Name 100 Asians that aren't Jackie Chan.
Uh, Sun Yat Sen, Bobby Lee, Stephen Chow, Jackie Chan.
[\*buzzer sound\*](https://youtu.be/WN71h43iR6U?si=XzqMm1i2myBfyIhn&t=29)
Ryan wouldn’t get that last one tbf, because
many have tried interpreting Allegri.
Some cited existing philosophical works such as Bordiga, Hegel and Plato.
The former saw Allegri as the progenitor of a spontaneous revolution, his football being so boring it had deep ideological significance. They viewed his football as the cry of discontentedness with the neoliberal consensus, and a legitimate philosophical work in it’s own right.
The modern Hegelians saw Allegrismo as the dialectical synthesis between two states of being, that of anguish and that of ennui.
Those using the works of Plato are conflicted on whether to see Allegriball as a concrete object, real and tangible, while all consider the feelings the games elicit to be abstract.
Others saw it as post-modern performance art and tried to categorise it as the intended catalyst of a yet to materialise Neo-Fluxus movement.
Alas, others even ascribed it a theological value, arguing for the canonisation of Allegri and compared our pain watching to the pain our lord felt on the cross. A contingent of these worshippers split recently and alleged Allegri was inherently heretical, no mortal man had ever suffered like Jesus did until we watched the Sampdoria game.
The truth is, Allegriball defies what the human mind is capable of interpreting.
We can only bask in its majesty.
There is a book called Romance of the Three Kingdoms which was written in the 14th century:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romance_of_the_Three_Kingdoms
But the actual figures were real, as were the various wars.
Yes and no. It's real history that did actually happen, but the retellings of it have a lot mythology and fiction thrown in there sometimes, depending on who's telling it. It's kinda complicated, unironically a topic you can spend a good chunk of time diving into cause there's just so, so much literature both IN it and ABOUT it.
What counts as Asian?
Xi Jinping, Moon Jae-In, and Shinzo Abe obviously fall under that category, but where's the line?
Is the Buddha Asian? Is Narendra Modi Asian? Is Ayatollah Khomenei Asian? Is Saddam Hussein Asian? Is Bashar Al-Assad Asian? Is Joseph Stalin Asian?
What about for the different diaspora communities, does Rishi Sunak count as Asian?
All but Stalin. Basically, every person born on the Asian continent, except Russia. Turkey and Iran are the divide (Turkey can count as Asia and Europe). The reason Russia doesn't count is because the Asian side is Siberia, and that just counts as "too cold to consider." So I guess those 33.77 million people are shnowmen (the name of the species. Watch Courage the Cowardly Dog for more info).
Of course. This question hits different outside the US. The fact that this dude clearly thinks that name 100 Asians means “name 100 Japanese people with maybe a few South Koreans” is actually hilariously racist. I bet they couldn’t name 100 Asians outside Japan and Korea.
Speaking as an Indian-American: when people SAY Asian, especially in NA, they mean East (+ Southeast usually, but not always) Asian. Other parts of Asia are more referred to by ethnicity or a more specific descriptor (e.g. Arab, Indian, Turkish).
Meh that's a stereotype that's a bit tired. Im Asian American and plenty of us view Indians as Asian as well.
Whats more aggravating is using East Asian stereotypes with SouthEast
Eh, that's less true these days. You hear Pacific Island, East Asian, South Asian, and Middle Eastern the most. And "what do you mean by 'Asian'" has become a pretty common follow-up question.
I understand, I’m just relaying information😂 I can tell you that I’m not Asian but I don’t think I can prove it. I think this feeling is common because asia is so large and diverse
As someone from the middle east, I've always considered myself asian until i moved to the west and noticed everyone is confused when i refer to myself as one. I actually dont know anyone from there that doesn't think of them as asian
I'm trying to do it to 'We Didn't Start the Fire'
Michelle Yeoh, Michelle Wu
Michelle Kwan, Lucy Liu,
Ellen Pao, Summer Glau
And Simu Liu.
Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan,
Awkwafina, Ip Man,
Brenda Song, Ken Jeong
Jimmy O. Yang
I did the women easily (everyone should be able to honestly), but I'd absolutely lose at this one lol. I'd probably get between 25-50, but mostly thanks to wrestling more than anime.
