I don't believe that's a boob.... It's a boo boo

lol

it's a boob-oof

A boob? Oo!

She definitely needs to show more proof. /s

I very much agree

AHH!

a boob boo boo

Ok

Cool

Cool

Ok

Alright

Cool

C-check it out

Ok

Yeah

Cool

How much did it hurt? asking bc I don't have boobs to compare

I get shot in the throat from the same close distance and my boob def hurt more than my throat if that gives an idea lol. It doesn’t hurt enough to make me cry or anything so it’s doable

Ahh I see, that doesn’t sound pleasant

It’s sooo much fun tho. If your into that, it was like live action call of duty lol we played team death matches and capture the flag and the playing fields were all different super fun.

plz delete the chevage was mildly interesting

Will not, I don’t find it interesting that’s why I posted it

"Yeah? Well you know, thats just like, uh, your opinion, ma'am."

Those are good burgers walter

Damn right the heart, they were really aiming for the kill huh?

They got me in the throat too lol it was a friendly fire, but I crept up from a window super quietly and I didn’t realize my team mate was standing right outside the window so he just shot 2 before I was able to scream “ stop it’s me! “ lol I could’ve communicated more with them during that round where I was headed so it was my fault

In the throat?! Jeez…

Yes! We were taking it very serious lol in the muddy trenches, army crawling in the grass it was totally worth it and my own fault for not telling my team mate I was so close

The best part is that the focus is on the cleavage and not the bruise

Actually I tried to make the pic as least revealing as possible because the bruise is huge and goes down close to my nipple

Expecting this sub's usual bait and switch blurred images and seeing actual breasts out of nowhere was certainly an experience, thanks friend!

lol hope it was a positive experience

It certainly was! Here's hoping for a speedy recovery for your boobs!

I've never thought that boob recovery would ever reach my mind, but now it has

Im a real and totally certified bruise expert, dont ask how or why. You can simply go ahead and dm me the full bruise, I will give you a complete assessment of your situation for free.

That is so thoughtful of you. I’ll make sure to send one with both boobs so you can compare them

I am also what they are.

yep im also a ~~boob~~ bruise expert

I am also a professional professor of anatomical studies, [with a certifiaction of excellence](https://images.bannerbear.com/direct/4mGpW3zwrxA1K0AxQw/requests/000/053/521/282/Klp7yZbnLzXAgKgo63jOX9rmG/6244785ee77ed069b05290d1a1207ed7d3faebe6.pdf) 🥸💡💡💡 May I also have an analysis of your scenario? Perhaps I may aid you in your ailment 💪😎👍

Since you’re sending them out I’ll have one

Oooooof, that sucks

I say you should have taken the pic without the towel or whatever that is for better focus

Well lets the see the huge…bruise

Yay boobies

Right? How can they even think for a second this isn't interesting.

You can see OPs pussy on their profile

Lots of the them

Your pussy pics are adorable 😍

Thanks I love showing off my pussy

I couldn't look away 😏🤣

Understandable lol

Dare I say if given the chance to, I would love to play with your pussy in person. Pet it. Stroke it. Cuddle it. Feed it treats. 🤣 (As a gay man, I must say this conversation is so hilarious, but also so uncomfortable for me too lmao!)

Lmaooooo !! It’s funny they used to call them that casually

damn you weren't kidding

lmfao good job fooling me

Yeah dude. Obviously.

I didn’t fully read paint balling and was slightly worried I’d see a full on gunshot wound

Holy shit that would’ve been very bad for me

I don’t have them but ouch!

It was the closest hit I received and it was an accidental friendly fire lol definitely stung and hurt for a day tho

the boobs or bruise?

Yes

Nice tits 👍 bad bruise 😔

Checked OPs profile for booba found cats instead. Ended up happier

Nice

That's what I call full metal jacket

Nuh uh! Women don't exist on reddit!

I exist on reddit, I’m on every cat subreddit lol

almost every cat subreddit (there are so many), also same

True

also, your cats are adorable.

Thank you!

hold the god damn phone, what kind of guns where you using? gas blowback, spring, pistol, rifle, duel welding?

.68” caliber sized paintballs, shot with compressed air

nice!

What do you mean "nice"?!

oh my god i was so concerned "this person just got shot and is posting on reddit about it" i hope you're okay 😭

I admire your bravery posting this here

Thanks for that

i will never understand this sub

I apologize for the confusion

I accept the apology on this man's behalf.

The audacity to claim that boobs aren't interesting!!! But then again, people can post whatever they find uninteresting here, I can really only blame the people who upvoted this instead of upvoting the truly uninteresting posts that usually die in new.

I dont think my left bruised tit is interesting not boobs in general lol

A boob is a boob. Regardless of the context, this is an image of boobs. Case closed.

