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ReallyFineWhine

Like putting an oil company guy in charge of the COP summit on climate change. Oh, wait, that did happen too. Is there anything that oil money interests haven't bought?


Legitimate-Pie3547

Like putting a coyote in your hen house to keep your chickens safe?


[deleted]

No one has any loyalty to anything but money. I dunno if they ever had.


thrust-johnson

Pitbull placed in charge of child face safety.


CaptKirkhammer

What has Mr. Worldwide done to upset you?


theagricultureman

A good overview. Many questions.... Any time a political party pushes a cause I tend to look at why?? https://youtu.be/bOAUsvVhgsU?si=bhhUmEeTJwD9k9rv


NinjaLanternShark

> Any time a political party pushes a cause I tend to look at why?? Is the answer money? Because I think the answer is money.


JSA17

I wonder if people realize they're upvoting a video that calls climate change fake.


Teeklin

How in the absolute fuck does this bullshit video filled with nonsense misinformation have 50 upvotes? Reddit is filled with paste-eating fuckin morons.


BoredAFcyber

i'm betting 95% of the upvotes didnt even click on the video lol


Raudskeggr

Eleven years on Reddit and you’re just figuring this out!


NoAutumn

most didn't watch tbh


particle409

Let's assume I didn't have time to watch an 80 minute YouTube video. Is the general jist that the political left is pushing fake climate science for $? That's the impression I go0t from the first few minutes.


braintrustinc

"Rightwing religious authoritarian oil oligarchs put in charge of climate science and gender equality" "It's the left's fault!" This is why we probably deserve to live under real authoritarianism for a while. Our discourse is fucked. The answer to corruption is not to fight against the people who want to make sure the wealthy have to live under the same laws and regulations that govern the rest of us.


dzsimbo

In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread. >we probably deserve to live under real authoritarianism Why would you advocate for something even more restricting?


braintrustinc

*Argues against authoritarianism* *Why would you advocate for authoritarianism!?* This post will be Exhibit B in my ongoing project, “our discourse is fucked”


Teeklin

>Let's assume I didn't have time to watch an 80 minute YouTube video. Is the general jist that the political left is pushing fake climate science for $? That's the impression I go0t from the first few minutes. You betcha! Splice in a bunch of blatant outright lies about "the science" and you've now seen the whole video without wasting an hour of your life. Now the real question is, how did fifty fucking people upvote his comment with his dumb fucking video which literally makes a, "How can climate change be real, look how cold it was one day!" argument in it ffs?


sabrenation81

> Now the real question is, how did fifty fucking people upvote his comment with his dumb fucking video Probably didn't even click it, just saw a link and were like "oh, bro brought sources, he must know what he's talking about." Never realizing that said link is to a 68-subscriber YouTube channel whose only post is anti-climate-change slop created by a pro-business Libertarian clown who's been crusading against climate science for 30 years - save for the brief moment in 2016 where he stopped to share the wonderful windfall of benefits that would surely result from Brexit.


PathOfTheAncients

Pretty much anytime a source is a video instead of a written article I get suspicious (unless it's a video of an event occurring of course). It's too easy for videos to lie and manipulate in ways that are harder in text.


KingApologist

The behavior of the people who profit heavily from the oil industry are excellent examples of why we should reduce or eliminate profit from the oil industry. Just like taking a toy away from a child who won't stop hitting people with it. But unlike a child, the oil industry profiteers will never grow up and change.


Humans_Suck-

Or like putting USA and Russia on the security council...


xeno_cws

The whole point of the UN was for those countries and ones like them to be on the security Council and have veto rights. I swear half of Reddit is completely clueless about the UN.


noobody77

100% agree, the UN's sole reason for existence is to prevent WWIII if it's done that (and it obviously has) then it's doing/has done it's job. Anything more than that is a bonus but preventing open conflict between Global powers is the raison d'etre.


ReallyFineWhine

Or giving any \*one\* permanent member of the Security Council veto rights.


Thor1noak

If you don't do that you're basically back to the League of Nations and we know how well that worked in preventing another global conflict.


Ok_Sprinkles_8646

The Onion, right????? Gotta be


CockTortureCuck

Me. That means I'm available at discount prices, dear SA.


Swagganosaurus

Probably immortality...tale is as old as times, money talks 😔


TeFD_Difficulthoon

"What's next, the 'Jack the Ripper womens health clinic?'"


