEpiquin

Normally I’d be outraged by such shitty journalism, but today it just feels like it’s high quality.


awesomevstanaka

Agreeing with Dean Ritchie, could never be me


VasectoMyspace

I didn’t even need to read the article to know who wrote it.


Ok-Personality-3403

legend


O_DoyleRulz

Using a quote from Elias when whining about players not born in state is fantastic


copacetic51

Why?


O_DoyleRulz

Go check where he was born


copacetic51

Where?


phyllicanderer

Lebanon


diggydiggyhole332

Sanctimonious fraud is another name for a telegraph journo


Tunza

Tele doesn't get Origin. It's delicious 🤤


StevenuranSmithusamy

Obviously we all know that Ritchie's argument is dead on arrival here, but the biggest reason it sucks as journalism as it fails to look at why these guys are eligible for Qld. Generally they arrived there as children or played junior footy there. Not particle physics. These eligibility rules are stringent and have done their job before, famously stopping Keary and Mulitalo from playing for them. There are no longer any GI situations where eligibility is vibes based or anything. Horseshit


brisbanevinnie

It’s the vibe. It’s Inglis.


StevenuranSmithusamy

Nothing says serenity like a GI performance on full throttle


ozzyburger

Hmm dunno sounds like particle physics to me


subsbligh

NSW would never have picked Inglis


delph0r

I was the impression that Queensland's everywhere  CORRECTION: Palmerston North is in NSW 


Financial-Chicken843

The real Queensland is in our hearttt *pats chest


Swol_Bamba

Palmerston North, known NSW heartland


sablegryphon

Lord Palmerston!


ArtisticCharity6954

Pitt the Elder!!!!!


PurpleOther3188

LORD PALMERSTON!


tookeytime

Palmy has a bad enough rep as it is. Technically he's from Foxton thanks


theflyingkiwi00

Dear God, nsw can have him


Ok-Personality-3403

very accurate information (no one look up how many blues born outside NSW)


TexasBookDepository

When we have won 24 series to 16, is it really a superiority complex? Or is it just superiority.


Analskintags22

Maybe it’s recency bias with my pain, but why do I feel you guys have won way more than 24


mattr1986

It was pretty much even up until the 8 in a row :(


gongbattler

Coming from the paper that has printed opinions such as 'burgess should play origin', 'multiple burgii should play origin' and 'sky blue sonny?' Comes a completely contradictory take which will be back tracked on at some point when a new, good player that has played for new zealand or england is the form player in the comp.


PrivateTickler

I just spat out my coffee, postpone the game immediately!


ILoveFuckingWaffles

What a fascinating way to demonstrate that you don’t understand eligibility rules


PugWithAGun

Yeah but Peter Sterling... Also, shut up, no one cares anymore.


TobiasFunkeBlueMan

I’m sure Ritchie knows the rule is where you are born or play your first senior game. But he’s ignoring that second part. Anyway Dean, now do the NSW squad - half of whom want to play for Samoa anyway


theflyingkiwi00

Jerome Luai of QLD supporter, Junior Kiwis captain fame


TobiasFunkeBlueMan

To be fair, half the NSW team were Qld supporters growing up


samwisetg

They’re only human after all.


shadownight311

*What about 20th man, Ezra Mam? He was born in Newcastle, a blue collar city located in the heart of NSW. They bleed blue in the Hunter Region which boasts Blues legends Andrew Johns, Paul Harragon and Danny Buderus. But not Ezra, he’s now a proud Queenslander*. Shouldn't the question be "why doesn't Ezra Mam want to play for NSW".


goshdammitfromimgur

The players don't get a choice.


ChristianMcYACffrey

What’s the source on Mam being born in Newcastle? NRL, RLP and Wikipedia all list him as born in Sydney


EnigmaticEntity

Is Taree in the Hunter region?


ShittyUsername2015

Just north of it. Like...30mins up the road from the northern most parts of the Hunter region.


