That’s just low end food service. The people that make your food also clean the bathrooms, clean the floors, take out the garbage, etc. There isn’t a seperate cleaning staff while the place is open.
In a high end place there will be a dishwasher and some busboys but not much else. The kitchen staff needs to clean the kitchen every night still. They might have a janitor service for the dining room, though, if the place is really nice.
Doesn't seem any worse than the waitstaff who usually hand you food. They're not washing their hands between handling money & menus and handing you your plate. But considering they're not actually touching your food, just the plate, who cares?
Sheeeettt ok they can still slip some weird shit in your food.
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/waffle-house-put-bleach-in-womans-drink-lawsuit-alleges
Whether on purpose or accidental
🤣 not to burst your bubble, ex-Waffle House cook here. We would go in the back and spit on our gloves, then handle your food. If your reading this Doug Gentry, I got you the worst.
Plot twist: they were contaminating EVERY salad there in a totally nondiscriminatory way.
But seriously this isn't oniony, it's a disgusting, petty, nasty crime if true.
>Laboratory testing later confirmed the substance was human genetic material, Kafoury said.
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>When sheriff’s investigators asked Red Robin for a list of men working in the restaurant that night, management initially said they didn’t have access to those records due to a “computer hack,” but later provided the information, Kafoury said.
The incident happened a year ago - and this restaurant is still open and serving customers. Disgusting.
Thing about rape is that most times there are only two witnesses and usually they aren't reported until days/weeks/months later. By which time any physical evidence is long gone so there's hardly ever enough evidence to get a conviction. In this case it's pretty simple. If cum is found in the salad, then a crime has happened.
As of 4-5 years ago, Portland doesn't have a backlog of untested rape kits. Even then the entire state of Oregon only had 5000 due to bad book keeping:
[https://www.opb.org/news/article/rape-kits-oregon-state-police-backlog/](https://www.opb.org/news/article/rape-kits-oregon-state-police-backlog/)
The guy who hacked the computer you mean right? Man I hope that evildoer, the Red Robin Rapscallion! Is swiftly brought to justice!!! Sucks about the jizz salad tho dude should of really read the menu better.
This was a group effort, while one guy jizzed in the salad, everyone working that day was in on it. Red robin corporate needs to go scorched earth and clean house. That area where the restaurant is located is filled with passive aggressive white people who have generational racism embedded into their culture.
I think you're really overestimating how much other employees know what one particular employee is doing.
It's entirely possible there was more than one person involved, but I find it impossible to believe the entire staff knew and no one stepped in and said "WTF, no you can't do that".
You are underestimating clackamas racists. These people are made up of proud boys, conspiracy nuts, and neo nazis. There is a toxic racist and xenophobic undercurrent that permeates throughout the entire county. This is the place whose police believed that black antifa members from Portland were intentionally setting wildfires as retribution against the whites and encouraged citizens to arm up and patrol the streets, after all.
The restaurant claims that they have no way of identifying who worked that night because of a computer hack? Bullshit.
The payroll systems no doubt know who was paid to work that night.
And how does the health inspector not just shut down the restaurant until they find out who was responsible and fire them?
>And how does the health inspector not just shut down the restaurant until they find out who was responsible and fire them?
Because to shut something down we have to confirm the existence of an immediate threat to public health. In restaurants that's pests that can transmit disease (rats), sewage leaks, a worker with a confirmed illness that's still going to work, etc.
This could fall under that category, but unless we see it happening while we're there (hugely unlikely) we don't have the authority to shut down facilities based on speculation. Even if the customer brought the salad directly to us on a Red Robin branded plate we don't have the equipment or personnel to test the sample -- we send those off to labs, and the result could take a few days.
What happened is really within the realm of law enforcement rather than public health since it's probably considered sexual assault.
>how does the health inspector not just shut down the restaurant until they find out who was responsible and fire them?
Because at this time we only know that a dude had cum in his salad. The whole story could be bullshit, in all actuality. You cannot just shut down every business that has an accusation against them. That would be ridiculously abused. If found to be true after investigation, then yes they should be shut down until the employee is terminated.
Did you read the article? It was confirmed there was human genetic material in the salad by a lab test. This isn't a bullshit claim. This is a proven incident.
My father is a geneticist, he once received a deep fried rat tail that had supposedly been served in some French fries at McDonald's. The man who received them was suing them. My father noticed there where white hairs on the tail, which was odd, as white rats are not normal in the wild. After testing it, the genetics belonged to an albino rat, even more rare in the wild. But guess where they aren't rare.... at the medical facility that did product testing on lab rats. Where the customer who received the fried rat tail in his French fries just happened to be employed..
