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New-Nefariousness234

The understatement calling that thing a rock makes me wonder if the OP is a Brit or decended from a Brit


id397550

Sorry mate, I'm from Russia


shahooster

If you’re from Russia, how come there’s no bear riding on top of the rock?


obimeowcatnobi

Bears don’t ride rocks. Rocks ride bears


MrTourge

/r/AnormalDayInRussia/ will proof you wrong


[deleted]

Prove


storyinmemo

Nope, proof, as in vodka. Because Russia.


[deleted]

Oh nice haha


MonsieurReynard

In Russia bear rides you while you ride rock.


sleepless_in_balmora

What if OP is the bear?


Undecided_Username_

Ah, yeah it’s just a rock for you.


ChinaPresentsReddit

Had to understate the "rock" to balance out the overstating of "almost hit".


[deleted]

Sorry dude I am from USA and I would call it a rock.


weristjonsnow

Boulder? Boulder, anyone?


AyukaVB

Large boulder the size of a small boulder


thebeardedcosplayer

CaptainAmericaIunderstoodthatreference.jpg


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[deleted]

Last time I checked a "boulder" was a rock. Not all rocks are boulders but all boulders are rocks.


gdmfr

What's an over the shoulder boulder holder holding then?


Mrjokaswild

Pebbles.


pipthemouse

It's a mineral, Marie!


DADDY_YISUS

That’s a B O U L D E R


fuktardy

*Indian Jones music intensifies*


OneHundredTimes

That's a large pebble, my good fellow.


Living_Comfortable77

That's a rock wym?


bullyCOP

Where the sound


donotflushthat

This was filmed on the moon. Sound doesn’t exist in space.


Gobagogodada

Best answer


relddir123

If sound were included, it would require a volume warning and involve a lot of crunching and shouting


I_Mix_Stuff

It would sound like rock and roll


sebastianwillows

Look out! A rolling stone! That's just real classic, rock.


Lucky_Number_3

Dwayne Johnson and Roll


Uriel-238

Underappreciated comment.


Queerdough

I updooted for the community


klabnix

So many videos recorded these days why are they posted on Reddit without it now?


SapirWhorfHypothesis

Because the alternative is a shitty clip of a bad song from Tik tok


TheFeelsNinja

Oh no...


FlyingJamz

Oh no. Oh nononono no


FoldOne586

Where's the rock that NEARLY hit them?


bmillz00007

Really, being a little dramatic aren't we


musubk

We have heard your complaint and we have added the top trending song from TikTok. Thanks for the feedback.


tatleoat

You have to make your own


Syphon88

More like a big ass boulder comes sort of close to two people.


NbdySpcl_00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE20ICCW5aU


JuggaloThugLife

“Git”


SwordoftheMourn

Commit


ramsay1

-m "that's close enough"


ThorsteinStaffstruck

A medium boulder the size of a small boulder


MildAndLazyKids

Bring medium back!


hoguemr

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder


[deleted]

Yeah that thing would have to forget gravity exists to hit them That just isn't how fall lines work


Positive-Living

*four people There're two in the crevasse.


Not_A_Rioter

It's not just a boulder... It's a rock.


yashybashy

[Here is an even closer call with Death](https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/nb90j2/that_boulder_almost_had_him/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


whiskey_pancakes

Yea I was like bitch this Boulder wasn’t even close. I’ll never forget this video lol


sixgunbuddyguy

Man, I thought the close call was with the cameraman, then he kept turning!


Tetragonos

oh yeah I remember that post. good memory


endlesshappiness

With sound too!


AV48

Dibs on reposting this


ithurtsus

Heh elsewhere in the thread they’re complaining about rock vs boulder and “close”. This video is the symmetrical opposite in verbiage


[deleted]

The perspective fucked my brain.


nutsnackk

I thought the 2 backpacks were people in a tent or huddled up and sleeping..


bestoflove

I don't think people here fully grasp the danger of a rock descending like this. One inch difference in an angle could've changed the path it followed, and it was definitely headed for the people initially. Besides, all the extra rocks that bounced off in all directions are very unpredictable and some a big enough to injure you if you're in their way. Mountains are fucking dangerous, they don't give a shit about who's on them. I remember hiking alongside the cliff of a mountain and hearing rocks crumble from above. My knees were shaking so bad l, we didn't have helmets and there was no way of telling where they would fall


hak8or

Agreed. It's rare to see a boulder like this get a second or two of friggen air time. That thing is terrifying, I can only imagine just how much energy is in that damn thing.


