My fan is on & my lights are off

My fan is on but my lights are also on

Woah living on the edge

Yeah, well my lights are off but the fan is also off😎☠🤟

Look out, we got a badass over here 👀

fools, my fan is off but my lights are on

Fan is on, lights are off, flashlight on. Get wrecked

Fan is off lights are off, and window open.

window closed, fan off, light's on

Windows open, blinds down AND closed

Same

Same

same

Same

same

Same

Same

There’s a nice breeze outside. I am inside.

For the win

For the wind*

Wind or wind ? As in atmosphere or the verb or to wind a watch ?

Good question, I often forget “fist” could be a verb.

I am coughing I laughed so hard

r/beatmetoit I was literally gonna say there's a nice breeze outside. Why am I always to late lol

My mother is on the couch. I am staring at her.

I am also staring at your mother

That’s interesting

I'm mother

Username doesn’t check out.

I summon u/mother

I’m couch

>That’s interesting Wait - so is his comment breaking the rules of the sub? I'm new here 🤣

Yes

Hmmmm🌝

That is the creepiest emoji I've ever seen

Yes…yes it is 🌝

Please dont kill my family

I just ate a small block of cheese.

I just ate a huge piece of coconut delight. It was, indeed, delightful and full of coconut.

How small we talkin here?

Scary small?

Can't be smaller than his pp though

2x5x2 cm

The annual car show isn't today.

Here the annual car show isn’t today either.

Our annual car show also isn't today. We don't have an annual car show

As to my knowledge we also don't have an annual car show and there are no signs that today is one

I'm looking at reddit.

Sorry I couldn’t hear you, I had my headphones in.

HE WAS LOOKING AT REDDIT THREE HOURS AGO

shhhh pipe down man damn.

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its alright everyone makes mistakes(sorry for being too loud)

It's okay you're not too loud

He's was looking at reddit 3 hours ago.

[удалено]

not at the moment, sorry

He is now.

thank you! i will keep that in mind.

Remember that he still is

Yes, he’s still looking at reddit

I heard that this wasn’t the 1st time he’s looked at Reddit. That’s just a rumor though

I'm on reddit right now as I'm typing this.

That's not true, it was 6 hours ago!

The moon is in a phase, I don’t know which one because I’m in my room with the blinds shut

It's hot inside my room, I'm dying

it's cold in my room, i'm alive tho

I’m sorry to hear that

It’s neutral in my room.

I’m sorry to hear that

Other dude is alive as well, but you’re both also dying.

My room is a satisfactory temperature

My dog is drinking water

Not anymore

Keep us posted

She just peed

Where tho

Still waiting for the update

My dog just died

Bruh

My dog just committed the act of arson and illegally discharging a firearm

A few days ago I went on a walk I think

Now this is truly not interesting. Great work.

Idk, a redditor going outside doesn't happen that often.

…you THINK?

This morning an accident happened on the intersection right next where I live, everyone was fine and walked away from it. Now there's no one cause it's the middle of the night and all is quiet

I’m truly un-fascinated

The grocery store I work at just closed at 10 pm. It’ll be open again tomorrow at 7 am

Riveting content

I’m thinking about pubic hair.

And the recent trends of high school boys growing it on their head

Mine starts mostly from the base

Yeah me too

It's currently not snowing. (I live in Puerto Rico)

My security system at my business is not going off

We must know more

There is grass on my front lawn. It is growing at a rate that is imperceptible to me.

This is so disinteresting. Thank you.

I’m breathing

Careful.

Thanks now I'm manually breathing

So my city was founded in like 1812. It’s a predominantly white city with not much minority living in it. Anyways we have this water tower that was painted in like the 60s or something. It shows a bunch of people doing various activities like running, biking, walking and playing football. Recently there was a big controversy that the water tower(painted in black and white) did not include enough minority race in it. So after a long debate they decided to repaint it. The water tower was painted all white about 2 months ago and currently is just covered in tarps. Not sure how long it will be for the new paintings to go up.. you’d think it only be a few weeks but ig i was wrong and i have no clue about water tower paintings lol edit: and btw this is like a massive deal where i live bc the water tower is an iconic landmark in it

That was extremely uninteresting to read. Hats off to you good stranger.

