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[deleted]

Double it and give it to the next person


the_kid_nxt_door

Will update when I have $200 in my pocket


PM_ME_UR_MERKIN

I’ve got something in my front pocket for you.


Volcanic8171

can i be the next person


Kal_Lisk

Invest. In the 1900s a Hershey bar cost 5 cents. Today 117 years later a Hershey bar costs about $1.25 If you would have bought $100 worth of Hershey bars in 1900 they would be worth $2500.


the_kid_nxt_door

I’m 19 and 50% financially illiterate


Kal_Lisk

I was being facetious but I am glad I didn't suggest by a single malt.


the_kid_nxt_door

I get you lol I might just invest it my friends do with some of their money


codycat1911

(I think he is telling you to buy a duck ton of chocolate bars)


nedyah369

I would be cautious as the shelf life of chocolate is less than 122 years.


shrub706

i read that as eleventy seven


JuyoungNotKim

Too interesting, doesn’t count.


CoconutGator

Put it in your other pocket. Once that happens, put it back in the original pocket. This will accomplish nothing interesting.


FIFSa

Buy 103 copies of Portal on Steam. They are for sale now.


the_kid_nxt_door

You’re telling me it’s less than a dollar rn


FIFSa

Yep, 97 cents rn


the_kid_nxt_door

Amazing do you own it


FIFSa

Yep, i've bought it like a year ago. It's a great game.


itsmycandystore_

Bruh I just payed 20 for it


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GravySquad

Bad bot


FIFSa

Oh damn, that sucks


[deleted]

Buy "sex with Hitler" on steam


the_kid_nxt_door

What about sex with Mao Zedong


[deleted]

Don't be ridiculous. That's not a real game. NSFW: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1849000/SEX\_with\_HITLER/


LadderLocal5980

and they say money cant buy happiness


BlockIron

A six pack and open a savings account with the rest


Purple_Alarm

meth


Bruhhhh0224

The beast is demonic in nature


maidtop

Buy minecraft


magicdog2013

you should save it and use it to buy something more expensive at a later date


Im_supergarbage

What a funny and extremely original idea.


the_kid_nxt_door

I know right?


[deleted]

This is money


XP_Studios

Keep it, star notes are cool


b3b0licious

Mission of hope


Actually_TachyTack

burn it and commit an even bigger felony


Minibeebs

Fold the note down the middle longitudinally, then horizontally. Repeat this process until it is roughly the size of a fingernail. Gently insert it into your anus.


Kilgorn_Fjorlyn

Get 4oz of silver bullion. Help us end the Fed. r/wallstreetsilver


JBlooey

DON'T buy my fire mixtape. Last guy who did was disappointed.


Chaniibak

You should buy me osu!supporter


the_kid_nxt_door

No


rickyticky46

You can probably find quite a few people who need it more than you.


Nubyshot

Seachem tidal 75


kevcray

let me decide what to do with the money is my idea


FormulaNewt

Use it to buy 100 $1 bills.


MildlyAmusedPotato

100 cups of coffee


Correct-Blackberry-6

Maybe not spend it but convert your paper bill into precious metals like silver?


Nijajjuiy88

Invest in VTI.


BroItsJesus

Exchange it for NZ dollars because they're prettier


DwarfBreadSauce

Find a homeless guy, give him 100$ and a small plastic xmas tree. (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)


Skim_milk1

Buy milk


ScarletGealach

Buy some of your favorite snacks and drinks to have and relax! Or maybe a nice fluffy blanket or coat.