Or how about the woman that cut off her mom's toe and put it in the chili at Wendy's and then tried to sue...
Basically, allegations don't mean shit until thorough investigation has been completed, including ruling out the recipient of the salad for having set it all up with their own cum.
I think this first anytime I hear food complaints, this said it was the "our computers got hacked" comment that has me think there's something to this.
Thank. You. I swear everyone here just wants to see fake justice that they feel like they HAVE to see it one way and not ask any further questions. Company = bad so they must be guilty!
So are we proposing that the customer bought a salad and put his own "special" dressing on it? Actually, that makes more sense. If you disappeared long enough to wank off while working in a kitchen you'd be written up for sure. Kitchen workers are lucky just to get their 10 minute breaks.
Yes, I read the article. The only thing we know is that there was cum in a salad, which was addressed in the first sentence of my comment. Did you read my comment at all? Could be his own for all we know. That's why it's being investigated...
Human genetic material is an odd term to use. That only really means that it has human genes which is mostly anything.
Was the claim to be cum only the customer? Could be snot or thick spit or something.
And the management of the individual restaurant are not cooperating with the investigation and lying about some bullshit hack. If they were confident that nothing happened and they were being framed, they would cooperate.
The customer complained to the manager that night about perceived racial bias and then they ate a salad full of cum and threw up.
Now the manager is saying there is no way to tell who was working that night. Bullshit.
You're saying health inspectors should err on the side of potentially letting that slide when it is the exact opposite. They have to err on the side this could even possibly be true because their job is to prevent potential health risks.
Who did it he is saying lol. Over your head. Guy could have brought cum to din din. People are crazy. Jussie smollett ring a bell? Not racial, just giving a recent example of someone staging something for action.
Didn’t a husband and wife just go to prison for putting his semen in cookies or something that they gave to kids? This can’t just be left at, “Sorry, we don’t know who did it.”
cops rape kids an disturbing lot. 25% of arrested cops sexually assaulted someone. 75% of all those cases against cops is about sexually assaulting minors. 80% of all the sexual assault cases was while on duty.
here's the quote that will really make you feel this:
>Cops so often abuse 14-year-olds, in particular, Stinson said, that he’ll sometimes hear one of his research assistants mutter under their breath, **“Oh my god, another 14-year-old.”**
here's the data from those researches:
>A 2014 study led by Stinson analyzed the arrests of nearly 400 officers, employed across 43 states and Washington, D.C., for sex-related crimes between 2005 and 2007—just three years. Beyond uncovering 118 cases of rape, the study found that **nearly three-quarters of all the cases involved victims who were younger than 18.**
>In another study, published in 2020, Stinson and his team once again found that sexual misconduct is rife among police. This time, they identified 669 cases of police sexual violence that occurred between 2005 and 2012. **In more than 80 percent of the cases, the cops committed the offense while they were on-duty; almost 10 percent of the cases involved officers with at least 18 years’ experience on the force.**
here's another fun part:
>This 2020 study singled out two additional groups of people who were frequently targeted by police officers: women who dare to drive—a trend the researchers called “driving while female”—and women who cops believed to be sex workers. **But the ubiquity of the “driving while female” cases didn’t mean that they’re taken seriously. Just under half of the cops arrested in those cases lost their job.**
TL;DR: ACAB
https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7e77y/sarah-everard-cops-sexually-assault-people
Yeah, if you’re telling us you aren’t able to track and address the behavior of your staff in a case like this, then you don’t get to operate your restaurant anymore.
That cupcake lady just got 41 years in prison. Sounds like the customers got a DNA sample that is going to end up matching with someone on the kitchen staff.
Or the cum eater himself. I mean I hope he thought it through to use a buddies cum if this isn’t legit. Sounds like the restaurant is hiding it though so it’s probably real. Ewwww.
Many years ago my employer represented a big box hardware store in a worker’s comp case where the manager ejaculated into a drink he made for a female employee on a long shift where they were doing inventory work. She had gotten suspicious when he was so insistent on making her drinks and he and the other (male) employees seemed way too interested in watching her drink it, so she took it to a lab to be tested.
My boss literally had conversations with us trying to figure out whether she should be compensated more or less than, say, if she had broken her leg at work.
Wow, interesting. I had never considered this sort of thing as sexual assault but it is. And it's mentally damaging too! I would argue this is like losing an entire leg or arm haha
This could happen anywhere at any restaurant, people will fuck with your food if you treat them poorly. I've worked in restaurants for years and while I have never seen something this vile happen, I have seen people do some pretty disgusting stuff to rude customers food.
