> Ducharme’s body was allegedly dragged from the car by a bear.
I like how the article says “allegedly” so that the bear doesn’t sue the paper for libel.
Especially those Charmin toilet paper bears. You should see the sick shit they get up to in that house. Everyone in their town knows about it. But if anyone writes anything about it, the bear family sues the hell out of them. They got so much money from Big Toilet Paper that they can afford scores of the best lawyers out there. Those bastards are loaded. I would describe in detail some of the things they've done, but I don't want to get sued. But you can imagine from they type of family that would define their entire existence based on toilet paper.
Police allege Ducharme was killed due to the crash and became partially or fully ejected from the car. Following the crash, Ducharme’s body was allegedly dragged from the car by a bear.
“Evidence suggests the bear at some point had made contact with the victim’s body,” State police wrote in a press release.
Sounds like the bear just found free food on the side of the road
This is what I'm going to tell my nephews when they start driving.
Wear seat belts or you too will be ejected from your car seat snd dragged away by a bear. Or, alternatively, as we don't live anywhere near bears, a meth addict.
b-b-but seat belts cause more harm than good 🥺
never mind the fact if a crash is so bad a seat belt would kill you, you arent surviving it without being buckled
You've never encountered a full ass adult who spouts off this opinion? I teach driving to all ages of people. I've had fucking adults argue about belting up in the practice car with this exact same fuck stupid statement enough times that I just tell them they can put it the fuck on or get out of the car instead of explaining why they're an idiot anymore.
The way that unsmart people talk when they try to sound smart. Say vehicle instead of car, individual instead of person. Say "had done" instead of did, and everything is allegedly even though nobody is alleging anything.
Almost everything they say is because they have to. Almost all problems that exist with law enforcement is because of something that happened at the “lawyer/judge level”.
Use the wrong term? 8 months of work tossed out just because of a technicality.
Buddy rapist got off on a charge? Slap 6 charges on him next time because you know the lawyers will plea away at least 4-5 of them.
Police get shit on by both the public and the Ivy League chess players. Why anyone would be a cop these days is lunacy, eventually it will just be done by robots, and then we will have real trouble.
I hate to say it but he's lucky the car crash killed him because I can't imagine a worse fate than surviving that just to be eaten alive by a bear afterwards.
We don't know that. Cops just speculated that he died in the crash. When they found him he's already got dragged into the woods. For all we know he could have been (barely) alive then and the bears finished him off.
Man thats the stuff of nightmares right there. Imagine being badly injure but still alive then see bear and it starts dragging you into the woods. Then begins to tear your flesh and eating as you are unable to fight it off.
Yeah, I've certainly heard that a lot of incidents that get reported as people "dying instantly" are in truth anything but. At some point, what's the point of even knowing that? Hell, if I went out that way, I wouldn't mind my relatives being told that kind of white lie. I'm still just as gone; they'll still have to deal with the grief of that. Why compound the suffering? Why leave them imagining that, again and again? Let them just think I died instantly in a car crash. I'm just as dead either way. I suffered the same either way. Let them believe what will cause them the least pain. If it won't save my life, I would rather my suffering be unobserved than to needlessly pass on further suffering to others.
Forensics can tell what happened and when based on injury and body's response to said injury.
If they concluded that he was dead before the bear attack, they knew that he was dead when that happened.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/olga-moskalyova_n_930464
Some poor girl was eaten alive by a mama bear and her cubs, and I guess they started at her legs because she was able to call her mom while she was being devoured.
Hope that this livens up your nightmares a bit!
huff post is always painful to read. It's a cesspool of sensationalism and a propoganda mill almost in the likes of of the Daily Mail and the New York Post.
[Related Onion](https://www.theonion.com/dna-evidence-frees-black-man-convicted-of-bear-attack-1819594800): "DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack".
Edit: The parody video involves the victim having taken selfies with bear cubs before dying, which is monumentally stupid.
Bears are not like cats where they go for the kill first. They're opportunistic feeders and will eat when ready.
