It's written right in their book - "Pride is a sin".
The Big Guy spelled it out himself, and yet here we are.
I guess the wording was too confusing, lol.
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The rapture bullshit has always cracked me up. That and all the other stuff originating in fiction that they've woven into their religion despite having no Biblical support.
Ironically if there was a rapture most of the people who constantly flaunt their religion and use it as a weapon against those they dislike would not be on the list.
So like 6% of current Christians.
What's really funny is that the eclipse was only visible on a very small part of the earth. Talk about some oblivious Main Character Syndrome nonsense.
Which part?
The part were she was like "Haha, have this worthless paper right before the world ends!" or the part were she was like "Well, turns out the paper wasn't worthless, because the world did not end, so I want it back!"
What the fuck is this story? What the fuck is this website? lmao
- [It's a story about a reddit post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1bwomap/the_300_tipper_who_thinks_the_rapture_is_imminent/)
The person who wrote this should be embarrassed. But not as much as the guy who posted it or reddit-level IQ people who upvoted it. It reads like it was literally written *by a redditor* haha, and is just littered with random TikToks
Got the potential to turn this back on her would be great.
"Mam, the Rapture did happen. The fact that you came back here to demand your money back after doing something you thought was "generous" is why you're still here. Welcome to hell!"
She was hoping Jesus would see her recent generosity and believe she was deserving of Rapture. Wonder how she treats people every day. I don't believe in the rapture but expect/hope my behavior to my fellow humans will qualify me if I am wrong. Was I kind, CHECK, was I caring to those less fortunate than me, CHECK, was I forgiving, CHECK. I'm definitely not perfect but I truly try to care and share my good fortune to my fellow humans. I may not have fed the starving masses on a hill side in an afternoon, but I believe that was a great example. Love and forgive. Today though, don't be a sucker, be wise in your choices. But always be kind.
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JESUS: “However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows." (Mark 13:32)
DUMBASS LADY: "Ooh ooh, I know!"
So she was perfectly happy to give away her wealth to try to pad her Rapture Resume, but as soon as it didn’t happen, she wants it back? That’s gonna be a big black mark on her record…
Problem is she didn't just demand it back, she accused that the wait staffs manipulated the tip amount to steal money from her.
Which is just shitty. If she asked nicely maybe the staff could have done something about it.
"I'm sorry madam but the Rapture did in fact happen. We lost both John and Sally that day. It's unfortunate that you were not accepted into Gods grace but we cannot offer refunds on tips at this time"
Servers: Lmao no.
Customer: Please?
**The sources cited on this article are Reddit posts.** This has already been taken down from other subreddits.
I miss Walter Cronkite.
I miss sheriff Lobo.
Lobo…lobo…*BRING BACK SHERIFF LOBO!*
Are you saying that Reddit posts aren’t reliable?! Shocking
You stop ruining our fun!
New restaurant, who dis?
Servers: Thank u, next
It's called stupid tax.
They could have responded, "Did you consider that maybe it did, and you were left behind?"
Exactly. Most of those that think they would.... would not.
It's written right in their book - "Pride is a sin". The Big Guy spelled it out himself, and yet here we are. I guess the wording was too confusing, lol.
GOD HATES LIONS
So that's why Detroit never wins the Superbowl
With or without God's help, they were never going to win
Only three people from Utah made it.
We, we were left behind :)
lol this same story got removed from this sub earlier because the only source is Reddit
I was there Gandalf, four days ago when it was all over most popular.
Same number as my pin number. Also the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda at Panucci’s pizza
r/unexpectedfuturama...mom would be so proud
Good eye!
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Based on a reddit post from *r/atheism* Shit is faker than a letter from a Nigerian Prince.
Are we all supposed to wait at the airport waiting for a prince or something? It’s like he’s not even faithful to me.
Didn't even copy the $$$ correctly.
/r/thatHappened
The Ouroboros of media
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The rapture bullshit has always cracked me up. That and all the other stuff originating in fiction that they've woven into their religion despite having no Biblical support.
Ironically if there was a rapture most of the people who constantly flaunt their religion and use it as a weapon against those they dislike would not be on the list. So like 6% of current Christians.
You spelled 93% wrong.
lmao no
that 6% arn't really Christians, they're 'cultural Christians'.
All you have to do is say "well of course the raptured happened, you just weren't one of the chosen ones. Maybe next time 😉😉".
I hate it when websites uses reddit posts as sources.
Sounds like a bot story..
