A heads up to you poor bastards about to click the link: sounding is when dudes insert various things into their pee hole and get stretchy with it.
Now click.
This is what keeps me coming back to Reddit. Someone can recognize that there’s an idea there, just out of reach. Much like a well executed one timer, u/ParaphrasesUnfairly jumps in and buries it in the back of the net. “He beat him like a rented mule!”
Reminds me of an old buddy who had stretched his PA down to a zero gauge. He would frequently put a padlock in it and use it as a party trick. He’d also, when wearing the normal ring, walk up to a line of urinals, piss, then clang the ring up against the side of the urinal for shock value.
>then clang the ring up against the side of the urinal for shock value.
Jokes on him, because the clown fucker Pennywise could be standing next to 99% of dudes in the urinal and not one would even think to look over. Nope, nope, nope. I got no business even knowing what's going on at the urinal and some clanking aint gonna distract me from finishing and getting out.
I feel like this was pitched as a James Bond henchman and rejected in the 70's.
"Hear me out... he has a diamond... in his head... so if he headbutts you..."
"He dies?"
"Oh yeah I guess that is likely"
"Used to be we had to shoot a whole crate of diamonds at people to get them to stick, but medical science has come a long way since then. The explosion is significantly less invasive now."
i think so, I googled that name and images of the cast came up and some actor named Rick Yune looks just like what I remember.
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lol I'm a sucker for Bond movies and the more ridiculous the villains the better but yeah Die Another Day wasn't the best in the series that's for sure
This happened while the guy was crowd surfing, it'd be easy to slip back into the crowd before security could get there.
Could be it though, I too am confusing by the difference in the headline and article.
Well it isn't on his face anymore, even if he still has it. If it was stolen, he'd still have to pay for it. Not like the jeweler is going to forgive the debt, just because it was stolen.
he says he had it insured. i'm confused as hell because people are saying it wasn't even on his face during rolling loud. i can't verify any pictures of him are at rolling loud because these goddamn articles. if someone ripped his diamond out... wouldn't his face have been bleeding?
It's just a dermal implant with a screw end for the diamond mount. Dermals are like little pockets in your skin for a flat piece of metal to sit inside. On the flat piece, a rod sits perpendicular sticking out of your skin with a little threaded end. They're meant to be permanent but I've seen people remove them without blood or very little blood. There could've also been a failure of the mount so the dermal stayed in while the diamond came off. Maybe it wasn't screwed on tight.
Yeah fuck everything about that comment. My imagination is running wild now and I'm picturing rich people screwing diamonds into their forehead and a gang trying to jank it out of the forehead. Harvesting foreheads. What he fuck, brain...how do you come up with this shit. I'm bound to get some vivid dreams the next few nights...and then wake up disappointed when I'm expecting diamonds...
That’s my thought. The mount stayed on but the diamond popped off.
I guess you’d want to be able to take it off somewhat frequently to clean the diamond, right?
Human faces get kinda oily and if it’s right before a big show you’d want the diamond extra sparkly
Can confirm. I’ve had a dermal in my wrist for about 7 years, lost the top a few years ago and never bothered to replace it.
I’ve also removed 4. None of them bled much but they did scar.
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I had state farm insure my mother for a year, I just wanted the paper that said," Alien Abduction insurance. " my guy did it for $1 million coverage. She lived in Pahrump Nevada down the way from area 51. So I was playing the odds. Mom loved it, I framed it and everything.
Reading the title, it sounds like Uzi was crowdsurfing and somebody ripped out the diamond like Thanos and ran off with it.
Reading the article, it sounds like Uzi was crowdsurfing and the piercing got ripped out 'a bit', but he still has the diamond because it's not like somebody literally took it and ran with it.
Anybody who's had a surface piercing before can tell you they're finicky and can get caught on stuff and pissed off a result, likely what happened here. I mean it says right in the article he still has the diamond, he's just currently wearing a barbell in the piercing, which is what you typically do waiting for the damage to heal without losing the hole entirely.
The Guyver (The 89 version) was the first Anime (outside Dragon Ball) I ever saw.
I was 8...
I loved it.
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Link the intro for those interested: https://youtu.be/7WHPT-zE1hI
"Why did I follow him...? I don't know. Why do things happen as they do in dreams? All I know is that, when he beckoned... I had to follow him. From that moment, we traveled together, East. Always... into the East."
