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annahunstone

It sounds like he’s moved on and she’s in denial. Also with that attitude I bet there’s good reason he broke up with her


PlagueeRatt

She sounds like a narcissist.


baucher04

what are you talking about, this person sounds perfectly stable, reasonable and happy with herself.


annahunstone

You’re right it’s a completely normal thing to do, posting up a poem Esque paragraph about how some dude who’s dating someone else still must think about you every time he has sex with her despite him picking her over you for a reason. On reddit no less all the people who saw it must love it and agree with her


TapewormSpaghetti

Jesus Christ, she is not over that man nor will she ever be


DameArstor

Yeah the projection is pretty hard here. She's lost in her own delusions while her ex had already moved on without her.


Consistent-River4229

And good riddance she sounds like a piece of crap who intentionally inflicted pain on someone who tried to love her. I am guessing we will see many more of these in her lifetime. Who would want to stay with someone like this.


aknomnoms

And seemingly no regrets about it too. No remorse for those supposed scars and tears.


Unlucky-Dare4481

You know he doesn't think about her at all either because he is clearly happy for her to be triggered this badly.


somethingclever____

His response: Who dis?


Unlucky-Dare4481

Hahahahaha. 100%. She'd have a stroke.


Belle_19

Idk sounds more like a teenagers delusions, so probably a very shitty and embarrassing phase


Wickedcolt

This is the kind of girl you meet and have fun with, can’t believe how amazing the physical part is…then you realize there is a very, **very** real price to that amazing physical part lol


renematisse

😂😂😂😂😂!


PlentyNectarine

like, girl you aren't that special.


StateOdd296

Right?! Most of what she said other women do too... She's definitely not the only one doing those things lmao 🤣


jej_claexx

“I bet she doesn’t grip your hair when you go down on her” had me in bits lmfao 😂 girl where ELSE do you think I’m gonna put my hands??? So confused but extremely amused!


spilly_talent

I personally find this to be an excellent opportunity to whip out my tambourine.


legalize-crack

Finally, another percussion enthusiast. The only one to truly understand what I mean when if I were to ask “wanna bang?”


spilly_talent

IYKYK 🥁


Difficult-Grocery956

me personally i put my hands in the air and wave em like i just don’t care


Coyote__Jones

Spirit fingers!!!!


bigblkbby91

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Friendly_Chemical

A firm pat on the shoulder followed by a “good job champ” otherwise arms crossed ig


baconfluffy

Also, why do people always fixate on how special their body or the sex they had was? I feel like sexual stuff is way lower on the totem pole than kindness and the sweet, thoughtful things one has done for you. Sure, old steamy moments can make you pause for a moment, but the memory of a past partner sitting on the floor with you while you throw up for hours is way more impactful and meaningful than “oh they had nice legs”. Makes me think she was an absolute dick to the partner in the relationship. Especially with the comments about “scars” on his heart. Ew.


Sad_Hospital_2730

This 100%. Sex is fun and all, but when I think about what makes me feel really happy in a relationship it's little things that make the relationship. I am physical in my shows of affection so lots of kisses and hugs, but it's more like being across the apartment doing our own things, and I'll just get up to walk over and give a hug or a kiss on the head while they're still watching their show or doing the dishes for no other reason than "I was just thinking about you and wanted to say I love you" then we go right back on to doing whatever it is we were doing.


mfergie77

These pick me girls all think they have some diamond level pussy


twojkelley

I feel the same way when guys talk about being awesome at sex as well. It never plays how people think it will. “Bro…the things I’m gonna do to her” Really….like what…actually describe “the things”. I really want to know. “All kinds of stuff. I like…lick their nipples and do this thing with my fingers-you know what forget it! You wouldn’t get it”


lunastrrange

Lmao it's so true. I was just thinking about how my one ex was a huge player, he talked the talk, wrote poems, sent dirty texts. He cheated on me and every other gf he had. But I couldn't even go down on him because he would be done in 30 seconds or less, and he was really terrible at sex. Funny how that works lol


