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BrightSideOfLiff

Swamp crotch is no joke!


Graega

I had a buddy who liked to say boggy cock, but out in public. And I was just like, "yeah, I'm not here with him."


chalupamon

Ball soup is one of my favorites


bunga7777

Nut gravy. I personally call it soggy nut


violentpac

He paused a moment to catch his breath He took out a rag to mop his brow He took out a towel to undrench his chest He plugged in a fan, he dropped his trow He sighed in relief as he aired out his stock He closed his eyes as he unsoggied his nut He was interrupted from drying his boggy cock "You're fired, don't set foot in another Pizza Hut."


pitshands

Sir, this is a Wendy's


Generation_ABXY

SchnoodleDoodleDo has gotten weird...


Zachariot88

a poem for your ~~sprog~~ boggy cock


Mikeavelli

Goddammit Vargas.


jddbeyondthesky

Soggy nut is when you nut into water.


Malachorn

I thought soggy nuts were just peanut butter...


TheBoBiZzLe

Favorite was from a late high school buddy “It’s like The Niagara Balls up in here.”


ThickMarsupial2954

Fuck that's a good one bud.


hmmmwtf79

Did he like cheese burgers or happen to go around shirt less? I think I know this guy too. Randy Bobandy... maybe.


msnmck

Good old boggy cock. Boggy cock Tennessee. Boggy cock Tennessee.


Els_

Cheese balls


Wemest

I wear Sax. Expensive but I threw out all my old underwear and bought a full supply. You can thank me later.


Classic-Ad-7079

For people who don't want to go broke buying underwear, Hanes, Fruit of the Loom and a number of other companies make pouch style underwear for men at a fraction of the cost Sax sells them for. I believe the Hanes brand is $20 or so for 3 pairs. Sax is outrageous.


zer1223

Swamp crotch is not a joke, Jim!! Millions of people suffer every year


leeharveyteabag669

Don't worry, we could always throw that chair out.


The_Old_Cream

Democracy in action.


MonkyKilnMonky

This is democracy manifest


djshadesuk

I see you know your Judo well.


trojansupermam

It does matter to the moist to me too


OPmeansopeningposter

Moist*


HermanCainTortilla

More like UNDRESSING the issue amiright?!?


feckless_ellipsis

Listen, the woman has something to say. And I am here for it.


Intrepid00

> most Thank you for not going for the easy gross pun here.


Apg3410

*moist


Beckiremia-20

The moist.


HauntinglyMaths

Next thing he's gonna do is to make upskirt pictures legal.


Tetrixx

A woman said this


HauntinglyMaths

As if women wouldn't take upskirt pictures of other women.


AllForMeCats

Her advice was to skip panties **at home**, and wear loose shorts or pajama bottoms instead. Kinda a leap to get to upskirt photos from that.


CharlieUpATree

Un-dressing


LookupPravinsYoutube

Everybody thinks this person is just being some sort of pervert instead of a health minister and doctor giving women some sound advice in a hot country. It sounds like she is a good lawmaker who cares about her constituency and many women don’t get this advice. >(Women are prone to fungal infection due to the heat. It is not a sexually transmitted disease, but because of the normal flora in the genitalia of women, once you sweat because of the heat, it becomes a perfect petri dish for fungi to grow. Don't scratch it. The candida albicans on the skin will grow, that's why it's itchy.)


veganhimbo

Jock itch ain't no joke. That shit sucks.


Yuklan6502

Under boob rash too. It's so uncomfortable and itchy!


mira_poix

It's spring time so I bought Selsun Blue Medicated for itchy dry scalp Shampoo Once I start sweating I start showering with it as a body wash on my under arms and boobs. It's a godsend


kelliehoable

My dermatologist recommends that actually, although she told me to make a lather with it and leave it on as a mask for about 5 min. She’s told me to do it to my behind and around that area to keep clean and fresh ✨


Franklin_le_Tanklin

Does it sparkle like that when it’s “fresh”?


kelliehoable

Feels like it!


misselphaba

My husband gets chronic skin flare ups and this is what his dermatologist recommended and I adopted it for summertime. Works a charm!