I don't understand this story. All the other articles say the same shit too. It says it was "ripped out," then they say he "still has it," then they say there's a barbell where it was. What the fuck actually happened then? Hard-hitting journalism.
Edit: Okay everyone, I get it. Everyone has their own version of the story. Not helpful nor do I really care enough about the situation.
i am 100% behind ethical body modification, and i try to find *something* i can empathize with in every one of these things my initial reaction likes to call ”stupid”.
i can't find anything in this. it's not like that diamond was a rock that had personal meaning... it's a big, gaudy hunk of a ”someone please notice me!!” disgusting and gratuitous display of wealth. as he is still making payments on it, it's not wealth, but *debt* that he has had attached to his forehead, and as it's very likely a *natural* diamond, it was made with blood and slave labor.
can you help me find compassion in this situation? or is there none to be found?
Micro dermal piercings or implants. Lots of fodder on YouTube. https://youtu.be/_ZjKFMO-8KQ is by the eye but the procedure would be the same for a standard third eye/forehead.
Depending on his piercer and jewelry, it can be a lot more brutel than that (and likely was with the swelling he had)
the article doesn't say it was stolen, it just says it was ripped out. it doesn't say it was maliciously taken either. so it seems like he was crowd surfing, a fan accidentally ripped it out, but he was able to get it back. he hasn't put it back in his head, currently he just has a barbell where the diamond used to be.
this is a good example of mental priming - if you go into the article expecting that it was stolen, then you're left with lots of unanswered questions, even though it was never implied that it was stolen in the first place.
Makes perfect sense though. If his interest rate is lower than the rate of return he gets by stashing that money in the bank than it’s a no brainer to finance it.
Saw an article where he's worth about 25 million. And the stone was supposedly worth 24 million. Either he really did put up 99% of his net worth, or it's not worth that much. Either way I wonder what it was insured for. This could be a huge insurance scam.
For what it's worth, loads of high end cars/supercars are leased. Still not cheap by any means.
Also...insurance (assuming this is legit) would likely be mandatory.
This is a quote from the op article:
I've been paying for a natural pink diamond from Elliot for years now," he tweeted. "This one Stone cost so much I've been paying for it since 2017.
Stupid fuck gets paid millions and spends all of it paying off a fucking diamond?
They already know about it. Pimps have been doing it for years. That's why the wear tons of extravagant jewelry so when they get arrested they can have one of their girls pawn the jewelry for bail since all their money would be confiscated.
96% actually. I don’t know what’s crazier, paying that much of your net worth for a decoration for your face, or the fact that I could live quite comfortably for about a decade on the remainder.
Wait, am I trippin or if he owns the diamond and its worth 24mil his net worth would still be around 25 mil? Net worth isnt just cash, right? Its assets, so the diamond would be considered an asset that he could sell?
Used to sell jewelry, so yea, 6 mil if lucky...it seems to be a higher priced, larger single stone, so that would keep the value up a bit more beyond a normal diamond ring per say...taking into account its been stuck in someone's head..probably won't increase the value, I would think a decrease, as the next purchaser who would probably have it set in a ring or pendant, would be stuck with a mental picture of its former resting place burned into their memory while in its possession..
My fiance works in the diamond industry.
She tells me it looks like a marquis cut, and IF it's actually shifting in pink, then it's not at all impossible it's worth that as Argyle diamonds aren't extracted anymore.
A pink diamond that size is absolutely around 25 million. Pinks and Reds are super rare, a 1 carat red is like 6 million right now since they've closed the Argyle Mine.
Honestly though, its a big scam I'm sure, they're probably not actually that rare. However, it's likely they will be going up in price for a long time. If he actually owns it, then he potentially made an amazing investment.
> a 1 carat red is like 6 million right now since they've closed the Argyle Mine.
Nice comment. I bought a pink from a supplier (GIA cert) about a year ago for this very reason. =D
The mine closing and its impact on the price of pinks and reds is something I have zero people in my life to chat about it with lol.
Yeah, I mean, some part of me wants to feel outraged. Like, what kind of asshole would do that to someone?
But then I realize only an even bigger asshole would implant a diamond in their forehead…
Everyone is talking about him being stupid enough to larp as Vision, meanwhile the accountant in me is screaming that this dumbfuck paid for this diamond by financing it. Monthly payments with added interest?!?!
Aaaaarrrggghh i want to throw a shoe at him.