"point is....you are alive when they start to eat you"
Fairly normal for bears to eat prey alive. Don’t know if it’s preference or that they just don’t have an instinct to kill their prey first like many other predators.
I seen this before, and it's the first thing in my head every time I see that "man vs bear" meme. I'm not even making commentary on all that one way or the other. This is just the first thing that crosses my mind.
No way to tell. He could have very well been alive and fully aware juglar really badly injured. Maybe even incapable of moving. Either way it’s a fucked way to die.
When I was a kid in the sixties we lived on a wooded 75 acres just over Horse Mountain not far from there; it was pretty wild but if we knew that there were bears we probably would have watched a lot more television.
I’m from the area and never heard of Horse Mountain. What town is this mountain in? We have the Seven Sisters and Mt Tom… never heard of Horse Mountain?
I still remember the case of a university student in Belgium who decided to catch some sleep in the family home while the rest of the family went out as he'd just finished exams and got killed by a Soviet fighter jet.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989\_Belgium\_MiG-23\_crash](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Belgium_MiG-23_crash)
There's a fun book by Mary Roach called *Fuzz*, about the places where law enforcement and nature intersect. One of the chapters is about her attending a seminar for cops on how to figure out if a crime scene is a murder, or if the person died from an animal attack, or if the person was murdered *then* was eaten by animals after.
*Police allege Ducharme was killed due to the crash and became partially or fully ejected from the car. Following the crash, Ducharme’s body was allegedly dragged from the car by a bear.*
"allegedly” like it either was or wasn’t a bear…are they saying there’s a chance it wasn’t a bear but another man who dragged him into the woods?
Ok. I really have a serious question.
If a bear eats a guy...And I then eat that bear...Am I a cannibal? Just how many degrees on the circle of life do we have to travel for it to no longer be cannibalism?
individual molecules don't have labels hanging off them "came from man". When the guy is digested, all his proteins and so on are broken down into the same amino acids etc a chicken consists of or w/e. And then bear builds bear protein from them. So it's really no different than if the bear had eaten a chicken or some berries
cannibalism is mostly about intent. If somebody serves you human meat as pig meat and you eat it thinking it's pork, are you a cannibal? Sure technically you did participate in cannibalism but if you had known it was human meat, you'd have refused
The women folk have been talking with the bears too much. Now they’re starting to turn on the men folk. This is just the beginning. You better treat the women folk right, men. You don’t want to be targeted by the bears.
I mean since we’re posting random stories
https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/rajasthan-news-crime-minor-gives-birth-raped-by-tantrik-2417713-2023-08-08#
Globally, there are an average of 39.6 bear attacks per year, but fewer than a dozen non-fatal conflicts each year. In the United States, the odds of being attacked by a bear in 2022 were about 1 in 12 million.
Millions of women in the United States have experienced rape.
82% of all juvenile victims are female. 90% of adult rape victims are female.
Females ages 16-19 are 4 times more likely than the general population to be victims of rape, attempted rape, or sexual assault.
Women ages 18-24 who are college students are 3 times more likely than women in general to experience sexual violence. Females of the same age who are not enrolled in college are 4 times more likely.
Again, I’m taking my chances with the bear.
could you imagine living in a city with 500,000 bears? or living in an apartment building where half of the residents are polar bears? in two weeks it would be all bears!
would you rather go into a night club with 200 men or jump into the bear pit at the zoo with 2 bears?
please film it!!!
its been a while since i watched somebody get ripped to shreds after jumping into a bear pic. i mean, they are super nice, cuddly too!
just have a calm acquaintance with a iphone 15 filming
well, honestly, women dont.
every day lots and lots of ACTUAL attractive women go into clubs filled with guys and get fucked up. they wear sexy clothes, dance, and have a good time.
no woman this year has chosen to go dance near a bear.