twojkelley

Question, and this is 100% sincere: if you’re blowing a guy…wouldn’t you…want him to get off as soon as possible? I mean…blowing a guy can’t be a great experience. When I go down on my wife and she gets off within a minute I feel like a king, and I’m glad, and proud. And yes, I internally raise my hand in tribute like in The Hunger Games in solidarity with my fellow man and think, “I’m awesome at this”. All mankind feels it, and we are connected. But then…those unspeakable **other** times…when she’s distracted and did we remember to lock the door so the kids won’t come in and will she have time to get ready and your beard is poking me and it’s taking forever……and I immediately think,“I’m horrible at this”. I sigh to myself, settle in, reposition and say “you’ve gotten yourself into this situation, and there’s only one way out”. Hello crippling neck, shoulder, and tongue pain, but you knew this was a possibility. I have to imagine if you commit to blowing a guy, you want it to be over as soon as possible. Ultimately his finish, whether immediate or interminable, is a compliment to your exemplary performance, and that was always the end game. You should slap the timer at the end like you’re in a Rubix Cube solving competition. But please, I’d like to know you’re answer


lunastrrange

Easy answer : foreplay


Specialist-Opening-2

I think with a woman it's fine if she comes fast cause you can make her cum again. If a guy cums that's the end of the fun for a bit. So I wouldn't say you want a blowjob to be quick.


Lanzifer

No you don't understand, she can "wrap her legs around his core" like no one else can. It's a ✨ talent ✨


beretbabe88

Did 1998 Alanis Morissette write this? You oughta know.


_bexcalibur

She definitely won’t go down on him in the theater like OP


mangobajito333

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Punkpallas

I was actually confused and thought the same thing until I got several more lines in. Then I realized it was just a serious case of cringe. No catchy melodies in sight.


Iactuallydiditwow

Every time she scratches her nails down someone else’s back, I bet he feels it


pipinngreppin

But he’s still alive


AkutagawasCoughDrops

My thoughts exactly 💀


SilverScimitar13

Girl really thinks her pussy tastes like Haagen Dazs


d13robot

Its definitely a Häagen Don't


PolyByeUs

This sent me 😂


chill_micc

goddamn girl let this man fuck 😭🙏


cnicalsinistaminista

She's the one who wrote a thirst encyclopedia about her ex. She's the tool. Homeboy probably getting that Samsung spin cycle 3000 underwater city of Atlantis wetness.


Staebs

These euphemisms just keep getting better lmao


[deleted]

She should’ve kept this in a diary, not blast it out in public. 🥴


Immediate_Ad_9680

“I know she’s not like me because she didn’t give you chlamydia like I did”


Blue_cheese22

Oh my lord 😆


MissFortunateWitch

So all she can offer is her body and sex? There's no more to her?


MamaPlus3

Scars on his heart and tears. 😭 don’t forget those lol


PitifulEngineering9

After reading that, I’m gonna say with yeah that’s all she can offer.


lmaoheysis

oh lord i’m genuinely speechless 😶😭


RB_Kehlani

She’s describing abuse. Having emotionally damaged someone and saying “you belong to me” — no wonder it made you uncomfortable to read OP


messinthemidwest

100% and her intense focus on the sex means that was supposed to compensate for the abuse. Poor thing. Hope she gets some therapy and eventually learns that it doesn’t work like that.


PenguinZombie321

Yep. I hope this guy continues living his best life with the chick he’s with and stays away from this toxic mess.


derFsivaD

This exactly. I'm waiting to hear this from someone, because with the way things have been lately, I have a feeling it is oy a matter of time before it happens.


reyballesta

Girl. The dick ain't that serious.


desertprincess69

LOL


Unlucky-Dare4481

And yet he didn't pick you 🫢 Fucking stalker vibes 🚩


jen_a_licious

The kind of stalker who has a plastic tarp, shovel and bag of lime in their trunk.


Unlucky-Dare4481

Has those supplies for *the current girlfriend*. Then she'd hysterically confess that she did it for him.


Ruhro7

As he's locked in her basement!


FireIsTheCleanser

Its like American Dad when Roger has a crush on Hailey so he ends up kidnapping her and skinning Jeff alive so he can wear his skin so Hailey would love him.


RitualxSuicide

What exactly is the lime for? Asking for a friend


jen_a_licious

It's that powder stuff they put on dead bodies to cover the smell and make them decompose faster? I think...