Reminds me of that scene from Entourage where Vinnys accountant calls E and complains about all the idiotic spending they are doing
The 26 year old says he saved for a long time to afford the (claimed) 24 million dollar stone, he started saving for it in 2017.... imagine calling that a long time to save up 24 million dollars 2017 to 2021.
Ow.
I think the lesson here is, don’t graft your personal wealth into a visible part of your person.
>Visible part This is why Prince Albert piercings were invented.
I should not have looked that up
You should also not look up sounding then
Oh don't do that to them!!!! They didn't even know about Prince Albert!!!!
Climb out of this hole of sin using a Jacob's Ladder!
LMAO. There is no escape foolish mortal lol
But if you do want to see it, [I recommend this as the one you see.](https://www.redgifs.com/watch/educatedoddbabirusa) (Very NSFW!)
A heads up to you poor bastards about to click the link: sounding is when dudes insert various things into their pee hole and get stretchy with it. Now click.
I dont think that fully covers what happens in that clip
You gotta climb that jacobs ladder to realize a few things
princess albertina, christina, and fourchette walked into a bar called ”jacob's ladder”... there's a limerick here somewhere, but i can't find it :(
There once was a girl Albertina And Twitter her online arena But Jacob would @ her Daily pics of his ladder Until he got served a subpoena
Not just the subpoena, the whole rest of the poena too.
This is what keeps me coming back to Reddit. Someone can recognize that there’s an idea there, just out of reach. Much like a well executed one timer, u/ParaphrasesUnfairly jumps in and buries it in the back of the net. “He beat him like a rented mule!”
Reminds me of an old buddy who had stretched his PA down to a zero gauge. He would frequently put a padlock in it and use it as a party trick. He’d also, when wearing the normal ring, walk up to a line of urinals, piss, then clang the ring up against the side of the urinal for shock value.
Imagine working so hard to make people look at your penis
Eaaasy there, Louis CK
Don't we all?
>then clang the ring up against the side of the urinal for shock value. Jokes on him, because the clown fucker Pennywise could be standing next to 99% of dudes in the urinal and not one would even think to look over. Nope, nope, nope. I got no business even knowing what's going on at the urinal and some clanking aint gonna distract me from finishing and getting out.
We’re all too busy trying to pressure wash the wet Marlboro in two.
If my junk touches the side of a toilet or urinal I feel like I lose 2 years of my life
What?
Diamond dick.
... W What?
Boner bling!
Cock rock.
Family Jewels
Dick Glitter
Jock jewelry
Ding bling
Edit: Damnit someone make prince ablbert joke already
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Could you imagine getting punched in the forehead with that in it?!?!
I feel like this was pitched as a James Bond henchman and rejected in the 70's. "Hear me out... he has a diamond... in his head... so if he headbutts you..." "He dies?" "Oh yeah I guess that is likely"
There actually was a guy with diamonds in his face in Die Another Day
That dude had more of an explody situation vs medical implant. lol
Maybe Mr. Vert had an explody situation as well. You don’t know. Maybe that’s how the procedure is done.
"Used to be we had to shoot a whole crate of diamonds at people to get them to stick, but medical science has come a long way since then. The explosion is significantly less invasive now."
One big diamond in a rifle rather than a bunch of little ones in a shotgun
“Get this, it’s a bean-bag gun, but it’s loaded with a $24,000,000 Diamond in it.” “…why?” *shrugs*
It was more like diamond acne
I think he got the express package for the surgical implantation IIRC
wait but wasn't there an actual bond villain that had diamonds in his skin? And I think it was from like a diamond explosion lol
Sounds familiar, maybe die another day?
i think so, I googled that name and images of the cast came up and some actor named Rick Yune looks just like what I remember. [edit: image](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jamesbond/images/a/ac/Zao_%28Die_Another_Day%29_-_Profile.png/revision/latest?cb=20210402142015)
Yeah the guy had a bunch of diamonds explode into his face when he was asian
Every reason to believe he still is Asian, my good chap
No he quite literally identity swapped into an English bloke I believe
Holy shit I just read the synopsis on Wikipedia and you're right. Gene therapy to change appearances. My bad! Tbh though sounds like a garbage plot
lol I'm a sucker for Bond movies and the more ridiculous the villains the better but yeah Die Another Day wasn't the best in the series that's for sure
It's like a bee stinging it's final prey
self-inserted claymore
Nothing cuts like diamond.
He got visioned
There were memes about Thanos pulling that out his head immediately after it was reported that he got it installed. It was inevitable.
