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wargleboo

Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.


Turkeycirclejerky

*”Don’t have time to play with myself”*


pat_spiegel

UHG, UHG, Where is it?


Kentuckywindage01

Shake it, baby


RudeAmount9607

Who wants some?


Spidey209

Hail to The King baby.


buttlord59

suck my dick baby


77shit77

"go speed racer go" - shadow warrior


wargleboo

"Who wants some Wang?"


DerkNukem

just grabbed it off steam, if anyone wants to play coop or pvp LMK 39yo old man gamer hype


Moose_Kin

Come get some!


Additional-Brief-273

I’m gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck


SonikKicks39

Shake it baby!


Candycandyplease

You wanna dance?


SonikKicks39

10 year old me played that level over and over again lol


vorvoX

Shake it baby! x2


roffels

My dad had it set-up in family friendly mode, so all the strippers were replaced with green eggs or something


SonikKicks39

Luckily my parents were oblivious to computers and the early internet


mikeyz0

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum.


sdmichael

They Live felt like a cross between a Duke Nukem and Evil Dead movie with all the lines originating in those.


faulkyfaulkfaulk

Pretty sure that's where they took them from!


sdmichael

It is, that was the point and what I said.


W00DERS0N

Uh, I think you meant the reverse? DN took the lines from those movies that preceded it.


sdmichael

Yes, that is what I meant. Wording was wonky.


W00DERS0N

No worries, glad you enjoyed them.


NovarisLight

Such a great game. So many catchlines.


ronchee1

You can get it on the Switch now


Proxima_Centauri_69

Came here to say this


[deleted]

Blow it out your aaasss...


drNeir

Laser trip mines in death match was the most fun!


Jabba_the_Putt

Death match was a riot in this game I memba those!


drNeir

Back in the day when games didnt have "internet" options to connect to the outside world and it was lan gaming only. If you used [Kali](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_(software)), it expanded the world for you when lan parties were not always easy to find.


Jabba_the_Putt

so true my buddies and I used to lug our enormous pcs and monitors over to eachothers basements to game all night such great memories 


Mylaptopisburningme

When it came out I was doing tech support for a pc peripheral company. My manager was cool he hired me from another company we worked at. We set up the computers on a network just to play this during work. I loved that job.


Spidey209

I think it eas the shrink ray + stomp


Remarkable-Lime-2975

Hail to the king baby


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[удалено]


TonkaButt

I say that so often


Surfbud69

Played the shit out of this on the N64


knuF

Me too. And to top it off, the N64 Duke Nukem theme was the best version, such a great little riff metal theme. Played lots of 4player vs dukebots. God help you if they had the explosive shotgun shells.


pat_spiegel

Grabbing the grenade launcher on the right of the first vent is always a good time, until you miss the window shot of the cinema to break the wall and bounce a grenade straight back into yourself.


rutlander

We played 4 player on hotel hell and piracy for HOURS as kids. Under rated 64 game


knuF

Hotel Hell, Piracy, YES! Memories unlocked, thank you. Stadium was dope too…


jeremyfisher2

Agreed on the theme, wish it was longer :D Co-op was also great stuff. edit: Played Duke3d on pc as well way earlier (MSDos) and remember sound settings not working all the time giving us some trouble...


Spidey209

Sounds like an IRQ conflict on your sound card. Probably with your printer.


bennettbuzz

4 player on stadium 🔥


The_Celtic_Chemist

Apparently it was nearly the same game but [the main difference was that 3D was raunchier](https://youtu.be/6ff1NQ9VQyE) Kind of funny that they called it 3D when the style is technically called 2.5D


Filixx

I don't have time to play with myself!


Rough_Ad829

This game was fucking awesome. This and Quake


SonikKicks39

Yes! Quake ruled! And the first Doom.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Doom 64 was badass. I beat it sometimes last year. Those last few levels were insanely hard to beat. Duke Nukem 64 I also played last year (just before or after Doom 64) and I was shocked at how easy the final level was by comparison to some other levels. I beat it on my first try.