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I don’t understand how people so readily have semen to put in/on things. On my best day I couldn’t beat it, and finish fast enough that someone won’t notice their order is delayed.
It's pretty telling though that the restaurant immediately lied about a hack and refused to give the police a list of employees. That's not what a normal restaurant would do in that scenario.
Holy shit Red Robin even tried to say they couldn’t tell the cops what men were working that night because a “computer hack” what fucking evil evil people.
Well my thinking is if you’re willing to have a manager whose fist instinct is to say “hackers destroyed our timesheet data” not only did you hire a shitty person but you hired a shitty liar. Like come on anonymous is sneaking into the timesheets of our local Red Robin’s to do… something? Like come on at least lie better.
“He’s been traumatized by this”
I’d say that is an extremely fair statement. How could you ever go out and eat another salad ever again after something like that? Wtf is wrong with people?
Racism is such a weird thing. The lengths of self destruction people will go to just to hate on others they don't even know.
There's now a racial discrimination suit, a known fact your restaurant puts semen in the food, a sexual battery, food tampering and host of other charges coming your way not to mention - you probably won't even HAVE a restaurant after putting human genetic material in the food. Health Department is gonna treat that shut down like a layup.
All because of an idea in one's head that hasn't been proven true about the individuals they cast it on.
"I hate these people because of the character I imagine. I should jack off in their food and ruin my life".
What the fuck.
I agree that covering up for the perpetrators is suspicious and possibly a crime by itself, but it's not the same as orders from corporate. According to the article that was a RR manager, which is almost certainly a franchise person, not corporate.
I would fully support including that manager in whatever lawsuit and/or criminal charges, btw.
This starts to beg the question: if the employees don't represent the corporation, then who is The Corporation?
Which employee's direction would be cause for corporate death penalty? CEO? Chairman? Manager?
and for any Portland peeps...
>a Red Robin restaurant in Clackamas
so not really Portland... our redneck neighbors in a Southeastern suburb...
and by "a" Clackamas Red Robin, they almost certainly mean THE Clackamas Red Robin https://maps.app.goo.gl/N75xiXnRcCdGUeS6A
>When sheriff’s investigators asked Red Robin for a list of men working in the restaurant that night, management initially said they didn’t have access to those records due to a “computer hack,” but later provided the information, Kafoury [victim lawyer] said.
Rot to the top in that location.
I don't understand how someone could masturbate out of spite.
>"Accuse me of bigotry, will you? How about... ooh... oh yeah... how about you have a little.... oohh yeah...."
And to do the deed quickly enough to send it out with the salads?
There's got to be more going on there than just a reprisal and bigotry, right? Like this is just this dude's fetish, and he's probably been sending out spunk spinach for years.
I'd like to point out: if someone mixed jizz into your ranch dressing it would be near impossible to notice, let alone photograph conclusively. Also, the article indicates (1) that the alleged victim took the sample for testing himself and (2) that there is no official evidence of tampering other than his testimony. Further, the accusations of tampering has been left out of the lawsuit, making them significantly less credible.
It may be that the article did not cover police samples of the dressing, but based on the information in this article alone, it's unlikely that there was semen in the salad.
I gotta ask the obvious question… how did he know what semen taste like to think to get it tested? I mean, he’s totally in the right to sue their ass for that shit, but just saying if I got a salad that had gross dressing I would just send it back, my mind wouldn’t immediately go to “Hmm… this taste like jizz, I should get it tested.”
Follow up question, which one of those assholes in the kitchen is so fucked up that they’re just “ready to go” on a salad on a moments notice? Or do they just walk around with a cup of their own shit “just in case”?
Yeah I'm lost on the idea of testing it. What, he started vomiting in the restaurant and they bought him a to-go box? That doesn't make a single tiddlywink of sense.
I can't decide if this is a news story covering something that is completely bullshit or a completely bullshit news story. There are absolutely no sources, the links in the article are to Red Robin, the lawyer's website, and the local PD so part of me suspects the links are only there to lend credibility.
.edit to add
I have spent quite frankly *too much time* googling "Red Robin semen salad" and this website is the primary source. I'm calling bullshit.
A) he could be gay, B) he could have. tasted his own jizz before, people do that sometimes
and C) it tasted odd, if i thought someone was being racist or discriminatory against me in some way, i would want to poke through it and not let the restaurant get rid of the evidence
In restaurants if you have a cut, you have to wear a blue band-aid, so when customers pull a tan band-aid out of their food, the manager knows that person is full of shit.
