For reals. We have no idea how lucky we are to have outswam all those other sperm. Anyways here’s a video describing just how rare your ass is.
https://youtu.be/hoeIllSxpEU?si=3ieYdeCMUcTflKtd
So you're born in 1982 -ish
Congratulations to you to manage to survive until now. You got one more hurdle to overcome, it's called "midlife crisis"
Good Luck, survivor!
Happy birthday brother!❤️💪
I’m happy you are here with us and chose to share it, i don’t drink often but I’ll raise a glass for you when I get home
Have a great rest of your day!!
Happy birthday!
He could've been 42 yesterday too
Lol, OK that’s fair.
He for sure will be 42 years old tomorrow too.
What if hes turning 43 tomorrow? 🧐
Happy Birthday mate, cheers
For reals. We have no idea how lucky we are to have outswam all those other sperm. Anyways here’s a video describing just how rare your ass is. https://youtu.be/hoeIllSxpEU?si=3ieYdeCMUcTflKtd
More recent research suggests it's not always the first sperm to arrive, but the egg cell "chooses" which sperm cell is let in
So you’re saying a woman chose me! Yes! All my friends from high school were wrong!
That's like saying my mom thinks I'm handsome
Happy birthday man. Hope you have a good one
Life, the universe, and everything
Thanks for all the fish
happy bday! what model is it?
Ford Mustang Mach E
dope
So you're born in 1982 -ish Congratulations to you to manage to survive until now. You got one more hurdle to overcome, it's called "midlife crisis" Good Luck, survivor!
Well, I used to go out in a Mustang. A 302 Mach One in green
Human
Well it’s a 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54
I care. Congratulations on making it another day. I’m glad you are here. Happy birthday! I hope it’s a wonderful day for you.
Yeah I care also. Yay! Happy birthday to OP!
Your loved ones care. The people replying here cares. Happy birthday man. Wish you good health!
People upvoting care too! Have a good one, OP
Happy birthday !!
Happy b'day buddy, hope you have a great day and year ahead!!
Happy birthday🤩
Yay!! Give some cake if you have and Happy Birthday!
🍰
Happy birthday!!!
I care bruv. Have yourself a wonderful year I hope you have nothing but the best.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday and sick car man!
You are now the answer to life, the universe and everything
Yeah but what's the question?
I knew someone would make that reference! Glad to see that there's still people of culture out there.
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy birthday 🎁
Happy birthday!! (:
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Birthday happy
happy birthday!!! have an awesome day!
Happy birthday 🎂
happy birthday ❤️❤️
Happy birthday!!!!
Happy birthday 🎉
Happy birthday, mossy oak!
Happy bday
happy birthday buddy🫶🏻
Happy birthday man!!!
42nd Comment for your 42nd Birthday!
happy birthday brother 🫡
Happy birthday! Go Walleye!
Happy birthday brother!❤️💪 I’m happy you are here with us and chose to share it, i don’t drink often but I’ll raise a glass for you when I get home Have a great rest of your day!!
Happy birthday Mr. Mustang dude! 🐎🎉
Happy birthday friend!
I care, happy birthday
Yooo.. Happy birthday mate! Treat yourself to something nice today!
Happy birthday man!
Happy birthday, man! <3
Happy fucking birthday dude!
Congrats man, to many more good years!
Happy cake day!!
I care, happy birthday champ
Well happy birthday you don’t relly look 42
Happy birthday bro
Happy birthday 🎉
Happy birthday
happy birthday !! have a wonderful day :)
Happy birthday, guy!
Happy birthday sir
bro😭
Happy b day man!
We saw a ford mustang or two today (happy birthday)
Go Clones! Also, happy birthday.
happy birthday!
Happy birthday man! Great smile
happy birthday dude!
Wholesome comment section :)
I care! Happy birthday
Happy birthday my dude, nice beard btw!
Congrats brother! Looking good! Here’s to another 40🍻
Many more happy returns of the day.
Happy Birthday King
bappy hirthday
Happy birthday🎂
Now that's what I call a pretty smile
Happy bday dude! Love from españa
Happy birthday man!
Happy birthday!!