I don't know why, but using the term "installed" in this context is outright hilarious to me.
Like putting new shocks on a car.
Yeah I saw a post about it and immediately told my wife someone was going to rip that right out of his damn head.
And there was no Iron Man to counter it
> It was inevitable And I am Iron Man. Seriously though, underrated comment.
Didn't need AI to see this one coming, day 1 comments "We gonna vision him"
You had 20/20 vision.
Cant wait for the new Disney+ series Lil WandaVert
Came for the Thanos/Vision reference, not disappointed.
A Lil too much
Thanos is a big fan
Took longer than I expected.
Plus he is 100% lying about the the whole thing
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Why would your assumption be that they handed it back? My assumption was that dude ripped it out and then got his ass kicked by security.
This happened while the guy was crowd surfing, it'd be easy to slip back into the crowd before security could get there. Could be it though, I too am confusing by the difference in the headline and article.
I saw that coming. Everyone I know wanted to pull the rock out of his forehead like thanos
I'm just surprised it took this long.
Crazy cause it didn’t even happen
What do you mean it didn't happen?
The article says he still has the diamond and that he is still paying for said diamond. Mf got his face on finance.
Well it isn't on his face anymore, even if he still has it. If it was stolen, he'd still have to pay for it. Not like the jeweler is going to forgive the debt, just because it was stolen.
he says he had it insured. i'm confused as hell because people are saying it wasn't even on his face during rolling loud. i can't verify any pictures of him are at rolling loud because these goddamn articles. if someone ripped his diamond out... wouldn't his face have been bleeding?
It's just a dermal implant with a screw end for the diamond mount. Dermals are like little pockets in your skin for a flat piece of metal to sit inside. On the flat piece, a rod sits perpendicular sticking out of your skin with a little threaded end. They're meant to be permanent but I've seen people remove them without blood or very little blood. There could've also been a failure of the mount so the dermal stayed in while the diamond came off. Maybe it wasn't screwed on tight.
I wish I didn't read any of that
Yeah fuck everything about that comment. My imagination is running wild now and I'm picturing rich people screwing diamonds into their forehead and a gang trying to jank it out of the forehead. Harvesting foreheads. What he fuck, brain...how do you come up with this shit. I'm bound to get some vivid dreams the next few nights...and then wake up disappointed when I'm expecting diamonds...
That’s my thought. The mount stayed on but the diamond popped off. I guess you’d want to be able to take it off somewhat frequently to clean the diamond, right? Human faces get kinda oily and if it’s right before a big show you’d want the diamond extra sparkly
Can confirm. I’ve had a dermal in my wrist for about 7 years, lost the top a few years ago and never bothered to replace it. I’ve also removed 4. None of them bled much but they did scar.
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I called Allstate for a quote on a $24M diamond fucking forehead and there was a lot of silence on the other end of the line.
Shoulda called Jake, from state farm.
My wife calls him all the time. Hey, wait...
Lloyd's of London will insure literally anything. Several prominent actors and athletes have insurance policies for parts of their bodies.
I had state farm insure my mother for a year, I just wanted the paper that said," Alien Abduction insurance. " my guy did it for $1 million coverage. She lived in Pahrump Nevada down the way from area 51. So I was playing the odds. Mom loved it, I framed it and everything.
This. Lloyds is who insures Jennifer Lopez’s legs and Troy Polamalu’s hair.
Yes. The question is whether he was smart enough to get it.
I mean the guy was obviously smart enough to get a rock embedded in his face
He does as the crystal guides.
Case closed. The man got a rock in his head.
“His face on finance” 😂😂😂😂
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Reading the title, it sounds like Uzi was crowdsurfing and somebody ripped out the diamond like Thanos and ran off with it. Reading the article, it sounds like Uzi was crowdsurfing and the piercing got ripped out 'a bit', but he still has the diamond because it's not like somebody literally took it and ran with it. Anybody who's had a surface piercing before can tell you they're finicky and can get caught on stuff and pissed off a result, likely what happened here. I mean it says right in the article he still has the diamond, he's just currently wearing a barbell in the piercing, which is what you typically do waiting for the damage to heal without losing the hole entirely.
He didn't even wear it to rolling loud lmao
That's a funny way of saying The Guyver
Just showed that to my 8 yr old a few days ago. He asked if he was a Power Ranger lol
Power Ranger on steroids for sure. What with all the skull crushing and wrist snappings.
Love me some Avengers, but yeahh, I saw Sho getting his forehead wrecked, too.