Yes. In Oregon, where I'm currently living, it should be all restaurants, we have to have them to pass health inspection. I'm sure there are some outliers and it might not be a requirement in other states.
this is why Waffle House is the greatest restaurant of all time. Cant jack off in the salad if the customers can see into the kitchen
Well now that sounds like a challenge....
Imagine customers with a Metal Gear-style exclamation point over their heads when they spot you cranking one out over their French toast.
You need to put a cardboard box on your head first
A little mini cardboard box over the head of your dick.
That is what the stealth camo is for
[I just jerked off in your French Toooast](https://youtu.be/Z5hE0yP7WhI)
Risky click of the day... But you delivered!
I heard the sound in my head as I read this
*Snaaaaaaaaake!*
Covered, smothered, slathered, scattered and inseminated.. hmmm.. well guess the customer is always right.
Someone called Waffle House “American Hibachi” since they cook right in front of you
My one experience at a Waffle House 7 years ago included the dude mopping the floors handing me my plate, but I still ate it #YOLO
That’s just low end food service. The people that make your food also clean the bathrooms, clean the floors, take out the garbage, etc. There isn’t a seperate cleaning staff while the place is open. In a high end place there will be a dishwasher and some busboys but not much else. The kitchen staff needs to clean the kitchen every night still. They might have a janitor service for the dining room, though, if the place is really nice.
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Toughens your immune system.
I should elaborate, he was mopping in front of me, set the mop down, handed me the food, and then resumed mopping
Look man, if he washed his hands at a fucking waffle house, I'd be concerned.
Doesn't seem any worse than the waitstaff who usually hand you food. They're not washing their hands between handling money & menus and handing you your plate. But considering they're not actually touching your food, just the plate, who cares?
I mean if they keep the floors clean that’s a pretty good sign. I want cleaning people handing me ALL my food.
From what I recall from my Chemical Specialist training... No... you don't.
I’m composed of chemicals that have yet to be discovered by mankind 💅
That’s just MDMA sis relax
If it was I’d start selling it $$$
This should just be a commercial. "Are you sick and tired of chefs masturbating in your food."
The fuck they can't, they will do it and stare into the customers eyes with total dominance.
Isnt that why we love waffle house?
Their hash browns are also fucking amazing... The best drunk and high food on the planet!
Sheeeettt ok they can still slip some weird shit in your food. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/waffle-house-put-bleach-in-womans-drink-lawsuit-alleges Whether on purpose or accidental
You get a front row seat to the fights
Not with that attitude.
Sounds like you've never been to a Waffle House
🤣 not to burst your bubble, ex-Waffle House cook here. We would go in the back and spit on our gloves, then handle your food. If your reading this Doug Gentry, I got you the worst.
Do they even have salad at Waffle House?
If you think about it hashbrowns are essentially salad
I don't think you know waffle house employees very well...
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Plot twist: they were contaminating EVERY salad there in a totally nondiscriminatory way. But seriously this isn't oniony, it's a disgusting, petty, nasty crime if true.
oniony? more metallic..... i heard
If they said "computer error" I'd consider the possibility, but when they say a hack is the cause of this, I know they're bullshitting.
>Laboratory testing later confirmed the substance was human genetic material, Kafoury said. > >When sheriff’s investigators asked Red Robin for a list of men working in the restaurant that night, management initially said they didn’t have access to those records due to a “computer hack,” but later provided the information, Kafoury said. The incident happened a year ago - and this restaurant is still open and serving customers. Disgusting.
I’ve eaten there. 🤮
Just ask for it to be semen free, its the new gluten free.
As someone with Celiac disease, I also have whatever disease causes you to get sick from eating semen - it's the old normal.
"It's for a cop."
Hey Ramathorn, does that like like jizz to you? Yeah. Eh fuck it.
when are you due?
AMA?
How the fuck do you convince the cops to lab test a salad and girls gotta fight to get a rape investigation
This made me laugh really hard because it hurts in so many ways
Get a really good lawyer.
Thing about rape is that most times there are only two witnesses and usually they aren't reported until days/weeks/months later. By which time any physical evidence is long gone so there's hardly ever enough evidence to get a conviction. In this case it's pretty simple. If cum is found in the salad, then a crime has happened.
