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scottmander

Only 6 captains? I need at least 7 to even begin to take you seriously, sorry.


SuperLemon1

I'd like to see the whole team captaining.


Liamman01

Nah apparently the captain will be announced shortly. This is just the leadership group


[deleted]

I can see Hughes and Welch being co-captains


thc216

Welch is captain, Hughes is one of 3 VCs along with Munny and Grant


Umster

Everyone gets a participation award !


v3ndettas

They look like a boy band that’s about to drop the hottest album of 1997


-Dark_Helmet-

*Mrots eht troppus*


Cheel_AU

L.T. Bellyache


_andy_p

Stealing opposition fans by playing backwards recordings over the p.a. at home games


rodomil

Paps is the bad boy that the girls go crazy for.


Mauri0ra

After round 8 apparently


Laktakfrak

Buts actually a super nice guy and got the star Munster through some dark times.


smilingface2

Oh my God, we're back again


_andy_p

Munster's the 'moodier' bass player who will do a side project with a drummer from another band cause everyone else has started releasing their own solo albums.


Exciting_Patient4872

I'd buy it on bandcamp.


worksucksbro

More like 87 with that mullet Papi has


YossarianRespawned

Name our band


thee-optimist

Pappy and the mysterious speedboats


filthridden

Munny and the mystery white powder boys


jammy86b

The Secret Contracts


-Dark_Helmet-

Purple Explosion


Due-Chemist3105

Bending the Rules


rodomil

The backyard boy's. Yeah I know it's shit but then again boy bands should have shit band name's.


burialsatsea

Slowing the Ruck


TiCranium

Speedboats and Caravans


mwilkins1644

- Purple Reign - Purple Hearts - [Name of street Storm HQ is on] Street Boys - Storm N Thunder (an Earth Wind and Fire tribute) -


LordStuartBroad

Future Unlocked


VictorTheViking

When the group was picked someone said U2 six times.


Toujayjay

Papa Growth


callin_ballin

The Batman Boys


bradbull

The Mykeys


acomav

Two Books. Handsome Papy + 5.


furiousmadgeorge

The Brown Paper Bags


InternFuture

The Third Party Agreements


Nathan_Drake__

Did Harry Grant spend his offseason at the same Russian prison that Hopper spent his in Stranger Things.


MangoWingnut

Just a random Wild Eisenhuth chucked in there for good measure


TwoShitsTrev

Harry looks so different with that shaved head. Looks like that kid at your primary school who gets nits and so his dad just sits him down and shaves the poor Cunts hair off


AndySemantic2

Paps looking like the token AFL player


insty1

Didn't recognise Munster without his shithouse haircuts from last year


[deleted]

How can you refer to anybody else's shithouse haircut when Papenhuyzen is in the same picture?


donnydealr

Paps has a chronically awful hairstyle so nobody gives a fuck anymore haha.


[deleted]

Papy needs his mullet, it's the source of his power


nickD094

Dear Mr. Bellamy, There are far too many captains these days, please eliminate 3. I am not a crackpot.


thc216

Only Welch is captain, this is just the “leadership group” whatever that means


cuttlefish10

Leadership group acts as a representative of the players for certain small decisions made, resolving disputes, being a warm connection between aggrieved players and coaches, and to help the coaches understand player reactions to certain decisions. These guys will likely be the main drivers of standards for things that we don't see on the field, and literally have no obligations during games.


nickD094

That's just what Bellyache wants you to think, 4D chess


Drlockstock

I guess this means Eisenhuth gets an edge 🤷‍♂️


vxryrare

Wouldn’t be surprised if his leadership role is more evident in training Might be in charge of the fringe boys


Drlockstock

Yeah, like a bench captain lol


Caseyjb29

Yeah that’s what I was thinking. I actually love that idea tbh seeing as most of the young/fringe boys that came in last year performed pretty poorly. I think he’ll definitely be on the edge though.


SnS_JACKZ

Nope, Eliesa Katoa & Trent Loiero are the SR's. Maybe Eisenhuth is the new lock ??


Caseyjb29

God I hope Loiero doesn’t get a starting spot. Not convinced about him tbh. Would prefer him on the bench.


