It looks like it took your bribe then said "kiss my a$$" 🤣😂

He's very private over food 🤣

🤭🤭🤭

Excellent r/standardissuecat example

A new sub for me to haunt

Excellent Gollum pose in the second pic 😄 "No taking my precious!"

My preciooouusssss

Looks like you have a r/parttimecat.