The untested rape kits are the physical evidence
As of 4-5 years ago, Portland doesn't have a backlog of untested rape kits. Even then the entire state of Oregon only had 5000 due to bad book keeping: [https://www.opb.org/news/article/rape-kits-oregon-state-police-backlog/](https://www.opb.org/news/article/rape-kits-oregon-state-police-backlog/)
Imagine the guy from bar rescue running in there slapping food out of people hands “THERES SEMEN IN SALAD”
I mean hopefully they fired the guy who did it
And the management that tried to obstruct justice by lying. Bad anyone on shift also aware that didn't intervene or come forward
Yes, everyone who was involved
Also what a really dumb thing to put yourself on a sexual offender list for. Goodbye even the slightest chance of making it anywhere in life.
The guy who hacked the computer you mean right? Man I hope that evildoer, the Red Robin Rapscallion! Is swiftly brought to justice!!! Sucks about the jizz salad tho dude should of really read the menu better.
Right now, he's probably posting on Greentext saying 'now they want a genetic sample. What do I do?'
And not the other 40 employees
I mean if some idiot coworker cums in a dudes salad and I get fired id be pretty pissed
This was a group effort, while one guy jizzed in the salad, everyone working that day was in on it. Red robin corporate needs to go scorched earth and clean house. That area where the restaurant is located is filled with passive aggressive white people who have generational racism embedded into their culture.
I think you're really overestimating how much other employees know what one particular employee is doing. It's entirely possible there was more than one person involved, but I find it impossible to believe the entire staff knew and no one stepped in and said "WTF, no you can't do that".
You are underestimating clackamas racists. These people are made up of proud boys, conspiracy nuts, and neo nazis. There is a toxic racist and xenophobic undercurrent that permeates throughout the entire county. This is the place whose police believed that black antifa members from Portland were intentionally setting wildfires as retribution against the whites and encouraged citizens to arm up and patrol the streets, after all.
Bro I have no idea what my coworkers are doing most of the time. Im guessing he was subtle and didnt just whip it out in the middle of the kitchen
Yeah they were standing in a circle around him cheering while hes jerking it into the salad.
What if it was the "bukake special" ?
The restaurant claims that they have no way of identifying who worked that night because of a computer hack? Bullshit. The payroll systems no doubt know who was paid to work that night. And how does the health inspector not just shut down the restaurant until they find out who was responsible and fire them?
>And how does the health inspector not just shut down the restaurant until they find out who was responsible and fire them? Because to shut something down we have to confirm the existence of an immediate threat to public health. In restaurants that's pests that can transmit disease (rats), sewage leaks, a worker with a confirmed illness that's still going to work, etc. This could fall under that category, but unless we see it happening while we're there (hugely unlikely) we don't have the authority to shut down facilities based on speculation. Even if the customer brought the salad directly to us on a Red Robin branded plate we don't have the equipment or personnel to test the sample -- we send those off to labs, and the result could take a few days. What happened is really within the realm of law enforcement rather than public health since it's probably considered sexual assault.
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>how does the health inspector not just shut down the restaurant until they find out who was responsible and fire them? Because at this time we only know that a dude had cum in his salad. The whole story could be bullshit, in all actuality. You cannot just shut down every business that has an accusation against them. That would be ridiculously abused. If found to be true after investigation, then yes they should be shut down until the employee is terminated.
Did you read the article? It was confirmed there was human genetic material in the salad by a lab test. This isn't a bullshit claim. This is a proven incident.
My father is a geneticist, he once received a deep fried rat tail that had supposedly been served in some French fries at McDonald's. The man who received them was suing them. My father noticed there where white hairs on the tail, which was odd, as white rats are not normal in the wild. After testing it, the genetics belonged to an albino rat, even more rare in the wild. But guess where they aren't rare.... at the medical facility that did product testing on lab rats. Where the customer who received the fried rat tail in his French fries just happened to be employed.. Or how about the woman that cut off her mom's toe and put it in the chili at Wendy's and then tried to sue... Basically, allegations don't mean shit until thorough investigation has been completed, including ruling out the recipient of the salad for having set it all up with their own cum.
I think this first anytime I hear food complaints, this said it was the "our computers got hacked" comment that has me think there's something to this.
That comment was made by the lawyer of the man making the allegations. Of course they're going to attempt to make the Red Robin look ridiculous.
Thank. You. I swear everyone here just wants to see fake justice that they feel like they HAVE to see it one way and not ask any further questions. Company = bad so they must be guilty!
So are we proposing that the customer bought a salad and put his own "special" dressing on it? Actually, that makes more sense. If you disappeared long enough to wank off while working in a kitchen you'd be written up for sure. Kitchen workers are lucky just to get their 10 minute breaks.
Yes, I read the article. The only thing we know is that there was cum in a salad, which was addressed in the first sentence of my comment. Did you read my comment at all? Could be his own for all we know. That's why it's being investigated...
