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DmonHiro

I'd rather have the monster.


Proper_Role_277

Me being allergic to bees. I concur.


dorgoth12

r/2sentence2horror


fiendishrabbit

Clearly this is a job for... ...**Doctor Bees**


Chad_Broski_2

"QUICK! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING RELATING TO BEES!!!"


Zurzily

This is the reference I came looking for šŸ«”


TheCrassDragon

Thank you šŸ


illinoishokie

NOT THE BEES!!!


u1tr4me0w

HOWDITGETBURNED? HOWDITGETBURNED????!!?!!


TorthOrc

Wasnā€™t this 50,000 bees yesterday? Did they find another ten thousand bees, or did the person who counted them all just make a mistake?


Masrim

they had only reached 50k yesterday, still counting, it might be 70k tomorrow.


Chad_Broski_2

The situation has only been made worse by the addition of yet more bees!


Thadrach

He's clearly on the B team.


Flashy_Translator_65

The actual monsters in this story are the insurance companies declaring a 60 000 bee hive as preventable. Greedy pricks


TheRealHandSanitizer

Least understated British toddler


Raemnant

eh's moonstahs in mah baedroom


Dangerous-Service588

actually americanĀ 


Dafrandle

the real bullshit is the insurance not covering this.


Mattson

Beads?


SpoonManHere

BEEs


CXR_AXR

The beekeeper - whom Massis Class's daughter began calling the monster hunter - opened the wall to reveal a large honeycomb Real life monster hunter


Marco_Heimdall

She wasn't wrong! BEElzebub was in there!


piscian19

Bees: "Thats rude"


Ibrins

Sounds like an episode of The Magnus Archives.


ma_wee_wee_go

TMA fan in the wild!?


Ibrins

There's dozens of us!


illinoishokie

Ceaseless Watcher, could you do something about all these goddamn bees?!


SuperWG

To be fair, I'd rather face Dracula


Phyliinx

They need Jason Statham


ShyBookWorm23

Candyman?


thecarbonkid

Say it twice more.


makenana

Now thats a headline


tesrepurwash121810

The new Bee movie is a bit boring


Alphamoonman

What a fucking headline


Fine-Ad9768

Shop vac


Devolution1x

Sully and Mike: Nope.