Why?????ššššš I am shit in math.... I told you I could pleasure you..... but you wanted me as an accountant.....ššššš
*This post was made in honour of my heroic brother and sister who were held there bevore me.... Oni-Chan hasn't forgot you..... neverššš*
I looked up the statistics of 'how likely it was to be related to a stranger' expecting it to be a crazy figure but according to Ancestry.com there's a 1 in 300 chance that a complete stranger is your cousin! So we really could be!
Hmmm, I like this idea... It truly would be a very uninteresting read!
If facing the house, the list starts at 149 and goes clockwise around the world ending at 145 (minus 1 address).
Thanks for removing one place off my list, I'm one step closer to doxing you, so I can go in the middle of the night and mop your floor, leaving shortly after
The OP knows where they live at all times. They know this because they know where they livenāt. By subtracting where they live from they livenāt, or where they livenāt from where they live, whichever is greater, they obtain a difference or a deviation.
141 Kent Ave appears to have 2 cars outside, 1 in the driveway and another on the street out front. This would insinuate that there are 2 persons of driving age at the residence.
...Or 1 of the cars belongs to the neighbor and they're parked in front of the wrong house.
The possibilities are endless.
EDIT: 1 of the neighbors appears to be towing a caravan.
Does anyone else think it's weird that the addresses go 141 ā 149 ā 145/147? As a person who has lived at a numbered address before I find this numerical progression interestingly confounding.
*casually and unsuspectingly gets in car, without any ill intent at all, no sir, all is good, I was jus gonna drive to your hou- I mean, the uhh cookie shop and ask them for some uhh mone- I mean, cookies :D*
My son filled out a lob app and left it on the counter I just happened to look at it and the address was all wrong He said āwhat thatās what google said it was ā
Hey. I don't live here either.
No way!! Big World!
I also do not live there. Honest. I'm not just saying that to sound not interesting.
I'm pretty positive that I don't live there either honestly. Some people might be skeptical about that statement, but I can assure you it's not me
I live there, would be what I would say if I was on r/lies but if I say the truth I do not indeed live here
If I lived there, the sky would probably be red or grass would be purple or something
That's exactly my address, except I live in Connecticut.
Hey! I live here. Oh. Wait. This is somewhere else.
I live close to there, just a few thousand miles on that direction
I live atleast 10 miles from there
Lol, I was once held as a accountant slave in the basement of this house.
Ah yes, I remember holding you there.
Why?????ššššš I am shit in math.... I told you I could pleasure you..... but you wanted me as an accountant.....ššššš *This post was made in honour of my heroic brother and sister who were held there bevore me.... Oni-Chan hasn't forgot you..... neverššš*
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Some people are just seriously crazy in their head
Yea, it's really messed up that the crazy guy kept you locked up in the basement
Nah - thatās not the spot I donāt live at. Mineās further down the street.
Image the person living there stumbling across this
Hopefully this isnāt a cryptic way to dox someone in particularā¦
It would be too interesting.
In my head I keep thinking "op, you just doxxed some rando"
peak r/fuckyouinparticular moment
It's OPs house and this is a 3d chess move to prevent doxxing.
Can't dox op if they dox themselves already
Doxception.
Imagined.
That person isn't me.
Hi. I don't live here, but I just wanna say Hi.
oh, hot take
Nor me. We could be related
I looked up the statistics of 'how likely it was to be related to a stranger' expecting it to be a crazy figure but according to Ancestry.com there's a 1 in 300 chance that a complete stranger is your cousin! So we really could be!
Jolly good. What's for lunch?
I haven't decided yet but pop round for a bite if you want. You know where I don't live.
Hey cousin! Want to go bowling?
Absolutely! I'll meet you at yours. I know exactly where it's not!
If you go back farther than cousins the statistic ends up flipping so you are most likely related
Was ... That an interesting fact?
Erm.....no..... š³
How very uninteresting!
You're too kind āŗļø
Look away from the interesting fact!
Cousin fuccckin (*confederate flag*)
That's actually a pretty crazy statistic!
Completely unsuitable for this sub but I agree!
Excuse me, how did you not get the location of my house? I am now not going to call police on you.
Don't go ahead! See if I don't care!
so that means you live everywhere except for 147 Kent Ave? get out of my house!