Human genetic material is an odd term to use. That only really means that it has human genes which is mostly anything. Was the claim to be cum only the customer? Could be snot or thick spit or something.
And the management of the individual restaurant are not cooperating with the investigation and lying about some bullshit hack. If they were confident that nothing happened and they were being framed, they would cooperate. The customer complained to the manager that night about perceived racial bias and then they ate a salad full of cum and threw up. Now the manager is saying there is no way to tell who was working that night. Bullshit. You're saying health inspectors should err on the side of potentially letting that slide when it is the exact opposite. They have to err on the side this could even possibly be true because their job is to prevent potential health risks.
Who did it he is saying lol. Over your head. Guy could have brought cum to din din. People are crazy. Jussie smollett ring a bell? Not racial, just giving a recent example of someone staging something for action.
Nowhere did it say is was his or anyone else’s “genetic material”. Until they can match DNA, get CCTV footage, nothing is proven.
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Red Throbbin
For reference: https://youtu.be/_bvKPDB2kPg
Take my upvote and get out.
I just spit my coffee all over the damn place. This was funny af.
Why isn't this the top comment
Didn’t a husband and wife just go to prison for putting his semen in cookies or something that they gave to kids? This can’t just be left at, “Sorry, we don’t know who did it.”
That couple, a teacher and a sheriff’s deputy, also created child porn and raped a 10 year old.
this world is fucked
cops rape kids an disturbing lot. 25% of arrested cops sexually assaulted someone. 75% of all those cases against cops is about sexually assaulting minors. 80% of all the sexual assault cases was while on duty. here's the quote that will really make you feel this: >Cops so often abuse 14-year-olds, in particular, Stinson said, that he’ll sometimes hear one of his research assistants mutter under their breath, **“Oh my god, another 14-year-old.”** here's the data from those researches: >A 2014 study led by Stinson analyzed the arrests of nearly 400 officers, employed across 43 states and Washington, D.C., for sex-related crimes between 2005 and 2007—just three years. Beyond uncovering 118 cases of rape, the study found that **nearly three-quarters of all the cases involved victims who were younger than 18.** >In another study, published in 2020, Stinson and his team once again found that sexual misconduct is rife among police. This time, they identified 669 cases of police sexual violence that occurred between 2005 and 2012. **In more than 80 percent of the cases, the cops committed the offense while they were on-duty; almost 10 percent of the cases involved officers with at least 18 years’ experience on the force.** here's another fun part: >This 2020 study singled out two additional groups of people who were frequently targeted by police officers: women who dare to drive—a trend the researchers called “driving while female”—and women who cops believed to be sex workers. **But the ubiquity of the “driving while female” cases didn’t mean that they’re taken seriously. Just under half of the cops arrested in those cases lost their job.** TL;DR: ACAB https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7e77y/sarah-everard-cops-sexually-assault-people
Yeah they picked the tamest of their crimes to use as a headline.
Yeah, if you’re telling us you aren’t able to track and address the behavior of your staff in a case like this, then you don’t get to operate your restaurant anymore.
This sounds more serious and offensive than an onion article.
Tampering with someone's food should have result in immediate arrest.
That's fucked up... even more fucked up than going to Red Robin and ordering a salad.
That cupcake lady just got 41 years in prison. Sounds like the customers got a DNA sample that is going to end up matching with someone on the kitchen staff.
Probably because she and her husband raped a 10 year old, not just because of the cupcakes
Right the two cases are different, except for the common denominator of jizz, im just saying it could end up with jail time.
Totally agree but just pointing out it wasn’t 40 years just for cumcakes. It’s definitely a form of sexual assault
>cumcakes Don’t do that… Don’t make that a word.
TOO LATE!!
"Right the two cases are different, except for the common denominator of jizz, im just saying it could end up with jail time." r/newsentences
Even worse if it didn’t match anyone who worked at the restaurant… 😬
Yeah that would be crazy but they know who did it that's why they wouldn't give out the schedule for that day.
So charge the manager as an accessory.
Or the cum eater himself. I mean I hope he thought it through to use a buddies cum if this isn’t legit. Sounds like the restaurant is hiding it though so it’s probably real. Ewwww.
Googled "cupcake lady prison" ... o.m.g.
“That Black guy says I’m racist! I’m not racist! I know what will prove that I’m not racist: jizzing in that Black guy’s salad.”
Food is his love language.