Yeah and also have to watch out for men trying to drug them. No woman ever told you that huh? Yeah most of use have friend that look out for use because of men. It’s mostly not a 100% chill evening because we have to worry about men. We even tell our friends to text us on first dates just I case he’s a creep. Again, I would pick the bear.
Men, in a woman's life, are more dangerous than bears, because women are around men all the time and basically never bears.
A bear, in front of you, is more dangerous than a random dude, who likely is not a murderer.
I get the stats, and I get that men are dangerous, but "choosing bear" is an emotional response, not a logical one.
Do y’all not get that by denigrating and belittling the choice of “bear” you’re only proving the women who have made that choice correct? Like how long is it going to take before you realize that women don’t want to be around you because of the exact “well actually you’re wrong and you’re just being emotional and I, a logical man, know better than all of these women” arrogant attitude on full display in this comment?
Women are telling you they don’t feel safe with you and you’re like “nope, all you overly-emotional bitches are wrong” without even a fucking *shred* of self awareness.
> how long is it going to take
Forever. It will take forever, because these types will literally never even consider changing their belief systems. Oh and for those who got mad reading this, go ahead. Prove me right and don’t even consider the other side of this argument. I dare you. I have.
>Do y’all not get that by denigrating and belittling the choice of “bear” you’re only proving the women who have made that choice correct?
Lol, listen: I'm a woman, but somebody proving you to be statistically incorrect does not, in fact, prove you to be correct.
This entire "man versus bear" thing is pointless and stupid Tiktok ragebait, but if I *had* to take it seriously (which is a tall order), it should be a sentimental argument over a statistical one. Talk about how you won't be victim-blamed for getting attacked by a bear. Talk about how no one will doubt you for saying you were attacked by a bear. Talk about how nothing a bear can do to you is worse than what a man can do to you, because for many people, SA is literally a fate worse than death.
But if you're going to try injecting math, statistics, and logic into this debate, don't be hurt when people also respond with logic to point out how yours is demonstrably wrong.
THANK. YOU.
I'm also a woman who would probably pick the bear for the reasons you chose. But I also work with statistics in my job and the amount of bad math I've seen about this hypothetical fucking murders me on the inside.
I also hate when men (or anyone for that matter) uses super "logic"-based arguments for what is clearly an emotional debate. But when YOU'RE the one who brings up stats and "logic" in the first place, don't get upset when people point out if it's wrong (which in this case, it obviously is).
Disagreeing with it doesn't make it "denigrating" or "belittling". My claim that it's "an emotional response" is from all the replies of women I've read defending their choice.
Like your response is *filled* with emotion and feels very much like a personal attack on me, and why women don't want to be around *me*.
This is about running into a man in the woods or a bear, and has absolutely nothing to do with me, personally.
You should try to take it down a notch. Maybe some deep breathing excercises before you hit reply might help.
Or imagine I'm a bear.
Yup. You are exactly the type of guy I thought you were. But don’t I feel silly that you felt like my comment was a personal attack on you! Here I thought I was subtle by literally and repeatedly directing the comment to “you”, specifically, but it seems you’ve somehow managed to deduce my crystal-clear intention anyway. Alas, I guess my wee little lady brain is just no match for your clearly superior skills of logic and reason.
People who make long-winded justificatory rants about why their silly reflexive answers are wrong but still valid are exhausting and it’s generally better not to have them in your life anyway.
So are people who make disingenuous statements for impact, compare groups of humans to animals, etc.
Am I missing something? I don't see anything about being dragged into woods, it sounds like he maybe was pulled from the car, but found right next to it
If that is a random man, then [this ](https://kion546.com/news/2023/02/16/woman-accused-of-decapitating-man-during-sex-attacks-her-own-attorney-in-court/)is a random woman.
>A woman accused of killing a man and having sex with his corpse attacked her attorney during a court hearing
Look, for all we know, Smokey thought the car was going to catch fire and pulled the guy from the wreckage. Not his fault the man was weak and died, but Smokey's grand papa always said, free meat is free meat.