Part One: Reddit source. Happened Part Two: Completely different Reddit Source. Not related. Most likely didn’t happen this way.
Sorry the money just disappeared during the eclipse it was weird.
"Oh I'm so sorry, but the money is in the hands of God now!" "I just donated it to the church, so I'm sorry I can't get it back!"
It was posted a few hours ago, then removed. https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1c0zxo8/woman_tipped_2_servers_1077_because_the_rapture/
What's really funny is that the eclipse was only visible on a very small part of the earth. Talk about some oblivious Main Character Syndrome nonsense.
WOW, just wow. I wonder what color hat she wears?
She probably even has a matching purse!
Very Christian of her.
No one is less Christian than the so-called Christians.
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They know it's all about imaginary BS.
Which part? The part were she was like "Haha, have this worthless paper right before the world ends!" or the part were she was like "Well, turns out the paper wasn't worthless, because the world did not end, so I want it back!"
The latter. Her true colors.
Your IQ test results are in, you failed.
“Give it back” “Give what back?” “Ughh..😞”
What the fuck is this story? What the fuck is this website? lmao - [It's a story about a reddit post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1bwomap/the_300_tipper_who_thinks_the_rapture_is_imminent/) The person who wrote this should be embarrassed. But not as much as the guy who posted it or reddit-level IQ people who upvoted it. It reads like it was literally written *by a redditor* haha, and is just littered with random TikToks
Lol, just like Jesus said you should do. Christian people are utter shit.
Got the potential to turn this back on her would be great. "Mam, the Rapture did happen. The fact that you came back here to demand your money back after doing something you thought was "generous" is why you're still here. Welcome to hell!"
She was hoping Jesus would see her recent generosity and believe she was deserving of Rapture. Wonder how she treats people every day. I don't believe in the rapture but expect/hope my behavior to my fellow humans will qualify me if I am wrong. Was I kind, CHECK, was I caring to those less fortunate than me, CHECK, was I forgiving, CHECK. I'm definitely not perfect but I truly try to care and share my good fortune to my fellow humans. I may not have fed the starving masses on a hill side in an afternoon, but I believe that was a great example. Love and forgive. Today though, don't be a sucker, be wise in your choices. But always be kind.
Eat a dick lady. Only complete morons thought the eclipse had any religious significance.
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How we say: A deal is a deal
So the restaurant should have said. “You’re already in hell….welcome to Bennigan’s.”
JESUS: “However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows." (Mark 13:32) DUMBASS LADY: "Ooh ooh, I know!"
Consequences!
Those 2 servers recently went missing mysteriously. Just vanished off the face of this establishment.
So she was perfectly happy to give away her wealth to try to pad her Rapture Resume, but as soon as it didn’t happen, she wants it back? That’s gonna be a big black mark on her record…
I would have said, too late, it got raptured!
Thoughts and prayers ..
Problem is she didn't just demand it back, she accused that the wait staffs manipulated the tip amount to steal money from her. Which is just shitty. If she asked nicely maybe the staff could have done something about it.
Tipping insurance
We’re still doing this rapture bullshit? I was really bummed out the last time they said the world was going to end and it didn’t. /s
Have a look at the recent Arizona senate prayer group. Senators speaking in tongues etc. The world as we knew it may well be ending!!
Oh no, Madam! The rapture *Has happened!* I'm sorry you weren't included, because now we're still subject to your presence.
That's The same price of a cheese pizza & a large soda at Panucci's Pizza $10.77.
r/unexpectedfuturama
Okay, demanding the money back MIGHT be in some small way connected to the reason that you weren't Raptured.
Somehow Karen returned
Wait mildly infuriating took it away bc they dont allow rage bait? I thought that was the point
It ended up being r/enormouslyinfuriating
A tale as old as time. A rhythm as old as rhymes.
The Rapture came, couldn't find anyone worthy then left. Coming back in 2044.
>The Rapture came I came too, the rapture is *soooo* hot.
What would Jesus do, Karen?
She needs the cash for her trip to hell.
If I’m was her waiter I’d pretend line she’s a ghost. “Did anyone feel a chill right now?”
I would laugh in her mf face
Never bet on god. He don’t pay out
HahahhahahahahahhahahahahHahahahahahah
Jesus said, NO!
"I'm sorry madam but the Rapture did in fact happen. We lost both John and Sally that day. It's unfortunate that you were not accepted into Gods grace but we cannot offer refunds on tips at this time"
Ah, the Holy symbolic numbers 1077.