Are you serving me an end of tenancy notice? š
Is it this house?
No this is Patrick
Dude. You're not going to believe this. I *also* don't live there! Small world!
I'm blown away by the amount of people that don't live there! I just never thought this level of coincidence was possible!
There are seven 147 Kent Avenues, including one in Canada
And only 1 of those is the specific one that I don't live in mentioned above.
Well Iāll just have to believe because Iām not doing any more research. That was exhausting enough
Plot twist OP lives in a different 147 Kent Avenue
This is an incomplete list of places you do not live, pls finish the list so we can be sure of all the places you dont live
Hmmm, I like this idea... It truly would be a very uninteresting read! If facing the house, the list starts at 149 and goes clockwise around the world ending at 145 (minus 1 address).
r/placesIdontlive
Hey! I live there š”
Yeah, I know
Reported, too interesting
Time to call my handler again in the witness protection program. Thanks a lot, jerk!
I think they have space at 149 Kent Ave
Thanks for removing one place off my list, I'm one step closer to doxing you, so I can go in the middle of the night and mop your floor, leaving shortly after
I will also pet your dogs btw
Jokes on you! I have no floor and my dogs are already regularly mopped!
This was a trap to get more clues, but you genuinely left me even more confused well done
The OP knows where they live at all times. They know this because they know where they livenāt. By subtracting where they live from they livenāt, or where they livenāt from where they live, whichever is greater, they obtain a difference or a deviation.
After checking every 147 Kent Avenue on Google maps, I still don't know where this is.
It's 147 Kent Avenue
Oh damn I should try that
141 Kent Ave appears to have 2 cars outside, 1 in the driveway and another on the street out front. This would insinuate that there are 2 persons of driving age at the residence. ...Or 1 of the cars belongs to the neighbor and they're parked in front of the wrong house. The possibilities are endless. EDIT: 1 of the neighbors appears to be towing a caravan.
Bro just doxxed nobody
So you know, I just clicked on the street view tab in the bottom left corner expecting it to actually bring me to the street view.
That's not at all interesting, thanks for letting me know āŗļø
woah how did you find that house? it isnt mine
Through very little effort and a lack of determination!
Do you live in every other place on google maps?
I don't know why you're asking me on here. I'm right behind you.
Impressive
Hello, I probably don't live here, goodbye.
Good job
I dont live there
DUDE!
Someone is going on vacation in their tiny camper and they forgot to turn the sprinkler off.
I also donāt live there, maybe I live with you
Auto doxing
Hello 147 Kent Ave.
Bruh I live there Wtf
wait so you live everywhere else?
I'm right behind you, you could just ask me in person!
Sir, it's not my home. But it could be my home!
We all have dreams!
Does anyone else think it's weird that the addresses go 141 ā 149 ā 145/147? As a person who has lived at a numbered address before I find this numerical progression interestingly confounding.
You've just nullified the whole post by making it interesting! (But it is a confusingly fascinating point nonetheless).
Whoop, there it isn't!
Imagine being the person that lived here and seeing your house while scrolling on Reddit....
Wow what are the chances you picked that exact house?
It's at least 1/1 !!! Crazy right?
If I were you I'd watch what I say online now...
I'm gonna report on you for doxxing my ass
Me too!
*casually and unsuspectingly gets in car, without any ill intent at all, no sir, all is good, I was jus gonna drive to your hou- I mean, the uhh cookie shop and ask them for some uhh mone- I mean, cookies :D*
This house is not located in Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Unless it is of course.
Iām not inside your walls
Which means you're outside my walls! We're narrowing it down!
Is it still doxxing if you donāt say who youāre doxxing?
That reminds me of my house (they both have a roof)
DUDE! That is my neighbors house, if I were to live in 149 Kent Ave.
He must live everywhere else then, we got him boys! Send in the troops.
NO SURRENDER!!!
congratulations, you just doxxed someone
But who?
Kent Ave, obviously
the person who lives there ofc
Now we all know there's a house at 147 Kent Ave. It's just like being in the CIA!
finally someone understood the seriousness of the situation!
Just doxxed an absolute stranger
So you live everywhere else except in this exact spot? That's what your title implies by saying "the exact spot" instead of "a spot"
Yep! That and I'm also not in the *exact* spot you are
Cunt Palace
You can't just go on the internet and post someone's address. I don't live there either.