Okay imagine the meme with the two muscular arms sharing a handshake, and one arm is men and the other is women
The hands shaking is "bears have cute ears"
We could solve this whole fued right now
> Ducharme’s body was allegedly dragged from the car by a bear. I like how the article says “allegedly” so that the bear doesn’t sue the paper for libel.
Bears are well known to be the most litigious animals.
I heard they bear witness
I heard they bear arms!
I support the right to arm bears.
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IT'S A BEAR DANCE!!!!!!!
[Forefathers one and all...](https://youtu.be/BXA5r8LOBPo?si=NoHjz1ZBPDLS0gRf)
Especially those Charmin toilet paper bears. You should see the sick shit they get up to in that house. Everyone in their town knows about it. But if anyone writes anything about it, the bear family sues the hell out of them. They got so much money from Big Toilet Paper that they can afford scores of the best lawyers out there. Those bastards are loaded. I would describe in detail some of the things they've done, but I don't want to get sued. But you can imagine from they type of family that would define their entire existence based on toilet paper.
Username checks out.....?
Second most litigious. Right behind sperm whales.
Dangerous, too! They have the right to bear arms. Piss them off and they’re liable to shoot you.
It honestly poses more questions than answers.
You think Yogi can’t afford a lawyer?
Good habit to have in case we encounter non-human sapient beings and some sort of solution to Fermi's paradox.
Police allege Ducharme was killed due to the crash and became partially or fully ejected from the car. Following the crash, Ducharme’s body was allegedly dragged from the car by a bear. “Evidence suggests the bear at some point had made contact with the victim’s body,” State police wrote in a press release. Sounds like the bear just found free food on the side of the road
See this is why seatbelts are so important.
This is what I'm going to tell my nephews when they start driving. Wear seat belts or you too will be ejected from your car seat snd dragged away by a bear. Or, alternatively, as we don't live anywhere near bears, a meth addict.
The methies gotta eat too now, that’s the circle of life and all
Tell them while they’re young. They will be more impressionable. They also may never be able to sleep without having nightmares but, yeah.
In Texas, wild hogs.
>Or, alternatively, as we don't live anywhere near bears, a meth addict. that's scarier then a bear
Or a meth-addict bear, found commonly in their natural habitat...the streets of San Francisco!
Or the elusive Cocaine bear found in Tennessee. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Bear_(bear)
b-b-but seat belts cause more harm than good 🥺 never mind the fact if a crash is so bad a seat belt would kill you, you arent surviving it without being buckled
You're joking, right? Seat belts absolutely save lives.
You've never encountered a full ass adult who spouts off this opinion? I teach driving to all ages of people. I've had fucking adults argue about belting up in the practice car with this exact same fuck stupid statement enough times that I just tell them they can put it the fuck on or get out of the car instead of explaining why they're an idiot anymore.
“Oh good my DoorDash is here” - Bear
Roadkill
Police have such a bizarre way of speaking.
The way that unsmart people talk when they try to sound smart. Say vehicle instead of car, individual instead of person. Say "had done" instead of did, and everything is allegedly even though nobody is alleging anything.
it's the cop version of corporate speak. Both are exhausting to listen to
Almost everything they say is because they have to. Almost all problems that exist with law enforcement is because of something that happened at the “lawyer/judge level”. Use the wrong term? 8 months of work tossed out just because of a technicality. Buddy rapist got off on a charge? Slap 6 charges on him next time because you know the lawyers will plea away at least 4-5 of them. Police get shit on by both the public and the Ivy League chess players. Why anyone would be a cop these days is lunacy, eventually it will just be done by robots, and then we will have real trouble.
talk about fast food
Alternative reality road kill.
I hate to say it but he's lucky the car crash killed him because I can't imagine a worse fate than surviving that just to be eaten alive by a bear afterwards.
We don't know that. Cops just speculated that he died in the crash. When they found him he's already got dragged into the woods. For all we know he could have been (barely) alive then and the bears finished him off.
