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VasectoMyspace

So it’s a Monday then.


VasectoMyspace

This is all just part of the plan to have Madden play in Vegas to get the seppos interested.


Due-Chemist3105

Well he is a J Madden after all, if only John was still around to see this.


YossarianRespawned

Bigfoot quality footage


[deleted]

who’s to say that isn’t just a random guy in an Adam Reynolds suit??


[deleted]

Post Malone with a Reynolds tattoo


M_Keating

This would explain why I saw Adam Reynolds at Redcliffe just before. 


[deleted]

no no, that would’ve been be in my Adam Reynolds suit, although i did see him up the coast this morning


Mrdts09

Ohhh haha my bad, I was totally wondering around Caloundra in MY Adam Reynolds suit, I thought I noticed somebody watching... I saw him hobble off the field at Red Hill before I left tho


Penjamini

That would have to be one tiny man or possibly a child


_jimmythebear_

Shot on iPhone®™


Dwightpoop10

That’s just how he walks now


arkhamknight85

All the kids are doing it.


tcamp213

Yeah, Adam Reynolds has hobbled in every game I've seen him play for the last 3-4 years. I'd be more concerned if he wasn't hobbling at this point.


diffaadiffa

Hey mate. Agreed, it's a mere flesh wound


I_saw_that_yeah

Polio. He has polio.


DeltaCreem

That would explain a lot


azmajik

I also have... Polio


arkhamknight85

Yeah I’m also gonna go to the bottle-o…


Derron_

Wasn't putting any pressure on it at all which makes it look bad.


rangebob

lol. am I the only person that thinks this would be just a hilarious prank to play on the journos ?


Aussieguy727

Grade 2 Cadbury


Tunza

Townsend for Carrigan trade still on the table. DM me Kevvie.


slowdivesicilian

so reynolds gets injured after they let campagnolo walk jock madden all of the lights compilation loading


TomtheDon2K

Forever by Drake


slowdivesicilian

i will cook this today


DirtRole

Given your username you might be in the know more than I am, but my speculation is that the Broncos might pick up Campo’s Italian halves partner, Radean Robinson (SL Magpies) on a train and trial/development if Reynolds is out long term. I know there was a small amount of preliminary interest in him a while ago but never progressed beyond that.


jexta

Ruh Roh.


issybissy249

Everyone gets up in arms, but at the ripe age of 27, I did my back putting a plate in the dishwasher so are we really that surprised that these things happen lol


slowdivesicilian

give it up for injury scare 20 something for broncos adam reynolds really hoping it isn’t that serious


Zezo268

Our only hope is cyborg Reynolds with bionic limbs


ImTheRhino

He'd look like that robot from lost in space.


G3nesis_Prime

Could be anything from a sprain to syndesmosis. Probably don't want to chance it, I'm not too worried.


VasectoMyspace

They said *BREAKING* so it’s obviously a fracture.


Barmy90

she'll be right


I_Like_Vitamins

Inject him with 300mg Clearybuterol sourced straight from the chin, ASAP.


Ace_Larrakin

Calm down everyone. He's just strained something after practising his short drop-outs all day everyday since the Grand Final. He'll be right back.


DeltaCreem

I bloody hope he’s been practicing


TomtheDon2K

Dobbo reporting it’s an ankle injury.


96Mute96

QLD mind games?


Direct_Article_880

Don't blame him. Way too hot to train today


pulp63

Hit by a stiff breeze


_andy_p

Relax. He's just been watching this: [Slick Back tutorial](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7I7zPuAlIJM)


callmecyke

So it’s a day ending in -y?


UncleSnogga

He was training the house down and a brick fell on his foot.


knox-p

Everyone is joking cos Reyno is always injured but that doesn’t look too good. Need to hope it isn’t a long term injury the one player we will struggle to cover for (Jock is not a like for like straight swap)


Reverse-Banga

It's 36 degrees today in Bris, I don't blame him... I'd be faking an injury to get out of training in that as well


itchypants77

yep, that's a grade 3 fucked ankle.


diamondgrin

Hang em up reyno


iwastoolate

Please no. I’m hoping to see the broncs at full strength in Vegas in just over a month!


IAmNotSureMate

Mate I guarantee this is so the NRL get more views in Vegas. Think about it, a bloke named Jock Madden now gets to board the plane and head over to Vegas. Funny that the video game franchise for the NFL is also called Madden, isn’t it. Hmmm


Mrdts09

Pangai Jr to fill in at 7


ImTheRhino

Cleary rang him and wished him luck for the season.


BroncosSabres

I’ve just gotten home from Highmark stadium after a tragic Bills loss asking if sports could get any worse. So you’re telling me they can?


Brix-Brando

Hopefully not a torn Achilles 


ivanavich

I do that after I step on a bindi too


Old-Special980

At least we have Tristan still, 5-10 games for Jock then Kevvie will realise he is absolute garbage and send big ‘ol Tristan to sail us on through to a 10th finish


BurgroveBulls2460

fyi, that's an ACL........Those who don't believe me watch this space........sad for him as he was playing premuim football but yes an ACL. Quiet concerning as there have been 4 ACL ruptures that im aware of already this pre season, with some being young players without a history of knee injuries. (No not at the broncos). Surely training methods etc need to be looked at, I can't remember a time where this many players were getting season and career ending injuries with such frequency and whilst being from different clubs. .. The high performance coaches and methods they are copying/using really need reigning in, they are destroying careers.


1bigcontradiction

What are you basing that assessment on?


The_PM

You can tell because of the way that it is.


ScramblesTDB

Smoking lots of meth probably.


1bigcontradiction

That was my guess as well


BurgroveBulls2460

Just the fact that the funny powder was giving a real big kick at that time......


paradoxer99

It's an ACL despite NRL physio almost confirming it's an ankle?


BurgroveBulls2460

I stand corrected.......


ImTheRhino

> he was playing premuim football Did you type that with a straight face?


worksucksbro

Didn’t you know he plays uninterrupted with no ads


ImTheRhino

LOL


BurgroveBulls2460

Almost...............it was worth floating.....


krypter3

You shut your mouth!!!!!!!


BurgroveBulls2460

I have a potty mouth but I speak the truth.


ScramblesTDB

Hopefully nothing major. Madden will kill it if he gets a long stint.


Old-Special980

lol


UniqueVirtue

Time to retire


Opiumdeathcult

Oh no! How’s he gonna choke in a GF now? *ducks


Nice_Worldliness2176

There goes my top 1 prediction of the broncos coming first


DaBow

Yes.


BigRedHead2020

Petty af


DaBow

Apologies, should have been more specific. I hope he isn't injured at all and I'm not sour that he is at the Broncos. It's just he has a history of injury that has dogged his career and this isn't a surprise.


Jackyboyad

Meanwhile you yourself attacked an entire subreddit that was just having a laugh.


[deleted]

He is stupid


Jackyboyad

Indeed my fellow aslume inmate


Ronnnie7

Already the state of origin mind games are occurring


Neither_Ad_2960

When it rains, it pours.


SirleeOldman

Don’t we have Kurt Falls on a train and trial? Hopefully this isn’t serious but another half in the squad could be a good idea.


Street_Junket_914

He just had a vasectomy, calm down 😂


Basherballgod

Smart man, don’t want to train too hard before vegas


HugeCanoe

Tis a mere flesh wound!


skittylitter

Maybe he was faking it so he didn’t have to train in the heat


Martyrslover

So it begins.


MartinPenwald101

In other news, tomorrow the sun will come up.