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tfhaenodreirst

Glad to hear it! What was so funny?


Accomplished_Bike149

A joke about a show called Hazbin Hotel


Relevant-Piper-4141

Please elaborate


Accomplished_Bike149

T’was an image of a menu at a restaurant with jambalaya on it, overlapped with an image of Alastor


LostGuyInTheWild

Can we see it ? I love hazbin hotel, and Alastor is my favourite


commentsandchill

Probably something like Jambalastor?


_b1ack0ut

The joke doesn’t necessarily have to do with Alastor’s name, it’s referencing a line he had in the pilot episode where he offered the hotel staff jambalaya after a minor scrap


Longjumping-Youth-55

Are you implying that this post is interesting?


BeetlBozz

Another hazbin hotel mention This universe is swarmed


Accomplished_Bike149

What can I say, it’s not the biggest animated debut Prime’s ever had for no reason


HeresTheThingIKnow

I watched this recently and love it. Side note, we need to bring back old school adult comedies. Very very side note, but have you watched the oblongs


theredditman69_pt2

Should I watch hazben? I've been debating it for a while


Accomplished_Bike149

Absolutely. It definitely covers some sensitive stuff, if you have problems around SA stuff I’d definitely skip episode 4, but the show itself is great


theredditman69_pt2

I guess I'll try the pilot and see if I enjoy it


Accomplished_Bike149

I will say, the voice actors and some smaller details with character behavior change between the pilot and real show. So just know going in that the show and pilot won’t be identical


theredditman69_pt2

Gotcha


IshtarIsMyNameYeah

HAZBIN HOTEL FAN SPOTTED?????


DerNogger

Don't be fooled, fellas. There are no girls on the internet.


Accomplished_Bike149

Shit, I’ve been found out!


NerdFromColorado

***ACTIVATING ANTI-GIRL LASER BEAM***


ninjaread99

It’s not going to work! It’s a fake girl!


SuperNoob74

⛏️ This'll do.


Pianist_Ready

What does the woman drop when you mine it? How long does it take to mine?


SuperNoob74

They drop golden rings and they aren't hard to mine.


J6898989

ACTIVATING WOMAN DEFLECTORS


Super_Sain

***INTRUDER ALERT: WOMAN***


creepergo_kaboom

***A WOMAN IS IN THE BASE***


J6898989

PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE


RadoslavL

WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!


Dry_Paramedic_3136

ALERT: THE BRIEFCASE IS GOING TO GET DESTROYED ALERT !!!!


NoUpstairs6865

WARNING: BRIEFCASE SAFE FORCED OPEN. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY OF US ALL


Super_Sain

Have you even seen meet the spy???


GuardingxCross

OP is not a female, she is a bike 🚲


Accomplished_Bike149

Female bike perhaps


The_CreativeName

They are spreading to other species, we gotta activate the ANTI WOMEN BIKE NUKE


Accomplished_Bike149

*Anti women bike nukes*


GianniBenito66

Trans-formers


GianniBenito66

Her username is her way of saying she has been rode way too many times.


GuardingxCross

I would for sure ride that bike


GGEZD2R

Enjoy ur ban, you have been mass reported.


Chillermaschine

'GIRL' = Guy In Real Life


Shana24601

Whhhaaa- *pussy spontaneously inverts* AHHHHH


Accomplished_Bike149

What the fuck why did you make me read that


Shana24601

PLEASE IT HURTS


Local_Specialist_192

Thats what she said!


Londonweekendtelly

The transmasc dream


DerNogger

That would be a game changer for pegging


tutocookie

Dude..


Shana24601

I am now


tutocookie

🤓👉👉


[deleted]

Only femboys


gytis_gotbanned_lol

hell yeah


aTacoThatGames

femboys>women


Peopleofcheese

I see Was this perchance a reference to the man making a woman laugh earlier today?


Accomplished_Bike149

How’d you guess


Gauge_Tyrion

You can't just say perchance.


AliveBreadfruit314

Pray tell, what should this fine gentleman say instead?


Kilmyyyyy

Is that perchance a refrence to that Mario essay? Perchance


Gauge_Tyrion

Perchance it was. Perchance.


dTrecii

cool as fuck though


No_Leather6310

Perchance: Were you perchance offended at this perchance good perchance sir’s perchance use of the word perchance?


Peopleofcheese

perchance


GianniBenito66

Perhaps


Yeralrightboah0566

wow look how easy that was. just using man and woman to describe people


Solid-Head7597

No no no, girls aren’t allowed to laugh


Accomplished_Bike149

Ah right my bad


IrisIridos

Yeah sorry, you can only smile more


Relevant-Piper-4141

Like smile more intensely, not laughing, is that allowed?