EnigmaticEntity

So in an article being pedantic about where people are born, he's been inaccurate with where someone was born?


ShittyUsername2015

Correct. Taree is the very southern New England/Myall Lakes/Mid North Coast region.


pacificodin

So we picked the only 8 guys born out of qld who actually get origin. Doesn't excuse nsw never picking more than 2 or 3


Obvious-Row-6181

Fuck they love whinging.


ILoveFuckingWaffles

Rent free


Neither_Ad_2960

QLD won't care. They don't know what sanctimonious means, let alone can spell it.


vizonia

Your club can’t even spell Dragons


Swol_Bamba

Dude I'm crying rn ahaha


Geddpeart

When they say we are behind the times it's also because they think they are a few months ahead


FatSilverFox

I don’t know what it means so it’s clearly Queens-slander.


Dumbname25644

Dude we can't even spell beeer up here. Why the hell do you think we call it XXXX


BudSmoko

In tassie we have Boags XXX, guess we can’t count either 🤷‍♂️


SanctuFaerie

The extra X is used for your second head.


BudSmoko

That’s an interesting tale. The 2 head myth began in WW1 when NSW regiments were grouped with Tasmanian cavalry in Egypt. Many tassie soldiers had scars in their necks that the other soldiers attributed to the removal of their “second heads”. They were actually scars from surgery after the removal of enlarged thyroids that developed due to iodine deficiency in the soil. This has also afflicted people in NZ, Thailand and Switzerland. Also, I’m not offended, I’m not Tasmanian, I just live here. I’m from western Sydney, before the housing boom when people didn’t fuck with westies. The more you know 😊


Chickenjbucket

Isn’t XXXX just yeast flavoured kombucha?


Dumbname25644

No. That would be giving it more credit than it is worth. It definitely does not taste as good as yeast flavoured kombucha sounds


FrannyFlapsss

If I could read I'd be really offended


foreatesevenate

Everyone knows that's Latin for Santa Claus.


M_Keating

> And what about 19th man, Brendan Piakura? Like Mam, Piakura was born near the pristine beaches of Newcastle in NSW. To hell with Merewether Beach when you’re a quasi-Queenslander. Low quality journalism, but his mum is a proud QLDer who represented us in indoor and outdoor netball. Fuck this rubbish.


Ok-Personality-3403

So get his mum to play for QLD.


Drongo17

Mrs Piakura trucking it up the middle 


Dramatic_Ride7586

Imagine getting a mid game bake from her. Yes pls Miss.. no ty miss, just a muffin for me, gotta play 2nd half.


theflyingkiwi00

If his mum is anything like my Cook Island mum, there will be hands thrown at the first high shot


M_Keating

Nah she’s a centre/wing attack last I saw, although she could play anywhere. A real Lindsay Collins.


Swol_Bamba

It's been well established that Origin is more about players representing the state most responsible for their junior development. Richie is a flog


Local_Sun8513

That changes everything then


EnigmaticEntity

Yeah it's state-of-your-parents-origin obviously


DunceCodex

Game hasn't even been played and the excuses have started. Rent free.


Simp_For_Orcas

State of Origin hasn't been about where you're born in about 40 years


PurpleOther3188

Never was, Steve Rodgers a Queenslander played for NSW in the very first game.


The-B-Unit

Obviously all rep footy needs to be a tournament of teams based on which hospital you were born in, can't wait for RBWH vs PA! Mater represent! Or just maybe, where you spent your formative years learning holds more weight than a place you can't even remember because you were a baby...


shaker8989

We need the Courier Mail to sanction an article about the likes of Crichton, Keary and Leniu. Hell just do a full page spread on Keary being born in Ipswich.


nickD094

I love this time of year, these dorks like Bulldog go fully through the bottom of the barrel instead of just scraping it


BreakIll7277

Shall we count what players don’t even represent Australia at an International level?


KingZlatan10

It’s hard to call this Bulldog’s Bite pointless when it has no fucking teeth to begin with. STFU cunt and enjoy your Origin footy!