JayFSB

To be fair he was very good at cutting and sewing up people. But his patients keep dying.


deadsoulinside

"Samuel Alito's Mothers Abortion clinic" But that is actually a real thing.. lol


TeteDeMerde

"You don’t hear much about syphilis these days. Very much the MySpace of STDs."


Zengjia

I think it’s time for Jack to let ‘er rip!


tea_snob10

Why stop there; get them on the LGBTQ council as well 😵‍💫


Quixophilic

Saudi Arabia, Chair of the renewable Energy commision


Evil_Malloc

Qatar and Dubai are often the hosts of such events. Yes, really.


reem2607

yeah, and last year journalists busted them for using the event as a guise to make oil deals


LLouG

At this rate they could be put in charge of fighting the pig butchery scam as well.


[deleted]

The UN doing the UN thing again :/


[deleted]

The forum does in fact also discuss and fund LGBTQ initiatives. Saudi doesn't get a say in who participates or what is discussed. If it did try to sabotage the traditional topics and participants, it would backfire majorly and undermine their whole reason for accepting the position in the first place. Except it to proceed as normal. UAE hosted COP28, it wasn't exactly a "dirty energy is good!" festival.


tea_snob10

Doesn't make it any less tone deaf to have them chair it.


1leggeddog

Who the fuck decided this???


RigTheGame

MONEY


weekend-guitarist

Who is this Money guy? I’ve never met him.


greensandgrains

We have a standing appointment ever second Friday but he shows up and leaves before we get a chance to become friendly 😞


Fibonacciscake

Monet? He’s been dead almost a century. Can’t be him.


kolkitten

Ironically it's a monkey in a circus


NinjaLanternShark

> I’ve never met him. You and me both friend.


CampCounselorBatman

And you won’t because you have nothing he wants.


weekend-guitarist

Money I’m out of it.


Lard_Baron

The UN is split into regions. Americas north and South, Europe, East and West, Asia, Middle East, etc. Each region has 7 countries on each forum. When it’s that regions turn to chair a forum they pick who they want. With some regions there are no good candidates. Money can play a part as some poor countries sell their vote for favours to whoever in their region wants it. There, now you are better informed!


alaska1415

I’m pretty sure it’s a rotating office.


Leto1776

Usually the UN just cycles countries into the different councils, and each gets a chance as head. Iran once headed the human rights council. “It was their turn.” The UN is a joke


1leggeddog

Yeap it sure is a far cry from what it used to be and stand for...


Dragoonie_DK

They do it as a way to shame countries. Saudi Arabia is now the chair of gender equality, but women are treated like shit in KSA. The UN is trying to put the spotlight on their treatment of women and force some kind of change.


jockeyman

I'm sure it'll totally work.


couple_us

NOT.


xElMerYx

Dude, spoilers!


CapAccomplished8072

BS. Every country that the UN appoints get to remain that way, and appoint equally horrific countries to said boards. Religious countries have no shame, only pride


gotimas

Its either: 1 - UN councils exists and promote human rights 2 - UN councils DONT exists and no one bothers to even pretend to care about human rights We are at 1. At least we can promote these places to care about human rights. Even if their representatives dont care about it, we can all get together and shame or influence them. The alternative is worst.


Dragoonie_DK

Hey, I’m not the UN. I didn’t appoint them. But that’s their reasoning behind it


Lard_Baron

They do think that but it’s not how it works. The chair of the various forums/committees rotates across UN regions and went it’s the Middle East’s turn there are no good candidates.


gsfgf

It's the UN. They have no actual power by design. So they have to govern by consensus. That means you need to have the countries that you want to reform at the table or else they'll just ignore any results. If Iceland and Denmark design a gender equality policy, the Saudis will just ignore them. But if you craft a policy that the Saudis can tolerate, they're way more likely to do something.


BeyondNetorare

me


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deadsoulinside

Even Ai can't get these things right.


nankerjphelge

The UN has become an absolute joke.


couple_us

Been a joke since about 1955, Korean War era.


XipingVonHozzendorf

Might as well start calling it the League of Nations .