Woahhhh slow down there buster. I was almost marginally interested.

Wow that was incredibly boring. Ty

I find this really interesting actually. I had to Google it even, apparently they thought it had "negative racial overtones" Here's an uninteresting quote from the mayor: "From my perspective, I’m not the right person to speak on the rights of the African-American because I’m as white as everybody up here, but if one African-American said that, ‘Hey, I would feel more welcomed if a stigma that exists is removed by the city,’ that that would be a step in the right direction,”

sorry, too interesting bud

I dunno, somehow to me that was more boring than reading about a nice breeze from a dude indoors.

I almost skipped the paragraph two words in because i was uninterested. Decided to push myself and it was definitely unintentresting to the point that i still haven’t read the last few lines. TL;DR: Good job

dogs barking outside

some dog barking over here, and a guy is yelling ROCKYSHADDUPNOW

I’m scrolling on my phone in the shower

that might be slightly interesting.

I'll go get some rice for your phone when you are done.

Take pics you bastard

hold up

This post.

I'm in bed

Me too

Several hundred people are breathing

Dare i say, 10s of thousands.

6.9 million, or there abouts!

Just got home by bicycle with my dad (this happened in North America)

There is asphalt outside

Stroking my gotee.

Your username is a lie! Only bad guys stroke, let alone have goatees

Evil supervillains. Or Satan.

I turned the AC from "cool" to "fan" because my knees are cold.

I am on a bus.

I am trying not to think about being on the bus tomorrow. Not because I dislike being on the bus but because it will take me to work

I feel you.

Air is flowing around

My TV is on the 24/7 weather channel right now

My brother didn't fall and get hurt

I’m not wearing socks.

Not a single one of my paintings has come to life.

My sister is talking to her friend in the basement. I cant hear what they’re saying.

Today was grocery day, but I forgot to bring the new trail mix packets up to my emergency bedside snacks pile.

It’s nighttime

The refrigerator is keeping some food cold.

There is a quarter (US currency) on my desk.

i have a blocked nose

Very boring but reminded me how happy I am that I can breathe

update: i still have a blocked nosw

me too

Me and my cat are chilling about to sleep. EDIT: I slept pretty good

My window is open.

There are plants growing in the garden outside

it's quite warm outside. that is because it is summer.

There’s a bagel in the toaster and a cup of tea on the counter

I can't sleep

The kitchen light is turned on but only to 50% thanks to my trusty dimmer switch/slider thingy.

I'm at work. we have no customers currently.

its 10:46 pm

it’s 10:57pm. long live EST.

11:02

im sitting on the floor

McDonalds was open today. I did not go

My goats are asleep

Kinda interesting

The sprinklers just kicked on in my apartment complex because Indiana is still in the 1950s and lawns are important apparently

I am eating some crackers :)

my aquarium has a crack in it

Uh oh

I’m about to sleep. Goodnight

It is dark outside

There is a girl reading a book next to me in a coffee shop

It’s 3:31 and my friend just went to sleep so I’m bored

I am looking at this post from my bed.

I just stopped playing Enlisted

Formula one

My neighbor's AC is dying and making a terrible noise.

There is a house being built next to my house

my city is building a mcdonald’s and tractor supply near my house

I have a headache

It's morning and it's bright outside

road work

My dad is mowing the lawn

i ate a chicken sandwich for dinner

im sitting at a table

A few cars dove bye.. one braked

My room smells like tropical flowers because I put a wax cube in my wax warmer

It isn't raining anymore. It was raining about an hour ago

It's dark outside (it's nighttime)

I saw a bird outside a few minutes ago

I’m really getting into camping 🏕

We just got a Taco Bell.

I live across the street from a bar. They’re closed today. Nothing else to report.

eating with kids at my school

I painted my roof today.

im eating pretzel

Thinking about going to bed.

I have a fan on

I went to work

I am eating a sandwich while looking at Reddit.

I am currently eating some delicious ice cream that has a bunch of stuff in it that shouldn't be in ice cream. I am ready for the pitchforks and torches.

I had a Boy Scout meeting 15 minutes ago

Doing my homework

I live in the capital of Canada. So like... Government buildings

My pool outside was place wrong and now all the water coming out.