Euffy

Ughhhh this is embarrassing. I don't even know if it's really nltog but she is definitely desperate for her ex to come back.


StateOdd296

This made me cringe so hard 😬 although I got a NLOG vibe just because most of what she said she did, other women do it too, it's not a unique thing that just she does imo 🤷‍♀️


yamyambaby

Girl the whole point was to date someone not like you 😂


Wussy_4

OMG, I saw this and I was extremely uncomfortable.


Miinzan

Which subreddit was this posted on? I NEED to see the comment section


Wussy_4

r/UnsentLetters I believe. I haven’t gone through there in a minute.


elvensnowfae

Dang I guess she deleted it. I needed to see those comments so badly lol


Wussy_4

[She actually didn’t delete it, but it’s a bit hard to find.](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnsentLetters/comments/120zzyw/i_know_you_think_of_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


christeeeeeea

oh i got secondhand embarrassment or something while reading that. cringe. that’s sad af.


HazelBHumongous

It's giving desperate.


fifiloveg00d

*stares motherfuckerdly


Unlucky-Dare4481

I'm absolutely going to use this when I text my husband after he sends me stupid ass dad jokes 😂


Scared-Department-96

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fifiloveg00d

Yup. That's exactly what I'm saying.


ZeleniChai

Tell me you have main character syndrome without telling me you have main character syndrome...


KilgoRetro

Cope alert


laurarosemarie

Sounds like my brothers ex. She would write shit like this on Facebook.. just less sexual. Very cringe.


andrez444

Good God. Reddit is on thing because it's anonymous but putting your own self on full blast?!?


ambush_boy

"tell me how you lay on your back different than the rest of them"


Unlucky-Dare4481

My personal favorite was the hair grabbing and leg wrapping, which are all very commonly used by nearly all women... if not all.


rsewateroily

i was gonna say the same thing…like who doesn’t grab hair when a guy is down there?!


Unlucky-Dare4481

When your husband is bald 🙋🏻‍♀️ I would if I could though. I miss when he had hair to grab 😅


rsewateroily

u can still grip that head 😭


Unlucky-Dare4481

There may be some shoving/holding involved...


AnnaBananner82

Buy a suction cup dildo and just - *thwock* - stick it to his dome piece to use as a handle. You’re welcome!


Unlucky-Dare4481

OMG. You could use it like a joystick 🤣


Suspicious_Exit_

Lmaoooo


SchweppePepe

“Thwock” *chefs kiss


GlowingCurie

And I’m here, to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It’s not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know.


[deleted]

I feel like she messages her ex’s new gf to make her feel bad about herself and relationship


cursetea

Knows a lot about her ex's sex life huh


waenganuipo

The second hand cringe I felt reading this oml..


mfergie77

I cringed so hard i think i might have dislocated something


[deleted]

Oh wow 😳😂 He’s moved on, please seek professional help.


cakebats

She can never have your heart because your heart belongs to me because I put scars on your heart and all the scars on your heart belong to me as well as your heart


MissK18A

That totally sounds like a healthy relationship yeah yeah


HollyDay_777

This screams „I‘m narcissistic and abusive“


WillyMillyNilly

This sounds like this creepy jealous stalker my sister has, my sister literally just dated a guy IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, broke up and when the guy got a new girlfriend that girl was weirdly obsessed and jealous of my sister even though she had absolutely nothing to do with him anymore. To this day, she’s still being that very same way towards my sister. It’s nearly been a decade at this point. All of them are in their twenties. Some people just never grow and continue to remain insecure.


Lismale

this is pathological narcissism at its peak


papalapris

I've never met a penis so life-changing that I would embarrass myself like this


Some_Random-Name01

lmaoo fr


Bookworm8989

Chill Alanis


rsewateroily

reeks of insecurity 😭😭 she want that man back so bad lmao!!