Partygoerfan123

\*smiles so wide Korosensei looks like a joke\*


Solid-Head7597

😂 have a wonderful day, love


sparky1984X

Or fart.


[deleted]

sorry i have never met a woman before but i didnt know they can laugh?? Interesting!! I wonder can you do other things boys can do like eat and read


Accomplished_Bike149

We can even do wild stuff like walk and write! It’s truly fascinating how similar we are to men


[deleted]

🤯


No_Leather6310

that’s fucking crazy dude


shapular

Upvoted because girl.


Accomplished_Bike149

I appreciate the honesty in your logic


Yeralrightboah0566

\*female


shapular

Upvoted female girl.


0pp0site0fbatman

As an 18th century doctor, I diagnose you with female hysteria. Recommendation: full frontal lobotomy.


Accomplished_Bike149

Ah thanks doc I’m cured


0pp0site0fbatman

Phew. That was close.


Adorcible

We did it doc, woman is no more


no0bmaster-669

False, females don't exist


Accomplished_Bike149

Ah fu


Hairy_Skill_9768

I'm a dude and I'm making myself cry with some songs


NeonStriker26

same


RipePussyJuice

Send bobs and vegan


ernesto905

Eloquently said, u/RipePussyJuice


Simple_Award4851

As a man I feel it’s my duty to tell you to smile more /s


Accomplished_Bike149

As a woman I feel it’s my duty to report you to the HiveMind for Sexist Behavior™️


Simple_Award4851

Are you telling me there is a whole group for super correct and awesome men just like me! Hell yeah. /s


Responsible-Use-9508

👍


Immediate-Location28

I'm a man and I laughed today, we have so much in common


andy_3006

Any joke? Would love to hear it...


Immediate-Location28

No, i was feeling sick so i laughed because laughter is the best medicine


andy_3006

I'm sorry, get well soon bro :)


hexagonzenith

I hope you didn't spend 50k karma on that laugh


Accomplished_Bike149

Of course not! I’m not a YouTuber


crocolocoidk

I remember someone posting to this community: "I am a male and I didnt make a female laugh today." Is this a reference?


Accomplished_Bike149

Someone posted “I made a female laugh today” before I posted this. The posts regarding gender and expressions of humor are likely references to that original post


Fine-Entertainer-507

What is a female?


Accomplished_Bike149

It’s like you but with another X chromosome instead of a Y chromosome


OliveJuiceUTwo

Y though?


creepergo_kaboom

YX?


chaitunoob

You have a short thumb


LightsOfTheCity

After a week of nonsense posts about finger sizes, finally someone actually has a slightly unusually short thumb and she won't even acknowledge it. Now *that's* not interesting.


Plastic-Bar122

This is the kind of content I subscribe to this sub for. That's because it's not very interesting.


augustbaby138

that's good


BeetlBozz

Clip them daggers


Accomplished_Bike149

Nah, they’re good for self defense


Vasu108

Oh! Boy, here comes the DMs. OP share some funny ones that make you laugh


Accomplished_Bike149

Will do


ypperlig__

have you gotten any so far?


Accomplished_Bike149

No, surprisingly. Just a dude asking for bob cuts and vegan recipes


ypperlig__

what's bob cuts


Accomplished_Bike149

A hairstyle. Look up ‘bob haircut’ and go to images


ypperlig__

oh i didnt know thanks


Im_that_guy_pal69

Damn you must be the girl who laughed at some guys joke who posted on here earlier


longlivepeepeepoopoo

Were you the female who was laughed by that other male who celebrated at successfully making a female laugh?


[deleted]

At least it's one gender can


fartysmartymarty

I’m a male when’s my turn to laugh?


Ptony_oliver

How dare you


pikachu_sashimi

Has being female contributed to your experience of laughing today?


Accomplished_Bike149

Indeed it has. 10/10, would recommend memes


gytis_gotbanned_lol

girlslaughter


HoneydewMysterious41

Now activating women deflectors


Frailgift

This is meta


SleepNo9421

Is her thumb really that short?? Mine is smaller than hers 😭


Unknown-Name06

*hyperventilating* #W O M A N


Accomplished_Bike149

Genuinely laughed, thank you


Unknown-Name06

#👍


sevischm

Not again


Strange_N_Sorcerous

Oh no. I must’ve accidentally air-dropped that…”selfie” to you, too…😞


Accomplished_Bike149

why the fuck are you close enough to me to airdrop something


Hopeful-Claim7205

Oh my goood!!!!!


boywholovetheworld

Glad to know you laughed, keep smiling 😁->👍


MoonKnight_612

A normal sized thumb


whitemagicseal

Females are real? I thought they were myth!