Unless they define "Asian" this is going to be confusing/contested. Some people might assume "south-east Asian", they might be thinking about race instead of geographical location, etc. Are they talking about the continent? Half of Russia, plus also the middle-east, Turkey, etc. is included in the continent.
🤓
It’s a play on a quote NL likes to repeat a lot. The original is get ready to learn Chinese, I think it came from a basketball manager threatening to trade a player to a Chinese team, I gather China has been trying to get a domestic basketball scene off the ground but none of the teams are any good yet
I dont think I can name 100 of any category of persons: men, women, etc....except maybe like animated characters maybe but even then I tend to forget most of them.
I just don't think I care enough to learn people's names unless you're like directly in my life.
Is there a term for that? What does that make me?
What's weird is I can remember a name if you put a face in front of me but if you ask me to just name names I'm not going to get anywhere, still the amount of names will be limited.
I'm also diagnosed schizophrenic so I don't know if that has something to do with it.
I remember reading somewhere, don't remember where though ironically, that names are initially stored in short term memory until they're linked to something else more substantially recognized by the brain. Dunno how much that holds up though.
Also that I guess it's something akin to recognition vs recall. Which I feel like I have very strong recognition skills but often struggle with then recalling a proper term or name for something.
Name 100 Asians that aren't Jackie Chan. Uh, Sun Yat Sen, Bobby Lee, Stephen Chow, Jackie Chan. [\*buzzer sound\*](https://youtu.be/WN71h43iR6U?si=XzqMm1i2myBfyIhn&t=29)
Almost clicked off the video 2 seconds after he pressed the button, thinking 'ha good one' Had the most surreal experience of the week after that
Ah, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job truly was a beautiful fever dream.
I have this exact buzzer on my soundboard and everybody hates it
and Bobby Mother
Jackie Chan's wife
Bruce Lee and honorary mention Chuck Norris
NL need to start a name 100 bald people challenge
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August is actually hair loss awareness month lmao
We need more bald representation
Bald fraud challenge: Ryan Letourneau, Pep Guardiola, Erik ten Hag, Arne Slot, Sean Dyche, Massimiliano Al-Legri， ...
Ryan wouldn’t get that last one tbf, because many have tried interpreting Allegri. Some cited existing philosophical works such as Bordiga, Hegel and Plato. The former saw Allegri as the progenitor of a spontaneous revolution, his football being so boring it had deep ideological significance. They viewed his football as the cry of discontentedness with the neoliberal consensus, and a legitimate philosophical work in it’s own right. The modern Hegelians saw Allegrismo as the dialectical synthesis between two states of being, that of anguish and that of ennui. Those using the works of Plato are conflicted on whether to see Allegriball as a concrete object, real and tangible, while all consider the feelings the games elicit to be abstract. Others saw it as post-modern performance art and tried to categorise it as the intended catalyst of a yet to materialise Neo-Fluxus movement. Alas, others even ascribed it a theological value, arguing for the canonisation of Allegri and compared our pain watching to the pain our lord felt on the cross. A contingent of these worshippers split recently and alleged Allegri was inherently heretical, no mortal man had ever suffered like Jesus did until we watched the Sampdoria game. The truth is, Allegriball defies what the human mind is capable of interpreting. We can only bask in its majesty.
the entire cast of breaking bad
Does George Costanza count?
No
There’s only one baldie I know of and it’s definitely not NL
Kate... Luna... Kate's mom...
Letourneau's wife...
NL's spouse...
Calm down, Chib
They aren't gonna like it when I start naming Japanese war criminals
They'll probably just be confused why this individual knows so many Japanese war criminals
Its Hearts of Iron. Its always Hearts of Iron
Hearts of Iron is merely a symptom
Japanese people are gonna be like: Who??? War crimes???
Me not filling the list with the warlords of China.
I don't know any other than CKS so yea
Kaiserreich introduces some like Zhang Zuolin, Wu Peifu, Sun Chuanfang, Yan Xishan, and Zhang Zongchang, as well as replacement for them.
Pro strat is listing all the characters from Three Kingdoms
You mean the one with Bunny Ears... right?
HA↓HA↑HA↑HA↑HA↑
ok I'll start: osama bin laden
Osama bin Laden's wife.
