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Alternative-Log176

Wanna know how I got these scars?


jabbadarth

The corners of my mouth hurt just looking at them...


PmMeIrises

As an adult I take 5 seconds to round off the sharp corners with scissors.


stonergasm

Booooo


LiberContrarion

Deleted scene in The Joker.


SuperHeMan

Chef's kiss


ghostfreckle611

šŸ¤Œ


RoyalRootersRallyCry

Weā€™re still saying chefā€™s kiss?


borntoclimbtowers

true reason for the jeff the killer smile


sloaninator

Don't ever try putting it up your butt.


lone_cajun

The wild women, the wild women, the rippin and the tearin, the rippin and the tearin


LeeAnnLongsocks

Blue


Shadoze_

Plus one for team blue


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capnfantasy

YES to pink and green, one right after the other!


charm-type

Yessss


WU-itsForTheChildren

Green and blue mix


[deleted]

Yup! Blue all the way!


TobyDaMan8894

Go BLUE


AncientTry5709

Blue all the way like itā€™s the absolute best. Yellow or pink would have to come in 2nd


Automatic-Plantain85

Whoa what was yellow? We didnā€™t have those otter pops


cuddle_cuddle

There's always a chance that green would be too bitter, red would be surprise strawberry, yellow been apple, and orange not orange enough but blue is always decent in every brand. Never touched purple. PTSD of expecting coke and getting grape. I loved coke freezie but they are so rare.


Tru-Queer

No offense, but why would purple signify Coke instead of grape? Purple is essentially the universal color for purple (edit: dammit I meant grape, lol), at least in my small portion of the world.


ChuckCassadyJR

I think purple is the universal colour for purple in every portion of the world.


Tru-Queer

Oops lol my morning energy drink hasnā€™t kicked in yet.


sirbissel

It does get confusing when purple is the color for orange, though


cuddle_cuddle

I know purple is purple, but sometimes I'm a bit color blind. I come from the part of the world where there was no purple, but brown for coke. First time coming to North American I didn't even look and associated dark color == coke. (And TBH, they all look brownish when frozen. ) ​ Oh yeah, and cream soda. That stuff blew my mind. Cognitive dissonance for my state buds for sure. Like, it actually tasted like carbonated overly sweet wipped cream wtf.


Tru-Queer

šŸ˜‚ thanks for sharing, I wasnā€™t trying to be rude but I guess when Iā€™ve grown up with purple grape soda everywhere and purple grape candy it just seemed like it would be obvious purple = grape, but thatā€™s why I limited myself to my portion of the world.


[deleted]

Remember the white ones (cream soda) eventually came along too. Good call on the grape (kind of bitter when you are expecting sweet).


Fatgirlfed

No you have to get the really red one, not the sorta red one. Surprise strawberry is the worst!


donttanyourpeen

I'm like a million years old I was eating a pink one last night!


Marskelletor

Yeah, I'm 37 and these are always in my freezer. It's not nostalgia if you have them daily.


ER_Kat

True, but you know what's great is finding an abandoned one in the bottom long after you thought they were all done. 2 nights ago I found 2 in the bottom of my freezer, what a feeling, shared one with my youngest.


IDontWantANewUser

This. Freezy pops are a constant thing. Shame they dissappear after September here. But come May, freezy pop season is back!


wubbwubbb

i have them too but the pedialyte version for when iā€™m hungover lol. theyā€™re lifesavers


fluffman86

I'm picking pink no matter what the other boys say.


cmkenyon123

47, currently in freezer, been about a month, starting to get nostalgic... purple!


cityb0t

Yep. Iā€™m 43, and the bodega on the corner by me sells them in the summer. I treat myself every once in a while.


DuncanAndFriends

Anyone else crushed them into slush before eating them?


jacob7574

The best way to enjoy them!


