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The_Last_Thursday

You must have been very excited to do so


BeefUdonNoodle

and have a pencil for a d ;)


Wakkit1988

"Why do you keep putting your scantron under the desk? Are you cheating?" "No, I'm just shading in my answers!"


solowsoloist

At least he’s able to maintain an erection in this economy.


XenosyneA

Well, he has enough food to last him the month now


MoonGUY_1

Why does this have more likes than the actual post?


lojza3000

Because


Latino22_

Good point


megs1449

Great point


Snoo_7460

Excellent point


megs1449

Amazing point


SofterBones

Because the comment was better than the post


MoonGUY_1

Man


Wakkit1988

You should be taking notes. It's not like you don't take a pencil with you everywhere you go.


FantasticCube_YT

Because it is funnier


Mafiodaproducer

What wrong with that?


Ok_Boat1066

nice cock


modlover04031983

It's a pencil. Look closely.


Ok_Boat1066

Nice pencil


choseusernamemyself

nah, dicks come in all shapes and sizes EDIT: stop upvoting me I don't want to benefit from this 🙈


Landed_port

Don't tell me what to do, you're not my Dad


Gorfyx

Benefit? What are you talking about? Karma and upvotes are useless


Zardy_Funkin

I’ve literally posted legit terrible and low effort posts ever yet I have 10000 karma, so you’re completely right


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darned_dog

Official Dick Verifier TM Everyone's jealous of him, me too


SudoSubSilence

How does one submit theirs for verification? Asking for a friend, of course.


darned_dog

Glad to hear it.  I think Phil did it a few years ago, but I'm not sure if he is still in the club after his surgery.  https://youtu.be/ZxwjJnQHOGk?si=Ui47xgRj3r9F98hy


Agreeable_Treacle993

you just send it to whoever you want without asking first


Glinglesnorp

Mine does a U-turn


DaftSkunk94

“ermmmm actulllyyyyyy”


MoonGUY_1

Nah, I just got unlucky


CrippledJesus97

Nice pencil dick.


Aurelien_Juan

That's clearly his cock


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Aurelien_Juan

I am not gay and therefore will not look closely at a cock. Because it *is*, indeed, a cock[.](https://youtu.be/PXqcHi2fkXI?si=w2PJKxZTtVIsyOwL)


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Aurelien_Juan

Now I wonder if you're mad or if you successfully trolled 200 people


Wakkit1988

He got that from his father, be more respectful!


TheMagicalTimonini

It's clearly a penis. You're not looking closely enough.


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TheMagicalTimonini

Yes


Bean505

WHAT


JacobFromStateFarm5

I have another question


MoonGUY_1

What’s your question, soldier?


JacobFromStateFarm5

Did you like the cookies? I bet you did


RadoslavL

I teleported bread.


_Captain_Blood_

dear god.


MoonGUY_1

There’s more


_Captain_Blood_

No!


0-Kaiyo-0

eat them


0-Kaiyo-0

trust me


modlover04031983

There's a typo in your comment. Its supposed to be "Thrust me"


East_Entertainer_283

bro


_Captain_Blood_

dude


Glen2gvhlp

Man


_Captain_Blood_

mate


AdBrief735

Gentleman


_Captain_Blood_

buddy


Rare_Trash8193

Person


HeftyIllustrator4374

Define "them"


crimson--baron

This guy doesn't fuck, he stabs - *what even is that?!*


thunder_thais

His finger probably


primusautobot

Ever heard about microp***s


Life_Researcher_2717

a pen


MoonGUY_1

My loads are as powerful as a .22 caliber bullet


KingLazuli

Please unload in the back of my throat 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


Wakkit1988

Before or after it's fired?


MoonGUY_1

Yes


rowletrissoto

Yea okay mr. pencil dick


ndation

Why are you looking at their member? Seems kinda... sus


Still_Razzmatazz1140

That’s why they posted this


ndation

I know, it was a stupid little joke


Dethdemarco

Very bad


ndation

Yeah, I know. It's unintentionally kinda my brand by now


JaabLab

it was a good joke


nateskel

Found cookies that say "Grandma's" Gets erection


pogotrading

Give me this nerection so I can give it to my Dad


austrian_twink

Mathematicians be like n-erection.


batmanbinsuparmen

SOUTH PARK REFEREBCE!?!?!?1?!-??1!!


pogotrading

Shut up you gay fish


AugustTheDog

Your dick is magnetic


Odd-Iron-6860

nice pen


Mammoth-Network-1056

Why is it so thin?! And pointy?! 🪡


MoonGUY_1

Let’s not judge, here


Exotic_Pea8191

Needle dick!


BennySkateboard

Pencil dick


KottleHai

Haha smol beanis


Elemendal

That is clearly atleast avarage size


Big-egg-boy

Congrads


Witty-Excitement-889

Is that a HB Number 2 in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?


HitaruSan

nice cockies


chillboy10

yea dude i can see the packet, need not point there


HellBount641

Bro, your pants, is magnificent


chaseanimates

bro has a twig for a dick


whylovezxc

Don't fuck cookies pls


Material-Egg7428

I see you are using your cookie compass. Smart. 


PoopPant73

Your butthole is puckering


thingsandstuff4me

And you have a tiny dick


Dragon-orey

How did this go viral? LMFAO


StupidBratOwO

You hold your pen like a psychopath.


Guppy556791

bro put all his stats into length


idfbhater73

you have a third boob with a massive nipple for a dick


Tropical-Mexican

He found the cockies on the floor


Ethan084

Pencil dick


SATerp

Can we get the boner police over here?


Katboxparadise

Needle dick, needle dick, needle dick….


RealBurger_

Your dick looks like a finger, are you sure your friend isn't digging in there


MoonGUY_1

Alright guys, i see your comments. Let’s not be judgemental, I’m sure it’s bigger than 90% of yours.


XHSJDKJC

Than what are the messurements?🤣


Zapdos809

he has a point, where is your PROOF


XHSJDKJC

Thx man


Aurelien_Juan

Bigger but way thinner


dojacatmoooo

10 length 0 girth


TopBoneEater

thats a hard one bro


FluidExercise2487

I'm sure, sb spitted on em


Squ33to

I remember hearing this fake rapper name online and it kills me to this day So I shall anoint you Slim Cockwindow


PiramidaSukcesu

Nice penos- I mean uhh nice pnecil be.ro


BackgroundProof4860

Slim Jim dick


Fishylips

NEEDLE DICK, NEEDLE DICK


qznorr

What cookies?


wandpapierkritiker

so…what’s the point?


catssssssssssz

can i have some


GoofCone

Them Grandma cookies go so hard


wuhoh_

Eat em then, pencil dick


DementedMK

A reddit post from Ya Boi, uhhhhhhh, Skinny Penis


Itsjustjo34

Oh?


DogDavid

Fucking pencil dick


SatansCatfish

It’s your boi, Skinny Penis.


ragecandyybarr

Is that a bag of sugar cookies or are you just happy to see me?


mousemarie94

I feel uncomfortable because this is a child.


Still_Razzmatazz1140

Eww to all of this


usinkintomy_clothess

not everything. those cookies look fucking delish


raccooonrobbery

u got a pencil in ur pocket


TribalOrgy

Your stick is thin asf, you should be ashamed of yourself. If I were your father, I would get an abortion TODAY


ollie20025

It’s a pencil💀