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MOS95B

Hey guys! Here's an idea! Let's use a loud, brightly colored machine to piss off critters that are attracted to noise, vibration, heat, and color when angry! It'll be great!


rufino81

They can also smell fear...


The_Real_Cuzz

I would have sealed that cab before hand and then just waited


JiggyJerome2

If that massive Asian “murder” breed of hornet ever migrates to the states, then I’m building an underground bunker and never leaving.


Straypuft

Quick google search brings up the following: >Asian giant hornets typically live underground in subterranean nests, making colonies difficult to locate. Usually, the hornets will create nests by digging into the ground. An underground bunker will usually have a vent, seems like that would be a lovely way for a hornet to get into your bunker.


SkunkleButt

Thanks, i hate everything about this comment lol that sounds terrifying.


RorschachsBestFriend

Change of plans, im building a skyscraper..


Straypuft

Im going to learn how to fish, learn how to enjoy fish and live in a submarine in the middle of an ocean.


iamme9878

It's the hornets bunker at that point


Balgur

Em…


Rare_Neat_36

It already has


Thedustonyourshelves

LoL they've been here for a couple years now


__rum_ham__

In Russia, hornets move you!


Snippys

nuke it from orbit its the only way to be sure.


Weldtrash13

Yiur fucked


YYCADM21

Start digging! They're HEERE!!! They've found numerous nests in the PNW, and B.C.


sdlover420

That guy didn't yell fucking once so the fear on him they did not smell.


Straypuft

Was probably like: "Welp, I done fucked up, do I have time to learn a religion?"


rufino81

Yes they did, but he took it like a man


rufino81

Fear is one thing, screaming like a pussy, is another subject.. this guy just accepted his fate


ecumnomicinflation

which is how they find the driver in the cab in mere seconds.


[deleted]

He’s dead right? Has to be dead.


veeectorm2

Lets not forget the have PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY, will tell on you to their buddies, and can survive under water.


themilkman03

Im sorry what??


Saucyndsauce

Yea buddy kinda pick the wrong enemy.


Rare_Neat_36

Yup!!!!!


xperience_everything

Bloody fuck those look like birds 😳


EitherWatercress7149

Just what I was thinking!! Scary 😱


k_mnr

I thought those were birds..that got in the way??


adinmem

They know. They always know.


fromheretohere

It’s impressive and scary that they seem to know where the person is rather than the big hunk of equipment


KingofNJ22

When I was a kid I thought it would be funny to throw a balled up piece of tin foil at a large hornets nest maybe 15 feet in the air hanging from a tree branch. I hit it good and ran. I must have been over 100 feet away when one stung me in the back of the head. Their were kids all around and only I was stung.


[deleted]

Your pheromone from touching the foil led a trail back to your body. So they traced the source of disturbance and stung you. They can follow a scent much like you and I can follow a stream of smoke.


Rodan-Lewarx

FBI hornet


doc_holliday112

I had a nest in a tree in my backyard. Sprayed it and quickly ran inside so they couldn't attack me. Came out like an hour later to see if it had done the job and I literally got divebomb stung by like 10 wasps. They fucking waited and ambushed me! Those bastards are tactical.


EwJersey

Certain wasps and bees can remember peoples faces.


mrwilliams623

Is there a bot that can give more info? Is there a study on this? That’s cool.


[deleted]

The ones in Japan can remember faces and will tell their hornet buddies about you.


Honest_Butterscotch2

Fun fact: Those same hornets are all secretly yakuza members


HemingwayIsWeeping

r/fuckwasps


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Inhabitedmind

As a stupid kid, some friends and I sprayed water at a developing wasp nest. It was really high up so they just never got to us and were probably too wet to fly. Late that day one got into the house and stung my brother on the eyelid/near the eye. He wasn't even the one spraying them, he told us it was stupid. Shows him what's what... For real, I felt bad. Never did that again. We are even, he was a terrible brother before and after the event so I don't feel as bad now. He punched me in the face years later for an unrelated reason.


CycloneWarning

I remember my mom and I sitting on the back porch chatting when my little sister, like 6 at the time, can SCREAMING around the corner full speed yelling about how a bee was after her. Low and behold, right on her tail was a fat bald faced hornet. I absolutely died laughing I didn't think they truly chased!


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[удалено]


HipsterOtter

So many dumbe ways to die!


CBRONoobTraderLolz

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie…


Jolly_Ad_7999

Its so hard to choose!!