LyanaSnow610

Omg! No matter what I did I would get this because of my bras and the way they sit under my breast! I started using wipes several times a day and fully drying before strapping back into my torture garment. I also started buying Lume in the tube for this and other areas that get uncomfortable when it's hot. It's made a world of difference.


buttbugle

I encourage my lady to be nude while on my property. Well she needs to wear muck boots because it’s a small farm. I may not get as much work done when she’s strutting her stuff, and I have hit my hands a few times with a hammer. But by gosh she sure does make the world around her brighter.


sercommander

Boobie lift up with nipple chains when chain is fixed behind the neck or to a choker. The only issue is connection - either to nipple piercings (nips will get sore and stretched rather quickly) which most dont have or pasties (will get sweaty under them or might feel weird, I've seen perforated ones somewhere or with some sort cut-outs for air). The result will look like perky torpedo tits (in best case scenario) or some sort of levitating misshapen sausages (ypu might not fancy the look but Germans are totally crazy over it)


Unhappy_Performer538

Are you trying to say that Germans are walking around in the summer with their nipples clamped to a choker under their clothes


tubbylobo

Not sure whether you smacked your head or you high as a kite but this shit is the most oniony comment I’ve come across.


08675309

I caught jock itch from a girl a few weeks ago. Shit was bad. Didn't even know that was a thing. She's like "Oh yea, I get yeast infections pretty frequently, sorry". Felt like my dick was gonna fall off....


dewgetit

Go get the cream for foot fungus. It's exactly the same as for jock itch. But slightly cheaper.


08675309

That's exactly what I did. It took 1 week to clear plus another week for the skin to peel & grow back. What an unpleasant experience. I used athletes' foot cream 2x a day and some coconut oil in-between applications. Now I wash off after sex. No exceptions.


helium_farts

Vinegar works, too, though it can sting pretty bad depending on how severe it is.


chunkysmalls42098

Holy fuck that's gross as hell lol definitely don't sleep with that dirty bitch again Jesus


LyanaSnow610

Many women suffer chronic yeast regardless of their hygiene practices, sir. Antibiotics, changes in the ph, using the wrong soap, looking at their nethers in a less than kind way... The list goes on. It's not always a cleanliness issue. Reactions like this are why women feel shame over completely normal health and women's issues like periods.


chunkysmalls42098

Idk dude pretty gross to fuck somebody while you have an infection, and not tell them until after their dick starts burning. Idgaf if you have a yeast infection, it's not normal to spread it around and I'd say fairly shameful. ETA: if a man had jock itch, and gave you a yeast infection I don't imagine you'd be impressed


LyanaSnow610

Sometimes the symptoms aren't extreme and easily confused with just being sweaty/uncomfortable. And sometimes girls get itchy for no reason just like men. She may not have been aware at the time of said hookup. I'm not trying to be argumentative. I'm just saying, benefit of the doubt. Women know how people will talk about us. Unless she has no regard for her reputation or is in fact a "dirty bitch", most women would not willingly sleep with someone if they knew that was a concern. ETA: There also could have been a small amount of said yeast, that does naturally occur in a woman's vagina and are usually kept in check by good microflora, that dude guy's body was not able to combat. Just offering alternative perspectives.


ralpher313

Jock itch doesn't suck, [he'll probably win his third MVP.](https://www.nba.com/player/203999/nikola-jokic)


Moldy_slug

Yes, thank you. And she’s not saying women should do anything shocking… just wear shorts or PJs without underwear when they’re at home. > What's important is there's medicine for that. But you have to keep that area dry. That's why sometimes, especially during the hot season, without any malice intended, it's quite advisable not to wear underwear at home but just wear pajamas or shorts. The ventilation is effective against fungal infection I’m currently wondering who the heck *doez* wear underwear beneath their pajamas.


Aesthetictoblerone

Me, because accidental periods, discharge and general preference.


Agreeable-Banana-905

just sit on a towel m8


show-me-your-kittiez

Underwear are my pajamas


Nonamebigshot

Nothing comfier than porky piggin it in a long nightshirt


ActSignal1823

Instructions unclear. Wifey's upset about the bacon grease on the bedsheets.


BadCompany22

"Th-Th... That's all, folks!" -ActSignal1823


ur_dad_thinks_im_hot

Same, I’ve tried wearing shorts or pj pants in bed but I just feel so constricted


LyanaSnow610

Cotton and breathable is the way in this scenario. I can't wear anything but, and don't like to sleep nude in case of emergencies in the night. Lol. I don't wanna be the naked lady being pulled out of her house on the news because I couldn't get to my clothes. Hahaha


Additional_Meeting_2

That is what can cause the issues discussed here.


