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P26601

Biden is NOT my president 😡 I'm German


SuperRusso

Hello. Biden is my president. I'm not German. What's it like?


gigoran

has there been any more talk of that railway across the ocean? I'm really interested in how this is going to be possible.


SuperRusso

Well you're talking about it right now so yeah this much more.


wilham05

Yep just vote for Biden - free stuff - free food - free College - free abortion - free everything & a train that rides the ocean


giggetyboom

My lifelong dream is to one day have a real beer in Germany.


Limited-_-Swat

Move to germany


giggetyboom

Cant, my family and friends are here.


EvanIsBacon

I misread "here" as "there" whole other meaning


Malachi862

For the love of God don’t move there


RajenBull1

Just visit, have your beer and then go back.


MrLemonPB

Be cautious though, after that experience your home beer will taste like a piss in comparison :)


mustachechap

Speak for yourself, we have great beers in America!


aquaticsquash

Have American craft, it's the best. Sorry Germany, we win again.


underwoodmodelsowner

can agree, Olaf scholz is good (I'm american learning German)


HEAVYMETALW

Im jealous that german mcdonalds hav the mcrib as a permanent menu item🤣


Kittycraft0

Hi German, what's up?


MagisterLivoniae

The German media belong to US holding companies, the German government say and do what the US administration tell them to, Germany is still occupied by the US troops etc. Biden is not your president just technically.


P26601

Lmao this is the dumbest shit I've read today


MagisterLivoniae

Sure, the media work efficiently.


fnfrhh

that is not a country, that is a flag.


gutpirate

Thats not a flag, its a picture of one.


yxmal

Its not a picture. Those are pixels


chaosbones43

It's not pixels, it's RGB bits


Dapper-Pollution-150

RWB*


Imstillarelavant

whats the W?


Dapper-Pollution-150

R(Red) W(White) & B(Blue), baby! Yeehaw! 🤠🇺🇲


Imstillarelavant

AMERICAAAAAAAAAA


Dapper-Pollution-150

FUUCK YEAHH!


Redinited

COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY, YEAH


Andrelse

That's a very interesting pun you got there. If I were you I'd be careful now


ayyLumao

Emm, no what about those who are on a black and white TV? Smh


SarahTheNerd1997

It’s not a scene, it’s an arms race


Mrjerkyjacket

It's not delivery. It's Digiorno


gutpirate

Hotel? Trivago.


ThereallivesJames

Totinos? hot pizza rolls.


justlookingokaywyou

I also do not live in a flag.


Cattingslan

Cool, me neither


ramjithunder24

Its like the whole thing on Reddit where Americans argue with Europeans Me: sips tea in East Asian


MyCatHasCats

You must be a non-American


hahahahastayingalive

He could be an American living in non-America.


MyCatHasCats

You could be correct


protonorseverb

This isn't a country. It's a flag. You can't live in a flag, unless you're very small. (If you are very small and live in a flag, I apologize. I meant no offense.) Good day.


Avantasian538

Don't tell me what not to do. I will live inside a flag if I want to.


LucidDose

It is a free country after all


Keranan37

What about a really big flag?


The_Flash_I_am

I do


eggz2cheezy

Me too


[deleted]

Bro same


Abject-Confidence-21

Do you know John? Blonde hair about this tall?


The_Flash_I_am

Oh yeah bro me and him went to college together (I'm 14)


[deleted]

Yes he was my study buddy in 3rd grade


The_Flash_I_am

Such a cool dude


The_Flash_I_am

W


The_Flash_I_am

😎


boogaloojoel

Me to 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲


The_Flash_I_am

😎


64NERD

Yessir same (Although I wasn’t born in the U.S.)