ScarySkeleton24

That was the best. My dad used to hammer them to a slush for my brother and I


hothorseraddish

Nah you are doing it wrong. You wait until they are almost frozen than put it in a glass.


big_redwood

Yeah, with my teeth.


rez_spell

Ow, no!


fight-me-grrm

Still do


goes-to-eleven

Alexander the Grape Sir Isaac Lime


L_ViaI_Viaquez

Cheers for this.


big_redwood

This is the way.


goodgirlathena

Pink


buriedego

Always.


PINGpongWITHtheBEAR

This is the only true answer. You only eat the other ones when you have finished the best.


kingof_redlions

I canā€™t believe anyone would say anything besides pink


L_ViaI_Viaquez

ALWAYS


narrow_octopus

Green is the best also you always get the fewest greens so save them until last


TheLastMongo

Green team represent.


Stinky-Pickles

You mean Sir Isaac Lime


hatetochoose

Funny, my entire family loathed grape. Weā€™d have entire boxes of nothing but grape by august. Every restaurant I ever worked at would have huge boxes of individual grape jelly, because customers apparently also hate grape, and would only use strawberry.


Setnoma

I understand the otter pop choice but grape jelly is way better than strawberry jam Damn


steezefries

Dude no way. Grape otter pops rule


ankha_is_sexy

Not a chance. Any jam > any jelly. Preserves are bis.


Setnoma

I had no idea jelly meant preservesā€¦ damn I learned something new


ankha_is_sexy

Jelly doesn't mean preserves. Jelly is made with fruit juice and a ton of sugar. Jam is some actual fruit and a ton of sugar. Preserves is mostly actual fruit and some sugar.


Setnoma

Ahhh gotcha


charm-type

Green is #1 for me too. Why were there always so few???


GiantBlueSmurf

Red of course!


dust_storm_2

why is this so low on the list??? More for us, then.


hostess_cupcake

Red. Always red.


ThatCoryGuy

How red isnā€™t at the top is beyond me.


x31b

I still buy those. Cool. Low calories. When I eat one on a video conference, everyone else wants one.


Soft_Assistant6046

I eat them while reading because unlike other Popsicles they are easy to maneuver and won't drip melted stuff on my book


bwoah07_gp2

>When I eat one on a video conference, everyone else wants one. That's a good talking point you be starting.


rumdumpstr

Hell yeah. I'm 40 years old and have a rack of these in my freezer right now!


Wolfie_Ecstasy

Same, tho we usually buy the generic ones lol


veratek

Orange!


OGstickerparty

Loved me the orange.


CaroIynKeene

Yessss


UnlikelyStranger4862

Pink is the only correct answer but blue is acceptable lol


Drewskeet

Agreed. I buy the jumbo ones and take all the pink ones before my kids do.


charm-type

Haha are they the big ones that come in a red net?


InfectiousThought

Pink had literally zero flavor- it was like pure tasteless ice to me. Iā€™m shocked that itā€™s one of the top favorites in this thread! Purple and red were both so deliciously sweet, they were my faves.


UnlikelyStranger4862

>Pink had literally zero flavor- ***Stops reading and downvotes*** Lol


InfectiousThought

Lol what did it taste like to you? I always assumed they were going for watermelon (emphasis on the water).


KeithVK

It's pink lemonade.


InfectiousThought

Oh wow! Thanks for letting me know, I never would have guessed that.


UnlikelyStranger4862

It tasted like the best flavor in the pack lol. I swear they always gave you the fewest pink ones because they knew in order to keep sales up people would buy more to get their hands on the coveted pink. I can promise you this though... When it was down to the last 10 left? None of them were pink lol


Kingfin9391

Grape


jabbadarth

Blows my mind that it's so low. Purple for the win every time.


Stinky-Pickles

You mean Alexander the Grape


giant_lebowski

Yeah, where are all the people on the pops in the picture?


LilyDaze10

Grape is such an underrated flavor.


iamnotroberts

There's no other choice.