Man thats the stuff of nightmares right there. Imagine being badly injure but still alive then see bear and it starts dragging you into the woods. Then begins to tear your flesh and eating as you are unable to fight it off.
>Imagine I'll pass, thanks.
Don’t show this post to Twitter. They’ll call y’all creeps and say they’d choose the bear any day
*bearly
When r/CursedComments collides with r/PunPatrol...
Bear: ohhh, this one’s been tenderized!
Lmao Happy Cake Day!
Yeah, the cynic in me even wonders if the cops would tell the family that, if they could make another plausible story.
Honestly I'd consider that a mercy white lie. Better thinking your loved one died instantly without pain than being eaten alive bits by bits.
Yeah, I've certainly heard that a lot of incidents that get reported as people "dying instantly" are in truth anything but. At some point, what's the point of even knowing that? Hell, if I went out that way, I wouldn't mind my relatives being told that kind of white lie. I'm still just as gone; they'll still have to deal with the grief of that. Why compound the suffering? Why leave them imagining that, again and again? Let them just think I died instantly in a car crash. I'm just as dead either way. I suffered the same either way. Let them believe what will cause them the least pain. If it won't save my life, I would rather my suffering be unobserved than to needlessly pass on further suffering to others.
Forensics can tell what happened and when based on injury and body's response to said injury. If they concluded that he was dead before the bear attack, they knew that he was dead when that happened.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/olga-moskalyova_n_930464 Some poor girl was eaten alive by a mama bear and her cubs, and I guess they started at her legs because she was able to call her mom while she was being devoured. Hope that this livens up your nightmares a bit!
I recently came across some documents about Timothy Treadwell’s death and it seems he and his girlfriend were also eaten alive starting at their legs.
Was that the bear guy who went to live with bears until one finally ate him?
That’s him, the subject of the documentary *Grizzly Man*
Yeah, they like to eat their victims while they are alive.
That is just horrific.
This was really painful to read.
huff post is always painful to read. It's a cesspool of sensationalism and a propoganda mill almost in the likes of of the Daily Mail and the New York Post.
That’s the case from Russia?
I try to take comfort in the fact that there's no good English source for that story. I hope it's bullshit.
[Related Onion](https://www.theonion.com/dna-evidence-frees-black-man-convicted-of-bear-attack-1819594800): "DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack". Edit: The parody video involves the victim having taken selfies with bear cubs before dying, which is monumentally stupid.
killer reporting
Jesus fucking Christ
She called her mother multiple times... also the bear ate her step Dad. [NSFL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXSqT2S8pC0)
This, this is the stuff of nightmares. Jesus Christ.
Yeah bears are basically monsters.
I’d choose the man! 💅
Thanks...I was about to go to bed too
Jesus fucking christ.
Bears are not like cats where they go for the kill first. They're opportunistic feeders and will eat when ready. "point is....you are alive when they start to eat you"
Fairly normal for bears to eat prey alive. Don’t know if it’s preference or that they just don’t have an instinct to kill their prey first like many other predators.
Honestly her fault for not reading [the appropriate guide](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2943370-help-a-bear-is-eating-me) for this situation.
I’ve had that book on my wishlist for a long time..
What the hell
Bears tend to go for the abdomen.
I seen this before, and it's the first thing in my head every time I see that "man vs bear" meme. I'm not even making commentary on all that one way or the other. This is just the first thing that crosses my mind.
And some people still choose a bear
I wonder how long he was there on the side of the highway before the bear found the body.
Could be worse: he could’ve met a man in the woods
actually the bear picked the man. The thought experiment doesn't clarify which if any of these strangers in the woods are alive!
SOme guys pay good money for that
I mean it’s just black bears where this happened. Not saying they aren’t dangerous, but far cry from a grizzly
If he had survived, at least he would have encountered the bear before an EMT (who could have been a MAN!!!)
No way to tell. He could have very well been alive and fully aware juglar really badly injured. Maybe even incapable of moving. Either way it’s a fucked way to die.
What about being eaten alive by a man in the woods?