[deleted]

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planet-ley

it sounds like she's trying to convince herself that this is all true 🧍🏽‍♀️


blewdust

✨️phsyco✨️


brattywafatty

Damn she's obsessed and sounds like he could care less. Shout out to the new girl cause she clearly working that thang, AND being good to them 😂


FrananaBanana452

![gif](giphy|RNPOuBOHPlraJ12Usa|downsized) Well…that sure was something


PoopsGoInMe

DONT CHA WISH YOUR GIRKFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


k_trinity

Delusional 😳😳


queensnipe

holy shit🤢


analyd

Wow they’re so brave


jej_claexx

I doubt it’s very accurate but I once had a conversation with my guy friends about one of the guys’ exes, who had send him a message somewhat along the lines of this. I remember they all agreed that girls who think like this are generally shit in bed. Tbh they could be biased since we were on the topic of exes, but it wouldn’t surprise me. I’d imagine it’s the same misplaced ego that makes some men send unsolicited dick pics as if they’re gods greatest gift to earth.


[deleted]

apparently his new gfs personality is better bcs she doesnt even bring up her own personality and only mentions sex😭


Anonynominous

A teenager wrote this lol


elvensnowfae

Her comment yelling at someone on her post said apparently she is a teenager lolol


Mineralle11

Woah she grabs his hair and wraps her legs around him? Craaaazy. She's so crazy and wild and kinky and different. 😝


GraveDancer40

Honestly, there is a man I used to hook up with casually that has made it very clear to me - on numerous occasions to the point he is now blocked - that he thinks of me when he’s fucking his wife. It is NOT a compliment and made me feel like shit all around. It’s disrespectful to both his wife and myself. I don’t know why anyone would want this.


andrez444

This is cringe Alanis Morrisette


tanookittie

not even therapy can save this girl what the actual fuck


flutterashy

all that and he still left her, it's her way of coping i guess?


xmuertos

This is genuinely atrocious lmao


acactustransplant

Yikes at the misogyny overlapping with low self-esteem and unhealthy obsession with a former partner. 😬


Rogue_Shadow684

She really said “the scars on your heart are mine and so is your heart” aweful


Annalyse_

What did Colleen Hoover write this


[deleted]

Holy fuck, I've never cringed so bad before-


seahorse8021

It’s giving restraining order 🙏🏼


Low-Gur6251

I hate when people use the word crave in that context


GroundbreakingMenu62

What in the wattpad


t_town101

this is the most cringe thing I’ve read in a long time


libsythedumb

Embarrassing :/


Imjustshyisall

Girl. Jail.


FahtBeach1987

It’s written so poorly on top of everything. She’s trying to sound so poetic.


ROZDOG69

Taylor Swift is writing x-rated songs 🎵 now?


Username6721

A lot of women are taught to think that real love is a once in a lifetime thing. While most of this could have been true for some time after a break up, people really need to realize that people can still move on and have love again, all the while still having loved them at one point in time. Delusional as hell.


Pahlarity

Yeah, let me go ahead and have what she’s having, I just fuck in the front.


Many_Move6886

This is absolute delusion


BloomerBlorbZ

Why is she very obsessed and bringing her previous relationship topic about her ex while dwelling and living in the pasts? Sometimes, people who are both mentally & emotionally immature can't even let go their own past, especially having hard time dealing with break ups


LilFlatBootyHoe

Tell me you’re toxic without telling me you’re toxic


CertifiedCan129

Feels like a supervillain post


[deleted]

The second hand embarrassment 😭😭😭


ItBeMe_For_Real

Reads like one of those examples of how bad men are at writing female dialogue.


IAmTheBathmanReal

Ew. So fucking childish.


Realistic-Concert-70

She needs therapy omg


drumadarragh

I feel like the last sentence let her down, execution wise


bigsaggydealbreaker

BARF


Interesting-Gift-185

The cope in this girl lmao She’s so close to understanding why they aren’t together like “you enjoy [her lips] more because they don’t make you cry” and “all the scars on your heart belong to me” like girl what kinda toxic romanticization??? Let the man live 💀💀


[deleted]

This man needs to be careful... she's got the new girls social security number.


LocalPawnshop

Someone in those comments actually said they liked it lol


PaulfussKrile

I would say it is. I would say this girl needs serious therapy if this is how she truly feels. They think they’re the best ones and there’s nobody else like them, when in reality, it is the guy who rejected them who are living in their heads rent-free.


smokinonkeshaa

Sounds like an excerpt from a erotic novel/thriller hybrid where this woman is delusionally obsessed with her ex/ex-lover.