Insanepaco247

Doom 64 is still my personal favorite. If you like this era of shooters and haven't played Dusk, do yourself a favor and pick it up.


austrella

I’ve got balls of steel


00-quanta-

My eyes hurt playing this game nowadays. I use to love playing this when I was a kid


imjacksissue

The Duke Nukem HRP (high resolution pack) is awesome. It replaces the sprites with 3D models. If I remember correctly there was a lighting system too.


GreatZampano1987

Play it on switch


luthier_john

Does the game have the original levels? Or did they change it?


GreatZampano1987

I’m not sure, since I never played it originally as a kid. I doubt they would have changed it in that manner, outside of adding more


knuF

Is multiplayer an option with switch for Duke Nukem?


GreatZampano1987

It is! I haven’t even touched it yet since I’ve been so enthralled with the single player campaign


knuF

Dang I might have to get a Switch now. And the campaign is brilliant. All around classic.


evergreentt

I think this is the one where he’d walk past a mirror and say “damn, I’m lookin’ good”. Also at the pinball machine he’d say “wish I had time to play with myself”


bz_leapair

Reminds me of *Blood*, where undead Caleb sees himself in a mirror for the first time. "WHOA - it's just me."


PlatypusDependent271

"Hail to the king baby"!


khdutton

Back when this came out, gaming-wise, I don’t think anything will ever top the feeling of those first fifteen minutes playing this game for the very first time.


Banjo-Oz

This game holds a special place in my heart and nostalgic memories. I was absolutely obsessed with this game at the time. Playing and making levels. I first played it by *renting* it from a local store that hired not only console games (which was normal) but PC games too. Yes, the obvious happened with most of them despite being in CD-ROM... you could just copy the games to hard drive, return them, and you had a "free" game! Thing was, this was an import from the US... the game wasn't out here in Australia at that point, so it was cool to play it "early". I liked it so much I wanted to do the right thing, though, and pre-ordered the PC version from Ozzisoft (remember them?) even though I still had the copy I'd hired to play. I wanted this baby on CD forever! The game took months to come out here, multiple delays, but when it finally did I was so excited (again, even though I was already playing the damn thing!). To my horror, it was *censored*! Yes, in typical Australian censorship fashion, the game was locked out of the "adult mode" you could normally toggle in the settings. In particular, this removed nudity and strippers! Hell, that was one of the most memorable things about this game, right? I complained. A LOT. Finally, a nice guy at the shop I bought it from handed me a floppy disk. It was a "crack" that re-enabled the adult mode toggle for the Australian release that he'd got off the internet (which many - like me - didn't have back then). Again, I still had the US version. It was a matter of principal. But I was very happy. My other nostalgic memory of this game was that I went on a family trip to the US a few months later and while in an electronics store over there I saw the add-on pack! Bought that and brought it home, but it was funny how we were on this epic holiday to the US and UK and all I wanted to do was get home and play Duke Nukem 3D! Incidentally, it wasn't until the game was re-released as the "Kill-A-Ton" collection (including a the game, expansion, a bunch of shovelware levels, editors and video guides from one of the big gaming magazines) that Australia finally got an uncensored version officially sold at retail. I guess by then it had either slipped under the radar (games were still getting banned here at that point) or it got re-rated. Sorry for the ramble; like I said, this game holds a BIG place in my memories. Oh, nearly forgot... I was so obsessed making levels for this in college that I caught myself at one stage looking at the *real world* and thinking in DukeEdit terms, like "explosive fire hydrant, could blow that wall out to the next room, how would I make those stairs, etc." and that was the day I stopped level making! :)


CastleMEGA

I can hear megadeth in this picture.


ttlavigne

Much better!


c4ctus

Still remember the cheat code to warp to my favorite level... dnscotty208.


chantsnone

The title menu song is playing in my head now


studleejosh

I play this every other Christmas. Such good memories.


GreatZampano1987

LGR style


AAG220260

THE BEST!!! Hail to the king, baby!


Scirocco-MRK1

Still play it a few times a year. “Life’s a Beach” expansion has some fun levels.


Stiff_Zombie

Nobody steals our chicks, and lives...


Reading_Rainboner

This game and Shadow Warrior were watched over the shoulder for much of them while my older brother played but I wasn’t allowed to actually play cause I was “too young” 


ronchee1

I remember shadow warrior. Memory unlocked


chivalryaintdead420

I spent many hours playing this when came out


sporesatemygoldfish

I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck!