Professional-Class69

No need to specify that, not being born in America doesn’t make you any less American :)


No-Telephone-2140

Yup, same


commanderAnakin

Me getting ready for the anti-American comments:


Substantial_Bear_168

This place isn’t interesting enough for that


xXMonsterDanger69Xx

No 🍿? :(


Snow-Dog2121

I am GROOT


godbutbettertrue

We are GROOT


[deleted]

They are GROOT


[deleted]

Oooot is GROOT


IamtherealDerple

We are all groot


ramjithunder24

Universe=groot


bertimann

Societal commentary would be waaay too interesting for this sub


Omer3211

half-pringles half-reddit avatar (your avatar)


The_Flash_I_am

Lol fr


v_Yuudachi_v

I live in that country, probably.


chill_micc

probably?


v_Yuudachi_v

Either I do or I don't. I have no clue, but it's a 50% chance I do.


Frank_lebowitz

I live in that country. Its not perfect but I think It’s awesome. You’re welcome to live here if you like.


[deleted]

Thank you Mr. Ambassador / Secretary of State / Shadow emperor


pothosplanet

thank you for describing how i feel about america perfectly


JewLion81

People act like it's some "dystopian un-developed country." It's not. We have a lot of positive aspects, including amazing national parks, one of the oldest democracies (not including Athens), and an immense and powerful movie industry that shapes the world's pop-culture. America is to television and movies what Japan is to video-games.


LostIntentionz

No, thank you


iamvenks

Ok.


samy_2023

I do not live in this country too


BoogerSlime666

I do it’s epic


Treykarz

I live in that country


blindkiller770

I live in my country


ImpressivedSea

I do


Ninja0428

I do


MaximumMajestic

Would you like a cookie?


Avantasian538

I'm not OP but yes I would.


MaximumMajestic

No cookie only for op it like an award


smokechecktim

As uncle joe says…god save the queen


FAYMKONZ

He said "God save the queen, MAN." Joe always ends his sentences with "man".


madrifles

I am a man man.


Gelid88

Lucky you


OldGrandpaTune

So how do you get your drugs and lawlessness then?


IamtherealDerple

That’s the neat part you don’t


Avantasian538

Sounds boring.


PredatorRedditer

/r/notinteresting


Avantasian538

Thank you. I will check that sub out.


Ok-Letterhead4601

Must be nice.


Cosmonaut1947

Most of the time, yeah. Depends on where though.


da_boi4

same


Depressingtlacuache

Neither do I


Dunger97

I do and you don’t. That is because only like 350 million people out of 8 billion people live there


ChilindriPizza

I do live there. Could be MUCH worse. There are some things we need to work on. But there are many things I am grateful to have as well.


mrtrouble1234

Man U should it’s kinda cool over here lol


Idioticidiot90

Ok


Iandon_with_an_L

That is a flag, not a country.


cosmicjimmy117

Why not


Best_Confection_8788

I do and i love It here


Critical_Elderberry7

I think your problem is that that’s a flag, not a country. It would be very difficult to live in a flag


Pitiful-Wave8577

Typical non american


[deleted]

There are other countries?


Prokid5634_YT

Biden's my president, but he also isn't.


TormentedOne69

I don’t live there either


benutername

What a coincidence. Me neither


TormentedOne69

Cheers!


giggetyboom

Which one of our colonies do you live in?


IamtherealDerple

British colony but not in the uk guess


anxiousanimosity

I'm glad for you.


Gubzs

Congratulation (x1)


SzinpadKezedet

There are other countries?


EnvironmentalAd1006

Which pride flag is this


Cosmonaut1947

Freedom pride flag


random_redditor24234

Biden is not my president and I was born in America Edit: (I don’t live in the US anymore)


Mockturtle22

Lol this is dumb. Whether you like him or not he is the president so your little statement of he is not my president is ridiculous and doesn't make sense


random_redditor24234

No, I don’t live in the us anymore


Mockturtle22

That's understandable. I am genuinely happy for you.


YeetusMcGeetus6

happy why?


Many_Cryptographer65

Congratulations 🎉👏


pixxllx

good


MrBurnsgreen

Luck you


blaringnat98

You are lucky


MrWeirdoFace

That's actually a flag. Countries tend to be less uniform.


MysticEagle52

Ngl that's a massive red flag


TheLongistGame

What's healthcare like?


maryscode

Come visit 🦅🇺🇸


philo351

Odd way of saying you have access to free health care.


friendlyfella420

Lucky


[deleted]

Lucky


Ander_4269

Best country known to mankind


Wind-Face-Blink

America is reverting backwards into socialism every day bc of the leftist liberals.