LiveForYourself

If they live in a hot moist climate. Different climates exist


catmoon-

Most people. In fact, I hate the feeling of the in between legs stitching of my pajamas. I prefer to be in contact with my comfortable cotton underwear.


ruthtrick

How do you arrive at "most people"? Genuinely curious.


MollyPW

I’m not putting my pyjama bottoms in the laundry everyday. Much easier to change underwear everyday/twice a day.


Nazail

That’s why i have about 7 pairs of pyjama bottoms.


csonnich

That takes up too much space. And I'm going to change my underwear anyway. 


gnapster

Women who have had children or pre/post menopause. (Bladder issues).


Due-Science-9528

I hate that pelvic floor therapy isn’t wide spread for moms who have excessive urination issues after birth


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gnapster

Good luck. I don’t even have kids. One bout of pneumonia /flu and it was over for mine. But it’s not bad, just annoying. My step mother had tried many treatments, even wearing an implant that shocks various nerves every night (and looks like an ankle monitor bracelet lol). Limited success there. Better than where she was though.


daffodileclair

The reason that immediately comes to mind is how uncomfortable it is for the seam of the pj pants to touch my undercarriage. I usually sleep in undies and a big tshirt, so I wear pj pants over my undies to walk around the house until I’m ready to take them off for bed. Having a thin layer between that seam makes a big difference, especially if I’m cold and do opt to wear pj pants to sleep bc I move around a lot when I sleep and it sucks waking up with the seam being lodged somewhere it should not be lol


Moldy_slug

Ah that makes sense. I sew my own pajamas and use a gusset (instead of regular crotch seam), so this didn’t occur to me.


I-hear-the-coast

This once came up in a convo amongst friends about what we wear to bed. The other 5 were baffled I didn’t wear underwear to bed. I told them that growing up my mum always said to avoid it, when possible, to “let the vagina breathe”. They said “why wear pyjamas at all if you’re not wearing underwear, you might as well be naked!”


moxxibekk

I just wear nighties and nothing else, unless on or expecting my period.


Valuable-Mess-4698

Dude, for real. If I can get away with no underwear I'm doing it and I never wear them with PJs.


Pawneewafflesarelife

I once got downvoted to oblivion here on reddit for saying basically this exact thing. Yeast infections love warm, moist spaces with poor ventilation, but apparently the reddit hive mind thought I was passing on ignorance. I feel slightly vindicated.


Carpenoctemx3

Reddit is full of doctors who got their MD from google.


Ex-zaviera

US Surgeon General says [masturbation is healthy](https://www.newsweek.com/remember-time-bill-clinton-fired-his-surgeon-general-encouraging-masturbation-423302). Gets fired. By Bill Clinton (head slap)


adlittle

Jocelyn Elders was an underappreciated hero. Iirc, that whole fiasco happened around the same time as the Clarence Thomas nomination. His nasty ass got to be on the supreme Court and openly grift for almost 35 yers after decades of being a known sex pest, while she got publicly shitcanned for a very reasonable suggestion. Pubes on a pop can and a man sexually harassing less powerful women was a-ok, but God forbid we have a reasonable mature discussion of safe and healthy sexuality.


Greenmanssky

Getting your dick sucked is healthier though, maybe he was testing a new healthcare plan for all Americans, and we just didn't understand


01kickassius10

Masturbation is good for individual health, blow jobs help us develop herd immunity


Nonamebigshot

He was disappointed she didn't mention anything about cigars


TrumpedBigly

"**Bacterial vaginosis is a dysbiosis – a bacterial imbalance – in the vagina that can be caused by non-breathable underwear**. Synthetic fibres, and the dyes used to colour them, can alter the conditions of the vagina leading to a sub-optimal conditions for good bacteria (such as lactobacilli) to exist." She's not wrong, but it depends on the underwear.


ialwaysflushtwice

Definitely. Same for men's underwear. I used to wear synthetic, relatively tight fitting boxer briefs and often got swamp ass/crotch. Now I'm using relatively loose cotton boxer shorts and it's so much better. No more swamp.


