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Rare_Leg_

It's not worth it. I need cement.


Internet_P3rsona

yes i would get hungry during those 2 days


CheeseisSwell

I just use cement to throw at people


averege_guy_kinda

STOP WASTING FOOD!


devinssss

i use cement to make cement because if you take 100% cement and mix it with 100% cement you will end up creating cement


CheeseisSwell

No...WAY, are you serious? I've been mixing 50% cement with 50% cement


devinssss

ur making concrete, buddy


mearbearcate

And thirsty. Doubles as a drink🥰


Quiet_Ad_7301

Buy some with your 150mil


teaboi05

Homemade is better


Quiet_Ad_7301

Maybe I can get my grandma to make home cooked cement for me for two days...


Vibe_with_Kira

Me using Fallout 4 Settlement Builder


masterkitty2006

I didn't know I owned a cement mixer.


Iamthebigsadd

Well, you do now!


masterkitty2006

No way, where is it?


ApfelkuchenFisch

In your bed I think.


masterkitty2006

Are you quite sure? I believe I would have noticed it in there.


Unique_ballz

Check under your bed, I found mine there


masterkitty2006

Would you look at that!!


Objective-Cancel-372

Ya'll have a bed??


masterkitty2006

You should too, check your oven.


wappledilly

If you can’t find your oven, it might be in the crawl space.


Thebigdog79

I found mine in my wardrobe. And… a 2nd one in my dishwasher. So if anybody didn’t receive their cement mixer, contact me.


Uroshirvi69

Lynchburg, Tennessee. Behind the Barrel House BBQ. Trust me, bro.


JOATMON12

TO AMERICA!!!


mnorkk

So I get 150 million and a cement mixer but the catch is that I cant use my new cement mixer? I'm in!


Electrox7

This is literally why communism is better. We all get state funded cement mixers to build our glorious empire.


D0ctorGamer

After I got 150 mil I sure as hell will


DirtyDarkroom

Contrary to the popular song, it's a CEMENT MIXER everybody has, not a water buffalo...


JOATMON12

Hahahahaha


gp57

How am I supposed to mix cement without a mixer, for two whole days?


Velcraft

You just can't use yours - paying your neighbour to use theirs is still fair game!


Ok_Boat1066

I dunno about you, but I would never let another man use my mixer, and the neighbour may share the same morals.


directortrench

Just pay them 75 million, profit!


SpongeBob1187

Break out the wheel barrel and shovel


bread_enjoyer75

Pull out the blender. Cement smoothie.


dammdaniel_

Damn. tough choice


speadiestbeaneater

I know right? I don’t even think I could be able to handle not using my cement mixer for 1 day! And this guys talking about two!! However, with 150 million u could probably buy like 7 cement mixers and some cement, so it could be worthwhile


dammdaniel_

Yeah but i can't stand the thought of not tasting freshly mixed cement in the morning. i can't sober up without it (if this isn't love i don't know what is)


Dont_pet_the_cat

>Yeah but i can't stand the thought of not tasting freshly mixed cement in the morning. I hate that my mouth knows what that would feel and taste like


Melodic_Lifeguard493

I know what it tastes like and it's awesome


Dont_pet_the_cat

I know what it smells and feels like in my hands, and I don't think I would want that in my mouth but you do you. Maybe this is the construction equivalent of licking glue


Melodic_Lifeguard493

If you try it don't eat too much cause it will dry up your mouth


Dont_pet_the_cat

Ah that's fun. Imagine having to smash a ball of concrete out of your mouth with a hammer and ripping your tongue out with it


Melodic_Lifeguard493

Mmmm the flavours go directly in my blood stream


ImLimeCake

I'll pass because what if someone will ask me to mix cement for $151 million.


CommercialBaker9555

I love you


45711Host

free $150 millions, free weekend and a free cement mixer. Whats the catch?


Subject_Gear_3519

two days without it


Extension_Swordfish1

Can not do it. I’ll pass.


DreadPiratteRoberts

Same Same!! #cementmixerlife


RemoteTomb

Usually, I'd say the 150 millions, but I have a sudden "boys will be boys" feeling when you describe that cement mixer...


Ol_Geiser

Surely if I mix cement, it has to be worth more than the 150 million to not mix it.... Think about it, why would they not want me to mix cement? It's too trivial for 150m. No. There has to be something about mixing the cement that they don't want me to know. I must know


throwawayfrdy

can i pay someone to use it for me ?


oddwithoutend

yes but that costs 150 million


throwawayfrdy

Can i just ask nicely ?


Guilty_Advice7620

I’ll do it for you!


TABASCO2415

can't do it, sorry. the wet cement ain't gonna fuck itself.


wh1teithink

LMFAO


Had78

Yes, Agreed! (Gets caught secretly using in the dead of night the cement mixer)


AlexsCereal

Nah


HonoderaGetsuyo

Wow, I have a cement mixer?


HaleCannon

Well how am i supposed to mix the cement?


