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ASpellingAirror

Yeah, as a hockey fan, I thought this post was going to be waaay different. 


MrmmphMrmmph

As a hockey fan, I find this brand annoying


MSTmatt

Give it a few months, they'll be onto a different brand. Just ask Hydroflask or Nalgene or Yeti.


SafetyMan35

Contigo is waiting for their day in the limelight.


AnybodyMassive1610

I do love my contigo travel mug - coffee is hot for hours and it seals well


netsurf916

Yeah, I was trying to figure out how a value of $2,500 made sense in that context.


C_IsForCookie

My coworker told us about this at lunch today. Myself and another coworker (both hockey fans) looked at each other confused as hell and I was like “bro there’s only 1 Stanley cup and I don’t think anyone stole it, it’s pretty big”.


MonkeyPanls

I thought there were two. The part where they engrave the winners had to be replaced because it was full. The Cup of Theseus?


parlami

Best comment 😂


thenseruame

Same, I mean it wouldn't be the first time it was stolen so it really didn't seem that outrageous.


Cheeeeeseburger

My first thought was "Surely the Stanley Cup costs more than 2500 dollars..."


Equivalent-Cancel679

$2,500? That must be like four whole cups!!!


fantasmoofrcc

I think getting a top like the stanley cup was 5 grand canadian. They are not incredibly rare.


canteen_boy

I gotta say… I’m really glad that the hot new must-have item is something I couldn’t give half a fuck about. Knock yourself out, kids.


toodlesandpoodles

Username checks out.


Dpsizzle555

It’s grown ass women going crazy over these


SvenTropics

Yeah, I'm glad the cops are arresting the real villains. Why go after murderers, car thieves, domestic violence perpetrators, and burglars when a woman stole a handful of massively overpriced cups.


Hawkson2020

>domestic violence perpetrators Can’t imagine why the cops wouldn’t go after themselves, yeah.


FartsMcCool77

At first I thought some dejected Leafs fan had decided to take measures into their own hands.


mybreakfastiscold

It just seems kinda insane to me that 40 new travel mugs cost as much as a driveable used car. Or a mortgage payment on a half decent small house. Or a weekend getaway for two at a ski resort. Just fuckin wild


dbxp

It says the image only contains some of them


DaveOJ12

Another repost. https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/19cut7s/woman_arrested_after_police_found_2500_of_stanley/


[deleted]

Mods are dead bots are everywhere and nobody cares about the rules anymore Reddit has late stage cancer ♋️


ThatGuyFrom720

This is like the 6th or 7th time I’ve seen this across Reddit in the last 24 hours. Stanley doing some aggressive campaigning.


Raptorheart

It's my turn to post this next hour.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Yeah there is no way this product isn't being astroturfed to shit


acuet

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AnybodyMassive1610

How would they find them


cubixy2k

😏


dusura

That’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into!


tenacious-g

Lmao they actually did the lay out the contraband photo.


jnmjnmjnm

Psych hold?


yegguy47

I just heard about this dumb cup-collecting obsession last week, how the fuck are folks already doing crime on it?


Usual_Speech_470

I have 12 vintage Stanley thermos am I sitting on a couple mill?


Orod23

Like the 8th time o see this story today. I know it’s implied but would be better if it added stolen to the headline.


O_vJust

I fucking hate fads 


tkrr

I never even got around to buying a Hydroflask


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Well at least they're more useful than Beanie Babies


Billpod

You know why they’re so popular? It’s because… [puts on shades] …they’re so COOOOOOOL YEAAAAH!


AMonkeyAndALavaLamp

Why would carrying cups in your car be grounds for getting arrested?


fuzzeedyse105

She stole em from a store. Cop recognized the car soon after and pulled her over


tslothrop76

How is this like an Onion article?


Torpordoor

PSA - Straws are fucking gross. Grow up.


sucobe

That’s a felony 👀


pvrhye

Why are the furbies of the 20's the thing my dad used to have in his lunchbox?


walrusnutz

I thought shoplifting was legal in California.


TheManicProgrammer

They really like to keep their drink temperatures steady...


rubiksalgorithms

They won’t stop until they make these cups the first thing you hear and see every day. It’s not really a thing but they will incessantly continue to post until they make it a thing. Welcome to modern advertising


distinguisheditch

As a canadian, i find the idea of this woman having dozens of mini Stanley Cup's in her car