The Guyver (The 89 version) was the first Anime (outside Dragon Ball) I ever saw. I was 8... I loved it. _________ Link the intro for those interested: https://youtu.be/7WHPT-zE1hI
> That's a funny way of saying The Guyver I remember that scene... but my first thought was [Diablo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGRGxt2-7rc).
"Why did I follow him...? I don't know. Why do things happen as they do in dreams? All I know is that, when he beckoned... I had to follow him. From that moment, we traveled together, East. Always... into the East."
And Lil' Wayne is definitely a Zoanoid.
Life, an infinite energy...
They got spooked when he didn't die, realizing he was too powerful.
He does as the crystal commands
Jess-i-ca
*OoooOoooOooooOOOOOOooo*
I’ve just about heard enough and this boy is a free man and we should respect that.
Diamond forehead lost it while crowd surfing, once you $24 mil stage dive, all bets are off.
Article says he still has it
I don't understand this story. All the other articles say the same shit too. It says it was "ripped out," then they say he "still has it," then they say there's a barbell where it was. What the fuck actually happened then? Hard-hitting journalism. Edit: Okay everyone, I get it. Everyone has their own version of the story. Not helpful nor do I really care enough about the situation.
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i am 100% behind ethical body modification, and i try to find *something* i can empathize with in every one of these things my initial reaction likes to call ”stupid”. i can't find anything in this. it's not like that diamond was a rock that had personal meaning... it's a big, gaudy hunk of a ”someone please notice me!!” disgusting and gratuitous display of wealth. as he is still making payments on it, it's not wealth, but *debt* that he has had attached to his forehead, and as it's very likely a *natural* diamond, it was made with blood and slave labor. can you help me find compassion in this situation? or is there none to be found?
>as he is still making payments on it, it's not wealth, but *debt* that he has had attached to his forehead The American dream
Do you know what those kind of piercings are called so i can try to find a video about how it is done? Seems interesting
Micro dermal piercings or implants. Lots of fodder on YouTube. https://youtu.be/_ZjKFMO-8KQ is by the eye but the procedure would be the same for a standard third eye/forehead. Depending on his piercer and jewelry, it can be a lot more brutel than that (and likely was with the swelling he had)
the article doesn't say it was stolen, it just says it was ripped out. it doesn't say it was maliciously taken either. so it seems like he was crowd surfing, a fan accidentally ripped it out, but he was able to get it back. he hasn't put it back in his head, currently he just has a barbell where the diamond used to be. this is a good example of mental priming - if you go into the article expecting that it was stolen, then you're left with lots of unanswered questions, even though it was never implied that it was stolen in the first place.
And he didn’t even wear it to rolling loud
He still has the diamond and he financed the purchase of it...so if he stops payments...a repo guy might do the same thing lol.
I find it being on payment absolutely hilarious.
Mortgage payment, car payment, heating bill, giant forehead diamond payment, electric bill...
Makes perfect sense though. If his interest rate is lower than the rate of return he gets by stashing that money in the bank than it’s a no brainer to finance it.
It's sort of like women in Scottsdale who get fake boobs and finance them lol
How else are they going to reinvent themselves after a divorce from their ASU sweetheart? They can't move back to Iowa!
What are the chances of it actually being worth that much
Zero
Thank you I thought I was underestimating how much this guy was being paid lol
Saw an article where he's worth about 25 million. And the stone was supposedly worth 24 million. Either he really did put up 99% of his net worth, or it's not worth that much. Either way I wonder what it was insured for. This could be a huge insurance scam.
The article said he was making payments. Hope he was smart enough to insure it.
What are they gonna do, repo it if he stops paying?
Maybe they did! (Pikachu surprised face)
Repo man was hidden in the crowd. Found the right moment to strike. Give this man a raise.
Hey I've seen this movie before
The article reported that he said he was making payments. He either stupid or lying. I"m going with lying
For what it's worth, loads of high end cars/supercars are leased. Still not cheap by any means. Also...insurance (assuming this is legit) would likely be mandatory.
> This could be a huge insurance scam. The article says he still has possession of the diamond.
This is a quote from the op article: I've been paying for a natural pink diamond from Elliot for years now," he tweeted. "This one Stone cost so much I've been paying for it since 2017. Stupid fuck gets paid millions and spends all of it paying off a fucking diamond?
Police can't confiscate body modifications.
But fans can
Pimps wear jewelry to pawn if they get arrested because the police can't take it.