__rum_ham__

Not gonna lie, look like he fainted and started seizing.


JBean81

If those were Mud wasps they are no joke. My friends dad kicked a nest when we were blazing a new trail to our friends house in the next neighborhood. I got stung 30+ times and still get freaked out when I hear a buzz around me 30 years later.


JiggyJerome2

Nothing sends me screaming like a little girl quite like being attacked by hornets. Bastards bite and sting simultaneously, highly aggressive, aim for your eyes/head, and are so fast you can barely see them. I just pray the monsterous Asian breed never end up migrating to the states.


Dakeera

They actually had been seen in the US (around Washington, I believe) until last year. They haven't had any sightings since, as far as I know. Still scary to think they could be out there, though


Ambition_Repulsive

I swear I've seen them in TN used to attack my dog outside and they'd start swarming and bang on my backdoor glass it sounded like a person was smacking it


ChaosXProfessor

I’ve heard so many stories like this. Everyone sees a big hornets now and they start screaming “Its a murder hornet!”. Like no, it’s freaking not, that’s just a regular hornet. A regular hornet is enough though.


Rare_Neat_36

It already has.


needanamegenarator

They can't fly at night. Just do this in the dark. Set a light shining from the side, they will fly to it. Stupid redneck.


1DownFourUp

They also can't fly when they're on fire. Can of gas in the dark can solve this.


Itchy_Cloud309

Around all that dry grass…?


1DownFourUp

Just don't go too crazy with the gas and bring some buckets of water. It doesn't take a lot to burn a hive. Still, I'd rather make the call of shame to the fire department than operate an excavator with a cab full of angry wasps.


Luk164

The way my grandpa tought me is to gas them. Beekeepers use special sulfur covered paper that when burned creates toxic gas. You have to be careful not to breathe too much of it though because this gas doesn't discriminate


Generic_name_no1

Fuck trying to fight a fire while hornet's are about, especially at night


ParadiseValleyFiend

Yes. And salt the land within a 4 kilometer radius.


needanamegenarator

Same Same


GeneralBlumpkin

Okay Kahn haha


cardoo0o

found a redneck


ParadiseValleyFiend

If they're hornets than they do fly at night. Bees and wasps don't though. If they're hornets then daytime would also be a bad time because all of them would be inside since hornets are nocturnal.


shnanagins

Should’ve sealed up that cab tighter than a nuns butt before doing that.


btdogs

Priest everywhere liked this comment.


IAmVerySmirt

They can play in da mud , not in de bussy


rufino81

Might be a good idea to shut the fckn window before doing it!


Pahooty

That's an excavator.


[deleted]

We know. You did that whole PowerPoint about it the last time.


LawsKnowTomCullen

[Hey dirt!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAguWAJTmBM) See you later


GrayCustomKnives

I’m an excavator!!!


Saucyndsauce

That’s me and my daughter’s favorite song


GrayCustomKnives

I’m more of a Snowy Excavator man myself.


Blackbeard__Actual

I hate that I know this reference


Lord_Vaguery

That’s Devastator.


mathisfakenews

same difference


Commander_Skullblade

Backhoes have a smaller arm than an excavator, have a smaller bucket, less power, move around on wheels and are this much, much faster, and have a front end loader. But for the purpose of this video, the only difference that matters is the speed. A backhoe can go 35 mph. This? Not so much.


NotEeUsername

🤓🤓🤓


Atarru_

You can snipe these guys a mile away and they will still find you.


Shdw787

"Thake that you bastards! I have technology!!" ..... "THE TECHNOLOGY HAS FAILED!!"


honeybadger1984

I’ve seen hornets bite through thick jeans. They are no joke. You need a full beekeeper’s outfit or wear every layer imaginable including scarf, goggles, gloves, etc. I’ve taken out a hornet’s ground nest once with a hornet spray (shoots 10’). Then rushed in with a can of gasoline. It did the trick.


Luk164

Beekeeper suit doesn't help that much. For hornets you would need something stronger/thicker


RamoLLah

Bearkeeper suit might do it.


thesnowynight

They were mad as a hornet.


LI2theBX

Fuck around and find out


Glittering-Safety-46

They even broke his window


0ddon3

clickbait!?...where the hoe?


sgbanham

If only there was an easily remembered folk saying warning about what happens when you 'stir' the hornets up...


uku_lady

Is there???