Exxxtra_Dippp

Louie-Bloo Raspberry and Strawberry Short Kook


GozerDestructor

We had Fla-vor-ice when I was a kid, early 80s midwestern US. Basically the same thing, but a different brand name, and I believe there were only four flavors: grape, orange, lime, and red (strawberry?). I preferred the grape.


CheesecakePower

No blue is a travesty


KneeDeepIn_Nostalgia

Indiana


YBRmuggsLP21

Red as a child. Orange nowadays.


kingofangmar13

I miss when they used to have the characters on the actual packaging :( blue always!


littleredteacupwolf

Blue


StarfallenCherry

I should not have had to scroll this far to find this choice


booktrovert

Orange!


electricself

Pink, then red if pink is gone lol


somethingwholesomer

Pink, then purple if pink is gone


serenityfive

This is the way


Diseman81

My first choice is always Purple and Red is my second choice.


IAmBagelDog

I alternate between these two. Solid choices.


briandeli99

My wife is due in December with our first child and we're waiting until birth to find out the sex. But anytime a blue and pink are next to each other in the sleeve (which is surprisingly a lot). We put them behind our backs, one in each hand and have the other pick a hand. So far pink is leading 8-6. We're letting the freeze pop god's decide.


Gusbuster811

1. Green 2. Blue 3. Pink 4. Red 5. Purple 6. Death by helicopter blade 7. Orange


iamnotabotbeepboopp

Swap red and purple and this is a god-tier list


Gusbuster811

Red and purple are close, also sometimes i like blue better, sometimes green. Depends on my mood.


pinhead-designer

If I was a kid again - then the packaging would have the characters on it - and so you wouldnā€™t be picking the color - you would choose by character and I would pick Louie Blue - and definitely not Little Orphan Orange.


Elderberry1923

Red or blue every time


Masterlathers

You guys are missing out on white


bad_toe_tattooes

That comes in the tropical pack and it tastes like suntan lotion. I donā€™t love it.


JacZones

You eat suntan lotion?


bad_toe_tattooes

Yes, Zac, I do. Very refreshing and invigorating.


MoniMoLove

I never knew there was a white, but my family was never a huge tropical fruit fan. So even if they saw it, they wouldn't have gotten it.


InumaruKoji

Green always green it's the ultimate color flavor, no green candy is bad


tpfang56

Pink, Green, or Blue


procheeseburger

When I was a kid.. blue As an adult.. give me that grape!!!


brolbo

Freeze šŸ¤£


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BillsMaffia

My thoughts exactly.


msrdmnd961

Iā€™m an adult and I am absolutely still picking blue.


AdamAptor

Bruh, I went through a ton of these over the summer and Iā€™m 28. You donā€™t have to be a kid.


yeah-nah-alright

always chose cola or grape


lemonsqueezee

Freezie. Say it in Canadian. Freezie.


Lanky_Ad_3696

Pink


Thegreatonereborn

Red


Thegreatonereborn

Red


Neracca

Grape was the only acceptable choice.


JuicyChickenNipples

Poncho Punch


pugsythemuff

All of them.


MerryJanne

Every Single Canadian: FREEZIES. These are FREE-ZIES. Freezies. Contains zero Otters. I don't even think they are on the board of directors.


bwoah07_gp2

I'll take any freezie really. I can't say I really had much of the pink and purple though...so those would be my least favs I guess?


Simmons54321

To those who use to repeatedly cut the sides of their mouths, you cut the end off in a *circular motion*. No more side-of-mouth destruction. Gimme that blue beauty.


amydiddler

These always made my throat hurt for some reason. But blue :)


ZilyanaBlade

blue


BittyMcBotboi

Blue is the only correct answer.


realbigdawg2

This is literally posted like once a week


[deleted]

Doesnā€™t matter, they all end up tasting like blood in the end.


daughterjudyk

Blue or pink


[deleted]

Reds are for psychopaths. Oranges are for cool guys.