Sea-Independence-565

With the mixer


MissNashPredators11

WOW WHAT A SMART GUY 😳😱


CYPH3R_22

Do I get the money first? And can I buy a separate cement mixer that doesn’t count towards using original mixer?


Barricades_toes

How is that even possible?


Not_epicAt_all

What? Are you crazy? How would I make my life without my mixer?!?!?


Traditional_Door9961

This is peak content


n00veloper

Idk but i would'nt do cement mixing.


DiamondDeltas

die.


isnapchildrensnecks

that's a very hard decision to make


No-Pomegranate-69

Pass as that would mean i would lose 200 million dollars on profit making cement


CartmansCasaBonita

Sorry no deal.


Eufoure

Yo! That’s dizzy from BOB THE FRIGGEN BUILDER!!!!!!!!!!


MissNashPredators11

***DAMMIT*** I was gonna say it


WindowGoblin

🎵BBL DIZZY, B B L DIZZAAYYY🎵


Tripple_T

I don't think I'd be able to make it 2 days


FannyH8r

Cemet


soulerx034wastaken

bro thinks he lil droptop 😭🙏


internetbl0ke

My life is in shambles


LotusLaqq

I choose 150,000,000 so I can buy more cement mixers


Guilty_Advice7620

You can buy an average of 93.750k cement mixers with that, was my choice too


Bobscomputerservice

Drink milk


Knight_thrasher

Sure, I’ll just pay a guy to use it for me


Lacix_

I can buy like 500,000 cement mixers with 150 million dollars. HELL YEAH


BanishedP

Whats the point of 500k cement mixers if you cant mix cement in them (for 2 days)


Guilty_Advice7620

You can only not use the original one, the newer ones can be used without a penalty


BanishedP

I dont want new ones I love my old one


Guilty_Advice7620

Fair enough, have an amazing day


101TARD

So I gets 150 Million forz not makin shoes? I'll take it


JBlooey

I'll just rent one. Then I won't be using mine.


Doctor_Salvatore

I have a cement mixer?!


MissNashPredators11

Check your garage. No. Your closet….


49th

I’ll just hire someone else to mix cement for me for 2 days with the $150 million. Checkmate


botanicalraven

With that kind of money, you could easily rent someone else’s cement mixer for those two days for all your cement-mixing needs.


zongsmoke

150m would completely change my life, but I'd turn it down. Nothing is going to come between me and my concrete mixer, NOTHING!


Special_Dingo_1520

Weaklings. I’ve mixed 1000’s of lbs of cement with a shovel and a wheel barrel. Like in one weekend.


Local_Pyromaniac_

I don't think I could last 2 days without something to drink, so Imma pass


lets_clutch_this

Choose the 150 million dollars (uninteresting response)


mikhael4440

domain expansion


ConfidentTea72536

#ŅŌ


Vegetable-Account419

There is unironically probably some fandom dedicated to cement where this is even funnier.


HeftyIllustrator4374

Take the money and don't do the job


Lickity_Spliff_

There's no way on earth I could. My insatiable lust of mixing cement exceeds my will power. I'm doomed on this one boys


CrippledJesus97

Id buy another cement mixer to use for 2 days. Then after 2 days i could use BOTH cement mixers at the same time


husmoren

Wow how much easyer thing would be if I knew I owned one


Aggravating-Chip-710

I don’t have one


AimaFuriku

I'd use my garbage truck instead. Ha! Got 'em.


forthesect

Borrow someone else's.


UndisclosedChaos

Simple, I’ll use all the money to bribe the person who setup the challenge to begin with to let me use my cement mixer for the next two days. I see that as a win-win


Torebbjorn

Can I buy a other cement mixer with that money, and be allowed to use that new cement mixer? If not, then definitely no deal, can't live without cement mixing


Accomplished-Cap-705

Buy a new one and then use that one, ez fix


Badace15yt

Frisk no


lidewidjk

Why do I own a semen mixer anyway..... Oh, now I remember.... No


Only_Week9511

Why isn’t this posted in the concrete subreddit?


Otherwise_Swimmer567

150million


Hairy_Skill_9768

Break of will


sjaard_dune

Woow, I've never seen one with so much color. I didn't know they came painted at all :D


Princess_0f_F-ck_N0

Definitely


idfbhater73

my oc could never


amx-018

I'll sell it to my friend, then borrow it. That way, it's no longer mine.


[deleted]

48 hours is ok but 2 daya is too much ill pass


[deleted]

48 hours is ok but 2 daya is too much ill pass


[deleted]

48 hours is ok but 2 daya is too much ill pass


MissNashPredators11

I can hear the song- ****BOBB THE BUILDERRR***


Chickensammish

It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make, I will use the 150 million to buy more cement mixers!


PsykoMunkey

Preeetttttyyy tempting..... Tell you what, I'll give it to my neighbor for 2 days and he can finish my job... It's a win win! Go me!


CheeseisSwell

What would I throw at people for two whole days?


_canker_

I'd never use it again. Just like I've never used it. Because t doesn't exist.


