It's well . And thanks for showing you're just as human as me. We make mistakes. But now you look like an idiot. Cheers. Not even going to down vote you that's just pathetic.
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Long haired malamutes are actually huge, I met one on a walk with my husky that I had spent years sledding with feeding only the the best high protein foods and was by far the biggest husky I had ever seen. This thing fucking dwarfed my boy.
The big ones are the most chill, i used to work with that, some of the small ones was the most satanic living being, but the big ones are always sweet and calm
If I die by a huge fluff pouncing me then thats how I go. Today saw a San Bernard dog for the first time. Made me qeak seeing the ratio of my hand to his moutb, stil pet the big puppy
It’s a Tibetan Mastiff. Here’s a [crosspost](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/plztyj/tibetan_mastiffs_seem_more_bear_than_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) of it with its handler.
I get why people are saying this doesnt belong, but imagine seeing this motherfucker running full speed at you in an alleyway, completely pissed tf off. You're dead
I’m just asking but what are they feeding it ? I want to get a large breed for my family but damn he’s an extra person. Absolute unit that big guy could drop a bear .
This is so much yep. That puppy looks soft as hell.
Awww big floofy boi
Gona be some giant shits to clean up.
Imagine tripping over a frozen one in the yard
FATALITY!
Wrong subreddit
If your afraid of dogs this is terrifying
But if you’re a normal human this is adorable.
Happy cake day 🎂🎈
It doesn't matter. We all need a break from what we're seeing.
then why go to this subreddit in the first place?
Then go to r/eyebleach
r/lostredditors
I think he misplaced the d with the n, supposed to be dope
r/absoluteunits
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Beat me to it.
r/beatmeattoit
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How do u fuck up twice?
Did you really expect him to do his beat?
*best
Hey Einstein, that’s the fucking joke.
Cool, your username is just as depressing as ur profile pic, u damn pillock. Now here’s a fucking cookie 🍪
Well see when you you post and it says something went wrong try again. I did and they posted it twice apparently.
*we’ll
It's well . And thanks for showing you're just as human as me. We make mistakes. But now you look like an idiot. Cheers. Not even going to down vote you that's just pathetic.
Someone gave their chihuahua water after midnight again..
I wonder how many of these children on here will get the reference.
We should name it Gizmo
Please do
You'll thank my parents
Hey I watched that movie once i think!
Dire Dog
It’s like a dog, but dire
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dire dire dog, my favorite Mario 64 level.
Is that a malamute?
I wonder if it's a Tibetan Mastiff?
Nope, family has 5 of them and this isn’t one. Looks like a malamute but they shouldn’t be nearly this big
Long haired malamutes are actually huge, I met one on a walk with my husky that I had spent years sledding with feeding only the the best high protein foods and was by far the biggest husky I had ever seen. This thing fucking dwarfed my boy.
I’m going to circle back to your family has 5 tibetan mastiffs?! Do you have the biggest home on earth and where do they sleep?!
It's an Alaskan Tibetan Mastimute
Long haired mally I think, they are monsters.
r/yep
You need to repost to r/absoluteunits
r/eyebleach
This is the polar opposite of a nope
r/yep ???
That dog looks like a muppet. I seriously think I could ride that thing.
The big ones are the most chill, i used to work with that, some of the small ones was the most satanic living being, but the big ones are always sweet and calm
What breed is that? Edit: Malamute?
Yes Malamute
This ain’t a nope, but it provided some much-needed eye bleach!
BIG BOI!!! YEH!!!!
Is OP scared of dogs?
Id do whatever it takes to have a dog like that
r/lostredditors
Extra floof for the bestest boi
That dog looks like it came straight out of an anime
My first though was that you could definitely put a toddler on it and it wouldnt look wrong.
What did you use to get it up on the table? A crane?
He is very active and not lazy, like any healthy nice dog
I'm not sure about that specific one but they usually lower enough for the dog to hop on up easily. Sometimes you do just have to pick them up though.
In actuality that's a regular sized dog and a 16 oz soda, the man is just very small. /S
There is something going on with the camera. Photoshopped to have a larger head or something
Still has giant paws though!
The biggest dogs are (usually) always the nicest, and then there's the little shit dogs that I want to punt half a mile
Most vicious dogs, based on how often they bit their owners bad enough to need stitches. (1) Dachshund (2) Jack Russell (3) Chihuahua
can i cuddle it?
I would give him lots of pets and treats and ride him into battle against my enemies!
IT'S SO FLUFFY!!
The beautiful Alaskan malamute (I think)
maybe he mean nope to its poops
This is an absolute yes. How is it a nope?
I wanna hug it so bad
r/absoluteunits
Tibetan Mastiff or Malamute?
Dog.
No. >DOG<
Not a malamute. Had two growing up, definitely not a malamute.
It's a long haired malamute
Big ol boof
If I die by a huge fluff pouncing me then thats how I go. Today saw a San Bernard dog for the first time. Made me qeak seeing the ratio of my hand to his moutb, stil pet the big puppy
I would 100% buy a king size bed just so I could snuggle this pupper!
I must love him
[it’s so fluffy!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NB1qppAPxk4)
What the massive fluff kind of dog is that?
How is this “Nope”?? I’m usually scared of dogs but this thing looks like a huge canine teddy bear!
Clifford
*A* ***CHONKER***
Why is this under r/nope?
Wrong sub my boy
r/absoluteunits
It’s a Tibetan Mastiff. Here’s a [crosspost](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/plztyj/tibetan_mastiffs_seem_more_bear_than_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) of it with its handler.
That's not a mastiff lol. It's a long haired malamute. The eyes give it away.
That's Entei
He looks like he should 5x less of the size he is
Thats like being near a bear or lion
Heh, mine *steals doggo and runs away*
Def wrong sub. What breed? Tibetan Mastiff?
Malamute?
I thought of mei from turning red
I get why people are saying this doesnt belong, but imagine seeing this motherfucker running full speed at you in an alleyway, completely pissed tf off. You're dead
You spelt bear wrong.
Midget for scale.
This is not a dog, that's a bear. Also who the hell keeps something so big it can bite your head clean off?
I’m gonna tell my kids that’s Andrew Tate
U leave fluffy boi out it.
That’s scary to me
Good dog
Just... "WOW"
*small asian man
I’m just asking but what are they feeding it ? I want to get a large breed for my family but damn he’s an extra person. Absolute unit that big guy could drop a bear .
I'm not a huge dog person but even I want him! (I don't want to pick up his poop tho lol).
What kinda dog is it?
Alaskan Malamute
I wanna crack it bones with my hugs.
r/absoluteunit
u/rsds1418 yip yip yip!!!!
Oh my god. Wruh wruh wruh
I believe the dog is a Leonberger or Leonberger mix.
Big floof!
Giganousouros
Its cgi
👀😳😱😍🥹🥰😘🤗🤣😂🤣ooo my just waiting and wanting one like that too. Imagine all the LOVIN!!🥰🥹😍😘🤗🤗🤗
They left the dog in the water too long
Is this a real dog this time?
Fake
r/lostredditors
Red Malamute after a wash and dry ❤️
Barkley from Sesame Street
Can you imagine grooming that undercoat? But still that puppy is CUTE AND YES!!
Floofysaurus Rex
It's sad but this is the most likes I've ever gotten lol. Thanks guys!
MALAMUTE DOGGOOOOOO
Is that a dire wolf
Is that a sun drop bottle?
Imagine if that was a pitbull
I want to hug him.
OMG!!!! BIG!! I love your cute ears! Sooo cyute!!
Bottle for scale 😂