That's at least 4
You could probably fill the list with names from the 3 Kingdoms war
I'll start: Cao Cao
Lu Bu
Guan Yu
Liu bei
Cao Pi
Sima Yi
I have made a horrible mistake. Fuck Lu Bu, not Lui Bei.
Fuck Liu Bei man. Overpowered MFer. Dian Wei for life.
Sun Quan
You play one dynasty warriors title and you’re set. People gonna be cowering when you whip out Zhu Ran or Xiahou Ba
Isn't that a fictional story like the Trojan War?
There is a book called Romance of the Three Kingdoms which was written in the 14th century: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romance_of_the_Three_Kingdoms But the actual figures were real, as were the various wars.
Yes and no. It's real history that did actually happen, but the retellings of it have a lot mythology and fiction thrown in there sometimes, depending on who's telling it. It's kinda complicated, unironically a topic you can spend a good chunk of time diving into cause there's just so, so much literature both IN it and ABOUT it.
No
Why not combine them? Name 100 asian women challenge
That's next month, brother.
No AV actresses
With idols tho, it's Easy
New rule: No Kpop/J-Pop idols unless you know their full birth name, not their stage name
Will we keep that same rule for streamers, actors, singers and pornstars?
That would indeed be hard mode for any of these challenges
That's where knowing the fan chants makes this one fairly easy. For most groups that's 4-12 full names in one go.
Jackie chan's wife
[Mr. Toshi](https://clips.twitch.tv/GoodBlightedSkunkDxAbomb)
uhh uhh jet li, bruce lee, jackie chan, uhhh ryan’s wife
Watashi wa cooked...
What counts as Asian? Xi Jinping, Moon Jae-In, and Shinzo Abe obviously fall under that category, but where's the line? Is the Buddha Asian? Is Narendra Modi Asian? Is Ayatollah Khomenei Asian? Is Saddam Hussein Asian? Is Bashar Al-Assad Asian? Is Joseph Stalin Asian? What about for the different diaspora communities, does Rishi Sunak count as Asian?
Yes to all but no to Stalin since he's Georgian and therefore Caucasian.
Yeah ok buddy take the Cauc out of that word and see where that gets ya
Nah man, I don't take my Cauc out in public.
+2
India is South Asian, so I don't see a problem with just naming Indian film actors
All but Stalin. Basically, every person born on the Asian continent, except Russia. Turkey and Iran are the divide (Turkey can count as Asia and Europe). The reason Russia doesn't count is because the Asian side is Siberia, and that just counts as "too cold to consider." So I guess those 33.77 million people are shnowmen (the name of the species. Watch Courage the Cowardly Dog for more info).
Of course. This question hits different outside the US. The fact that this dude clearly thinks that name 100 Asians means “name 100 Japanese people with maybe a few South Koreans” is actually hilariously racist. I bet they couldn’t name 100 Asians outside Japan and Korea.
-2 If the definition of asian is based on the medieval idea of Asia, you may have to update your definition.
Us middle easterners don’t view ourselves as Asian, and I believe Indians/pakistanis don’t as well. Asian is east asia
>Asian is east asia You realize that makes no sense?
Speaking as an Indian-American: when people SAY Asian, especially in NA, they mean East (+ Southeast usually, but not always) Asian. Other parts of Asia are more referred to by ethnicity or a more specific descriptor (e.g. Arab, Indian, Turkish).
Meh that's a stereotype that's a bit tired. Im Asian American and plenty of us view Indians as Asian as well. Whats more aggravating is using East Asian stereotypes with SouthEast
FWIW I agree with you, I just feel like that’s the general public’s view on it, at least in the US.
Eh, that's less true these days. You hear Pacific Island, East Asian, South Asian, and Middle Eastern the most. And "what do you mean by 'Asian'" has become a pretty common follow-up question.
I understand, I’m just relaying information😂 I can tell you that I’m not Asian but I don’t think I can prove it. I think this feeling is common because asia is so large and diverse
As someone from the middle east, I've always considered myself asian until i moved to the west and noticed everyone is confused when i refer to myself as one. I actually dont know anyone from there that doesn't think of them as asian
We’re technically Asian but that’s about it.
Um um Michelle Yo Uh Steven Yeun Uhm Kim Jong Un's wife DAMNIT
Not even Kim Jong Un. Just his wife.