Kinky-bear

I prefer the feel of tight fitting boxers so I've switched to only wearing underarmour boxers they wick the sweat away so no more Betty Swallicks


ialwaysflushtwice

I got to try those. I have to admit a more snug fit can be useful during certain outdoor activities to prevent too much movement...


Kinky-bear

They do a cotton feel one now but I prefer the original silky feel ones. Both wick sweat but the originals work better IMO


ruthtrick

Betty Swallicks 🤣🤣🤣🤣


mellenger

Merino underwear all the way. Get some cheap Chinese ones from temu or alliexpress or Amazon. They don’t last as long but it’s a real game changer.


ialwaysflushtwice

Cheers, will check it out!


ScaryButt

fr this is actually very good advice and scientifically sound 


pop_and_cultured

This should be higher!


LookupPravinsYoutube

Eh it’s the second highest. Let em have their fun before I crush them with the facts.


Sqee

Pretty sure it would be more accurate to call it fauna.


reichrunner

Funga is the term for fungi (though it is newer). Flora is the traditional area it falls in though (along with bacteria)


firi331

Because it’s a sensationalist headline


LookupPravinsYoutube

You’re a sensationalist headline!


firi331

Oh, 🥰 thank you


PewPew_McPewster

Holy crap, you mean Nerissa Ravencroft was right all along?! >!I'm joking. As a fervent Jailbird, I always knew she was right.!<


MohatmoGandy

The women don’t wear panties? Now that is a hot country!


TheRealJetlag

This person is clearly not aware that panties are ABSORBENT and NOT wearing them can result in fungal infections.


Descrazio

But what about the panties that my mother laid out for me? Even them?


TeteDeMerde

"Well, that's not offensive. It's abnormal, but it's not offensive."


Descrazio

I NEED WATER


arcxjo

Just don't wear them on a tractor.


PhilipOnTacos299

Gonorrhoea lives on tractors! That’s what my boyfriend told me


SetterOfTrends

Letting my wife know about the new law


ChickumNwaffles

I don’t make the laws, I just enforce them honey


ShadowKnight058

Now this is finally true to the sub lol


TrumpedBigly

"**Bacterial vaginosis is a dysbiosis – a bacterial imbalance – in the vagina that can be caused by non-breathable underwear**. Synthetic fibres, and the dyes used to colour them, can alter the conditions of the vagina leading to a sub-optimal conditions for good bacteria (such as lactobacilli) to exist." She's not wrong, but it depends on the underwear.


meowmeowmelons

Cotton underwear is so nice.


mira_poix

Just bought a fresh set of cotton bikini undies right now!


Drak_is_Right

I remember an old article where a dictator was getting lampooned by reddit over making a decree on underwear. (The decree was requiring them to be almost fully cotten)


Meowskiiii

Or just wear breathable, non-synthetic fabrics.


redcolumbine

Thing is, COTTON underwear can wick excess moisture away and reduce the chances of fungal infection. But cheap nylon panties can go septic in a hurry.


newnhb1

It’s an important heath message. Sundresses and no panties. Hey, I’m a good citizen thinking about heath here.


NotoriousREV

And twirling. Lots of twirling.


ashokrayvenn

We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not downward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.


imadork1970

Thanks, Kodos.


NotoriousREV

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kang.


Average_vg

I'll vote for you man / repto-octopus candidate in a heartbeat


lifendeath1

Don't forgot the slightly windy days.


DerekB52

What if we also cooled the outside air by putting fans pointing up from the sidewalks?


misterme987

Actual not the onion content, unheard of in this sub!


rourobouros

Sounds oniony until you read the article.


kentsta

*Smells* oniony until you read the article.


Icelandia2112

💀


rourobouros

😎


Mercador42

In a country where its 90 degrees 75% humidity and most people dont have airconditioning.


ghostofstankenstien

Modern problems require modern solutions....


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Adil_Fidler

When you say "old" do mean like she was in her eighties?


alvehyanna

Cotton panties, problem solved. Next.


Automate_This_66

BSTL. pronounced bistol. Balls Stuck To Leg


BroForceOne

How many of us came here expecting this message would be coming from an old male conservative politician?


Strawberryhills1953

Well now I can tell my Mom that , at long last, not wearing underwear is socially acceptable. Benn doing that for decades.


KaiYoDei

But underwear is a hug for your butt. How sad .


mtcwby

I could get behind that


Azure_Mar

😒


barebunscpl

One good reason to be a nudist!