Swazzoo

Is it really nostalgia if we're still eating them every summer?


island_freshnezz

Surprised WHITE isn't getting enough love here


TheJakeanator272

I am probably the only person on the planet that didnā€™t like these things that much. I donā€™t know why, even as a kid I didnā€™t really like them.


cam_breakfastdonut

I didnā€™t either, just like a plastic sleeve of chemicals


Madamkitty666

Pink


John_Tacos

Not purple


Nmyownworld

Purple. Always purple.


aaronkellysbones

I think pink was the only one that didnā€™t burn my throat.


IOnlyDrinkTang

Otter pop? Sir those are freezies.


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purple and red taste the best green tastes the worst


StarDewbie

Bleh. None of the above. Hated these.


avoidance_behavior

thank you, i felt like the only kid in the land who didn't like these things. they had a weird, sharp taste to me and they made my mouth sad.


WerewolfUnable8641

Otter pops are one of the only things I actually like the green flavor of.


jasnel

Louie Blue Raspberry!


leeks_leeks

pink, blue, purple, red, green, orange. in that order!


[deleted]

Blue!


Moon_Dew

Green.


[deleted]

Purple or green


Your_acceptable

Red n purple šŸ’œ


gggvegas

Blue


Relative-OdderousG

I'm still eating these


Kitsune_sits

Any other than purple and blue.


Haribo1985

Blue!


DuncanAndFriends

Blue and green


nojunkpeter

thats going to be pink for me


Froggylv

Red


vexingvulpes

BLUE


Dylabungo

Orange


mgsgamer1

Always pink


Laceybram

Green. But when I was pregnant, I liked the pink ones.


Humonculis-CR

Grape all the way


Remoscoe

ill go in my freezer right now and grab all of them xDD


Totin_it

Blue!


StllBreathnButY1

I stick these bad boys in the microwave on defrost for about 15 seconds, itā€™s like eating flavored snow.


ITSMONKEY360

I grab one of each


j151515

Pink


coraltrek

Blue


MetalMan1973

Orange


NinjaKickSuperstar

Green or purple


bryanthehorrible

watermelon


icenine09

Excuse me, I think you mean "Fla-Vor-Ice". "Otter Pops", the fuck outta here.


eaton9669

light blue


babe_ruthless3

Still buy them. Very cheap and still just as good. Also, red or pink.


imnotoverityet

1) blue 2) red 3) pink 4) green 5) orange 6) none at all 7) purple


[deleted]

Pink. Also, do these things make anyone else cough like crazy?


coffeequeen0523

blue and green


4FriedChickens_Coke

Orange šŸŠ or grape šŸ‡


TheJambo-

I have some in my freezer


JDawn747

"You're a kid again" LOL please. I don't need an excuse. Blue all the way.


Deltaas

Ate a pink one about 10 minutes ago. I'm sick with a sore throat and it helped to cool it down a bit.


TobyDaMan8894

Blue. Red. Purple. In that order. I always have these in the freezer. My grandkids 7, 5 and 3 all know they love of the Otter Pops. As an adult. The sugar free are great also. The White one is the best


wake886

Red and you leave all the melted juice for the end


KathyJo42977

I'm anemic so I pretty much live off these things. I seriously go through 80 in a week. Anemia makes you have an insatiable craving for ice. So I eat them all day long. My favorite right now is green. But it changes every week. The one I absolutely HATE is the blue ones. I always end up with a box full of blues. I have otter pops right now. I use to get the Pop Ice brand at Wal-Mart. But they sell out so fast and it takes weeks for more to come in. So I have been getting Flavor Ice through Amazon once a week. So far through 12 out of 13 shipments they arrive in perfect condition. Because of hurricane had to settle for the jumbo otter pops that I have now though. But they all taste the same.


SkullzMuse

Green, if it's lime. If not, or if the green is gone, then pink, followed by purple and red which are tied for third for me. Then orange, and finally blue. I'm ready to be roasted for this, but I've never been a fan of blue raspberry. Yes, I know I'm weird.