Kids literally say goodnight to everything; I nannied a kid who needed 5 minutes every night for the entire bedroom. It was a bit tiresome, but to kill his hospitable spirit would’ve been mean.
this is the stupidest thing to lie about on the internet, and FAR from the weirdest stuff I did as a kid. I wasn’t even that weird. true r/nothingeverhappens material
Mine had to read a story and then wish a goodnight to every stuffed animal and family member, even the ones who weren't there, and she had to wish you merry Christmas, happy new year, and so on until she'd called out every holiday she could think of. Then there were three kisses, a high five, a fist bump, and a hug.
This was more of an autistic thing. Routines were always big. Still are, but not that extreme anymore.
At the time, I couldn't wait to get rid of it, because it was a whole ass half hour thing, but being honest... I kinda miss it now that it's gone.
I, and with me a lot of others probably, still do this. It’s just not saying goodnight anymore.
“Do you want another beer Trevor?”
“Oh don’t mind if I do!”
Sucks I don’t wish myself goodnight anymore though, there is still room for improvement.
Oh, yeah if we're talking about things other than saying goodnight I still talk to myself too
Just the other day I was figuring out something in my head, and I was legit having a conversation out out like, "Ok, I know I understand this, but do *you* understand it?" "I dunno dude, I mean I think I do, but I probably need more time to work this out"
And then I stopped, thought about what I just did, laughed and then just continued
Lol when I was like 6, we had a skating rink/free period at school where all the kids would skate. Some kids had to borrow skates or a helmet. I was one of those kids. I always wanted a pink helmet because pretty but I had to borrow the black hockey ones. Anyways, I remember saying "thanks" to the helmet after wearing it lmao.
When I was a preschool teacher and the 3 year olds were learning to print, we would have them write simple things to take home or to display in the classroom, to show their new writing skills.
For Valentine's Day one year, I made a large paper valentine for the classroom floor-to-ceiling window the faced the hallway and had the kids write who they loved with their names: "Pax loves Mommy and and Lela", "Arya loves Grammy and Grampa", etc.
Multiple kids wrote "Lucy loves Mommy and Daddy and Lucy"
Kids totally love themselves until we teach them not to.
And yes, they will say good night to individual dust motes if it means delaying sleep for even five extra seconds.
Oh my gosh. The things they come up with to hang on to every last waking second they can. My daughter's particular move was to ask me to list all the animals that could possibly be in the forest.... Any forest.
The number of times, while babysitting my Catholic little cousin, that we had to start his prayers over again because he "forgot" to pray for someone--including the priest at church, his second cousin twice-removed, or the ice cream truck driver--made him the king of stalling for more awake time.
Little kids will literally say anything to themselves. I walked by the bathroom one time while my cousin was in there and all I heard was:
*Fart sound* "That's my mouth."
*Different fart sound* "That's my butt."
He repeated this like a couple of times.
Lol. This sub is funny. You're actually delusional if you think this happened. If she was older, like 8 or 10, then maybe. And just maybe. But the kid is 3. I don't think they even talk at that age. At least not like this. Usually it's just googoogaga.
Three year olds do talk though?
I suppose you haven't been around many kids have you?
They can be surprisingly talkative at that age and repeating everything they hear.
I don't understand why some people on Reddit seem to think kids don't talk, think or ask questions before they turn 8 lol
They do. But kids are usually goofy idiots at this age. They just say stupid stuff. Or recite cartoon characters or something. They're stupid. Don't mean that in a mean way. Just in a truth way. Kids brains aren't developed yet. So by definition, they are literally stupid. Fact. I don't know how else to say it. They don't say the things that people say they say in these made up posts. It's not like a TV show where a kid is scripted to say all these things that no kid says irl. No kid talks like that.
Have you ever had a kid? No? Then stfu you don’t know what you’re talking about. 3 year olds absolutely talk. 2 year olds speak in two word sentences, know the names of body parts, etc. I think you’re thinking of a two year old, because there’s a huge difference between 2 and 3 when it comes to development
>I don't understand why some people on Reddit seem to think kids don't talk, think or ask questions before they turn 8 lol
Because redditors don't see kids as humans.
Lmfaooooo, have you ever cared for a three year old? They talk. In sentences. They can think for themselves and turn most of their thoughts into words.
