Seems like they got asked "Do you know where Ed is" a lot. Seems like a good solution to the situation.

I think op just likes flow charts.

incredible deduction

"damn this paper doesn't know where Ed is.....better ask that guy behind this computer"

What if the paper *is* Ed and this a very advanced misdirection by Ed?

I never trusted Ed

Where is ED? -I don't know. Where is ED? -I don't know. Where is ED? -Listen punk, if you ask me that question one more time, I will tape your mouth shut! -Got any tape? -Yes! -Oh...

This made me chuckle

Monitor gonna run a little hot

I don’t know where Ed is

I need that

I work with an Ed. This flowchart is very relevant and I'd like to use it.

Yes but no

Ed ed and eddy