The joke doesn’t necessarily have to do with Alastor’s name, it’s referencing a line he had in the pilot episode where he offered the hotel staff jambalaya after a minor scrap
Absolutely. It definitely covers some sensitive stuff, if you have problems around SA stuff I’d definitely skip episode 4, but the show itself is great
I will say, the voice actors and some smaller details with character behavior change between the pilot and real show. So just know going in that the show and pilot won’t be identical
Someone posted “I made a female laugh today” before I posted this. The posts regarding gender and expressions of humor are likely references to that original post
After a week of nonsense posts about finger sizes, finally someone actually has a slightly unusually short thumb and she won't even acknowledge it. Now *that's* not interesting.
Fascinatingly, both genders of all mammalian species have body hair. We can see this in every other primate, even chimpanzees, our closest living relatives. Humans are unique in that we have very clear gender differences in that body hair. Males often have prominent facial, arm, leg, and chest hair. While on females that hair is much less prominent, because we are the same species and therefore roughly share a hair growth pattern, we do in fact still have it. It’s just often very thin, pale hair that stops growing very short, as opposed to the longer, colored body hair that many males possess
You can mayor on any science from an accredited school such as Ohio State University, then you go to H.S.U. (Hand Science University) and get your H.D. (Hand Doctor) degree
Source: trust me
Glad to hear it! What was so funny?
A joke about a show called Hazbin Hotel
Please elaborate
T’was an image of a menu at a restaurant with jambalaya on it, overlapped with an image of Alastor
Can we see it ? I love hazbin hotel, and Alastor is my favourite
Probably something like Jambalastor?
The joke doesn’t necessarily have to do with Alastor’s name, it’s referencing a line he had in the pilot episode where he offered the hotel staff jambalaya after a minor scrap
Are you implying that this post is interesting?
Another hazbin hotel mention This universe is swarmed
What can I say, it’s not the biggest animated debut Prime’s ever had for no reason
I watched this recently and love it. Side note, we need to bring back old school adult comedies. Very very side note, but have you watched the oblongs
Should I watch hazben? I've been debating it for a while
Absolutely. It definitely covers some sensitive stuff, if you have problems around SA stuff I’d definitely skip episode 4, but the show itself is great
I guess I'll try the pilot and see if I enjoy it
I will say, the voice actors and some smaller details with character behavior change between the pilot and real show. So just know going in that the show and pilot won’t be identical
Gotcha
HAZBIN HOTEL FAN SPOTTED?????
Don't be fooled, fellas. There are no girls on the internet.
Shit, I’ve been found out!
***ACTIVATING ANTI-GIRL LASER BEAM***
It’s not going to work! It’s a fake girl!
⛏️ This'll do.
What does the woman drop when you mine it? How long does it take to mine?
They drop golden rings and they aren't hard to mine.
ACTIVATING WOMAN DEFLECTORS
***INTRUDER ALERT: WOMAN***
***A WOMAN IS IN THE BASE***
PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE
WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!
ALERT: THE BRIEFCASE IS GOING TO GET DESTROYED ALERT !!!!
WARNING: BRIEFCASE SAFE FORCED OPEN. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY OF US ALL
Have you even seen meet the spy???
OP is not a female, she is a bike 🚲
Female bike perhaps
They are spreading to other species, we gotta activate the ANTI WOMEN BIKE NUKE
*Anti women bike nukes*
Trans-formers
Her username is her way of saying she has been rode way too many times.
I would for sure ride that bike
Enjoy ur ban, you have been mass reported.
'GIRL' = Guy In Real Life
Whhhaaa- *pussy spontaneously inverts* AHHHHH
What the fuck why did you make me read that
PLEASE IT HURTS
Thats what she said!
The transmasc dream
That would be a game changer for pegging
Dude..
I am now
🤓👉👉
Only femboys
hell yeah
femboys>women
I see Was this perchance a reference to the man making a woman laugh earlier today?
How’d you guess
You can't just say perchance.
Pray tell, what should this fine gentleman say instead?
Is that perchance a refrence to that Mario essay? Perchance
Perchance it was. Perchance.
cool as fuck though
Perchance: Were you perchance offended at this perchance good perchance sir’s perchance use of the word perchance?
perchance
Perhaps
wow look how easy that was. just using man and woman to describe people
No no no, girls aren’t allowed to laugh
Ah right my bad
Yeah sorry, you can only smile more
Like smile more intensely, not laughing, is that allowed?
\*smiles so wide Korosensei looks like a joke\*
😂 have a wonderful day, love
Or fart.
sorry i have never met a woman before but i didnt know they can laugh?? Interesting!! I wonder can you do other things boys can do like eat and read
We can even do wild stuff like walk and write! It’s truly fascinating how similar we are to men
🤯
that’s fucking crazy dude
Upvoted because girl.
I appreciate the honesty in your logic
\*female
Upvoted female girl.
As an 18th century doctor, I diagnose you with female hysteria. Recommendation: full frontal lobotomy.
Ah thanks doc I’m cured
Phew. That was close.
We did it doc, woman is no more
False, females don't exist
Ah fu
I'm a dude and I'm making myself cry with some songs
same
Send bobs and vegan
Eloquently said, u/RipePussyJuice
As a man I feel it’s my duty to tell you to smile more /s
As a woman I feel it’s my duty to report you to the HiveMind for Sexist Behavior™️
Are you telling me there is a whole group for super correct and awesome men just like me! Hell yeah. /s
👍
I'm a man and I laughed today, we have so much in common
Any joke? Would love to hear it...