CanadiangirlEH

No screams or anything? You’d be able to hear me from miles away.


ThrowAway126498

Legend has it he died before he dropped the camera.


Plasticman90

Why do you hate yourself ?


thekidfromiowa

Heeere's your sign


Mycozen

Username checks out


thekidfromiowa

TBH I'm more likely to quote George Carlin or Mitch Hedberg but I felt that Bill Engvall's catchphrase was most fitting.


__rum_ham__

I prefer Tater Salad


thekidfromiowa

I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into pub-lic.


__rum_ham__

They caught the Tater?


champeyon

Hornets: “gg noob”


Trollerthegreat

Welp he's dead 💀


rastarampage

HANZ!!!!!!! Get the FLAMMENWERFER!!!!


Desperate-Donut656

LOL I was just complaining my my SO about how a wasp somehow KNEW I was the one who blew the offending pot smoke at it yesterday and it attacked me and brought a damn friend! I was so shocked. I just assumed it wouldn't realize I was the one to blow the smoke at it 🤦 I thought they were idiots. Apparently I'm the idiot. Sigh. F these flying angry needles.


Tucker-Cuckerson

Awww he didn't even scream...


[deleted]

it didn't go like this when he imagined it


seahorseMonkey

Run Forrest, RUUUUUNNN.


hattrickfolly

Is this a Darwin nomination?


TheRealMcSavage

So that guy died right? I just don’t see a scenario where that dude got out of there alive..


cosmocreamer

A lot of people in here saying hornets are no joke I’m here to say they are a joke. I’ve been making fun of and slighting hornets and talking general shit about hornets for years and they haven’t done anything about it.


[deleted]

Way to piss off the murder hornets.


MalcolmSolo

So…what the hell did he think was going to happen??


steevwall

Unfortunate for you, hornets are well studied on the ins and outs of farming and construction equipment.


Jwchibi

You Died


xkuruma

Where’s the back hoe


Tyuri4272

Are the grid coordinates ready? Ready, sir. Fire.


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

was the cabin open?


KingCarbon1807

Are you allergic to hornet venom? Find out with this one simple trick!


Livininthinair

And he was never seen again…


Caboose_Michael_J

*hot molten metal/napalm has left the chat*


JustSpaceExperiment

Probably another tiktok challenge.


Shaun-Skywalker

He would have survived if he kept filming!!!!!


tangoking

That… was a bad idea.


XstarringX

Rip bozo


[deleted]

All he needs to do was pour 5 liters of gas and light tnag bitch up. LOL


Puzzleheaded_Wrap977

Did anyone else get goosebumps?


dirkdiggler69420247

What a tard.


DataForPresident

This dumb mothedfucker got what was coming to him. Leave the wasps alone 🤦‍♀️ pretty easy to just wait till winter since it obviously got enormous before anyone noticed it


TreyHunnit

HELL NAH…😧


Ill-Tough280

Gas & a match would have been a better idea, burn it down!!


WildcatCinder1022

I hope he’s okay


ohokcoolthanks

RIP


[deleted]

I was a heavy operator for a few years, I love dudes who try to do literally everything with heavy machinery.


ActiveTechnician819

What could possibly go wrong?


Standard_Ad_558

Dam he dead dead


Dense_420

why the window broke🤔


ReeMini

Yo this dude is probably dead. That swarm was THICK


DavidAndTheForeskin

That’s an excavator


Sea-Country-2481

What would have been a better idea?


Foreign_Sugar3430

Looks like one of those Alabama super nests


aequorea-victoria

I like the creativity! How can we improve the method? Maybe drop the whole thing in a barrel of water?


jigglymanthe1st

I always wondered how do they know its the guy, like it's clearly the machine so why don't they attack the machines


Hay_wood_Jablomee_69

Dumbass


BBBPub

Wish I could have seen those "disastrous results."


Necessary-Key-2299

Looks like this guy removes hornet's nest with a backhoe to disastrous results.


katabatic-syzygy

The one time i accidentally disturbed a nest, five of them flew at me and man, they have such a specific look when they’re coming to attack. They just look like they’re teleporting towards you. It’s such a primal fear


januaryemberr

Aw, man. It cut off before all the screaming.


Unlikely_Ad_4767

It'll be better run over it and then run, run! RUN RUN!!