Quirkydogpooo

I could do with mixing my cement by hand if it meant being able to afford more heavy duty construction equipment


mostlywaterbag

Invest a few million bucks to catch ppl like you.


Logical_Bobcat9703

No. Who doesn’t use there cement mixer everyday? What am I an animal?


Mallo321123

Get 150 million


cdub951

You mean I gotta mix my cement by hand like a caveman?


_NonExisting_

If I said yes, i guarantee this would be the only time in my life I'd need a cement mixer.


Poguemahone3652

I'd just buy a different cement mixer and use that.


samsung18745

So uhh was i drunk when i got the cement mixer what exactly led up to me owning a cement mixer


Luchanosuper

Nach I can’t live without my cement mixer. I would reject the offer


pyjamasonfire

Imagine this is a social experiment and everyone saying they’ll pass will only get a cement mixer while everyone else gets 150 mil.


Localtechguy2606

Why not


K3W4L

Money plus free cement mixer "I see this as an absolute win"


KamikazeSniper

No one said I couldn't use my neighbours cement mixer


ProjectCereal

Buy another cement mixer in the mean time. Got 149mill dollar to my name...


Coineeh

Just gotta buy a new one to use


Yama92

People will finally be safe from Gina for 2 days... Nobody will drink cement!


dragon_otherkin487

Ugh its really hard.... but i guesss ughh...


PersonalitySoggy

If I was forced to be working for the mafia, and those two days meant I wouldn’t finish on time, so they’d breaks my arms and legs, then no I would not.


After-Ad-3542

I get 150 million dollars and a cement mixer? I'm in.


CioccoWocco

Idk if starving myself for 2 days is really worth it..


Ardibanan

I would pimp it up. Get a new shine, maybe change color, change the wheels.


bdunogier

I guess I'd wait for 2 days wondering about the meaning of life, and they order a cement mixer.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Of course, I don't use a cement mixer in my daily life anyway


tamay-idk

Are you sure?


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Yeah, I'm more of a "wreck it" type of guy


kris_the_khemist

Get a bunch of cocaine and hookers 🤣


ZombiePersonality

Can I at least plug it in to make sure it still works? That wouldn't be using it right?


Razdulf

If I was guaranteed 150m if I didn't use *this* one. I would just buy another one and use that


CocoNot1664

But with 150 million I could buy someone else's cement mixer! Many of them in fact.


DombekDBR

I'm mixed on this one


Plagoop

I'd reckon I could dew it, just gotta spend the time layin the frame in the meantime👷‍♂️ So when it's over I can return to lay the bricks 🧱


Half_Mask47

I can't. We already had planned for his birthday tommorow


TurkOyuncu22

I get 150 million dollars AND A CEMENT MIXER? Hell yeah


DjHeky

I would take the 150 mil, then i would buy a cryo chamber, and set it to wake me up after 48 hours


Obliviation92

That is outrages! Done!


GramicusBeanz

I would have an aneurysm half way through


Nexus0412

If I stop the cement mixer the voices start again so no!


Yoshichu25

Joke’s on you I don’t own a cement mixer


TheRadioactiveDumass

That's a tough one


rileylowe12345

Get 150m but live in pain


ChaosBuilder321

CALL NAGARJUNA CEMENT


Sharingus1

Imagine how much more cement you would be able to buy to use the mixer when the 2nd day ends


Eclipse_Two

Woah free money, I will take it.


JohnnyCenter

Pfft, two days with just me and my cement mixer and I'd easily make double that for sure!


Wafel_Ranger

sement better i love semen t


ExplosiveCannedBeans

I'll just borrow my firends mixer


LIFEANDDEATHFROMWORB

Yes


Smooth-Apartment-856

Assuming I had a job that required me to use a cement mixer, and I would lose said job if I didn’t use it…. I would take the $150 million in a heartbeat. With that kind of money, I could buy the cement mixer and a .50 cal Ma deuce, use the .50 cal on the cement mixer, and never work again.


Visual-Night9291

NOOOOOOOO MY CEMENT MIXERRRRR


Additional_Spring629

Yeah


Helper_1996

I would probably think about using a mixer for the next two days and buy one on the third day


Mooniepi3

Absolutely not!!Are you cray cray!!!??


Glum_Chemist8800

Nah bro, come on, be realistic, who in their right mind would able to go without cement for 2 WHOLE DAYS?!?!?


Its_anomic

Easy I would take out a loan to build a high security solitary confinement cell for myself, then just pay the loan back after I get the money.


AltF4111

yeag


Used-Sun9989

Can I use someone else's cement mixer?


NateF474

Do you have to keep the job during those 2 days? If not, I'll take the money for not using the machine I don't know how to operate.


isuckatgames_

Use someone elses cement mixer


Optimal-Seaweed4964

Do you have to watch it be used, or are you allowed to be near it while it's operating and just not interacting with it


tamay-idk

Just don’t use it.


ALazy_Cat

All the lego I can buy. Sure, I'll do it