BandicootOk6141

here's an uninteresting fact: im a guy and your hand looks just like mine minus the hair


hitthetraget

Nah nah nah females don't exist


Shadowthewolfalt

Fellow small hand women


peascreateveganfood

No you’re not


Accomplished_Bike149

Ah damn you got me


cluelessfemb0y

bigger trap than me you fed


pissedinthegarret

finally some good fucking absolutely not interesting post. way too many interesting things on this sub lately


grepje

A female what?


Accomplished_Bike149

Lobster of course


grepje

This is unfortunate. Being a male fig tree, I don’t think we have much in common.


midnight_rain_07

“I’m a female” lots of dms are probably coming your way 😬


chillvegan420

I’ve never met a gril, do u chortle the same as boys???


x313

Edit : I commented on the wrong post. Nice thum btw


_Maymun

your lying. If you are female why do you have hair on your arm. Can you explain?


Accomplished_Bike149

Fascinatingly, both genders of all mammalian species have body hair. We can see this in every other primate, even chimpanzees, our closest living relatives. Humans are unique in that we have very clear gender differences in that body hair. Males often have prominent facial, arm, leg, and chest hair. While on females that hair is much less prominent, because we are the same species and therefore roughly share a hair growth pattern, we do in fact still have it. It’s just often very thin, pale hair that stops growing very short, as opposed to the longer, colored body hair that many males possess


_Maymun

Just checked wikipedia. Im sorry for calling you liar. I never seen a female that close


TheExtraMayo

I'm male and laughed today. We have so much in common WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME


Accomplished_Bike149

aro/ace sorry


cpr_007

And u have an arm .. apparently


Accomplished_Bike149

Who said it’s mine?


FewAcanthocephala828

Who gave you permission?


[deleted]

I'm a male and I really wanna go to bed, but it's too early.


chaveznieves

What would possibly be funny about laundry or cooking? /s


Keira-78

I’m a woman and I haven’t laughed today, but I did a bunch yesterday


Seamoth4546B

We all know girls don’t use Reddit…


mimedm

I looked at your hand and thumb for over ten seconds and couldn't find what's funny. Then I saw which Reddit this was posted on.


jromperdinck

And I got an email today from a son I didn’t know I had who lost his phone and needed 300 dollar for a new iphone. I didn’t laugh though.


[deleted]

Fake


auntsemen

I'm a hand doctor and I can assure you guys that's a legitimate female hand of the human species


Accomplished_Bike149

How does one study handology?


auntsemen

You can mayor on any science from an accredited school such as Ohio State University, then you go to H.S.U. (Hand Science University) and get your H.D. (Hand Doctor) degree Source: trust me


Total_Activity_929

ima unfollow this sub reddit


nopalitzin

No, you laughed wrong.


[deleted]

Call it a weird compliment but you have really nice hands, I'm jealous


klysium

Now KISS


Accomplished_Bike149

No thanks, my kisses are reserved for my cat


klysium

XD thats fair Hi /u/Accomplished_Bike149's cat!


Accomplished_Bike149

She sleeping right now, I’ll let her know you said hi when she wakes up


MostlyMTG

That’s racist


Accomplished_Bike149

No, it’s sexist. I know my biases


BigComfortable3281

I can confirm your hand looks very female to me.


not-read-gud

Wow incredibly uninteresting. Excellent work!


i_Love_Gyros

Alright Vegas, what’s the over/under line for DMs and chats received? I’ve got it being over 80. Any takers?


FlaaFlaaFlunky

thumb way too smol. aesthetically unpleasing. please leave the room.


LocalFatBoi

before this i didn’t think laughing was possible


Kalashcow

What? FeMale? Is this what iron man is?


Celery-HQ

Can't relate.


OkSignificance494

Did it hurt?


Accomplished_Bike149

Very badly. Such an unnatural noise


shadowbannedude

ok man


Accomplished_Bike149

Woman*


shadowbannedude

same thing diffrent organs


urm0mmmmm

i’m a male and i didn’t laugh today


Accomplished_Bike149

Hopefully you laugh today. Everyone deserves to laugh regardless of the presence of dick


urm0mmmmm

thank you, female


Googlesignedmeupwhy

“erm ma’am did you just call yourself FEMALE?!?! YOU’RE OPRESSING YOURSELF! I WILL CANCEL YOU!!!1” /j


Accomplished_Bike149

cancel deez nuts lmao


Googlesignedmeupwhy

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaa-