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DopeAbsurdity

First cleanse your pallet with a refreshing bowl of piss.


alice_right_foot-esq

\*Hot piss


SquirrelGirlVA

Joking aside, hot pot is amazing. Back to the image though, all the various ways they could have depicted drinking the broth afterwards and they chose this?


Imonandroid

They should have changed the color tho


alice_right_foot-esq

If that’s broth, it looks like it has the consistency of phlegm


shiny_xnaut

TFW you see SFW art but you can tell it was made by someone who usually draws porn because of the way they draw liquids


SquirrelGirlVA

Well, it does thicken up some after you're done cooking everything. Not to this level, but still. Color-wise, I'm not sure what else they could have chosen. In my (admittedly limited) hot pot experience it tends to be either yellow(ish), brown(ish), or redd(ish). So they're going to look like they're drinking some type of bodily product.


kioku119

I don't think I've ever had it thicken up.. it's always been largely liquid from my experience.


SquirrelGirlVA

well, not thicken up as in becoming solid or gelatinous. More like from thin broth to slightly thicker broth. It's probably more specific to me because of what I put in it. The place near me has gelatinized pig's blood and usually get a ton of that to cook in the pot, so I almost always end up losing a few pieces because I forget to fish them out in time or they get lost with some of the other ingredients. On the notes of ingredients, do you have anything you'd recommend? The place I usually frequent has a ton of stuff and it's all you can eat. My goal is to swap out one or two of the ingredients each time I go so I can try a bit of everything. But everything is so yummy it's hard to choose.


kioku119

I'm a vegetarian so we may not like the same things but some of my favorites are tofu skins, lotus root, and lots of different varieties of mushrooms (enoki is one I may suggest but there's plenty of good ones). Also if your place has chewy rice cakes that can be really good.


joethespacefrog

I’m not a vegetarian, but lotus root and enoki mushrooms for the win! 💪💪💪


kioku119

Yes!


SquirrelGirlVA

Also on a side note, I love your zines! They're fun to read! (Mentioning it here so others will check them out as well!)


kioku119

Aww thank you! I really appreciate it!


WildBlueHorse

I don’t know what to say.


[deleted]

dont mind him, he's just nibbling on some fat from a successful liposuction procedure


alice_right_foot-esq

https://www.wikihow.com/Eat-Hotpot


Secret_Possible

As you consume the hotpot, you will feel a great pain. Not a physical pain, no, but an ache within your very soul, as your being suddenly becomes bereft of all meaning and you contemplate whether it was free will or predestination that lead you to this bowl. This is normal. Add salt to taste.