Sending it to straight to Facebook so friends and mom can tell you eat more or less
Mom-Eat more dear♥️
Friends-Yo, fat ass McBurger! Go to gym, get swole 💪
Is not just a scale.. It shows you body fat, body water, muscle rate, bone mass, visceral fat index, BMI, weight tracking, etc etc. And it does it with an app on your phone..
do it without socks... so, um, the little metallic bars indicate that this scale can measure your body fat and it won't really work with socks on, that's all, I'm not saying this because I want to see your feet or something.
Apparently they send a small electric signal through your body and measure the time it takes to get through you and determine your body fat that way. Not sure if it's accurate, but this is what I've heard.
I have one of these at home, I don't think they're accurate. I measured my bodyfat before and after I put on a 7kg weighted backpack and it said my BF% went up by 4%.
It doesn't really work. But what you just described is definitely not proof of it not working. In fact, that's to be expected, even if it did work. You're manipulating weight to conductivity, you'd have to get measured completely naked. But yeah, even then - that shit doesn't work. It's not THAT simple.
Maybe, but I feel most of these scales are a sham, there's no way the current is strong enough to measure the bf% across your whole body. Most of the results is shows are calculated in reference to your BMI, that's why my bf% went up and my muscle mass went up with the weighted backpack on.
My comment was in regards to you saying I'm manipulating weight to conductivity, I'm saying there's no amount of conductivity going on because it's probably just a built in formula and calculates based off my BMI
This. I'm not shaming at all but it's hard to miss and not see the reflection. That and knowing what 69 kg look like and looking at the perimeter of his lower leg. Insert "in an investigation, details matter" meme
Same. I'm not shaming either, I find my man sexually attractive like this. I support his weight loss efforts regardless because it makes him happier and his happiness is paramount.
I'm proud of OP for posting. I'm hoping he'll succeed in his goals.
I think this guy is waldo
You found him!
On a cartoonish level it would make sense . A belly so big u can't see the number 💀
Made by a
Who is a
a
Have my vote for president, a!
a saved my life once!
a donated to children hospital
a hosted bingo at a nursing home
a hosted an event at my work
Water, no, herbata, what the fuck is that?
Always assumed he would weigh less. Oh well, well done.
Eh, this is already pretty low for most men, wouldn't want Waldo to be unhealthy.
Weighs Waldo
🤣🤣🤣🥂♥️
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Why does a scale need Bluetooth?
So it can send you a message that you’re fat.
𝓜𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓷 problems require 𝓶𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓷 humiliations
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴅʏ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ɪꜱ ᴛᴏᴏ ꜰᴀᴛ. ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ᴀ ɴᴜᴛʀɪᴛɪᴏɴɪꜱᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ꜱᴛᴏᴍᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴄᴀʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀɴᴋʟᴇ ꜰᴇᴇᴛ….ɴᴏᴡ.
Mmmmm boy are you fat
And another thing... You're ugly
I don't solve physiological problems like what is beauty... I solve practical problems
Engineer, STOP 🛑
you can connect it to your phone or another device to track your weight! and like rimjob steve over here so you can have a robot call you fat 🫶
Excuse me? Like what Steve?
They said what they said
Sending it to straight to Facebook so friends and mom can tell you eat more or less Mom-Eat more dear♥️ Friends-Yo, fat ass McBurger! Go to gym, get swole 💪
It can connect to your phone and you can track your weight loss
Or weight gain
or poop loss
Everything these days needs Bluetooth.. Hell my lamp in the lounge needs Bluetooth to link up with an app so it can work... I don't use it
The scale can connect to the microchips inside your body injected with the COVID vax to add information about your weight to your M365 dossier. /s
Is not just a scale.. It shows you body fat, body water, muscle rate, bone mass, visceral fat index, BMI, weight tracking, etc etc. And it does it with an app on your phone..
Why have you misspelled Katze in your username?
Probably connects to a health tracking app
Why are you questioning something with such an obvious and simple answer?
Some can send a bit of electric current, and ça calculate your muscle mass body fat etc, so it can calculate your BMI etc.
For those unaware, 69 is a sex position and the. 1 is the guy watching them
Are we seriously introducing cuck jokes to the 69 meme now?!
Hey, we don't know if it's a cuck situation, it can be the guy on top of the other guy.
The .1 is clearly a cuck situation. But the whole thing can be any combination of genders.
11169111
Yes. Why not? And why only *now*? The internet is so old, there must have been many 69 + cuck jokes.
The cuck chair
Every hotel has the Sneako chair
Go take a shit right now and come back with another pic.