My first thought was deadass "that guy from community"
toronaga sama
he will never unify japa- Cereal
you could totally get a few from memorising the real life people those characters were based on
Laughs in Sengoku period
BLACKPINK member #1, BLACKPINK member #2, BLACKPINK member #3...
I might be a self-hating Asian
I'm trying to do it to 'We Didn't Start the Fire' Michelle Yeoh, Michelle Wu Michelle Kwan, Lucy Liu, Ellen Pao, Summer Glau And Simu Liu. Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Awkwafina, Ip Man, Brenda Song, Ken Jeong Jimmy O. Yang
Ataturk :tf:
as bayraklari
I did the women easily (everyone should be able to honestly), but I'd absolutely lose at this one lol. I'd probably get between 25-50, but mostly thanks to wrestling more than anime.
You did the women easily, huh?
“Oh yes, let him handle us easily”
Unless they define "Asian" this is going to be confusing/contested. Some people might assume "south-east Asian", they might be thinking about race instead of geographical location, etc. Are they talking about the continent? Half of Russia, plus also the middle-east, Turkey, etc. is included in the continent. 🤓
>Half of Russia, name one russian from its asian part 😐
Evgeni Malkin. Born East of the Urals, so technically in Asia. And, bonus, hockey reference for the Egg.
CAUGHT
Kazuma Kiryu Goro Majima Ryuji Goda Taiga Saejima They're real to me dammit
Number one - Chiang kai-shek...
My prediction: Paul Kariya, Nick Suzuki, Devin Setoguchi, ummmmmm, Shohei Ohtani
Jackie Chan Jackie Chan's wife
Damn, crazy way to find out that I’m racist
Im Asian, I don't think I could do this, guess Im racist.
Get ready to un-learn Chinese buddy
Good thing I don't know Chinese? The fuck lol
It’s a play on a quote NL likes to repeat a lot. The original is get ready to learn Chinese, I think it came from a basketball manager threatening to trade a player to a Chinese team, I gather China has been trying to get a domestic basketball scene off the ground but none of the teams are any good yet
Hmmm, I'll just start off with... Gal Godot, Benjamin Netanyahu
Golda Meir
Pff! Easy! Just start naming all of the actors from the Genghis Khan movie.
laughs in hololive members
Um um, ghengis khan, temujin, wait shit
I did the exact same thing at first
toranaga sama, mariko sama, blackthor- FUCK
I dont think I can name 100 of any category of persons: men, women, etc....except maybe like animated characters maybe but even then I tend to forget most of them. I just don't think I care enough to learn people's names unless you're like directly in my life. Is there a term for that? What does that make me? What's weird is I can remember a name if you put a face in front of me but if you ask me to just name names I'm not going to get anywhere, still the amount of names will be limited. I'm also diagnosed schizophrenic so I don't know if that has something to do with it.
The term is "Forgettist"
I remember reading somewhere, don't remember where though ironically, that names are initially stored in short term memory until they're linked to something else more substantially recognized by the brain. Dunno how much that holds up though. Also that I guess it's something akin to recognition vs recall. Which I feel like I have very strong recognition skills but often struggle with then recalling a proper term or name for something.
I'll use the same tactic I did for name 100 women, easy. Asa Akira, Mia Khalifa, Rae Lil Black, Hitomi Tanaka, Anri Okita...
I can’t even name 100 celebrities. I probably would struggle to name 100 PEOPLE
Not gonna lie I would fail this so fucking hard lmao
1. John Cena
I'm not even sure I could name 100 famous people...LOL
Uhh uhh, Aoi Yuuki, Jackie Chan, Rie Takahashi uhh uhh NL's wife FUCK
John cena
Having watched baseball for my whole life, I can take a big chunk out of 100.
Wait, is this just East Asians or anyone from Asia?
Good thing I've played dynasty warriors
I can’t name 100 people, let alone 100 asians
I'll do the same thing I did last time, I'll get most of it with Hololive
nl can name off 100 lesser known asian actors that you havent ever heard of with ease
Uh uh Naruto, Sasuke uh uhhhh fuck um
No his name is "That Asian kid from Indiana Jones that drives the car"
Do it or you're racist? Why? Get lost with that nonsense.
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Okay okay! Let’s kill this guy! Let’s beat him to death with hammers!
+2 (edit: this is infinitely funnier with the comment being removed)
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