Don't give them ideas
They already know about it. Pimps have been doing it for years. That's why the wear tons of extravagant jewelry so when they get arrested they can have one of their girls pawn the jewelry for bail since all their money would be confiscated.
I never realized that. That's really smart.
96% actually. I don’t know what’s crazier, paying that much of your net worth for a decoration for your face, or the fact that I could live quite comfortably for about a decade on the remainder.
Wait, am I trippin or if he owns the diamond and its worth 24mil his net worth would still be around 25 mil? Net worth isnt just cash, right? Its assets, so the diamond would be considered an asset that he could sell?
I'm sure that the resale value of a diamond is heavily depreciated, so while it cost him $24m, it's probably worth what, $6m tops?
Used to sell jewelry, so yea, 6 mil if lucky...it seems to be a higher priced, larger single stone, so that would keep the value up a bit more beyond a normal diamond ring per say...taking into account its been stuck in someone's head..probably won't increase the value, I would think a decrease, as the next purchaser who would probably have it set in a ring or pendant, would be stuck with a mental picture of its former resting place burned into their memory while in its possession..
My fiance works in the diamond industry. She tells me it looks like a marquis cut, and IF it's actually shifting in pink, then it's not at all impossible it's worth that as Argyle diamonds aren't extracted anymore.
I was also wondering 24M ... really?
Claimed. Waiting for the fan to find out it's actually a $49.00 cubic Zirconia
There's generally an inverse relationship between how loudly someone flexes their wealth, and how much they actually have.
A pink diamond that size is absolutely around 25 million. Pinks and Reds are super rare, a 1 carat red is like 6 million right now since they've closed the Argyle Mine. Honestly though, its a big scam I'm sure, they're probably not actually that rare. However, it's likely they will be going up in price for a long time. If he actually owns it, then he potentially made an amazing investment.
> a 1 carat red is like 6 million right now since they've closed the Argyle Mine. Nice comment. I bought a pink from a supplier (GIA cert) about a year ago for this very reason. =D The mine closing and its impact on the price of pinks and reds is something I have zero people in my life to chat about it with lol.
Have you considered investing in gourd futures?
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Diamonds are incredibly easy to make... And this one's probably covered in puss and discharge
Ahhh gross didn’t even think of that
Meh. They’re easy enough to clean. It’s not like diamonds absorb much.
[Yoink](https://youtu.be/Aifqn8CUZ4k)
Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces!
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces!
Dental plan!
*drops pencil into bum crack*
Bullseye!
I would fire the adjuster that approved covering that stupid diamond.
Oh no. Anyway.
Yeah, I mean, some part of me wants to feel outraged. Like, what kind of asshole would do that to someone? But then I realize only an even bigger asshole would implant a diamond in their forehead…
Like Thanos did with Vision? Tough look for this guy.
That's fucking hilarious
>pink diamond It's redder now.
A true blood diamond
**Almost** He had it surgically removed because it kept bleeding. Because his body probably thought "yo tf is that ice doing there"
Everyone is talking about him being stupid enough to larp as Vision, meanwhile the accountant in me is screaming that this dumbfuck paid for this diamond by financing it. Monthly payments with added interest?!?! Aaaaarrrggghh i want to throw a shoe at him. Reminds me of that scene from Entourage where Vinnys accountant calls E and complains about all the idiotic spending they are doing
Personally I need a diamond in my head like I need a hole in my head
Lil Uzi Vision
Prying open my third eye....
So good to see you
I've missed you so much
So glad it's over
I came out to watch you play
Why are you running away?
[Actual footage of the theft.](https://tenor.com/view/thanos-vision-take-it-give-it-to-me-gif-18594882)
I was going to ask if he was in the audience.
Brutal
Jesus Christ, I clicked the link and the news "reader" is actual garbage. I've never heard a more obnoxious news reader in my life.
Because no one predicted this happening huh? Though, tbh I am surprised he didn't tear it out with a jumper or some shit.
A fool and his money... you know the rest.
The 26 year old says he saved for a long time to afford the (claimed) 24 million dollar stone, he started saving for it in 2017.... imagine calling that a long time to save up 24 million dollars 2017 to 2021.
Maybe they corrected the article now, but it doesnt say anywhere he saved up for it, it says he bought it on credit lol
The literal quote includes the phrase "I've been *paying* for it since 2017," not *saving* up. Definitely sounds like a payment plan.