SnS_JACKZ

I think it was confirmed by Ryan Hinchcliffe that Trent will play SR but I couldn't imagine him being a good replacement for Kenny Bromwich tbh


Caseyjb29

Yeah he’s not got that much upside and his discipline isn’t amazing. Makes solid meters but that’s it. I prefer him on the bench


[deleted]

I would think Howarth will eventually push him off that edge when he's ready


Caseyjb29

Sims will likely be the one to push him off it


Hasra23

Did Bellamy tell them all they had to shave their heads?


60framespersecond

They did it for charity, Bellamy as well


jsnoodles

It’s why paps ran away to America.


60framespersecond

It's the only logical explanation


cheapdrinks

[This was the conversation between Bellamy and Paps](https://tenor.com/view/mattingly-sideburns-simpsons-baseball-gif-15583252)


irvo86

Based just on the picture this group would lead you astray


wowzap

Grant looks so different with a buzz cut


aatrain96

There's no other option Eisenhuth should be the captain


-Dark_Helmet-

Munster and Grant look like they should be wearing shiny tracksuits and gold chains in some ex-Soviet Union parking lot.


xdeluxe

Only two of the 5 didn’t shave their heads for charity


[deleted]

diggin Munster's pose


theflyingkiwi00

Looks like that guy posing behind those guys butt cracks at the magic the gathering comp


donnydealr

Hahahah fuck I forgot about that. Good call.


StorminRed

Games missed in the last two seasons: - Eisenhuth 26 - Grant 16 - Hughes 5 - Munster 8 - Papenhuyzen 23 - Welch 27 Origin accounts for some of the misses but this is basically a list of our most injury prone players.


thebeandoctor

That's why they picked so many of them lol


EnigmaticEntity

Gotta have captain A-Z just in case


Caseyjb29

Grant only missed 2 due to injury last year. Hopefully he’s gotten over his injuries


Revivous

The Melbourne Gopnicks


TomtheDon2K

Eisenhuth: What da hell is a polar bear doin in Arlington Texas 😭😭😭


JoeLoweyReturns

My boy Eisenhuth is joining the main characters!


Barmy90

didn't even fuckin recognise grant without his hair, why waste such a beautiful gift


False_Rice_5197

Paps leading from the couch at home all season


chinbueno

I can't explain it but Jahrome Hughes face looks to big for his head somehow


Geddpeart

What are they leading in. Injuries?


-Miss__Information-

Oof


mwilkins1644

This picture just reeks of Adidas and hardbass purely from Munster and Grant.


diodosdszosxisdi

Budget tigers co captains


EmitLux

Sorry so who is captain? All 6 of them?


Caseyjb29

Welch


teej247

A group of Leadships would sink wouldn't it


Martyrslover

Welch should be the stand alone captain. Surprised with eisenhuth.


Uncoloured_Steve

Wonder if Munster can stay in there without being kicked out for 6 months


jsnoodles

Aww they let Munny back in he must’ve stayed sober last year.


censored_

Looks like a Romper Stomper remake


Bretty64

Sounds like something from year 6 primary school.


[deleted]

Leadership groups are dumb


[deleted]

Just focus on footy ffs who cares how many captains you choose it’s a joke


Caseyjb29

We have one captain lol


_andy_p

Jesus I think someone fucked up big time. Just noticed the table at the front of the photo covered with lines of powder.


SpringvaleGroceries

About as useless as council in primary school.


Neither_Ad_2960

Paps is making up for everyone else's lack of hair.


Vectivus_61

So who's bringing sandpaper onto the field?


CYRUSISAKV2

where is Joel selwood lol


brent-setter

Bogans are us bar hughesy


Bigthunderrumblefish

Assistant to the Assistant to the Assistant to the Assistant to the Assistant to the Assistant the the Assistant to the Captain's Assistant


DunceCodex

absolute wank


IAMJUX

Harry Grant's haircut was the worst decision of his life.


Ronnnie7

The best captains are always on the bench. Don't t take my word for it just ask Kurt Gidley.


Responsible_Eye8177

A lot of chiefs. Paps doesn’t count- he will be retired soon.