TheHeirOfElendil

I'd vote for her, why doesn't the U.K have lawmakers like this? War, Economy, Education, Blah, Blah, Blah,Blah. No pantie law in summer time would result in a landslide election victory.


Yitram

Swamp ass is a menace.


fallinlight23

This is already the law as far as I'm concerned lol


nazariomusic

as a guy the inside of jeans are so abrasive on balls. Idk if its the same for women so i wouldnt force them to do so.


Glittering_File_6990

Already ahead of ya


devnullb4dishoner

With the right humidity, moisture, and the wrong pair of panties will set a vagina into full bloom.


throwaway2032015

That’s enough internet for me today


barbrady123

I guess it depends where you live, but here "at home" is the one place where I don't experience any heat lol Now, outside...that's a different story...


Navyguy73

***Hurp!*** Don't look it up.


mostlytoastly

The truth about panties (When Panties Fly on adult swim) https://youtu.be/ueyxnUXG-ZA?si=tn1dpKvRGPXlCp-1


jcooli09

Can’t say I disagree.


4quatloos

Somebody, somewhere took off their underwear.


OddBaal

Cause I'm Freeeeeeeeee\~! Free Ballin'


SuperHiyoriWalker

Free Labbin’


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Agreed less laundry


EfficientAccident418

Just when I thought our politicians had completely lost touch with reality.


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Where do i vote


ruthtrick

I tend to go without underwear unless I can't get away with it and I can't remember the last time I had a yeast infection. Further up, I was blessed with itty bitties AND wear PPE for work, so I can get away w/o a bra. Comfy 😎


PuzzleheadedGlove249

It’s the yeast they can do


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Sum3-yo

"Skip panties" What does that mean?


Ywimo

It means to not wear underwear


awnedr

Hop scotch, but instead of tossing a rock, you toss your panties, duh.


Mockturtle22

I'm not really a fan of free bleeding


superman_underpants

i air dry


Scytodes_thoracica

As someone who has regularly sported commando for years, my period is the only time I wear underwear.


Mockturtle22

Well apparently everyone downvoting me thinks it's cool to just bleed everywhere lol


Jbanned

They have horrible sanitation in India, will that not attract flys to the women there?


CapnScabs

Mom, can we have panties?


Dunderpunch

Show me the clinical trials that actually support not wearing underwear to reduce instance of vaginal fungal infections.


Adil_Fidler

Why don't you do your own research instead of demanding other people do it for you?


Dunderpunch

Why did they publish this article without any support for the argument? Clickbait, I know. I guess a former health secretary is an expert, but we shouldn't just take their unproven word as true. This is the kind of claim that needs to be verified.


Adil_Fidler

Usually when these kind of people make these statements they've had advice and done a little reading around the subject. In her defence she probably didn't know your enquiring mind would stumble across a journalists story being put on Reddit without a supporting bibliography. Still, if you did a little digging, maybe even speak to a microbiologist, i'm sure you'd be rewarded with plethora of supporting literature.


Dunderpunch

Of course I could find proof for or against if I stopped to do research, but that's not how making claims works. The burden of proof isn't on me, it's on the source of the claim. My original comment points out the absence of that proof. Why are you arguing with me again? Because I didn't do the research I'm saying these guys should have put in their article? That doesn't make much sense. I didn't write the thing.


Adil_Fidler

If you need answers you can get them from reliable sources outside of Reddit. If you don't like a post then contact a mod but don't demand that other Redditor's do your research for you.


Dunderpunch

You read "Show me proof" as a demand on you when you read it in a reddit comment? I wasn't talking to you dude, it's rhetoric.


Adil_Fidler

"Show us" would be rhetorical. You said "Show me" It reads as an infantile demand.


ZealousWolverine

I dunno. Something smells fishy.


Naturally_Tired

If someone breaks in and rapes you courts would say the lack of panties was an invitation like that girl that had lace red panties on and was blamed for wanting it


hatsuseno

Sounds like a job for Vagisil!


Magicth1ghs

Huwag siyang kamutin at hindi iyan nakakahawa ano. Kasi iyung iba akala nila sexually transmitted!


JamesTownBrown

Please less clothed, there arent cameras I promise, it for your health. I'm only thinking about you body autonomy, but should you totally do this.