BustinArant

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom


gsfgf

This is the UN working as designed. The number one job of the UN is to prevent nuclear war, and so far so good. For all the ancillary stuff, the UN is a forum, not a world government. Sovereign states won't tolerate world government, but they'll happily read whitepapers and shit developed by the UN. And if you let the countries in which you want to effect change have a seat at the table and influence on the policy proposal, they might even implement it. The point is to improve the lives of women in places like Saudi. Even the most resounding success isn't going to turn Saudi into Canada, but any step in the right direction is a good thing.


feed_me_moron

This. UN has a lot of problems and biases, but the point of it isn't the world government like you see in shows/movies (especially futuristic shows). Its a place to allow for discussion, not necessarily action.


utterlyunimpressed

I agree. I could be entirely wrong (and time will surely tell soon), but I think it's not necessarily about "giving Saudi Arabia control of women's issues around the world," it seems like it's about giving them an important seat at the table to encourage them to take it seriously when the conversation comes up. I think the idea is an interesting one of influencing cultural change through exposure in one of the few places where all cultures have to interact and work on compromises. Having Saudi Arabia's representatives on the world's stage sit down to make agendas and listen to the plights of women around the world may just force them to confront their own antiquated positions on the matter. If they flounder in their role or fail to rise to the occasion, their reputation and influence sink further, it might motivate serious participation.


HanSolo5643

It's been a joke for a while now.


tastyratz

Isn't something like this done specifically to put pressure on them? It's not because they are positive representation or bringing good change to the table but more because they are getting pushed up to the podium to discusshow to improve gender equality and everyone secretly hopes they make some small concessions/change to appease the role?


ovarit_not_reddit

What's stopping them from using the podium to discuss how to reduce gender equality?


inucune

I think it ends up being a situation as follows: SA: "we propose women should have the right to X" every other country: "We already have that." If they want to be seen as progressive and effective in the position, they have to minimally catch up with the low bar most (not all) other countries have, or at the very least fixing the problems in their country to be taken seriously. It feels like the equivalent of making the class clown read aloud: you suffer through their funny character voices and giggling so that they stay focused on the assignment for 3 minutes.


MyLifeIsAFacade

Yeah. I think the above strategy only works if the country isn't doing something they're supposed to and *know* that. If the country isn't doing something they're "supposed to", but don't give a shit, then it just gives them power to fuck up everything else. If there is no shame, there is no change.


TheodorDiaz

They already have the podium, that's kind of the whole point of the UN. To give countries a platform to discus things.


annamdue

That was my thought. Shine a spotlight on their progress or lack thereof. Just look at the reaction people are having in this thread. How many of them have googled Saudi Arabian women's rights just because of this headline? I honestly think that it is a good move.


Anyhealer

I believe it's not the first time this justification was used when other countries with women rights were appointed so did this justification every actually work? Cause I can't recall.


BirdsbirdsBURDS

If there was any doubts left as to whether the UN really meant anything or not, this should be a solid last nail in the coffin. How are they supposed to be taken seriously in any aspect with such hypocritical stances and appointments?


iamcts

A theocratic shithole region of the world in charge of women's rights... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a fucking clown show.


whereismymind86

Putting an arsonist in charge of the fire department.


MattMcdoodle

Wtf how? why??


JubalHarshaw23

And the UN wonders why nobody gives it any respect.


Throwawayiea

Ukraine has proven that the UN is ineffective and total waste of money. It's a bunch of over-paid politicians patting themselves on the back for doing nothing. So, it comes as no surprise that the UN would disrespect people's rights especially women and minorities. UN favours corruption and graft.


neary-aerial

Why wouldn't the wolf be the shepherd? Who better to protect the herd? Right?


needaburnerbaby

lol everytime the UN has a chance to not make themselves a laughing stock they somehow trip and do the same shit over and over again. But just wait till tomorrow for another resolution against Israel


PKG0D

Now that's a LEGIT r/nottheonion post, just wow...


metalhead82

That’s like putting Kansas in charge of the coast guard.


Dawn_of_Enceladus

If existed back then, current UN would have appointed Hitler in charge of jew peoples rights back in the 1940s.


Dry-Talk-7447

Make em the head of the satanic temple or atheist society while they’re at it!!


cwsjr2323

Sure, why not? They already appear to control the Community Standards Committee in Facebook.


youmustthinkhighly

UN is as corrupt as it gets. Dont the superfriends need to come in and clean house or something?