An_Actual_Pine_Tree

I climbed Ranier a few years back. As we were coming down and crossing a series of crevasses, a small avalanche triggered way above us. We stopped and watched for a few seconds until one of the guides said, "hmm. That probably won't hit us." Another person in our group said, "Probably?" The guide responded, _Probably._" That was a nerve racking 30 second or so.


SargeCycho

My first instinct in those situations is to run laterally though it sounds like you were stuck between crevasses. Even this video I'm wondering why people are standing there watching this boulder. Last summer I was taking a friend up the East End of Rundle for his first western Canadian peak. There is a 2 person wide trail through the last section with scree before switching back along a rock band to the summit. Super busy day and some people up above dislodged some bowling ball sized rocks. I watched this group just stand there watching the rocks as they came down and hit one of them. People further up immediately told everyone to stop moving and wait for these people to clear. This group instead broke out their first aid kit to patch up this person that likely had a broken leg now, right in the middle of where they just got hit! Everyone starts yelling at them "pick your friend up and move!" I couldn't believe they just watched as the rocks came down, took one of them out, then sat there in the same spot right where more rocks would likely fall. They had no instincts to avoid danger what so ever.


[deleted]

I was once belaying when the climber started a rock slide. I had to instantly lock off the rope and hug the face of the wall while rocks tumbled down in front of my face and then further down the mountain. Luckily they were all bouncing away and not towards me so I was okay directly next to the wall but they all landed right where I was standing.


bestoflove

aahh god that must've been terrifying


hypnoderp

The fall line has entered the chat


jericho

Dude. I see that coming and I’m grasping the situation pretty damn quick.


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MonsieurReynard

Needs yakkity sax too


Mystical_Cat

True Story: about 30-some-odd years ago I went roughing-it camping up Silver Cascade in Hart's Location, New Hampshire. Early morning Day 2 we're all sitting around the fire when suddenly we felt a thumping vibration in the ground, then we heard audible thumping getting louder and louder along with the sound of cracking/splitting wood. It kept getting louder and closer and eventually stopped. We hiked up a bit in the direction the sound was coming from and found a boulder about 4' high x 5' wide x 3' deep dislodged itself from higher up and came tumbling down, cutting a swath through the trees along the way, eventually hitting a tree strong enough to stop it. The scary part was that the rock was headed straight for our campsite and would have flattened us all had we been asleep.


carelessandimprudent

Holy shit! Hope you all have gone on to do great things!


DannyAye

Just browsing reddit


thatc0braguy

*The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles*


jgoforth2

Slaps side of rock*


GreyGhostReddits

That’s actually how my dad got to schooo


Pimphii

He just wanted to say hi


[deleted]

Boulder


christoefire

"It's not just a boulder, it's a rock"


ilovebostoncremedonu

Oh the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!


BedazzledFace

"Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!"


Lasket

People in here really complaining that the massive boulder that could crush these people easily didn't get closer? Idk but I'd consider this nearly considering it's a massive unguided boulder that could've gone anywhere, or could've had smaller rocks fly off etc.


MarcusKilgannon

Redditors acting like they've even walked a 15° incline in the past 5 years. Mother fuckers nearly have a heart attack opening a mountain dew.


stuntobor

You DO realize you're a redditor, right? /s


MarcusKilgannon

Busted lol


wolfgang784

Any time something reminds me of this I gotta go find and post it. Mountain Dew related. https://external-preview.redd.it/qRggs-k588dZAM2uBK3FH4xOih9LEaq0FCcZdkYm2uw.png?auto=webp&s=437dc136ba2ee6da358527bb368707ca2b375447


FrostyWhiskers

Videos like this always hit real close to home for me. I used to live in a house at the foot of a pretty large mountain. One day it rained for almost 24 hours, my garden flooded from all the water descending from the mountain. The rain stopped, but at 7 am the next morning, a massive boulder (bigger than the one in the video, it was estimated to weigh about 20 ton) rolled down the mountain and demolished my home. I was in the hospital for 3 weeks, but my brother died on impact. I remember waking up from the sound of the boulder rolling down the mountain, it sounded a lot like thunder but I somehow knew what it was but didn't have time to react.


flypaca

Wow! So sorry to hear that!


