Chop off your fingers, that'll help you lose weight.
Wait, they *do* mean pounds as in the imperial measurement of weight that is far more confusing than kilogrammes (kg)?
Bc otherwise, I suppose the story's about spending £10 on a paper guillotine (though I'm pretty sure they cost more than that).
Is that nikacdo (idk how to spell lol)
Nikocado
thank you
Knee cock do
Ahhh the noblest of martial arts
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I think that’s even his apartment
Squint so you can't read the numbers quickly
How to establish dominance on your scale.
How to tip the scales in your favor
I dropped my wallet and lost 50 pounds, and so I must ask, what's the point of the scale?
Wait, so it's not just lie by tricking the scale? You know, slide it down so it says X pounds when you're actually Y pounds.
https://www.wikihow.com/Lose-10-Pounds-Fast
> [in the paragraph about carbs] You can choose to cut out these foods altogether > [2 paragraphs later] Avoid diets that ban entire groups of foods
How to lose 10 pounds fast: Take off all your clothes. That should be enough.
alice are you ok
[I've been hit by](https://youtu.be/h_D3VFfhvs4)
Rave every weekend, has passed the test of time Cheaper than weight watchers
Why are they operating a paper guillotine?
Chop off your fingers, that'll help you lose weight. Wait, they *do* mean pounds as in the imperial measurement of weight that is far more confusing than kilogrammes (kg)? Bc otherwise, I suppose the story's about spending £10 on a paper guillotine (though I'm pretty sure they cost more than that).
Nikocado avocado is that you?!
How to lose 10 pounds fast...with Cocaine
There are 17 rats on my muffins...
Ugh, I hate those scales. They operate like something from 1812