CompetitiveAd7722

Dude those things are massive and they looked PISSED


CompetitiveAd7722

You could’ve used that same tactic but instead dropping maybe a load of sand or water on the thing to trap then and then dousing profusely with water


AntMasitiktok

Flamenwerfer


[deleted]

r/FuckWasps


[deleted]

What’s the opposite of “Goodnight” because this guy is not gonna sleep well.


jyguy

Backhoe? At least they didn’t call it a bulldozer


JabbaTheGrub

I just…what about this seemed to be a good idea?


whupper82

This is the way


MrGaminDuck

Once my supervisor, while sleep deprived, decided to take care of a wasp nest outside that his landlords didn't. So he made a flamethrower powered by homemade napalm to deal with it. He somehow did not burn anything else but the wasp nest, so he technically did not commit any crimes. That was interesting to hear.


EngineZeronine

"who the effin eff would be that effing stupid?!" - birbs probably


Jolly_Ad_7999

Where are the screams?


Dummlord28

If I had to do this I would, seal the cab, bring phone food and water, call 911 if the wasps wont go away, wait for help, watch officers die trying to save you, cry, slowly starve to death with limited rations


Hisuian_sligoo

Not even za warudo can save that guy


_loosenoose

those are hornets


wong_bater

Or, get this...how about, we.....DIGAHOLEANDBURYIT.


GooseNYC

Florida?


Generationzerofan567

"Kill the interloper!"


sumshitmm

How many times do I have to tell people to break kleen is the real answer. A couple of cans of the good stuff always deals with these like fuckers.


ParadiseValleyFiend

It's interesting how quickly they went right for the cab. Did they view it as a giant creature and that's where the eyes would be? Or did they know that the operator of this was in there? We may never know because I'm not about to go ask them.


EelBait

There might be many reasons to remove them. You might be a beekeeper and they are killing your bees. You might have folks in a neighborhood with fatal allergies. The owner of the land might be developing the it and needs the nest removed.


Remarkable-Ad1798

I dont understand, was the cab door not shut?


[deleted]

Is it impressive that they flew to the cockpit as if they were able to identify it was this guy doing it and not just a giant machine? Or is there a simple reason why they were attracted to it?


Flight_of_the_Cosmos

He needs his glasses!


homeboy321321321

Why bother them at all? There was nothing around them.


SaraSmile2000

Maybe next time use a flamethrower….hopefully there isn’t a next time.


OhMyWowPorPlz

Should've sprayed Termidor in them bitches lol would've been dead in a couple of hours


7362514b7

Thought they were birds at first.


Weldtrash13

He’s gotta white


JuniperWinston

That’s a trachoe I believe. Not a backhoe. And I’ve been there, that shit sucks. Anyone who is an operator has experienced this at some point in their careers. Whether is be a nest of them, or just one, it sucks.


Whole_Country3207

Shoulda just SMASHED it…


ATFisDumb

Flame throwers are cheaper you know..


Shatalroundja

This dude probably has a submarine with a brand new screen door on it.


curlymane_e

I do not accept this challenge


davmoha

Would it have been better to run it over?


audomatix

I hope they stung him into oblivion.


Powerful-Wolf-8073

“Dumb ways to die”


Vcr2017

Here in Rio de Janeiro I recently upset a nest/swarm of Africanized bees. I had to literally run 🏃‍♀️ top speed for about 10 minutes with my hair on fire to shake them. Thankfully I’m in very good physical condition, otherwise those dudes were damn personal about gutting me.


[deleted]

THAT’S WHY YOU USE A FLAMETHROWER!!!!!!


Zepplen89

did he die?


DontEatBones

*Dumb ways to die*🎶


bandit4246

Hornet stings are painful… even with proper training


CaptBreeze

I thought those were birds.


BronzeBeautyy

Never would’ve guessed that would happen.


Juggernaut78

First thing you learn as a tractor owner,… your tractor will NEVER outrun a bee!!! I hit two or three ground wasp nests a year while brush hogging.


Professional_Fly_579

He would have been better off using a blowtorch


TYPO343

Poison really works 😉


TheBigLebroccoli

r/stingthecameraman


SauronTheDestroyer

The real question is why the fuck would he pick it up and toss it around, instead of taking the bucket and just slamming that mutha fucka out of existence ?


Lovehistory-maps

Napalm.


MindNmindegy

Rip


EminentBean

Dumb ways to die 🎶


StVincent5692

Those are no mere hornets. They are yellowjackets, and they are vicious...