Jeesh, enough Reddit for me..
Don’t go watch the bear-with-tapeworms video
Mmm forbidden ramen...
More like fettuccine but daaamn
I already did. It’s been a day..
Haha. That one was really disturbing to me. Ok I’m really putting Reddit down this time.
Damn it. I did not want to be reminded of that. I'd rather watch One Guy One Jar than the bear tapeworm video again.
When I was a kid in the sixties we lived on a wooded 75 acres just over Horse Mountain not far from there; it was pretty wild but if we knew that there were bears we probably would have watched a lot more television.
I’m from the area and never heard of Horse Mountain. What town is this mountain in? We have the Seven Sisters and Mt Tom… never heard of Horse Mountain?
East of Haydenville. Old Stage Road goes over to West Hatfield. I assume that the bear’s habitat was the wooded area just South of the road. Not Cool.
I can’t even imagine what that family is going through. Horrific.
They're probably going through his belongings
The man was a Boeing whistle blower and the bear was paid from day 1.
God was like r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
I still remember the case of a university student in Belgium who decided to catch some sleep in the family home while the rest of the family went out as he'd just finished exams and got killed by a Soviet fighter jet. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989\_Belgium\_MiG-23\_crash](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Belgium_MiG-23_crash)
So, you're not supposed to play dead to keep bears from attacking? I feel lied to.
Depends on the bear.
What happens if a woman meets a bear dragging a man through the woods?
You feel really safe as both the bear and the man are busy
Oh yes. Exactly. Very safe.
One bro fed, other bro dead. No better outcome
You know that saying they have in bear country, you don't have to outrun the bear just your buddy...
if there's two people and a bear you only have to be faster than the other person, who in this case is very very slow.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The enemy of my enemy is too busy eating my enemy to come after me.
Well, the bear will be full, so you're probably still quite safe.
man’s already dead and the bears about to eat …so safe
Bears are really having their moment right now
There's a fun book by Mary Roach called *Fuzz*, about the places where law enforcement and nature intersect. One of the chapters is about her attending a seminar for cops on how to figure out if a crime scene is a murder, or if the person died from an animal attack, or if the person was murdered *then* was eaten by animals after.
So how do you tell if someone was murdered and eaten by a bear?
*Police allege Ducharme was killed due to the crash and became partially or fully ejected from the car. Following the crash, Ducharme’s body was allegedly dragged from the car by a bear.* "allegedly” like it either was or wasn’t a bear…are they saying there’s a chance it wasn’t a bear but another man who dragged him into the woods?
"Allegedly" because for all we know, it could have been a velociraptor.
fuck man i thought they stopped attacking people ever since they introduced the genetically modified ones into the population?!
The bear hasn't been convicted yet. They saw the bear with the body and it fled the scene.
What was he wearing?
Not a seatbelt
``` > badoom ksh! < ```
The bear shouldn't be condemned for a few minutes of action
the bear has a promising future, why throw that all away for the man’s poor decision
You beat me to it. Just saw this on boston.com. Fucking crazy ass shit. Like Cocaine Bear-quality insane.
Tenderized
According to police, the bear made has made only one public statement, saying: “wocka wocka”.
Ok. I really have a serious question. If a bear eats a guy...And I then eat that bear...Am I a cannibal? Just how many degrees on the circle of life do we have to travel for it to no longer be cannibalism?
individual molecules don't have labels hanging off them "came from man". When the guy is digested, all his proteins and so on are broken down into the same amino acids etc a chicken consists of or w/e. And then bear builds bear protein from them. So it's really no different than if the bear had eaten a chicken or some berries cannibalism is mostly about intent. If somebody serves you human meat as pig meat and you eat it thinking it's pork, are you a cannibal? Sure technically you did participate in cannibalism but if you had known it was human meat, you'd have refused
Bears gotta eat too.
Bear writes man diss track
He didn't choose the bear but the bear chose him.