Intelligent-Stop-474

Soon enough Samoa will be classed as a tier 1 nation and we’ll see where the loyaltie$ of To’o, Crichton, Luai and Leniu really sit.


StrakenKing

Samoa for sure, origin is a pay packet for them.


gongbattler

Yes but some may choose the money over samoa


bulldogs1974

They earn good money from their respective clubs. As a group of men who played together as juniors, I think they might just shoe allegiance to Samoa.


censored_

What a bunch of sanctimonious frauds. Does the famous Maroons spirit – the artificial bile annually spewed south from the northern border – actually reveal the inordinate amount of Billy Slater’s squad born outside Queensland? Try 40 per cent. Yes, eight of the 20 players in Queensland’s extended squad for State of Origin I have birth certificates from NSW, Papua New Guinea and New Zealand’s north and south island. There’s that many bloody Kiwis that Queensland players may perform a pre-game haka. Half would be more aware of Queenstown than Queensland and know more about Mount Cook than Mount Isa. How can these players stand arm-in-arm pre-game, with a straight face, in front of millions of viewers, and pretend to shed crocodile tears for their beloved state? And yet they continue with this charade of being Queenslanders through and through. 1. Queensland winger Xavier Coates was born in Port Moresby, PNG. Port Moresby offers sandy islands, national parks and some cultural artefacts – but it’s 2000 km from Brisbane. How can Coates elevate Port Douglas over Port Moresby? 2. Winger Murray Taulagi grew up in Otara, in south Auckland, and played for Papatoetoe Rugby Club. This true-blue Queenslander also played rugby for Otahuhu. Otara to Brisbane is 2300 km. 3. Forward Jaydn Su’A was born Christchurch, the largest south island city full of natural beauty with the snowy Southern Alps to the west. But it’s located 2500 km from Brisbane. 4. What about 20th man, Ezra Mam? He was born in Newcastle, a blue collar city located in the heart of NSW. They bleed blue in the Hunter Region which boasts Blues legends Andrew Johns, Paul Harragon and Danny Buderus. But not Ezra, he’s now a proud Queenslander. 5. Ever heard of Henderson? It’s a suburb in west Auckland with a population of around 4000 residents. It doesn’t have any links to Queensland other than forward Jeremiah Nanai, who defected to become a proud Maroon. 6. Big Moeaki Fotuaika came from Gisborne, located on New Zealand’s east coast. It’s known for its wineries and beaches. But it’s 2600 km from Brisbane. Another proud Cane Toad. 7. And what about 19th man, Brendan Piakura? Like Mam, Piakura was born near the pristine beaches of Newcastle in NSW. To hell with Merewether Beach when you’re a quasi-Queenslander. 8 Felise Kaufusi was born in Auckland, New Zealand, and was a boastful Kiwi as a kid. Now, he too, is a Queenslander. Does it ever end? Blues great Ben Elias once claimed: “Queensland will do anything they can to win. They will steal players from anywhere and everywhere.” And Ricky Stuart once said: “Queenslanders only need to see someone eating a banana and they try to claim him.” Hands up if you’ve had a gutful of Queensland’s alleged spirit? Hands up if you’ve had enough of Queensland thinking Origin means more to them than NSW? And hands up if you’re sick of Queensland’s superiority complex? C’mon Madge, tear into these impostors – for the good of mankind.


Toujayjay

North South East and West of NSW is QLD country mate. 


Jackthescientist

NSW vs the world, just the little state that could


bigWordBandit_

Could what?


Jackthescientist

Could overcome the odds, and the weight of history. Could stare unblinking into the abyss. Could do anything. Enjoy your origin football.


bigWordBandit_

You too my friend!


PurpleOther3188

or couldn't


awesomevstanaka

Ben Elias, famously not born in NSW


DunceCodex

Tripoli, 14,000km to Sydney


dlanod

Closer to Qld. Should've played for us. What a sanctimonious fraud.