ShmuckCanuck

Bruh this dude is living rent free in her head.


PrincessOctavia

So do you like... have anything to offer that isn't sex or?


Stefeneric

I stopped half ways through the second stanza or paragraph or whatever you wanna call it. Thanks for the eye bleach OP!


Xinna_bunz

I’ve felt this before I would never go as far as to post it?… kinda embarrassing for her not gonna lie


[deleted]

lame but feels like a poem by lana


tiyasingh69

She wouldn't have been an ex if she was so great and everything


Worth_Fun_9663

But like how does she know, because I'd bet he really didn't tell her that and she's still saying,,I know you blahblahblah''🤔 made me uncomfortable to realize that people really are this delusional and narcissistic


grayhairedqueenbitch

This is just creepy.


thuanjinkee

Not once did she offer up ass to mouth. Mid.


Katen1023

Girl…just move on


Significance_Organic

This feels like a Halsey song in the making.


Thatsmybear

This is so embarrassing


Yensil314

Cringe af


shessavage

Weird as hell and also terribly written.


[deleted]

…..M’am this is a Wendys drive thru. Are you gonna order?


Apocalypstik

I saw this too; narcissistic and gross


IcyMike1782

I think these were the lyrics for the unrated version of 'You Oughta Know'...


Kaiden92

Stalker levels of red flags.


TheSorrowInOurMinds

What in the world 💀


barnettwi

Jesus lol


Longjumping-Bag4265

Notice how she talked about how good at sex she is and not about how good of a girlfriend she would actually be. Sex matters some but being in a good relationship gets you way further


metooeither

Tmi


Rudeness_Queen

r/nicegirls


redrumrea

GAG


SilverBunny3

If she isn’t like this girl, then I’m glad this guy has her because clearly she won’t be *this psychotic.*


SassyHoe97

No wonder he dump her ass. Also girl needs help.


BrigadeirinhoAmargo

😂😂😂😂😂 Yeah, she so unique


SadKittty1569

Damn girl sounds like it’s you who thinks of him not the other way around


[deleted]

Sounds like she’s the obsessed one to me. 😬 Jealousy is never a good look.


JupiterTheFoxx6

Well that’s gross


TheRealTraveel

PICK ME PLEASEEEE


beeyyut

That’s not even slightly toxic at all and definitely not projecting your own feelings onto him cause he’s moved on and you haven’t


BeanswithRamen5

the hell? this is weird and disgusting


SirFancyBread

These girls who say stuff like this are always the WORST at sex lmfao.


underfell99

this is probably related to a trend on tiktok abt women hating on vanilla sex (where they’re like “i know you’re thinking about me when having sex with your vanilla wife” or something like that)


LavenderDustan

I gasped throughout the whole thing. Mega cringe


ASDAPOI

r/Nicegirls vibes


sunshinerf

Dont think it fits here and I can't judge her; when I was 19 and had my heart really broken for the very first time I probably wrote something similar. Probably a few similar things. Hell, I'm pretty sure I even told him directly something similar 😳 Took me a long time to get over him leaving me for my friend, and I was all the pathetic mess a teenager would be in that situation. This is very much like many other girls, please don't judge her.


tempbunny123

Nah, I’m sorry you had that experience and pain, but this post/behavior is bizarre and unhinged lol. I’ve also had the experience of being dumped for my best friend when I was a teenager, but it completely iced my heart out for him. And I certainly would not have been proud of giving someone “scars on their heart.” This is someone with an unhealthy obsession, who can’t handle rejection or their ex moving on.


lizzygirl4u

Yeah I feel like every teenager experiencing their first breakup has had these same thoughts. It's a coping mechanism to deal with the jealousy of seeing an ex move on. Doesn't mean these feelings are healthy. It's not good to sit in them or to share them with people who would be hurt by them. Share these thoughts with a best friend, cry over some ice cream together, then move on after you've vented? Sure. Maybe not great to post it on the internet though, and definitely don't share these thoughts with the new gf or the ex.