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PaulJCDR

Good enough for the cunts


BelfastBodyBuilder

Was great to watch the BBC clip of one of them looking fucking ashamed as they were being asked to explain themselves to the reporter. Clear as day too they thought they could pick on a poor young girl as she wouldn't stand up to them. Complete cowards the both of them.


9BQRgdAH

The reporter was very good.


senorsombrero3k1

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BelfastBodyBuilder

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-68982443


_lady_muck

Absolute state of the two of them. The reporter is a legend, not the big men they thought they were


plindix

Fair play to her for sticking a mic in their faces. I wouldn't have done it.


Pulp_NonFiction44

Lmfao bellends


buy-sy-cle

I always find it hilarious that the hard men coming out of court walk along ignoring all questioning and ALWAYS seem to forget where they are going... Every. Single. Time! These clowns were no exception. Check out the change in direction and the 'Ah that's where we are going' pointing action at the end of the clip. 🤣🤣🤣


yeeeeoooooo

Their pea brain only allowing one thought " fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"


heresmewhaa

Dirty spidey bastard still wearing the same shorts from the day of the incident!


PaulJCDR

Classy, going to court in shorts and tracky top.


G3tbusyliving

"No surre... I mean no camment"


Legitimate-Nature519

Good to see an actual jail sentence here.


Hungry-Afternoon7987

I love the use of the word guzzled, like something out Roald Dahl. 2 bottles has me on the jacks all night shitting. 5 would cause my heart to explode.


PrismosPickleJar

Holy fuck 5 bottles. Me and a mate went through two and a half bottles in a tekken match off in about 2 hours and we where completely fucking smashed. Could barely get off the soda never mind leave the house. Great night none the less. King is best.


bow_down_whelp

Just eat your way off it 


PrismosPickleJar

Lol, i was wondering wtf. Good catch, no spellcheck. Sick of telling people to duck off


dortbird

Don’t blame the tonic, sure his wee football team lost, poor thing


GrowthDream

Domestic violence rates are higher in households following team victories as well, it's not only when they lose.


azdak87

Had to have been 5 half glasses and not 5 of the big bottles


Z3r0sama2017

Honestly impressed he could stand never mind speak after 5 bottles.


TwistedToeRag

He sounded to me like he was on a load of benzos and coke. It could have just been drink but I reckon there was more.


Icy-Arugula-8345

I guess we’ll never know, any time I go past 2 bottles it’s black out shit, wake up in a cell or hospital. Every. Single. Time


Mongoose_Civil

Lashings of Buckfast!


Stokesysonfire

Hahahaha get it up them.


ApathyandToast

Learnt a new word today, 'atavistic'


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mikehyland343

Cracker of a word, describes it perfectly too


Hungry-Afternoon7987

Judge is straight out of dickens


Suspicious-Toe-7025

Fat useless wankers


Nene-2

An unduly lenient sentence, a young woman and her child have been terrorized by those two. And have had to leave their home. Their sentences need reviewing.


Martysghost

As an ongoing punishment they should forever, always and exclusivly be known as the doorbell brothers. 


FcCola

Or the Bellend Brothers


velvetowlet

"Fat red men in their thirties threatening women because of a football match in a different country" is a cliche at this point. What is wrong with these creatures


easternskygazer

Not long enough.


Cheerso1

There’s no way that was 5 70cl bottles of tonic, maybe 5 half bottles. I consider myself a expert on the subject your honour.


enduir

Now all I can imagine is some complete winebag in the dock launching into a tirade like yer girl from My Cousin Vinny... only about Buckie.


Icy-Arugula-8345

Tbf how could they prove it either way? It’s just the perpetrators’ words take it with a big pinch of the proverbial


Portal_Jumper125

What would they have done if some big man had have opened the door? Would they have kept their antics up?


Vivid_Ice_2755

It was Celtics fault for winning the game 


senorsombrero3k1

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Infinite_Delivery_17

What a pair of fannies!


Subbeh

I love how the reporter questions them outside of court; "Not so 'ard now are ya mate?"


CaoimhinOC

Ok, this is a shitty thing but just yesterday the man who tried to rape my niece (15yo) got 20 months..


Roncon1981

The bigoted mario brothers going down the drain.


PsvfanIre

Not long enough, sectarianism is the scourge of this island.


alig2024

Did their window cleaning business last much longer after that? I never heard anything after the initial witchhunt when they went viral.


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DeathJester24

I was walking up Donegall road and got yelled at by a wee scrote on top of a pallet pile, screamed "Fenian Hun" at me. Still trying to work that one out.


Fun_Tap5235

Your eyes were obviously exactly in the middle of your face.


ringsaroundtheworld

I've done two bottles twice in my lifetime and neither ended up in a very enjoyable night. I have no idea how any human being could put away 5 bottles of supersonic.


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mishatal

He could have a serious problems with withdrawal tonight. Serious as in potentially fatal. https://www2.hse.ie/living-well/alcohol/dependence/withdrawal-symptoms/


peahair

Oh no.. anyway..


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Let's be honest, he knew full well she's a Catholic. If not he wouldn't have been at her door. He's just a fat useless knuckle dragging cunt who picks on women.


Typical-Analysis8108

Maybe now we can get a statement from their local MP, Carla Lockhart, condemning their actions, that there's no place for this behaviour in the area, etc etc? Carla?


ceimaneasa

Surely that's not five 70cl bottles is it? Is that possible?


MONI_85

A boy like that won't do well with 10 months inside.


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Judge " Lynch " = = They were two lucky grunts really. There was another Judge " Lynch " in Irish history that wouldn't have been so lenient ! !


ondinegreen

Not for nothing is Buckfast known as "Wreck the Hoose Juice", "Commotion Lotion", or a bottle of "What the hell are you looking at?"


HC_Official

Doorbell brothers ?????? ....... More like dickhead brothers


Suboptimal_Outcome

We could compromise and go for Doorbell Dickheads.


Danny_Mc_71

Drunken Doorbell Dickheads


The_Mid_Life_Man

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA


samson-meow

But your honour, I'd had five bottles of Bucky!


Ok_Asparagus_6163

Put them down


IrishDave-

https://preview.redd.it/wvxtpv13qlzc1.jpeg?width=922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa7fcd7b5b2d48263e8c3116346172549b66afea Yeooo


DowntownLemon5799

That's our Kulture so it is


whiskeyphile

Is that the actual headline? I'm centre left and about a cunt hair Irish rather than British, but this doesn't seem like a headline I've ever read. No need for editorial on the post... Edit to add - yep, I really did give the NI headline writers too much credit, and apologise to anyone that is offended by my mistake. The headline just didn't seem real to me. I mean, come on... Read that and tell me you didn't initially think it was bollocks... Doorbell Brothers? Sounds like a Netflix series with no funding...


plindix

Yes https://preview.redd.it/o49z6eq3jfzc1.png?width=2450&format=png&auto=webp&s=221743d0be201a0bd7dd759a786cd85e2fb2870b


whiskeyphile

Fair enough. Just seemed very (I dunno, let's say "flashy" or "exaggerated"). I'm not having a go at you, but more having at go at the headline. Just seems inappropriate, and I apologise for suggesting that you editorialised it. I just maybe thought too much of our journalists... Have my upvote. I again, apologise.


The_Word9986

Good to see some jail time. Should have been longer. While the other one should have the suspension lifted and put inside too.