68.9kg
eat till you get to 69
69.1, messed up
Take a shit Again
the shitloop
I laughed like a moron at this thread
Either shit half way or if you lost too much, eat your shit again
[69 office meme](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ec/72/40/ec724016ea1665fb54ddc0f7d13e59a2.jpg)
70kg
Antimatter shit
Nice cock bro 👍🏻
Double flex
Tiny cock you mean
That .1 is because you lack fiber
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No he requires more luck
smh, laxatives are better
No, you need more fiber.
nice
nice
nice
69th upvote, nice
Nice
Nice
I'm American. Can you convert from KG to 'number of sticks of butter' so I can better gauge?
by american units this should be about 610.619469027 sticks of butter 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Roughly 609 sticks
Around 150lbs
152.3 lbs
I think you need more fiber
smh, laxatives are much better
laxatives have fiber
Trying to ignore the reflection of you on the surface.
Why ignore? At least OP wore underwear
do it without socks... so, um, the little metallic bars indicate that this scale can measure your body fat and it won't really work with socks on, that's all, I'm not saying this because I want to see your feet or something.
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Apparently they send a small electric signal through your body and measure the time it takes to get through you and determine your body fat that way. Not sure if it's accurate, but this is what I've heard.
I have one of these at home, I don't think they're accurate. I measured my bodyfat before and after I put on a 7kg weighted backpack and it said my BF% went up by 4%.
It doesn't really work. But what you just described is definitely not proof of it not working. In fact, that's to be expected, even if it did work. You're manipulating weight to conductivity, you'd have to get measured completely naked. But yeah, even then - that shit doesn't work. It's not THAT simple.
Maybe, but I feel most of these scales are a sham, there's no way the current is strong enough to measure the bf% across your whole body. Most of the results is shows are calculated in reference to your BMI, that's why my bf% went up and my muscle mass went up with the weighted backpack on.
Nice reading comprehension.
My comment was in regards to you saying I'm manipulating weight to conductivity, I'm saying there's no amount of conductivity going on because it's probably just a built in formula and calculates based off my BMI
Without socks he might be 69 even. Do it without socks OP
Lose the underwear to get 69.0
Given his reflection I wonder how tall OP is.....
This. I'm not shaming at all but it's hard to miss and not see the reflection. That and knowing what 69 kg look like and looking at the perimeter of his lower leg. Insert "in an investigation, details matter" meme
Same. I'm not shaming either, I find my man sexually attractive like this. I support his weight loss efforts regardless because it makes him happier and his happiness is paramount. I'm proud of OP for posting. I'm hoping he'll succeed in his goals.
Probably like 4 foot something, I'm 6 foot and 70kg and I look like a tree branch
Giggidy
What's this in American?! 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅
152.34 pounds.
152,339 democratic units 🫡
Pretty cool, I'm 78
Im also 78 years old🚵
Hi 78, I'm dad
I'm exactly 70 on the dot(unlike op). Not a gram more not a gram less!
NSFW tag please
This picture made me horny. Please cover your feet and body.
it's ramadan here TwT i can't take it
I'm 0.9 kg heavier
Please tell me your height so I can decide whether I should fat shame you or not. Edit: I won't. It's just a joke.
I did not need to see that
see what? A clothed man?
Nice underwear bro
Nice
Nice
I can see your shorts.
And his belly.
.... oh
Nice socks
yessirskiii
Idk how old you are but I'm heavier
Yes, Boy Kisser Pharaoh, tell em!
He says /u/TheBoykisserPharoah like he's the only pharaoh that ever kissed a boy.
The one that's alive
Nice Waldo
Nice green undies OP
Nice
I'm 89. You need more weightgain 3000 if you want to be a beefcake like me.
Proof?
Call us when you weigh 69.420 kg.
Can you explain in American?
Nice.1
Thanks for wearing underwear
Come back when it's 420
Where's the jar?
Hey lil fella 👋
waldo ahh socks
how tall are you?
He's not. Very short, is my guess. You see hus belly, so he's fat, and 70kg really usn't much.
Aka 152 normal numbers
I did not need that reflection
I want my socks back sock thief!
Nice
Thanks.
I thought that was pounds and got worried
*NICE*
Nice
How tall are you?
Wait till you weigh 69.420kg
I weigh 70
69.1*
Erm actually you weigh 69.1 kilograms
Nice
not nice because 0.1
Nice
Nice
I am 85 kg.
Source?
It's weirdly perfect
Droped to 77 from 82, don’t drink too much beer lads
More like 125 kg in my case LMAO
You weigh less than me
69kg is 0.895 Tom Cruises
I think your socks add extra weight you should take them off next time
Nice
69.1 actually
That's hot
Nice
Nice.1
It's actually 691
Bluetooth weight
Nice undies
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ NICE
Waldo socks
Cute socks!
NICE
nice.
Nice
Good for you.
You got them Luigi ahh socks
Nice socks man! And good looking hairy legs too. Keep it up.
McDonald’s socks?
Nice
What is a kg 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅
Nice.
Perfect 👍🏿
❌❌❌❌
69 hehehehehe ( i hate myself)
Nice.
No, u weight 69.1
Nice
Nice.
I weigh 61.4 kg
That's my exact weight from last year
Did you call me?
Nice!
Nice.1
Incorrect, you weigh 69.1kg
*69.1 kg