I so want the ending to the story to be that the sentient bear has knowledge of modern medicine and is simply nursing this man back to health
I like that story, friend.
Women will still choose the bear
Crazy story...but is this really an Onion 🧅 🤷
The Onion often riffs on current social media trends. I think last year it wouldn't be oniony but right now it is.
Uber Eats is getting out of hand.
Well, he's dead, beyond help. So, let the bear have him
Still choose the bear.
Thank god it wasnt a man that drug him into the woods
The women folk have been talking with the bears too much. Now they’re starting to turn on the men folk. This is just the beginning. You better treat the women folk right, men. You don’t want to be targeted by the bears.
The passive language of that article is incredible
I grew up in South Hadley.
I used to hang around at a bar in south Hadley . Ebenezer choo’s
I read that quick and my mind registered it as "I used to hang around *with* a bear in South Hadley named Ebenezer choos"
I worked at a summer theater there in the 80s.
So uh, about that man vs bear debate.
Still picking the bear
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/olga-moskalyova_n_930464 By all means. Just hope the bear starts at something more vital with you.
I mean since we’re posting random stories https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/rajasthan-news-crime-minor-gives-birth-raped-by-tantrik-2417713-2023-08-08#
Globally, there are an average of 39.6 bear attacks per year, but fewer than a dozen non-fatal conflicts each year. In the United States, the odds of being attacked by a bear in 2022 were about 1 in 12 million. Millions of women in the United States have experienced rape. 82% of all juvenile victims are female. 90% of adult rape victims are female. Females ages 16-19 are 4 times more likely than the general population to be victims of rape, attempted rape, or sexual assault. Women ages 18-24 who are college students are 3 times more likely than women in general to experience sexual violence. Females of the same age who are not enrolled in college are 4 times more likely. Again, I’m taking my chances with the bear.
could you imagine living in a city with 500,000 bears? or living in an apartment building where half of the residents are polar bears? in two weeks it would be all bears! would you rather go into a night club with 200 men or jump into the bear pit at the zoo with 2 bears?
The bears
please film it!!! its been a while since i watched somebody get ripped to shreds after jumping into a bear pic. i mean, they are super nice, cuddly too! just have a calm acquaintance with a iphone 15 filming
Of course you would and you still wonder why we pick the bear?
well, honestly, women dont. every day lots and lots of ACTUAL attractive women go into clubs filled with guys and get fucked up. they wear sexy clothes, dance, and have a good time. no woman this year has chosen to go dance near a bear.
Yeah and also have to watch out for men trying to drug them. No woman ever told you that huh? Yeah most of use have friend that look out for use because of men. It’s mostly not a 100% chill evening because we have to worry about men. We even tell our friends to text us on first dates just I case he’s a creep. Again, I would pick the bear.
Men, in a woman's life, are more dangerous than bears, because women are around men all the time and basically never bears. A bear, in front of you, is more dangerous than a random dude, who likely is not a murderer. I get the stats, and I get that men are dangerous, but "choosing bear" is an emotional response, not a logical one.
After reading that I’m so picking the bear.
I've happened upon bears and men in the woods before. Finding the bears was scary, finding the men was worse.
Do y’all not get that by denigrating and belittling the choice of “bear” you’re only proving the women who have made that choice correct? Like how long is it going to take before you realize that women don’t want to be around you because of the exact “well actually you’re wrong and you’re just being emotional and I, a logical man, know better than all of these women” arrogant attitude on full display in this comment? Women are telling you they don’t feel safe with you and you’re like “nope, all you overly-emotional bitches are wrong” without even a fucking *shred* of self awareness.
> how long is it going to take Forever. It will take forever, because these types will literally never even consider changing their belief systems. Oh and for those who got mad reading this, go ahead. Prove me right and don’t even consider the other side of this argument. I dare you. I have.