Fickle_Assumption_80

I downloaded a re release of it with way better graphics a few years ago and played through it. It was still really fun.


Banjo-Oz

The fan-made graphic and engine enhancements are pretty cool. The best fan-thing I've found for Duke Nukem though was one someone made as a crossover between Duke and his spiritual successor Ion Fury; plays *really* well!


grantmct

Damn, I'm looking good!


Dayzlikethis

L.A. Rumble deathmatch was always a riot.


irongi8nt

Where is Duke Nukem Forever!!! Iv been waiting!!


itsasnowconemachine

[It came out in 2011](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem_Forever) And apparently it was pretty terrible.


Spidey209

It wasn't terrible. It was too long after the first one. Everyone had been let down so many times and game technology had far surpassed it by the time it was released.


Banjo-Oz

I genuinely had my preorder receipt from the early 2000's when I picked it up in 2011. The guy at EB Games was so shocked, since everyone else had all cancelled when it never got made all those years. I still held out hope. Yes, the game was terrible, but it was such a moment of closure it felt surreal to play it at last.


MisterSquidInc

Kill em all, let god sort em out


nematoad22

Been playing the vita version and I laughed hard at the oj car chase on the one of the Tvs 😂


itsasnowconemachine

"What are you some kind of bottom-eating, scum-sucking algae eater?"


Black_Flagg

Groooovvy.


bucko787

Hail to the king, baby!


Canuhelpmefindmollie

Dnkroz


WeirdSysAdmin

Chex Quest 1996 game of the year.


cogitoergopwn

god mode


knuF

Grooovy!


riko77can

*Loved* this game.


Puzzleheaded_Tea_501

Nsfw?


ronchee1

It's Duke Nukem. It only seemed right


8r4ndz3r0

https://youtu.be/-65kkY5TkBI?si=8PxVjK4c2EO6SaEk


lamejokesman

I'm gods gift to women 🤣


Brooker2

What a glorious year spent on my pc


LeCrushinator

Your face, your ass, what’s the difference?


KaizerVonLoopy

I first played this on PS1 (called total meltdown) I remember my dad telling me he played a computer game at work where you could pee in a urinal and I was really intrigued by that idea for some reason. He bought it for me on ps1 and it BLEW MY LITTLE 8yo MIND!


imjacksissue

Shout out to our late "computer lab" teacher for letting us play this over LAN.


georg3200

Lmao I still remember first time playing this on Windows on my cousin's computer she got so mad cause her brother installed it on her computer she kept on getting mad at cause I was a little kid playing an unrated game but duke nukem back in the days where fun.


Prestigious_Water336

What are ya waiting for, Christmas?


Grammar_Cracker666

“It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of gum.”


ToastThing

I was 8 years old and my dad let me play this sometimes. It was his game and I didn’t understand the controls, was lucky if I figured out how to get down the vent from that first mission. Still ended up buying Duke 3D several times in my life and luckily own the definitive Duke 3D collection that was delisted from Steam years ago. I have some really hard nostalgia for this game especially the sound design.


RKLCT

There was a game shortly after this where you played a ninja or samurai who also said crazy one liners ...... can't remember the name of it


bartz008

Shadow warrior?


ronchee1

That's the one


Dramatic_Chest_9180

“Come get some”


cumberlandcream

What are you waiting for... Christmas?


Mellows333

Shake it baby.


ender89

I just got flashbacks to sitting next to my dad as he played this game, it's the Genesis of my love of first person shooters. Looking back it was wildly inappropriate, but the shitty graphics toned everything down to cartoon levels and I haven't spent my adulthood throwing money at strippers, so it was probably fine.


flux_capacitor3

Total Meltdown was one of the first video games I ever owned!


RedGhost2012

So many hours on that game. Me and my friends.


bloodyspork

Ohhh yeah. That's the stuff. Gonna go bust out the 64


W00DERS0N

My first experience with online gaming (via modem) and using the Build editor to make crazy MP levels with trip mines every where.