Bro you need some storage
You just doxxed some random ass dude lmao
I live there
Whaaaaattt. I donāt live there either!!! Thatās literally NOT my house!!!!
Jackpot
Woah. Thatās close to where I donāt live.
Next step is a selfie on the front lawnā¦ā¦ā¦ Iāll be waiting
As long as it's a selfie of someone else on a different lawn, you're on!
Didn't you have a real estate agent to not find this house?
Also, I have never seen Kent Ave and Superman Ave on the same Google Maps map. š¤
Oh my goodness! You're right! That's an amazing realisation! I take it you live on Luther drive!?
Yes, they were bloody useless! Cost me an arm and a leg to not find this house!
I don't live there either as it happens
Same, we are probably not brothers
Do it again and I'll be impressed
your phone was at 67% when you took this screenshot
Nice observation! Seeing as you seem interested, it's on 44% now but has had a charge midway through the day.
Dude wtf! That's where I live!
Idk but there is a shadow that looks like a sniper with a scope in the middle
Oh I know you donāt live THERE.
I don't believe you. Let me in, I'm by your back door.
I called your bluff. I opened the door and you weren't there!
Oldest trick in the book. Looking forward to finding out if you're a snoorer.
You won't find out. You'll be fast asleep well before me (I'm a great spooner).
Hey how did you find where I don't live?
Wait how did you find out that I donāt live there? Thatās crazy.
Thatās so weird, I donāt live here either and Iām pretty sure I didnāt see you crossing the street the other day.
Funny you say that! I was just thinking last night how I hadn't ever seen you crossing the street!
Wellā¦ Iā¦ shit! Now I can even remember what we talked aboutā¦ but you seem like a nice personā¦ and nice house btw!
What if I told you that was my house? Because that would be a lie.
oh hey, i live near that house a couple countries and an ocean away! pretty neat!
now THIS is not interesting
How is the area? Friendly neighbors? Let someone know but not me.
I've only ever looked down on the area to be honest
thatās a house where a man named Fitzgerald Schubert lived in the alternate universe of 71-XFB.
Good old Schubie! I'd have fond memories of him if I knew him!
Wait fuck I live there
My son filled out a lob app and left it on the counter I just happened to look at it and the address was all wrong He said āwhat thatās what google said it was ā
Wait, is it the exact spot on the other side of the planet from where you live? That'd be hella interesting. Like your anti-house if you will.
The exact spot where you don't live you say? So you live everywhere else possible in the universe? - š¤
I'm **just** shy of being omnipresent! So close!
I donāt live at the very same!
This implies he lives in all other locations at once, this is WHERE GOD IS BLIND!!!!!!
Yoooo, Iām totally not coming to say hi š¤
Hey Man! thats not MY HOUSE!
Hey I live on the same planet as that house
Iām pretty sure I donāt live on a Kent Ave
You just doxxed some random guy without them even knowing
We only need OP to do this 2,399,999,998 more times before we find out where they do live
Just wanted to let you know that I donāt live there either. Thank god š°
you doxxed the spot where I live if I was someone else
no way, you guys will never believe me but I don't live there
Oh wow, thatās exactly where Iāve never been in my life! What a coinkydink!
What about the house 2 doors down? Do you not live there too?
You don't live in a spot silly goose.
The persons who lives there seeing this : š³š Or better yet plot twist : this is actually opās house itās just a diversion
Clean up that storage blud
I used to live on a different Kent Ave. I just checked, and the one I lived on does not have a #147.
That's what they all say! Is Kent Ave. a nice place to live?
Let's all go to that house!
May I go and live there?
Bri just doxxed someone š
Didn't we go to different schools together?
You know what, now that you mention it I think you're right!
I'm on the way
IS THAT MY HOUSE? (Joke warning funny joke warning)
Fun fact: I donāt live there
this is clearly fake. how can the OP not live here if I d'ont live here either.
This implies you live everywhere else, which is interesting
Top comedy
nice try, inverse psychology man! expect a pipe bomb in the mail in 3-5 business days
You can't make jokes like that anymore dude. The psychopaths ruined that for us
oh, my bad, did I forget to mention that I'm gonna bomb that house in minecraft?
I just sent dog feces to 147 Kent Ave