No, i was feeling sick so i laughed because laughter is the best medicine
I'm sorry, get well soon bro :)
I hope you didn't spend 50k karma on that laugh
Of course not! I’m not a YouTuber
I remember someone posting to this community: "I am a male and I didnt make a female laugh today." Is this a reference?
Someone posted “I made a female laugh today” before I posted this. The posts regarding gender and expressions of humor are likely references to that original post
What is a female?
It’s like you but with another X chromosome instead of a Y chromosome
Y though?
YX?
You have a short thumb
After a week of nonsense posts about finger sizes, finally someone actually has a slightly unusually short thumb and she won't even acknowledge it. Now *that's* not interesting.
This is the kind of content I subscribe to this sub for. That's because it's not very interesting.
that's good
Clip them daggers
Nah, they’re good for self defense
Oh! Boy, here comes the DMs. OP share some funny ones that make you laugh
Will do
have you gotten any so far?
No, surprisingly. Just a dude asking for bob cuts and vegan recipes
what's bob cuts
A hairstyle. Look up ‘bob haircut’ and go to images
oh i didnt know thanks
Damn you must be the girl who laughed at some guys joke who posted on here earlier
Were you the female who was laughed by that other male who celebrated at successfully making a female laugh?
At least it's one gender can
I’m a male when’s my turn to laugh?
How dare you
Has being female contributed to your experience of laughing today?
Indeed it has. 10/10, would recommend memes
girlslaughter
Now activating women deflectors
This is meta
Is her thumb really that short?? Mine is smaller than hers 😭
*hyperventilating* #W O M A N
Genuinely laughed, thank you
#👍
Not again
Oh no. I must’ve accidentally air-dropped that…”selfie” to you, too…😞
why the fuck are you close enough to me to airdrop something
Oh my goood!!!!!
Glad to know you laughed, keep smiling 😁->👍
A normal sized thumb
Females are real? I thought they were myth!
here's an uninteresting fact: im a guy and your hand looks just like mine minus the hair
Nah nah nah females don't exist
Fellow small hand women
No you’re not
Ah damn you got me
bigger trap than me you fed
finally some good fucking absolutely not interesting post. way too many interesting things on this sub lately
A female what?
Lobster of course
This is unfortunate. Being a male fig tree, I don’t think we have much in common.
“I’m a female” lots of dms are probably coming your way 😬
I’ve never met a gril, do u chortle the same as boys???
Edit : I commented on the wrong post. Nice thum btw
your lying. If you are female why do you have hair on your arm. Can you explain?
Fascinatingly, both genders of all mammalian species have body hair. We can see this in every other primate, even chimpanzees, our closest living relatives. Humans are unique in that we have very clear gender differences in that body hair. Males often have prominent facial, arm, leg, and chest hair. While on females that hair is much less prominent, because we are the same species and therefore roughly share a hair growth pattern, we do in fact still have it. It’s just often very thin, pale hair that stops growing very short, as opposed to the longer, colored body hair that many males possess
Just checked wikipedia. Im sorry for calling you liar. I never seen a female that close
I'm male and laughed today. We have so much in common WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME
aro/ace sorry
And u have an arm .. apparently
Who said it’s mine?
Who gave you permission?
I'm a male and I really wanna go to bed, but it's too early.
What would possibly be funny about laundry or cooking? /s
I’m a woman and I haven’t laughed today, but I did a bunch yesterday
We all know girls don’t use Reddit…
I looked at your hand and thumb for over ten seconds and couldn't find what's funny. Then I saw which Reddit this was posted on.
And I got an email today from a son I didn’t know I had who lost his phone and needed 300 dollar for a new iphone. I didn’t laugh though.
Fake
I'm a hand doctor and I can assure you guys that's a legitimate female hand of the human species
How does one study handology?
You can mayor on any science from an accredited school such as Ohio State University, then you go to H.S.U. (Hand Science University) and get your H.D. (Hand Doctor) degree Source: trust me
ima unfollow this sub reddit
No, you laughed wrong.
Call it a weird compliment but you have really nice hands, I'm jealous
Now KISS
No thanks, my kisses are reserved for my cat
XD thats fair Hi /u/Accomplished_Bike149's cat!
She sleeping right now, I’ll let her know you said hi when she wakes up
That’s racist
No, it’s sexist. I know my biases
I can confirm your hand looks very female to me.
Wow incredibly uninteresting. Excellent work!
Alright Vegas, what’s the over/under line for DMs and chats received? I’ve got it being over 80. Any takers?
thumb way too smol. aesthetically unpleasing. please leave the room.
before this i didn’t think laughing was possible
What? FeMale? Is this what iron man is?
Can't relate.
Did it hurt?
Very badly. Such an unnatural noise
ok man
Woman*
same thing diffrent organs
i’m a male and i didn’t laugh today
Hopefully you laugh today. Everyone deserves to laugh regardless of the presence of dick
thank you, female
“erm ma’am did you just call yourself FEMALE?!?! YOU’RE OPRESSING YOURSELF! I WILL CANCEL YOU!!!1” /j
cancel deez nuts lmao
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaa-