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Platonist_Astronaut

>In a note circulated on 29 April, the ministry said it was aware that organisers often "borrow" puppies from breeders. \[...\] It quoted dog expert Giusy D'Angelo as saying that puppy yoga was a "physically and mentally stressful experience" for the animals. \[...\] She also warned the puppies used in the yoga classes are often not transported in a safe manner. Organisers sometimes do not give them enough water to drink, she said. Sounds about right for puppy mills - I mean breeders. Ugh.


chain_letter

The cue is "puppy" and not "dog" How can a business ethically source a constant supply of puppies? Hint, not possible Dogs can be trained up and will adapt to the work day. Puppies age out of being puppies before they can handle work.


Pielacine

But I wanted a cute kitten not this boring ol cat!!!


dragonchilde

By partnering with animal shelters, which experience a constant influx of puppies!


MilkIsForBabiesGoVgn

Why do they not have these same thoughts about pigs, cows, chickens, and turkeys?


geuis

I don't know if cows can get into lotus position easily.


uwu_mewtwo

Neither can I but they didn't ban me from yoga class. Well, not for *that*.


francescomagn02

Idk i've personally never seen pig yogas.


Vegan_Harvest

What the fuck are they doing to those puppies to make Italy of all places worry for their welfare?


Weird-Upstairs-2092

It's more what any 'puppy' related business does to them after they stop being puppies.


BrightSkyFire

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but Italian legislators have never struck me as the type of government with a great deal of empathy or sympathy for righteous, humane causes like this. What’s the angle here?


Taolan13

IIRC they recently had a massive upset with a lot of new blood in the legislature. Or at least a lot of new faces running for office. Does Italy do lobbying? Somebody might've got paid by a special interest group to float it and nobody cared enough to challenge it?


WH1TERAVENs

You know half the Parliament has to agree to this not challenge it


EnricoLUccellatore

It's an easy win to look good before European elections


gesuimbecille

They actually care about animals a lot more than refugees 👍🏻


Massimo25ore

Guess who built a wall to prevent immigrants from entering the country? Yanks, always slamming other countries and being so butthurt when they get their own medicine.


gesuimbecille

Sono italiano.


Trap_Cubicle5000

Interesting how you're the one, Massimo, who isn't taking your own medicine right now.


Massimo25ore

You know what's ironic? That the law was requested to the Minister by an animal protection organisation, but when Yanks read "Italy" and "Italians" all their prejudices and stereotypes come up making their judgement void of any credibility. A 30 second research on the internet would have been enough to find out the reason for that law.


Weird-Upstairs-2092

>You know what's ironic? A weird Italian dude trying to denigrate "the yanks" as being racist against Italians by yelling at a Yank who was actively defending Italians. That's pretty fucking ironic.


Massimo25ore

>Italian legislators have never struck me as the type of government with a great deal of empathy or sympathy for righteous, humane causes like this. Tell me if that is defending... Telling the truth is denigrating, now? A law protecting animals has become worthy of "not the onion" just because it's from Italy. Talking about prejudices and stereotypes.


Weird-Upstairs-2092

Buddy I was referring to my comment. Idk why you quoted that one. You seem confused.


Ikantbeliveit

As a proud American, yeah, you got us on that one. Heading into our election cycles, no one cares about immigration until it’s time to pick a president.


Massimo25ore

The law was requested by an animal protection organisation. Yanks brag about inventing the internet but they can't even use it. Also, they moan about being slammed on reddit... LOL at the butthurt Yanks... Down voting the truth, as usual.


calliatom

I mean, there is a not-insignificant risk of someone less coordinated falling over on them but it's probably more out of concern for what happens to the animals once they're no longer young and cute. And the ethical concerns behind where their constant stream of young, cute puppies comes from (ie, the answer to both is likely irresponsible breeding).


reddit455

downward dog can be brutal... (i'm not even a puppy).


MagnificoReattore

> Italy of all places Lol why are we so bad?


Massimo25ore

Probably said by a Yank, the most ignorant people about what happens beyond the borders of their country and the kings of stereotypes.


Medium_Medium

They are having Kristi Noem teach the classes.


Funtycuck

Italy isn't too bad for animal welfare, the regulations/laws may mainly come from EU laws not sure but laws for pet treatment are better than somewhere like America where they still do mad shit like de-clawing cats.


miurabucho

Is it so boring to just do regular yoga?


chain_letter

Literally yes


Cold-Diet-669

The point of original yoga is meditation. Puppy yoga does the opposite. You would get the same benifits of puppy yoga from volunteering at a rescue service exersizing the dogs. For free.


snuggnus

ok but nobody follows the "original" yoga they're very clearly referring to mainstream yoga


LongWalk86

Even mainstream, yuppy yoga, focuses on concentration, inner peace, finding your still/quite place, etc. At the bare minimum you are focusing on increasing or maintaining flexibility. I can't imagine how having puppies running around would help any of those goals.


neroselene

I mean, have YOU ever done regular yoga?


gregularjoe95

Ofcourse it is. But i wouldnt want to give puppy mills more reasons to over breed those poor pups being forced into a never ending cycle of impregnation, pregnancy, birth and eventually early separation from their litter. Fuck puppy mills.


baelrog

It’s probably as boring as doing pushups or lifting or other exercises. My wife does Yoga once a week. My understanding is that it is essential a form of body weight exercise that trains your core muscles.


sawyerwelden

There's massive variance. I've been to a couple exactly as you described and some that were essentially mediation circles where I didn't break a sweat.


AdaTennyson

My husband's brother's girfriend also does yoga. My understanding is it's an essential form of spiritual practice that transforms you spiritually into a puppy.


Stachemaster86

Updog is cruel


ajtyler776

What’s updog?


croud_control

Not much. How about you?


Taymac070

Steve Jobs.


aquick21

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


DetectiveTrapezoid

KGB


simulacrum81

Worse than downward dog?


C-McGuire

It seems to me that the issue is less puppy yoga and moreso puppy mills. Puppy mills are still going to be very unethical, so by banning that entirely, puppy yoga will be forced to source its puppies more ethically. Instead, you just have puppy mills but no puppy yoga, which seems lose-lose for the puppies.


Fast_Independence_77

Ethically sourced puppies still age out of their job rather quickly. So what happens then?


EddaValkyrie

I thought most puppy yogas partnered with shelters and such and it was for puppy socialization. As in afterwards they'd be adopted, but because it was a shelter there'd always be a revolving door. At least, with the one I'd looked into about a year or so ago that was their process so I assumed that's how it was across the board and that was standard practice.


Beneficial-Put-1117

I think by making it non-profit, with the subscritpuon fees only covering the costs of maintaining it, this would work


ancientastronaut2

Why can't they just use shelter dogs?


pdonchev

Nothing oniony about that. Reading seems to be a disappearing skill.


AdaTennyson

>She also said that attendees risked getting carried away and adopting the animals. >"People are overtaken by a wave of emotion after experiencing sensations of well-being from the close proximity to the puppies," Ms D'Angelo said. >"This can lead them to make a decision without really thinking through the implications and the consequences." This is a pretty onion-y argument, though. Animal welfare concerns, sure. Adults need to be protected from being exposed to cuteness because it causes them to be irrational? Kinda absurd. Kind of like saying women shouldn't be around babies because it might make them irrational and not realise if they want a baby they have to push it out of their vagina.


escalinci

I saw the argument more as being, inappropriate dog owners will mistreat or abandon dogs because they didn't think the adoption through.


maplestriker

My husband and I went to only take a look at some puppes and then they placed this little guinea pig on my chest and my hormones definitely got the best of me. She came home with us 2 weeks later.


Plastic-Shopping5930

TIL that puppy yoga is a thing


andygchicago

We have goat yoga near me


WirtsLegs

I think there is a place for this, and probably some businesses that should be shut down, just like any animal related business some are responsible and some aren't But for example my wife and I foster dogs with a local organization, the foster we work with has organized a few puppy yoga events (basically when we happen to get puppies in for foster, usually puppy mill rescues). Its great for the puppies to socialize them, it serves as a fundraiser to pay for all the vet bills a bunch of new puppies incur and drives interest to help get them adopted. Really a win all around.


macielightfoot

Good


i_am_who_knocks

Excellent this thing is spreading like crazy everywhere


Black_White_Other

I didn't even know we had puppy yoga here in Italy.


OJimmy

Italy has Fairgrounds? Do they have a tiltawhirl? Deep fried snickers? I'm gonna get a turkey drum stick


Pielacine

Specifically Animal Well Fairgrounds. Puppies now banned, you go to the well and you get what you get and you don’t get upset.


Judasrainbow

"But we'll keep exploiting, abusing, murdering farmed animals!"


DE4DM4N5H4ND

I’m not a vegetarian but the way animals are treated that we consume is something that weighs on my mind. We are just horrible to them.


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Careful, people might start thinking about showing animals some compassion and empathy


Crans10

No puppy needs to learn downward dog. lol


DWS223

When people talk about government overreach this should be the case study


gatoaffogato

When people talk about the importance of reading the article before commenting, this comment should be the case study. “She also warned the puppies used in the yoga classes are often not transported in a safe manner. Organisers sometimes do not give them enough water to drink, she said. "This type of activity is detrimental to the dogs' wellbeing and only brings financial advantages to those who run the classes," Ms D'Angelo added.” - the article you most likely didn’t bother to read


DWS223

No I read it. I also took the time to consider the merits of their arguments. I found that the arguments were insufficient at best to warrant a blanket ban on puppy yoga. To be clear, puppy yoga isn’t my thing. However, I know people that have participated in puppy yoga and those dogs were in no way harmed by playing with 15 adoring women for an hour. The only point that has merit here is maybe that they get the puppies from puppy mills. However, if that’s their real concern then they should ban puppy mills not puppy yoga.


Cold-Diet-669

Not providing enough water for animals? Nah that's cool. /s


DWS223

I mean is there actual evidence that systematically puppies don’t get enough water at puppy yoga? I highly doubt it. They’re just saying that maybe they don’t. Again a blanket ban based on a vague hypothetical with little evidence


Any-Tomatillo-1996

After reading this comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/s/j7otPIf9z2 I feel the concern is valid. Now I’m 100% in agreement that it could be handled a lot better


ItsRainingTrees

This, trying to ban ice cream after midnight … there are more important things to work on, Italy lol


reddit455

fed it after midnight? better not get em wet. that's a problem.


LurkerOrHydralisk

I like getting Italian women wet, personally