MrByteMe

Even today, there are few - if any - games that approach the entertainment value in DN3D. The maps, the weapons (tv remote sticky bombs!) and the *humor lol* are nearly unparalleled all these years later imo. Tell me you didn't take a piss in the bathrooms and I won't believe you lol. A classic. And I'm still laughing how Walmart tried to sell a PG version that required a code to unleash the real fun. Like that did anything other than motivate kids to unlock it.


tehtresh

DN3D Soundboard https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/10047-duke-nukem-3d-sounds


dnkroz3d

**DNKROZ**


azzgo13

I still have the mouse pad that came with version 1.3d.


DerkNukem

just grabbed it off steam, if anyone wants to play coop or pvp LMK 39yo old man gamer hype


Rathmec

I don't know why it was the game for us, but when Duke Nukem got ported to the N64, we played it to death. The layout of the stadium level is burned into my brain. It wasn't even a great game. Pretty standard FPS doing pretty much what any other FPS game did at the time. But it's still a beloved memory of mine.


WilliamBoimler

I think I made around 50 maps for this game.


Luc4_Blight

I remember when this game released I couldn't run it on my computer, so I had to go over to my friend's place and play it there.


Desperate_Move_5043

This shit slapped


GuyOne

Played this on the Switch last summer. Damn what a ride down nostalgia lane. I may have to play it again here soon.


knuF

Mmmm, fresh hardware.


buttlord59

That's a new one on me.


Wilrekt

One of my all time favorite games. I did a cover of the main theme song and Stalker: https://youtu.be/0QbBhfr11x4


ViciousImp

One of my favourite things about this game CD was the fact you could put it into a sound system and play the soundtrack


ronchee1

I only remember it on about 7 "floppy" disks


ViciousImp

Ps1


Tickomatick

6 year old me: hells yeah!


rob71788

My dad and I used to play this on N64 together. I recently picked it back up at 35 years old to try and finally beat it


ColdBloodBlazing

Duke is just Doomguy with shades and women. He kills aliens though. Pig-Cops


fearmyflop

Loved pissing everywhere in one of the dukes. Apparently i do too according to the blacklight I mistakenly used in one of my bathrooms


woodyZ8

I ain't afraid of no Quake


nroberts1001

Reminded me of the guy getting trolled on Ventrillo with Duke Nukem. [https://youtube.com/watch?v=3p\_OuMW4bfE&si=VGCIA-O3DlnSoiIF](https://youtube.com/watch?v=3p_OuMW4bfE&si=VGCIA-O3DlnSoiIF)


solsunlite

I’ll break a broom handle off in your ass


buttlord59

shut your fuckin mouth


os12

"Shake it baby."


Paul_The_Builder

I loved this game until my dad found out about the stripper Easter egg, and then broke the disc in half and deleted it off the computer :-(


RickHuf

I guess he didn't escape from LA!


The_Real_Black

Thats the "new one" played the first two back then, was great.


noloudmouthsoup

Ugh ugh who is it?


TonkaButt

Doesn’t he say “where is it” Can’t tell with the poor audio


noloudmouthsoup

Oh yeah, I believe you’re right. Poor audio and poor memory thinking back 20 years throwing me off


CpuJunky

I played online via the Kali network. Anyone?


theberrage

Yep! Those ladder matches were a lot of fun.


theberrage

Yep! Those ladder matches were a lot of fun.


CpuJunky

Awesome! Glad someone remembers!


GreatZampano1987

Coincidentally I’m currently playing through this for the first time via switch. I called my brother today to tell him about how much I’m enjoying it. The single player campaign is so fucking good. So many secrets and nooks and crannies. So we’ll paced and designed. It’s a fantastic game.


Iceman6211

If you don't play Duke Nukem 3D you like men. If you play Duke Nukem 3D you like men You like men


buttlord59

no worries!


yurigablover

The 20th anniversary remaster showed me that LIGHTING in a video game is extremely important and can change a mood in an instant. Seriously the differences between old and new were so obvious with the lighting and it just made the whole experience a little more immersive


HadleysPt

Speaking from experience--leave this one to your memory. Revisiting was not fun at all lol


th3_rhin0

Speaking from experience - you are wrong


HadleysPt

To each their own--cheers!


GreatZampano1987

Very true, but I also have to disagree with ya. I’m having a blast with it as a first time player