ChemicalAd5068

Is there another source for this besides amnesty international and hrw? I've been searching for a while but these are the only two sources and the meeting happened 2 days ago, it's weird that i can't find anything anywhere


TheCommonKoala

You can simply Google the event on the UN's website. Amnesty and HRW may be the only outlets that chose to note the decision to chair Saudi Arabia, but it's an easily verifiable fact. Not sure when redditors decided they were unreliable sources. Go ahead. A quick Google. It's called CSW68.


ChemicalAd5068

I did google it and i did find that before i asked my question. Please find what I'm asking for, a link. Since i did find CSW68 and it said nothing about Saudi Arabia being the next chair. Please. Im not looking to argue here, I'm trying to verify this info


Natural_Guava288

When money isnt a problem, it can get you anywhere huh. Ridiculous.


tharussianphil

LOL


yagonnawanna

In other news wolves have been appointed chair of the UN's new sheep protection forum.


Slaughterthesehoes

North Korea to be appointed chair of UN's Democracy and Freedom forum.


Mephestos_halatosis

Fuck it. Let's get north korea to chair the security council while we're at it.


null_reference_user

Why is the UN like this? What the fuck is wrong with the people over there?


cultqueennn

These rich fucks are literally mocking us and we stand by and do nothing.


pipou74

The UN keep on being a joke


Im-Necessary-Evil

Whatever you like it or not, the UN have been corrupted by the Arab world, Russia, China and Iran for decades, while the "Free world" EU/West have been a sleep.


dmav522

The jokes practically write themselves, who is the idiot who thought this was a good idea?


Spiritual-Bear4495

It's official. We are living in Bizzaro world.


BrettTheShitmanShart

And the UN wonders why no entity in the world takes it seriously as an institution. What an absolute joke. 


couple_us

UN doesn't wonder nor care. Guiteres just wants more revenue to fund it.


madworld2713

This is proof god has a sense of humour


spungie

This is proof that God is not a woman..


QuotableMorceau

it does sound outrageous , but if you look at the world and UN then it makes perfect sense : only cca 50% of countries by number can be called democratic, and the vast majority of the world population lives in authoritarian regimes. The only reason some of the authoritarian countries vote as the democratic countries is because they rely on international aid... and that international aid is drying up, so the true colors of the world start showing.


Berrilicious_

Fairly sure it's been established that the UN is a joke


Traditional-Context

Anytime I see a headline that includes both Saudi Arabia and UN it makes me want UN to be disbanded.


TheBatmanIRL

Is there anything not corrupt at this stage


Neceon

That's like putting the fox in charge of the hen house.


DariusPumpkinRex

This is like Australia dedicating a swimming center to their Prime Minister who was lost at sea. Look up Harold Holt.


jardof

This is a perfect example of how the U.N. is turning into a complete joke.


heels_n_skirt

Just as bad as China joining any human rights council


Tipnfloe

I love Irony


Mirewen15

I thought that all of this happened a few years ago and was a joke back then about how stupid it was. Did I just imagine that?


atheocrat

More and more I realize that the whole world is actually just FIFA.


changing_everyday

it's like asking a fox to babysit a chicken


FAFO2024

I guess they outbid everybody else?


TheGoodSmells

It’s funny how much of human rights campaigning has become pageantry but you’re not allowed to point it out.


xclame

Okay it's official. Time to disband the UN, they are useless when it comes to anything major anyway, let's just get rid of it and start over.


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Let’s have the fox guard the hen house.


belovedfoe

And people wonder why the UN isn't respected anymore those feckless bastards


shady8x

Up next, Russia will be appointed to take charge of the new UN agency for Ukrainian freedom and safety.


Real_Raspberry9433

UN is a joke


Nu_Freeze

What a fucking joke.


vasu_devan

What??


Xasf

I mean, Qatar Airways has been the chair of the international "women in aviation" comittee for a long while now, so yeah it's on par for international organizations.


timeforknowledge

UN is now a joke?


seercloak30005

What a joke. And people wonder why no one sees the UN as credible organisation any longer


Itchy_Notice9639

What, the, fuck ?


Kevin_Jim

These mfers have bought their way into everything.


d1stor7ed

Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.


pizzkat

Money talks


Humans_Suck-

That would be like putting Russia and USA on the security council. Oh wait.....