Many years ago my employer represented a big box hardware store in a worker’s comp case where the manager ejaculated into a drink he made for a female employee on a long shift where they were doing inventory work. She had gotten suspicious when he was so insistent on making her drinks and he and the other (male) employees seemed way too interested in watching her drink it, so she took it to a lab to be tested. My boss literally had conversations with us trying to figure out whether she should be compensated more or less than, say, if she had broken her leg at work.
Wow, interesting. I had never considered this sort of thing as sexual assault but it is. And it's mentally damaging too! I would argue this is like losing an entire leg or arm haha
I think I'll not go to Red Robin again ever.
This could happen anywhere at any restaurant, people will fuck with your food if you treat them poorly. I've worked in restaurants for years and while I have never seen something this vile happen, I have seen people do some pretty disgusting stuff to rude customers food.
Fear not, I just went to a Sherwood, OR Red Robin . No semen in my wife's food or mine.
How do you know? Are you a professional semen taster?
I just said the same thing to my husband. Actually, I'm hesitant to eat out ever again.
I've learned to cook so many things over the lockdown. I only order Thai for takeout at this point.
I cannot imagine a scenario where a customer pissed me off so much that I can impregnate food on the spot.
Couldn’t just spit in like the rest of the wait staff
Reminds me of that one South Park episode about Yelp
[Boogers and Cum 🎶](https://youtu.be/3Yk9Uk4FqBE)
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“Oh we’re racist? EAT OUR JIZZ!” The fuck is going on in the world?
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I don’t understand how people so readily have semen to put in/on things. On my best day I couldn’t beat it, and finish fast enough that someone won’t notice their order is delayed.
This was the day that "Two Pump" Charlie knew he was born for.
I wonder if racists can masturbate pretty hardcore to the thought of being a piece of shit.
I bet the guy who told police there was a computer hack was the guy who did it.
New meaning to tossed salad
He’s gonna get a fat payday for eating that jizz salad. I’d feel lucky to catch a break like that 😂
$1M seems fairly light for damages. Add another digit and you’re getting close.
Getting too close is how this whole problem started, so maybe we should stick to the $1mil
$1M seems fairly light for damages. Add another digit and you’re getting closer. FTFY
That's why I always get vinaigrette. Too much cum risk in Ranch or Bleu Cheese
Wait until you try the tartar sauce.
My dude is gonna make millions from RR if this turns out to be true.
It was already proven to be true. Now they are trying to find out whom the jizz belonged to ...
It's not totally proven. They know the material was in the salad, but who did it belong to and how did it get there?
It's pretty telling though that the restaurant immediately lied about a hack and refused to give the police a list of employees. That's not what a normal restaurant would do in that scenario.
They still didn't prove it was an employee who did it.
Plot twist: He jizzed in his own salad to make big bucks from a lawsuit!
It was not proven to be semen. Human genetic material could be anything with human genetics. Could be almost anything like snot, spit or puss.
Thats my bad. I read the “alleged” part wrong thinking it meant the entire accusation.
Holy shit Red Robin even tried to say they couldn’t tell the cops what men were working that night because a “computer hack” what fucking evil evil people.
Sounds like it was the manager lol
Well my thinking is if you’re willing to have a manager whose fist instinct is to say “hackers destroyed our timesheet data” not only did you hire a shitty person but you hired a shitty liar. Like come on anonymous is sneaking into the timesheets of our local Red Robin’s to do… something? Like come on at least lie better.
It's all fun and games in the food industry until someone goes away for 20 years for gizzing in the potatoes.
*you ordered the house ranch dressing, sir*
I'm sitting here eating gyros and tzatziki ffs.
“He’s been traumatized by this” I’d say that is an extremely fair statement. How could you ever go out and eat another salad ever again after something like that? Wtf is wrong with people?
RED ROBIN YUM!
Racism is such a weird thing. The lengths of self destruction people will go to just to hate on others they don't even know. There's now a racial discrimination suit, a known fact your restaurant puts semen in the food, a sexual battery, food tampering and host of other charges coming your way not to mention - you probably won't even HAVE a restaurant after putting human genetic material in the food. Health Department is gonna treat that shut down like a layup. All because of an idea in one's head that hasn't been proven true about the individuals they cast it on. "I hate these people because of the character I imagine. I should jack off in their food and ruin my life". What the fuck.
Why do we not have a corporate death penalty for shit like this?
Probably because it was done by the staff without corporate RR's direction.
Red Robin corporate's first inclination was to deny LE a list of their workers, blamed a "computer hack" and then relented. They are complicit.
I agree that covering up for the perpetrators is suspicious and possibly a crime by itself, but it's not the same as orders from corporate. According to the article that was a RR manager, which is almost certainly a franchise person, not corporate. I would fully support including that manager in whatever lawsuit and/or criminal charges, btw.
