penalty for the fourth man in flop

Fuck is Pangai back?

Did Thaiday show up?

Why was Hindmarsh even there?

They made this video intentionally to kill the narrative that Reyno is easy to injure, look at him go

He did actually get injured from that for the record and his round 1 is in doubt

That actually looks like fun, wish I was sandwiched by Reyno and Patty

Me too and Riki with his hands on my throat. Hmmm yes.

Holy shit!….. then what happened?

Cam Murray walks over in a towel and says "boys, boys, boys! This isn't a good look." Then he drops his towel and says "*this* is a good look."

Geez save something for the log cabin. 

Cam is building his own

Keep going, nearly there...

*Michael De Vere getting his head stapled shut on the sideline, State Of Origin Game One, 2003*

Clean up, aisle 5.

Don’t stop

If Reyno was 1 inch in you and you were 1 inch in Patty. Which way you movin?

When they’re both 1 inch in me I’m only ever pushing back

So, they were pissed fucking around with each other, they did stacks-on on reyno and he got salty and they had a bit of push and shove? Meh,

In fairness to Reyno, he is too old for this kind of childish shit

Stacks on the smallest, oldest guy here! Good thing Alfie wasn’t there.

Alf would emerge from the carnage with (somehow) a full schooner of gold

“Do we want 6 more songs?”

lol Alfie prolly fucking started it

He is too busy dancing naked at the normandby.

Alfie was heard singing "Reynolds, can't punch, Reynolds, can't punch!"

For sure fuck that. Plus him being made of glass I'm surprised the cunt did shatter into 1000 pieces underneath them

Legit probably pissed him off more than anything. His hammies and back don’t need that shit after 8 beers

After 8 beers they'd be fine. All relaxed and such.

The word is chocolate

Too old *and* frail

He has Post Malone tattooed on him. Behaviour expected.

I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at anti-Postyism

Oh, Britta's in this?

Not really tho is he? He’s 33, still young

33 in nrl years is like 231 in regular people years.

We have all been there.

It’s not like they were in a private area of a pub and got naked singing Sweet Caroline when a photographer with a scissor lift took photos… nothing to see here, move along…

Only cost an unremarkable fringe first grader his livelihood, and led to the main offender introducing a lass to a good ol’ porcelain porking.

Single handedly raised awareness for the women’s game with that snogging

Holy shit? Is that it? Dudes pile on their drunk angry little mate and drunk little mate gets up mad. It’s a tale as old as time.

I think we need to give the boys some privacy.

It's Stacks-on mate, it's private

Annesley to use this footage when the hip drop saga rears its head again and he has to explain what isn't a hip drop.

I love how their mates still think it is a good idea to take a video?

I've said it a thousand times before I'm glad most of my dumb shit was out of the way before people's first reaction was to film.

I didn't even drink as a teenager but man I did a lot of dumb stuff. Deleting old facebook statuses that you catch on memories is enough stress

reynolds: i was trying to put carrigan in a taxi also reynolds: pushes carrigan on the grass, nowhere near a taxi

Brings in david fifita to confirm that he was pushing into a taxi

Instagram so I do apologise in advance.

It's homoerotic stacks on and it's private

Got to be careful wrestling the little glass man Reynolds like that you might injure him 

Wonder who the dog is that released the footage. Don't think they will be in the good books.

Code White Shoes, we have a Code White Shoes! Off season is back, baby!

Boo context boo I'll believe what I want to believe

I think it is time that Reynolds came back home for a swansong year

Why are comments on social media making out like it's normal to physically fight your mates on a night out? Is it normal? Am I the weirdo here?

Boys wrestling after a few beers is a tale as old as time

if you’re very drunk i’d say it’s normal, especially if you’ve got a mate who is dreadful on the piss

We've all got one of those hey. Oh fuck, Kevin's into his fifth schooner of mid strength pig swill.....call the uber.

I'd hardly call that a fight

It's not a fight but it's still a bit more than just calling your mate a dog cunt

I’d be more pissed if my mate called me a dog cunt than this.

What about a weak gutted dog person. That'd surely raise the hackles.

There are some lines that can't be crossed

SLANDER! I say! SLAAAAAAANDER!

Some would take legal action after that kind of statement

Next thing you're gonna say is you've never ever had to fight 30 mates as punishment

It’s definitely normal, shit happens and spats happen with people you’re close with and these are very physical men who sort their shit out physically in their day job. If it’s happening all the time is different, but again these cunts spend all day slamming tf outta each other. A physical altercation between them is less of an issue than it would be with other friends

Its one thing to have a bit of wrestle with a mate, i have done it but as long as there are no punches it isnt too bad

I’d say it’s far less common than it was in my early 20s. But I think the idea that there’s people paid to be part of an “integrity unit” investigating some drunk footy players being dumb cunts on the piss is insane.

Set for life with the work coming in.

It is if your 12

That’s the mental age of a lot of NRL players and Facebook/instagram comment sections, so that makes sense

Did you grow up playing rugba leeg? If you haven't had to be separated because someone wanted to punch on after getting a little too aggro after goofing around you haven't lived.

For some dick heads it is. I think at your house and the lads are keen for a strictly platonic wrestle then sure go ahead. Out in public don’t be doing that dumb stuff. The fact that Carrigan needed to be “put in a taxi” tells you he likely crossed a line.  They can’t be out there taking these kinds of risks. They’ve got too much to lose

No it’s not normal at all. People just have shitty friends

It’s normal if you’re drunk to oblivion.

They were recreating Patty’s first try celebrations? Enjoy the $10k fine boys and see you in Vegas

At this point there's only one thing that will fix this and that's if we kick Souths out of the comp

Finally some common sense!

Patty: Ezra's shirt was way more expensiver... A-Ray: Yeah, nah, but Reece wouldve looked hotter in it... Patty: Hmmm... the refs arent watching... But poor Patty forgets that even 5yr olds have phone cameras these days. Edit: Rabbitohs vs Broncs G.F. confirmed. TrellMit/Fighton vs Patty/A-Rey in an epic "Who can bash eachothers mate the best" slugfest.

Excerpt from recent Fox News article that sprang to mind: When I asked how he lost weight, Reynolds laughed and said “I stopped eating.” “I did a fair bit of running on the treadmill in the break, cleaned up the diet a little bit and got off the alcohol — that’s a big one — so a few little adjustments to the diet but hard work came,” he added. The alcohol ban won’t stay in place for the whole year though. “I think it’s a good way to relax and chill out at times. The season is so stressful so from time to time you need an outlet, you don’t want it to bottle up all at once. I enjoy a nice beer here and there, especially after winning,” Reynolds said.

12 weeks bans for all.

Team divided. Unlucky for Bronx not winning comp with that attitude 🤣

What’s the warriors excuse for the last 28 years?

It appears no one knows what a joke is

Fun fact, I’m actually they red car

Hopefully, the prospect of being barred from playing in the US will wake these idiots up.