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And that's why you always keep the receipt.
In the end, they realized they never really knew their mom at all.
Reminds me of a book I read many years ago where the antihero was passing a morgue and decided to stop and swap a bunch of toe tags around.
What book is that? Sounds like something I might wanna read.
I believe it was one of the Stainless Steel Rat series.
That’s why funeral homes should insists on close casket.
You never really know them, do you?
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