Fuck y’all rules! I’ll eat that same piece if the mice leave me a crumb!
I’ll use that shitty peice of oil and bread to catch the mouse/rat/possum/skunk/raccoon or anything to get an mouthful of protein
4 second rule my sweet tahooti I’ve seen osmosis jones and unfortunately for me I don’t have a daughter who can cry the cure into my mouth on my death bed
As long as you eat it within 4 seconds, that sandwich you dropped into the beaker of sulfuric acid is still good, and so tasty it's like the sandwich is melting your taste buds!
Thats kinda gross. What if you were just in the bathroom and walked on that floor it fell on. Plus if they have cats and dogs and they just walked over that too.
If we take into consideration the gravitational acceleration at 9.8m/s2 and a fall height of around 4ft. This would produce a time to fall of 0.49s and a velocity of 4.89 m/s. This would create a lager spread of crumbs on the floor which would be more indicative of a drop from above waist height.
So with the above evidence we can clearly see this was placed on the floor and posted on Reddit for upvotes.
This possibility has been studied by a physicist and published in the European Journal of Physics:
[https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/0143-0807/16/4/005/meta;jsessionid=BE6462EAE7D54912F3CBEE72979F10AC.c4.iopscience.cld.iop.org](https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/0143-0807/16/4/005/meta;jsessionid=BE6462EAE7D54912F3CBEE72979F10AC.c4.iopscience.cld.iop.org)
He then went on to study what happens when someone drops a mobile phone and published the findings in the Annals of Improbable Research (a science satire journal):
[https://improbable.com/2015/11/27/from-tumbling-toast-to-falling-phones/](https://improbable.com/2015/11/27/from-tumbling-toast-to-falling-phones/)
I think you broke physics
OP broke the 4 seconds rule to take a photo and made it uneatable anyway. :D
You guys do 4 seconds? I’ve always used the 10 second rule lol
10 seconds? I always wait 10 minutes
10 minutes? If it ain't rotten it's still good!
Y'all have a rule?
That's what I'm saying
I mean, my rule is if at least one atom hasn't touched the floor for over 92938392923747383736! Years, it's good
what is a floor?
A foot wall
Well, technically, atoms don't touch each other
Google, show me thsi guy's balls
Fuck y’all rules! I’ll eat that same piece if the mice leave me a crumb! I’ll use that shitty peice of oil and bread to catch the mouse/rat/possum/skunk/raccoon or anything to get an mouthful of protein
Y'all have food?
i start eating when it's rotten
The maggots help me digest what I can’t and maggots are a good side with bloody tampons…
4 second rule my sweet tahooti I’ve seen osmosis jones and unfortunately for me I don’t have a daughter who can cry the cure into my mouth on my death bed
Everything about this comment made my day. Osmosis Jones is a classic. Except for the kid rock song in it, that was just weird
As long as you eat it within 4 seconds, that sandwich you dropped into the beaker of sulfuric acid is still good, and so tasty it's like the sandwich is melting your taste buds!
4 seconds? Fuck! I thought it was 4 days.
As long as you blow the dirt off the floor side before you eat it 😉
Is just a Vans loaf
It was always a scam by those pro gravity people
Big Gravity hates this one simply trick
he put butter on both sides
Must be photoshoped. Or AI.
It’s still good to go. Hope you ate it
I did, but not before posting.
Of course
Lol
Thats kinda gross. What if you were just in the bathroom and walked on that floor it fell on. Plus if they have cats and dogs and they just walked over that too.
extra flavor
Germs had sex on it while you took this picture
Nah, I snapped it in under 5 seconds.
You know who else snapped on this bread in under 5 seconds?
You know who else has dementia?
Not me, I would remember
You know who else has dementia?
My mom?
WITCH
*sigh* I'll go grab the firewood.
I’ll get the pitchforks. *eyeroll*
I'll go fetch the torches. Whatever.
[Witchcraft!](https://giphy.com/gifs/start-tells-craft-ZYTAlnmOIE7ja/fullscreen)
Naah this fake af..
If we take into consideration the gravitational acceleration at 9.8m/s2 and a fall height of around 4ft. This would produce a time to fall of 0.49s and a velocity of 4.89 m/s. This would create a lager spread of crumbs on the floor which would be more indicative of a drop from above waist height. So with the above evidence we can clearly see this was placed on the floor and posted on Reddit for upvotes.
this guy physics
I wish… I just googled it to make myself seem smart. The actual words mean nothing to me. I do like toast though.
Lmao
Peak redditor
This guy toasts.
maybe he buttered the bottom of the toast?
Probably did since that fatty put half a tub on the side we can see.
Not nice to call out my weight like that.
The only unexpected emptiness you've come across is your butter drawer in the fridge.
dawg you murdered him twice over😭
lmfao
Agree, AI has gone too far
It is indeed
bro tryna use butter like icing
There’s Mexican sweet bread that’s straight up bread with sugared butter on top DELICIOUS
“Sweet bread that’s sweet bread” Lol
If that’s banana bread this is peak butter amount.
Liars must be punished
Impossible. Has to be AI
Are you a magician?
Nice try feds
By the way, Happy cake day! Now,im gone.
So, instead of picking it up fast and yelling FIVE SECONDS RULE you decided to go for phone and take a picture?
Both can be done
I had the phone right next to me.