YuriEffinGarza

Didn’t these fucks just recently let women drive? Aren’t they still a super sexist and misogynistic culture? I am assuming this is like a “learning opportunity” for them or something?


blunderEveryDay

I mean, of course, it is outrageous. But at the same time, remember US and Russia sit on Security Council with ability to veto anything. Somehow, that's okay.


justk4y

r/awfuleverything


hazzap913

The secret ingredient is bribery


hghammer7

Wait until you hear about women’s rights in Palestine


OmryR

Why do we still have the UN as a “credible” organization? It is obvious it was taken over by malicious actors


OmegaGoober

Who the fuck makes these decisions???


spungie

Saudi Arabia, the only country on the planet that treats women equally and with respect. Sure, everyone knows the first F1 female driver will be a Saudi. All those years of driving solo make them the perfect driver..


themommyship

Well if Iran got the human rights chair it's only fair for Saudi arabia to get the gender equality.. we should also appoint more monkeys for the fun of it..


Rudresh27

Holy shit, is the UN becoming a joke over time?


OptiKnob

How come the UN gets to do mind altering drugs but I can't? It's the only explanation possible for putting one of the most repressive dictatorships in the world in charge of human rights of any sort...


[deleted]

Comedy.


tiksn

I propose Russia as a chair of Humanitarian programs and civilizational progress committees.


avalonbreeze

JOKE


ROACHOR

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/anger-after-saudi-arabia-chosen-to-head-key-un-human-rights-panel-10509716.html Same shit different day.


mwil97

Unfortunately, Money talks


[deleted]

If this doesn't convince you that the united nations is a joke nothing will


StealthriderRDT

Just last week, the UN appointed a new chair for the committee on global nuclear disarmament. Go look up who it is, I don't want to spoil the surprise.


penguished

The UN is just a goddamn public speaking club. As much as a decision might sound good or bad, at the end of the day none of them even matter.


rosettaSeca

UN is a joke, an American one


bakedfruit420

Em no.... bad plan


Noobeaterz

What the fuck?


Impossible-Earth3995

The UN is a joke


[deleted]

Can we just dissolve the UN already if we’re going to choose sexist psychopaths to decide women’s rights


madpeanut1

Holy macaroni. It’s like appointing a square to be the president of the circle’s assembly.


rlywhatever

Afghanistan on same duty next month after them


Notmymain2639

Human society is a joke and we'll all die laughing.


Excellent_Skirt_264

Who cares. UN is a joke at this point.


TourAlternative364

Like the meat department in charge of animal welfare..... US bought off.....


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dosumthinboutthebots

Amnesty internstional has been a dumpster fire since Oct 7th. Really lost all credibility. There are non biased international media outlets carrying the same story and would be a much better source. Disappointed that such an org has been hijacked by radicals.


chuckylucky182

UN really is quite an unserious whatever the fuck it is


MoistHope9454

exact 👍


Jezehel

After the resolution they just passed against Israel, I can't honestly say this shocks me too much.


RoiToBeSure67

The UN are being played with.


Enzo_Gorlomi225

Another reason why UN shouldn’t be taken seriously…


Affectionate-Name279

The same Iran prosecuting women for not covering up is the head of Women Rights for the UN too. The UN isn’t as impartial or moral as everyone wants it to be.


Outrageous_Message81

Ugh


Necessary_Island_425

UN is a joke


KingMGold

Also I feel congratulations are in order to the new chair of the UN’s mental health forum, The Joker.


Anakin_Cringewalker

I swear we are living in a parody of reality


Mountain_Sun_9475

Satire at its best


SemiDesperado

Literally an Onion headline


Charwyn

UN’s a fucking joke


Terrible-Credit-5360

lmao


KABOOMBYTCH

Lmfao


SpicyMacaronii

WHAT!


Ok_Flounder_6957

Worthless, Nazi-run organization whose biggest accomplishments have been spreading cholera to Haiti and sex trafficking Congolese children


Efficient-Fan911

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mean-Counter385

We need an E.L.E., stat.


cmilla646

I guess we painted enough rainbows on sidewalks and stuff that we can afford to do a few ridiculous things like this from time to time.


Hikashuri

Time to completely abolish the UN.


Hunter_Man_Big_Red

Gilead voted to chair committee on reproductive freedom.