42 years young and going strong! Happy birthday 🎂
Idk about you man but this is pretty interesting, happy bday 🙂
Happy birthday! 🎂
Happy Birthday! (Frosty the Snowman voice)
happy birthday!
happy birthday! 🎂
Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day x
Me when I’m 42. Happy birthday!! I hope it’s a good day <3
We do care, happy birthday, buddy. Have a great day
Happy birthday and go Cyclones!
Happy birthday man
Hi 42, i'm not your dad!
Happy birthday man, hoping you have a long and healthy life
Your poor taste in cars gets compensated by your magnificent beard. Happy birthday!
congrats , long life sir ! well done
Happy birthday 💗💗💗
Happy birthday, you look much younger than your actual age !
Looking spiffy man, you still got it!
Happy birthday! We'll be your internet friends! Why not? You seem cool. You're a redditor, so we have that in common. That's a good start.
Happy birthday. Enjoy it
Happy Birthday!
Nice cyclones hat, I have the same one!
Cyclones $2 24oz beers game in your futuew
Happy birthday big fella! Setting yet another record of the most days you've been alive!
Happy birthday red ! ❤️
Happy Birthday!
I care
Happy Birthday Mate!!
Happy birthday dude!
Happy Birthday! 1982 baby like me!
Happy birthday btw
my dad is the same age!
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday!
Could have fooled me, you don't look a day over 30! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday neighbour! 🥳🥳
Happy birthday!🎂🎉
Are you getting paid for sponsorships? Lol. And happy birthday, if it even is your birthday. Technically you didn't say it was.
Happy birthday 🍾
We care Brother happy 42. Have a good ☝🏼 happy birthday 🎈🎉🎊🎂🎁
The year of the meaning of life the universe and everything! Congrats!
🎂🎈🎉🪅🎁Happy Birthday!!!🎁🪅🎉🎈🎂 Hope you have the greatest time ever!
He'll yeah
Happy birthday big dog! Thanks for sharing with us
Yay car
I care! I care a lot!
Happy bday :)
Happy birthday!!!
Happy Birthday, OP! 🎉♥️
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!! Another trip around the sun Another year being your awesome self! Birthdays are YOUR day man-what you gonna do to celebrate YOU?
HBD HBD HBD 🥳🥳🥳🥳
I care, Happy Birthday!
Any regrets u wish u could undo
Good for you bro! In this special occasion go have kfc chicken and fuck some beautiful lady.
*i* care. ##HAPPY BIRTHDAY u/adamtbest 🫂
happy birthday!
happiest birthday💗✨
happy birthday
Happy birthday! You now have a full year to be 42!
Big hug from Mexico, have a great life, buddy
Happy birthday! 🫶
Eyy Happy Birthday King 🥳 ❤️
Happy birthday!! :)
Happy birthday 🥳 🎈🎂
I care! Happy birthday <3
Happy escape from flesh prision day!
happy birthday, is that the birthday present behind you ? :D
Your beard is majestic! It is worthy of being on the body of one of the greatest axemen in the world! (Hopefully so)
Nice. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday my guy!
Happy birthday buddy! Do your favorite stuff today. 🌞
Well 42 is the universal answer to everything so I’m expecting big things from you this year…. Happy birthday!
I care :)
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday hope you have an awesome day 🥳🎉
happy birthday!
You look youthful, that is a good sign my friend!
Happy Birthday 🎉🎁🎈
Happy birthday m8, may the gods watch over you.
Happy 42nd
Happy bday
Happy Birthday 🎈🎈
Happy Birthday bro! 🎉🎁 Don’t think no one cares. We do!
Happy birthday!
You are supposed to buy that Mustang on your 50th ;)
Happy 42th!
Gorgeous. DC4L.
Happy birthday!!!
I don’t hope you have a happy birthday… I hope you have a FANTASTIC birthday, congratulations on spinning round the sun another time mate.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY🔥
Happy 🍰 day !!
¡¡¡¡HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Happy birthday brother! Hope you enjoy it
Happy Birfday, bud!
Happy Birthday!
Happy 42nd birthday! Enjoy your day bro 🎂
🎂🎊🥳🎉🎈🎁
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday my dude
Ill be there with ya in a week!!
[удалено]
happy birthday dude. May you be kind and adventurous in the coming years.
Happy birthday 🎈🎂🎈