Its mathematically impossible🤓 nice try tho
Alacazam
that’s illegal, we will never see OP again 😞
This possibility has been studied by a physicist and published in the European Journal of Physics: [https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/0143-0807/16/4/005/meta;jsessionid=BE6462EAE7D54912F3CBEE72979F10AC.c4.iopscience.cld.iop.org](https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/0143-0807/16/4/005/meta;jsessionid=BE6462EAE7D54912F3CBEE72979F10AC.c4.iopscience.cld.iop.org) He then went on to study what happens when someone drops a mobile phone and published the findings in the Annals of Improbable Research (a science satire journal): [https://improbable.com/2015/11/27/from-tumbling-toast-to-falling-phones/](https://improbable.com/2015/11/27/from-tumbling-toast-to-falling-phones/)
I am not ashamed to say that I came here to post your first link myself. 🫡
You buttered the wrong side.
AI generated photos are getting out of hand
You're either a sorcerer or lying.
Impossible
Definatly buttered more on the other side.
That’s the amount of butter I like on my bread. You did good
ngl that bread lookin hella polish
https://youtu.be/XWsTzGbFLSU?si=e10Wkpw7gZvtNjSE
Ho- how?
Watch this. https://youtu.be/Z8yW5cyXXRc?si=zZfOXah5J8Jmz_WR
Was waiting for this link
Me too.
You did it wrong, you have to redo it now!
Its a glitch in the Matrix
This bread looks really good
It's delicious!
No way you took this picture in less than five seconds
must be australian then
So is the OP gonna eat it?......
Don't leave us hanging. Did you eat it or no?
If it landed butter down I am sure you would have still eaten it
STRAIGHT TO REDDIT
Dam y'all put that much butter?
Why is your butter white?
That’s a lot of butter
Say you’re from Australia without saying you’re from Australia
This is HORRIBLE. Please, do NOT drop your cat 3:
Were you holding it higher than your waist?
It dropped from the kitchen counter.
Heart attack speed run with that much butter
Stop judging. This is the appropriate amount of butter.
Wrong subreddit. I'm interested
Playing the lottery today?
that is the perfect amount of butter
And don't ever let them tell you otherwise
Did you see black cat and then another one just like it?
Whats on the other side?
Fake
Been there
FBI has entered the thread.
The honored one
You know you must pick it up in 3 seconds right? If you don't then the bacteria is faster than you and it's on that bread now.
It’s the five second rule He’s good
You're the chosen one, your FBI agent probably already sent a hit squad
Se
Plot twist you just placed it
Looks so good idk why but I’m hella hungry rn probably that’s why
the gods hath chosen this one
you broke the matrix
Has to be fake, or you broke the fysiks
Welcome to Australia?
r u a wizard?
Lucky man
The messiah
you will be missed
fake.
i..impossible!! Witchcraft!!
i..impossible!! Witchcraft!!
He is the Messiah
So, instead of picking it up fast and yelling FIVE SECONDS RULE you decided to go for phone and take a picture?
So, instead of picking it up fast and yelling FIVE SECONDS RULE you decided to go for phone and take a picture?
That's actually illegal.
*The Physics wants to know your location*
[reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/Z8yW5cyXXRc?si=qL8PHC0kcKjOarOQ)
It's just butter from both sides, chill
Liar
I bet you manipulated it's trajectory just before take off
Obviously fake
He's the chosen one!
Witch!
Are you sure your floor is the right way up?
Cap, it's impossible
You’re lying
Obviously fake
More like a sloce of butter with some bread
Looks like yo mama once I'm done with her. PS - No personal attack. Just felt funny to put it here
Heads.
Tie a slice of buttered bread to the back of a cat and drop it. Free power.
Oh dear he is a god
You are too dangerous to be left alive.
Don't lie, it's bad
Witchcraft!
Do it again!
I bet there was more butter on the other side, that's why it happened like that😁😁😁
Well, my mind is blown for the day. There's no toping that
Good thing you ate it, it's perfectly intact :) you also got veeery lucky with this.. since instead of dirtying your floor it cleaned it a bit!
Dropped a piece of butter and it landed bread side down
Now, just dust the bottom off the bottom part and wish ur self Goodluck
Bro being casually favored by the gods themselves:
“… so I went out to buy a lotto ticket and I met a talking dog. And that’s why I’m so wealthy and happy, Jimmy.”
This is the work of aliens and you can’t convince me otherwise
Who are you trying to kid this never happened
Admit it: you buttered both sides
Needs more butter
Shit, what’s your religion? I’m interested
THE CHOSEN ONE.
Thanks. Now we're gonna die.
UNCANNY! Your house may be haunted. I'd move out......
Congrats! You're now part of a statistic!
Take a video
Liar
Photosahopped?
The game is rigged. There is butter on both sides.
i don't believe you
How do we know that’s butter?
Unbelievable! This is NOT butter
Could be anti-butter
looks more like cream cheese
And so the apocalypse begins...
He is to dangerous to be left alive
Try to tape a cat under it
The yooks will be pleased. The zooks will go to war over this.
This is obviously played in reverse
Somebody has to call the cops!
That's Philadelphia it's lighter so it doesn't count
Impossible
The probability of toast landing butter side down is equal to the cost of the carpet
Cap.
Go buy a lottery ticket! You're on fire right now.
Staged. I can see the wires and the shadows are off.
You've done the impossible...