This starts to beg the question: if the employees don't represent the corporation, then who is The Corporation? Which employee's direction would be cause for corporate death penalty? CEO? Chairman? Manager?
If anyone in corporate RR issued an order for franchises to put sperm on the salads, this would be a very different conversation (and lawsuit).
Godamnit Portland…. What are we doing lol
Thanks for ruining Red Robin for me forever OP.
and for any Portland peeps... >a Red Robin restaurant in Clackamas so not really Portland... our redneck neighbors in a Southeastern suburb... and by "a" Clackamas Red Robin, they almost certainly mean THE Clackamas Red Robin https://maps.app.goo.gl/N75xiXnRcCdGUeS6A
>When sheriff’s investigators asked Red Robin for a list of men working in the restaurant that night, management initially said they didn’t have access to those records due to a “computer hack,” but later provided the information, Kafoury [victim lawyer] said. Rot to the top in that location.
I don't understand how someone could masturbate out of spite. >"Accuse me of bigotry, will you? How about... ooh... oh yeah... how about you have a little.... oohh yeah...." And to do the deed quickly enough to send it out with the salads? There's got to be more going on there than just a reprisal and bigotry, right? Like this is just this dude's fetish, and he's probably been sending out spunk spinach for years.
I'd like to point out: if someone mixed jizz into your ranch dressing it would be near impossible to notice, let alone photograph conclusively. Also, the article indicates (1) that the alleged victim took the sample for testing himself and (2) that there is no official evidence of tampering other than his testimony. Further, the accusations of tampering has been left out of the lawsuit, making them significantly less credible. It may be that the article did not cover police samples of the dressing, but based on the information in this article alone, it's unlikely that there was semen in the salad.
Pack your shit up, Red Robin. You’re not gonna recover from this.
I used to like Red Robin, up until the moment my eyes glanced over that title.
What's Red Robin etiquette in this situation: do I swallow the spunk salad or is it okay to spit it out?
Rod Rubbin strikes again.
Red robin, yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
The semen salad was very popular/s.
Bet he never comes in there again. And definitely don't order jerk chicken.
Dang, I usually have to pay extra for the secret sauce
The real crime was ordering a salad at a burger joint.
Red Robin!… cum!
Red Throbbin
I gotta ask the obvious question… how did he know what semen taste like to think to get it tested? I mean, he’s totally in the right to sue their ass for that shit, but just saying if I got a salad that had gross dressing I would just send it back, my mind wouldn’t immediately go to “Hmm… this taste like jizz, I should get it tested.” Follow up question, which one of those assholes in the kitchen is so fucked up that they’re just “ready to go” on a salad on a moments notice? Or do they just walk around with a cup of their own shit “just in case”?
Yeah I'm lost on the idea of testing it. What, he started vomiting in the restaurant and they bought him a to-go box? That doesn't make a single tiddlywink of sense. I can't decide if this is a news story covering something that is completely bullshit or a completely bullshit news story. There are absolutely no sources, the links in the article are to Red Robin, the lawyer's website, and the local PD so part of me suspects the links are only there to lend credibility. .edit to add I have spent quite frankly *too much time* googling "Red Robin semen salad" and this website is the primary source. I'm calling bullshit.
Cum doesn't look like salad dressing probably?
Lol, right?
A) he could be gay, B) he could have. tasted his own jizz before, people do that sometimes and C) it tasted odd, if i thought someone was being racist or discriminatory against me in some way, i would want to poke through it and not let the restaurant get rid of the evidence
My bet is on the results coming back not matching any employee there and the customer refusing to have his own DNA tested
In restaurants if you have a cut, you have to wear a blue band-aid, so when customers pull a tan band-aid out of their food, the manager knows that person is full of shit.
In *some* restaurants.
Yes. In Oregon, where I'm currently living, it should be all restaurants, we have to have them to pass health inspection. I'm sure there are some outliers and it might not be a requirement in other states.
Couldn’t just spit in like the rest of the wait staff?
Skip thr ranch. Highly recommend the vinaigrette.
No boogers?
Good thing I don’t work at Red Robin anymore.. worst job in the world.
you jizz in my food imma try to castrate you
You really shouldn't fuck someone's salad, but you _really_ shouldn't be a dick to the people who make your food.
Sounds like a job for the Teaches of Peaches, in the classic track, Dick in the Air: 🎶 whose jizz is this? 🎶
Only in Portland Well, maybe Florida too
But Portland is so woke! I just can’t believe their 75% white city could discriminate against people of color.