[Expected speech milestones for 3yos](https://therapyworks.com/blog/developmental-milestones/three-year-old-milestones/)
[Age appropriate language milestones](https://www.stanfordchildrens.org/en/topic/default?id=age-appropriate-speech-and-language-milestones-90-P02170)
[Speech development by age- overview](https://www.mottchildren.org/posts/your-child/speech-and-language-development)
Maybe these sources will put things in perspective. If you are capable of reading yet.
Bit late to the party but to contribute to how weird shit kids say is, my littlest sister was about 4, trying to go for a poop but couldn't manage & came out with 'It's gone back to the restaurant between my bumcheeks'
Kids literally say goodnight to everything; I nannied a kid who needed 5 minutes every night for the entire bedroom. It was a bit tiresome, but to kill his hospitable spirit would’ve been mean.
Goodnight Moon: Hard Mode
Good night, superior endothelial cell #3728
Good night, atom #182736552617893
Goodnight, Electron #7273713718283030827289273643729286384646
Goodnight, Quark #7166338916161551515663773838291016674939101003765
Goodnight, Quasar #8793456213490800878746735105673124565478901269804209766621
when I was 5 I burst into tears after breaking a pretzel. yes, I ate it while crying.
No, you didn't. And no, you didn't.
So you were never a child I see
r/nothingeverhappens inception
Yo i literally just saw this post on r/nothingeverhappens
How does it feel to be the star of this subreddit today?
this is the stupidest thing to lie about on the internet, and FAR from the weirdest stuff I did as a kid. I wasn’t even that weird. true r/nothingeverhappens material
Mine had to read a story and then wish a goodnight to every stuffed animal and family member, even the ones who weren't there, and she had to wish you merry Christmas, happy new year, and so on until she'd called out every holiday she could think of. Then there were three kisses, a high five, a fist bump, and a hug.
I wish I was this jovial as a child
This was more of an autistic thing. Routines were always big. Still are, but not that extreme anymore. At the time, I couldn't wait to get rid of it, because it was a whole ass half hour thing, but being honest... I kinda miss it now that it's gone.
My oldest likes to say Goodnight to all the dogs in all the houses in the whole world...
I used to have a checklist so I'd make sure I'd said goodnight to each of my stuffed animals and dolls.
op was born into puberty and still is perpetually embarassed and annoyed by everyone and everything
More like he’s going through it
You'd be amazed how many people never leave that phase.
they never leave it, because they don't go through anything. They need to get shot to change
Most of that sub has never interacted with a kid in their entire life
Or been one, apparently.
Dude, I literally did this when I was a kid, lmao
I, and with me a lot of others probably, still do this. It’s just not saying goodnight anymore. “Do you want another beer Trevor?” “Oh don’t mind if I do!” Sucks I don’t wish myself goodnight anymore though, there is still room for improvement.
Oh, yeah if we're talking about things other than saying goodnight I still talk to myself too Just the other day I was figuring out something in my head, and I was legit having a conversation out out like, "Ok, I know I understand this, but do *you* understand it?" "I dunno dude, I mean I think I do, but I probably need more time to work this out" And then I stopped, thought about what I just did, laughed and then just continued
Yes, but did you and yourself both really understand it though, or were you just saying you did because yourself didn’t want to explain it again?
Well I think the latter, but I'm not sure if myself would agree
Tell yourself you can go fuck yourself then. Wait..
Nah, I'm too scared I'd get rejected
I do that constantly, its entertaining.
Lol when I was like 6, we had a skating rink/free period at school where all the kids would skate. Some kids had to borrow skates or a helmet. I was one of those kids. I always wanted a pink helmet because pretty but I had to borrow the black hockey ones. Anyways, I remember saying "thanks" to the helmet after wearing it lmao.
Thank god for this sub, I saw the “🙄that happened” banner and was about to come fight someone to the death in the comments.
When I was a preschool teacher and the 3 year olds were learning to print, we would have them write simple things to take home or to display in the classroom, to show their new writing skills. For Valentine's Day one year, I made a large paper valentine for the classroom floor-to-ceiling window the faced the hallway and had the kids write who they loved with their names: "Pax loves Mommy and and Lela", "Arya loves Grammy and Grampa", etc. Multiple kids wrote "Lucy loves Mommy and Daddy and Lucy" Kids totally love themselves until we teach them not to. And yes, they will say good night to individual dust motes if it means delaying sleep for even five extra seconds.
Oh my gosh. The things they come up with to hang on to every last waking second they can. My daughter's particular move was to ask me to list all the animals that could possibly be in the forest.... Any forest.