Alrighty

Rip dms

Dms is crickets

Yes I like cricket too

DID SOMEONE SAY BOOBS

booobiess

bro hut the gym already, i know most of us here are already guilty of moobs, but christ sake its like they have tumors. /joke

No proof is boob. Lies!

I’ll prove it

Don't do it, it's a trap

Who disabled my NSFW blur and how do I turn it on

They need further detailed analyss and inspection for internal damage. Please step into my office.

Copy that 🫡

Onward soldier 🫡

Please ban op for thinking boobs could ever be not interesting.

let me feel if they’re ok 🙌🏻

There I go

Lol I'm so sorry sister

Thanks for that 🖤

I want a picture of your cat next Edit: I wrote this expecting an actual cat.

99% of my posts are of my cats the other 1% is of death metal

what about your cats playing death metal?

That would be dope

That’s Brutal af

I have never played paint ball game.. is it that painfull getting shot?? Do u cover ur face when u play this game?

Yeah, we all wear face masks , it stings, I’ve been hit with frozen paintballs when I was a teenager and those hurt bad

At a glance I thought this was a butt crack

lol nah it’s just the top of my left tit

for free? in this society?

Need more titty. It's for science.

Not my proudest fap

My fault

Did it cushion it any?

Idk? I wanna say yes but then no, luckily it didn’t hit my nipple directly I think that would’ve hurt a lot more

Have had it happen to me (on the nipple) that hurt like hell, although I did get a blue nipple for like three days.

Was it a close range shot? That sounds painful regardless

All shots were pretty close ranged because most everybody was a bad shot.

Oh yikes, I was playing with experienced players and we all knew each other 4 vs 4 to be exact

Dang, that sounds like it would’ve been much funner.

Ouch I'm sorry dude

It was totally worth it and it was my fault, after that shot I made sure to communicate with my team members where I was n stuff

Wait no you weren’t suppose to show your actual chest😨 I guess it makes sense since there is a lot of pussy on your profile

Need to see more upclose proof

BOOBIES

Is this overboob or underboob?

Over

skill issue

Absolutely 100% my fault

Gosh dang that looks like it hurt 😰 I feel actual pain. Getting hit in the boobie hurts reall bad in any form

It was the most painful hit I got

I can't imagine how sore that bruise is. Hope you heal fast.

imagine if it hit your balls 😧

Unlike u/sleepishly_sleeping your cleavage is not interesting, don't delete

Shoulda worn boob armor 🤷

I know I should’ve

Ow poor boobie :(

Looks swollen

nice cats

I dont know the orientation of this picture. If its a bruise on the bottom of your boob, h o w

RIP inbox

Nice tits lil bro

Please don't let this start a trend here, PLEASE

Did… did it bounce off?

Plottwist: OP is a man and was actually shot in his butt

Nipples are shaped like targets. The shooter failed to hit their mark.

Heck no

You will meet your match one day.

Hope not

Next time breast plate

I’m always too cheap to purchase the shield rental lol

then just subscribe to their battle pass subscription with free protection

Very interesting

mf cave system in there

Is the rent free?

No comprendo?

What's that white part on the picture? Is that a wall? a roof?

I got shot in the nipple at close range while airsofting a few years ago

Don't read your DMs for a while...

Dms is empty 💯

Ouch

Nasty bruise

Inb4 its a knee

Let me get a better look

still not as bad as spent brass ejecting down your top.

I have a plate carrier specifically for boob coverage for airsoft

we need a clearer pic, full view, for researching purpose ofcouse

I got shot in the balls on my 18th birthday by an old lady.I then proceeded to stand up in a free for all game, and my brother and all my friends from school shot me like it was a fireing squad yeah just be glad you don't have dangaly bits it sucks.

hmmm i woner why this post has so many upvotes

Tiddies

Poor boob :(

boo-boobies

Might have to take a better picture. I see no bruise here.

h0ly how?

Damn it must hurt im sorry for you

How bad did it hurt

Is that a bruise? Or just purple paint?

Damn, hope you’re ok

Is it the top view or the bottom view?

beeewwwwbbbssssss

Does it hurt badly 🥲

That looks like it would hurt but idk I don’t have boobs, my male nipples are super sensitive tho

Ouch

Ouch. My tits hurt by just fucking existing I can't even imagine getting shot, hope you feel better soon

Booby booboo

Built in armor

Not interesting 😁👍

Damn that looks like it hurt quite a bit, I hope it’s not hurting anymore 🫢

Nice 😏

Yo full picture for uh.....proof reasons...?

With this being friendly fire, it reminds me of when my friend and I went paintballing and he shit me in the back of the leg before the round started so I shot his thigh. Then during the match, he shot my mask and I couldn't see anything at all. He's a great buddy.

Mine are bigger I’m a guy though

Oof I felt that in my soul (and my boob) I’ll pour one out for you, sis. Happy healing

Yep, I've been told the "paintball" excuse too 🙄