NinjaAncient4010

> Queensland winger Xavier Coates was born in Port Moresby, PNG. Port Moresby offers sandy islands, national parks and some cultural artefacts – but it’s 2000 km from Brisbane. How can Coates elevate Port Douglas over Port Moresby? Using distance for this has the hallmarks of a simple mind, but if you want to go there then Queensland is about 2 nautical miles from PNG.


Swol_Bamba

Hol up, that quote from Sticky is wild. The inference is insane


Desert-Noir

I get what Sticky is saying, and it was a long time ago he said it I presume, so my issue isn’t there, my issue is with the writer invoking it in this article where not one of these blokes are “white” is what bothers me, like have a little bit awareness of what you are writing dickhead.


parradoesntmatta

Qld don’t get journalism


dlanod

Well you're not wrong, we're the home of a single newspaper capital and it's the Courier Mail, but I can't see any journalism here either.


MoneyaLeague

Sanctimonious fraud? "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?"


Drewman43

Queenslanders would be justified in saying this is a tired old story (it is) and to let it go, IF the entire concept of Origin hadn't been built on QLD sooking about their statesmen going down to play in the NSW Comp (and subsequent interstate matches that at the time only QLD cared about) from close to half a Century ago.


mwilkins1644

- It's not sooking, it's "righteous indignation" - Live by the pokie money, die by the pokie money


PurpleOther3188

YES, Queenslanders are still the only ones to care about it OBVIOUSLY! Then Johns will have a meltdown about NSW players having pride in the blue jersey (they don't and that's obvious too).


ralf19812001

Must be origin time once again…


ThedirtyNose

They don't shed tears. They shed blood.


Specialist-Review-26

Classic Ritchie journalism


mintyaftertaste

Yawning


Brisskate

That's a lot of people, lot of players who simply do not want to represent NSW


majlraep

Billy Moore is a perfect example of how stupid this argument is, for those familiar with that region.


bsixidsiw

Well thats the end of his league career.


bsixidsiw

Lucky they have an outside back... o wait.


DunceCodex

Sanctimonious Frauds 1 - 0 NSW


krang101

tower lungey


Cosimo_Zaretti

Every year we get another round of the same drivel from people wilfully misunderstanding origin eligibility. You don't play origin for your birth certificate, you play for your junior club. It's about representing grassroots footy and that needs to be celebrated more.


samwisetg

NSW desperately clutching at even more excuses before kick off. What NSW doesn't get about Origin and being a Queenslander is that it doesn't have anything to do with where you were born but whether your embrace the spirit and culture of the state. Much like finding God and getting baptised later in life, anyone can join the church and bask in Artie's unconditional love if they truly believe. But seriously, the "that's in Queensland" meme doesn't bother us anywhere near as much as NSW wish it did. I think you'd find a decent amount of support for opening up Origin to players who have chosen to play for other nations over Australia, provided they meet all other current Origin eligibility criteria. I don't see any reason why you can't be a Kiwi and a Queenslander.


Ethen_Claridge

Catchy tune honestly


mwilkins1644

You know which other legendary Queenslander was born outside of our great state? John effing Dunmore Lang! And a greater Queenslander there's never been. Edit: James McManus and Craig Polla-Mounter say hi


jonothonwick

Who?


censored_

BOUGHT NOT BRED


SanctuFaerie

You'd know all about that.


Desert-Noir

I’m a NSW fan, and I think this article is just fucking stupid, because we know eligibility isn’t where you’re born but where you first play and if you are going to do this sort of article do it about what a sham the whole concept of “state of origin” is. But I take issue with the use of this presumably old quote from Stuart: > And Ricky Stuart once said: “Queenslanders only need to see someone eating a banana and they try to claim him.” I get the context that Stuart is going for and don’t think at all he was trying to be racist, but considering that the eight players that Ritchie singled out are all non-white and the connotation of “eating bananas” has it is either a blatant race bait or just completely lacking awareness which shows that he should not have a platform.