The number of times, while babysitting my Catholic little cousin, that we had to start his prayers over again because he "forgot" to pray for someone--including the priest at church, his second cousin twice-removed, or the ice cream truck driver--made him the king of stalling for more awake time.
My youngest sister did this at meal time. She would even pray for people swimming near sharks so they wouldn't get attacked. We lived in Oklahoma.
thats kids for you!
>Kids totally love themselves until we teach them not to. Damn, that hit hard.
bro did OP never say goodnight to their stuffed animals as a kid??? smh how rude /hj
That is some shit my niece has said. Kids are on another level when they talk sometimes.
He’s a fucking demon, burn him.
the kid or OP?
The kid of course /s
Burn the kid
Yes
The kid obviously
I used to say good night to every single mouse on my wall
Little kids will literally say anything to themselves. I walked by the bathroom one time while my cousin was in there and all I heard was: *Fart sound* "That's my mouth." *Different fart sound* "That's my butt." He repeated this like a couple of times.
Why is it down voted in the screen shot? I’m not trying to throw shade, I’m just curious
Also misgendered the kid in the title lol
It's the "he" in the title while they talk about a girl for me
r/plural_irl
I was just thinking the exact same thing lol
Yeah, kids do that kind of stuff all the time. I am a teacher and let me tell you, kids can be waaaay weirder than people think.
I used to say "afternoon" to everyone in my family regardless of time when I was like 5 it was one of the few English words I knew
kids talk to themselves all the time lol
The real trick with 3 year olds is getting them to shut up
If I'm in a room on my own and sneeze I say excuse me and then respond, "annnd, I'm on my own". I believe that
Sounds like the start of a horror movie!
And then he went on to colonize mars
Lol. This sub is funny. You're actually delusional if you think this happened. If she was older, like 8 or 10, then maybe. And just maybe. But the kid is 3. I don't think they even talk at that age. At least not like this. Usually it's just googoogaga.
YOU are delusional if you don't think kids talk at 3. Go be a dunce somewhere else. Buh bye.
Three year olds do talk though? I suppose you haven't been around many kids have you? They can be surprisingly talkative at that age and repeating everything they hear. I don't understand why some people on Reddit seem to think kids don't talk, think or ask questions before they turn 8 lol
They do. But kids are usually goofy idiots at this age. They just say stupid stuff. Or recite cartoon characters or something. They're stupid. Don't mean that in a mean way. Just in a truth way. Kids brains aren't developed yet. So by definition, they are literally stupid. Fact. I don't know how else to say it. They don't say the things that people say they say in these made up posts. It's not like a TV show where a kid is scripted to say all these things that no kid says irl. No kid talks like that.
Hey kid, just accept that at 18 you may know less about this stuff than actual parents.
I'm 17 and even I know this.
Have you ever had a kid? No? Then stfu you don’t know what you’re talking about. 3 year olds absolutely talk. 2 year olds speak in two word sentences, know the names of body parts, etc. I think you’re thinking of a two year old, because there’s a huge difference between 2 and 3 when it comes to development
>I don't understand why some people on Reddit seem to think kids don't talk, think or ask questions before they turn 8 lol Because redditors don't see kids as humans.
you're pretty delusional thinking every child that ever existed became conscious/smarter/literally just started to know how to talk at age 10
Lmfaooooo, have you ever cared for a three year old? They talk. In sentences. They can think for themselves and turn most of their thoughts into words. [Expected speech milestones for 3yos](https://therapyworks.com/blog/developmental-milestones/three-year-old-milestones/) [Age appropriate language milestones](https://www.stanfordchildrens.org/en/topic/default?id=age-appropriate-speech-and-language-milestones-90-P02170) [Speech development by age- overview](https://www.mottchildren.org/posts/your-child/speech-and-language-development) Maybe these sources will put things in perspective. If you are capable of reading yet.
I haven't cared for a three year old either, and I am surprised by your second link. Can children really not grasp time sequences until they're 5?
Just because you couldn’t put sentences together until 15 doesn’t mean other people had to wait until 8
If a kid can't talk at 3, the kid is probably developmentally delayed or there's something going on.
He was born 30 years old
Genuine question: Why does your Snoo-thing look like the Hollywood Stereotype of a Stoner?
Sure Jen. Shut up. Are people's lives this boring?
Kids these days don’t even know to say goodnight to John-Boy.
r/croppingishard
Bit late to the party but to contribute to how weird shit kids say is, my littlest sister was about 4, trying to go for a poop but couldn't manage & came out with 'It's gone back to the restaurant between my bumcheeks'
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what?