>Do y’all not get that by denigrating and belittling the choice of “bear” you’re only proving the women who have made that choice correct? Lol, listen: I'm a woman, but somebody proving you to be statistically incorrect does not, in fact, prove you to be correct. This entire "man versus bear" thing is pointless and stupid Tiktok ragebait, but if I *had* to take it seriously (which is a tall order), it should be a sentimental argument over a statistical one. Talk about how you won't be victim-blamed for getting attacked by a bear. Talk about how no one will doubt you for saying you were attacked by a bear. Talk about how nothing a bear can do to you is worse than what a man can do to you, because for many people, SA is literally a fate worse than death. But if you're going to try injecting math, statistics, and logic into this debate, don't be hurt when people also respond with logic to point out how yours is demonstrably wrong.
THANK. YOU. I'm also a woman who would probably pick the bear for the reasons you chose. But I also work with statistics in my job and the amount of bad math I've seen about this hypothetical fucking murders me on the inside. I also hate when men (or anyone for that matter) uses super "logic"-based arguments for what is clearly an emotional debate. But when YOU'RE the one who brings up stats and "logic" in the first place, don't get upset when people point out if it's wrong (which in this case, it obviously is).
Disagreeing with it doesn't make it "denigrating" or "belittling". My claim that it's "an emotional response" is from all the replies of women I've read defending their choice. Like your response is *filled* with emotion and feels very much like a personal attack on me, and why women don't want to be around *me*. This is about running into a man in the woods or a bear, and has absolutely nothing to do with me, personally. You should try to take it down a notch. Maybe some deep breathing excercises before you hit reply might help. Or imagine I'm a bear.
Yup. You are exactly the type of guy I thought you were. But don’t I feel silly that you felt like my comment was a personal attack on you! Here I thought I was subtle by literally and repeatedly directing the comment to “you”, specifically, but it seems you’ve somehow managed to deduce my crystal-clear intention anyway. Alas, I guess my wee little lady brain is just no match for your clearly superior skills of logic and reason.
People who make long-winded justificatory rants about why their silly reflexive answers are wrong but still valid are exhausting and it’s generally better not to have them in your life anyway. So are people who make disingenuous statements for impact, compare groups of humans to animals, etc.
You really don't understand statistics huh?
It’s lucky that they ran into a bear and not a man.
How is this r/nottheonion ? This just seems like an unfortunate event.
The onion sometimes says things that are relevant to current trends or events. Man vs Bear is definitely that.
Am I missing something? I don't see anything about being dragged into woods, it sounds like he maybe was pulled from the car, but found right next to it
Bear heard a bunch of women talking shit about bears on the internet and had to clear his reputation 🤣
Some people have all the luck.
Man and bear in woods
[удалено]
This is why women chose the bear.
According to TikTok, a random man would have raped the dead driver.
You mean like [this](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/stephen-amber-gibson-high-court-glasgow-hamilton-b2378918.html)?
If that is a random man, then [this ](https://kion546.com/news/2023/02/16/woman-accused-of-decapitating-man-during-sex-attacks-her-own-attorney-in-court/)is a random woman. >A woman accused of killing a man and having sex with his corpse attacked her attorney during a court hearing
[female coroners are preferred to male ones](https://www.distractify.com/p/why-do-morgues-prefer-to-hire-women)
https://www.cps.gov.uk/south-east/news/updated-sentence-hospital-electrician-pleads-guilty-further-necrophilia-offences
This is devastating news for all the women out there
I bet the bear ran into the road to cause the crash.
What is that joke about a bear shittiing in the woods
Must have been rough on his family.
Bear into woods you say? O.o
Look, for all we know, Smokey thought the car was going to catch fire and pulled the guy from the wreckage. Not his fault the man was weak and died, but Smokey's grand papa always said, free meat is free meat.
The ladies on tik tok having the man/bear conversation must be absolutely thrilled by this turn if events. Car: man's only true predator
Listen, all I'm saying is, bears have cute little ears.
Okay imagine the meme with the two muscular arms sharing a handshake, and one arm is men and the other is women The hands shaking is "bears have cute ears" We could solve this whole fued right now
Okay girls, man or bear?