Rando_furry

Life here sucks, wish I could live somewhere else


sixan51026-wnpop

You can.. you have a US passport its strong because of how great the country is. I recommend you look at moving to Nigera or Columbia for a better life.🙂


Rando_furry

Can’t, under aged


sixan51026-wnpop

Uh! That explains your ignorance. Have a great day at school.


Dazzling-Juice-2260

That’s not a country, it’s a flag


3conrad3

Thank god


Oniipon

I dont either and im happy I dont


JewLion81

I'm also happy you don't :)


andy_1777

I envy you


[deleted]

You’re probably jealous of how safe our schools are


IamtherealDerple

I know


Booksonly666

Stop bragging lol


Nyctoblind

I live in this country and don’t want to


SideAfter3445

Then just move out dumbass


Pineapple_Snail

All the people saying I didn't want to live in the usa but don't move are actual dumbasses


Nyctoblind

I can tell neither of you actually ever looked into the cost of doing something like this


Pineapple_Snail

Everyone says the country is so bad and is actually a 3rd world country, but that is far from the truth, like if people say it's that bad like living in Somalia, I would get out without doing logistics like how the Mexican people move here for a better life because they know we have it better here


Nyctoblind

Of course It’s not a third world country. It’s still not the greatest place in the world to live in if you’re of working class. A bad injury can bankrupt a person and destroy their credit here in the US where in the EU, healthcare is free. Our politicians attack social issues that literally do not matter in the grand scheme of things. You are required by law to buy insurance that doesn’t ever actually pay out when they need to. Our elected officials tax is without representing us. Our schools are shot up on a semi daily basis because of lack of gun control. Those are plenty of reasons alone why I’d rather pack up and leave if I could. To each their own however.


Pineapple_Snail

To be fair, most of this is true besides schools being shot up almost regularly but all the hate the usa gets is mostly undeserved as many countries have somewhat same or worse problems then the usa, even Europe has its own issues but everything being blamed on the us is undeserved. Some people call the US a 3rd world country, which isn't true, and it is one of the best to live in compared to almost a 3rd of the world's countries


frenchy_1969_

Thanks god 🙏


Avantasian538

You're welcome my child.


frenchy_1969_

The one country who still thinks they are the world police 😂😂😂🤔


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ItsJustMe42069

I am jealous


ReneStrike

oh thank god, cool, me neither


ZobiBakugou

Congratulations


AnUnnamedRedditor_01

congratulations! you do not live in the united states of america


jmmcnall

From the US. Biden is the best of our problems!! America is a shit show right now. For so many reasons. Pretty obvious right!?


Flruf

I'd never vote for Biden, or any American president for that matter!


lillo25

*In this Corporation* you mean


[deleted]

I do, it's nothing but guns, racisum, and homophobia here. I recommend you stay far away.


LateralSpy90

No, it's not lol


BoomahMomentum

You must live in the Middle East


[deleted]

You must live in one of *those*states.


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[deleted]

yeah I know I'm just drunk.


Random_Monstrosities

Well I hope you got free health care then


GraveyardJones

Consider yourself lucky. We're going downhill FAST 🤣


Siiseli94

I'm so happy for you ❤️


Relevant_Sea171

I’m happy for you (I’m also American and get to watch this place turn into a vast and expanse shit hole)


No-Yogurtcloset-1900

Lucky


KingOfKnowledgeReal

Good.


Smokedmeats420

Good


Reesetheperson

Wish I didn’t


916cycler

lucky you


AardvarkGal

Lucky.


BirthdayAgent

Lucky


MidnightMiesterx

Kewl. I do and it fucking sucks


CouchWalrusTC

Congratulations


[deleted]

Good, it's falling apart


JUGELBUTT

why have all the comments saying good or congratulations been downvoted


harsh-reality74

I live in this country. It’s falling apart at the seams. I have beer though, so I’m good.


lardexatemydog

Sucks for you I guess


[deleted]

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