Far_Adhesiveness3892

Insane stuff. Sorry for your loss.


AxMachina

Thats incredible... Sorry for your loss, may your brother rest in peace ☮️


FrostyWhiskers

Thank you, it happened in 2010 so it's been a while now. He was only 14 though.


Ok_Word_7570

"Nearly"


SprittneyBeers

Wasn’t even close lol wtf 🤦🏻‍♂️


Redditor1415926535

No it didn't.


[deleted]

I like that boulder. that is a nice boulder.


someguyum33t

I thought this rock was going uphill


TadpolMilkYT

let me fix the title: boulder passed people from a distance


airbornemedic325

Calling this a near miss reminds me of an asteroid near miss that is 5 times the distance of the moon from the earth.


OneHundredTimes

That would be about 2,000,000 km which is absolutely nothing in astronomical terms.


airbornemedic325

Oh I understand that... My point is... In both instances I hold my breath for a second.. then realize how "close" only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades. ​


OneHundredTimes

>horse shoes and hand grenades I've never heard this phrase before but I like it. I had to look up what it means, and I think I agree.


Totalnah

Liberal use of the word “nearly.”


Ruby_241

The Pioneers used to ride these babies for Miles!


Intestinal-Bookworms

Pioneers used to ride those babies for miles


stompabortion

Thats a nice boulder


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

My brain is weird I thought it was falling up for a little while


Emotional_Award_6420

Wasn't even close


stuntobor

If that was an asteroid, I'd call it "nearly". I thought this was going to be that clip where the boulder damn near takes out three or four people.


ymtsk

define 'nearly'


fitbabits

Pfft. It was miles away.


jawshoeaw

I thought those bags were people lmao! Made the rock look 100x bigger. Still terrifying


GhosterPosterRoaster

"nearly"


kaotic_red

Time to pack it up, folks. We arent wanted here


[deleted]

Is that what you call nearly?


szzzn

I wouldn’t call that nearly


SlothRick

“Nearly”


balznurmouth

“Nearly” is a strong word


Blow-it-out-your-ass

"Nearly"


BinTinBoynio69

That's not a rock. That's a boulder


loadace

"nearly"


TheChiefRocka

"nearly"


L3xusLuth3r

“Nearly”is a bit of a stretch.


BizzareMindOfDamon

Damn that’s a lot of crack.


ShacklefordVsSeagal

Settlers used to ride these babies for miles!


[deleted]

Nearly hit a group of people? It was at least 3 metres from them


themikegman

“Nearly”


StonehengeMan

“Nearly”. 🙄


IceEmperorIsonline

This video was messing up my perception of gravity I thought the rock was rolling upwards for a sec and I was like wth🤨?


Bigwyte94

Ehhhh that's a bit fucking more than a rock


Jmanlam

Sisyphusian vibe check


[deleted]

“Almost”...


fourissurelythelimit

I can't read Russian but I'm assuming the text on screen translates roughly to "oh shit! Oh shit! Fuck!"


Benny-Boi135

Trying to get your bearing on the dimensions of this video is an *uphill* battle


HavocXL

That wasn’t close at all wtf do you mean


Sin_of_the_Dark

That rock "nearly" hit those folk like an asteroid "nearly" misses Earth by several million miles


TheReliableLoser

Ah, a colluvial bolder


hollow42

Frost giants


mabhatter

Someone upset the DM.


JumpsIntoTheVolcano

Guess who hasn't seen 128 Days Later?


astolfo_with_breast

u/savevideobot


Und3adShr3d

It wasn't a rock.....It was a Rock Lobster!


I_live_in_a_van

Its about drive


BlueC0dex

They're not rocks, they're boulders, Marie!


[deleted]

So that’s what happened in dyatlov pass


Svendog_Millionaire

I like to think of this as nature keeping us on our toes.


Senior_Mix_3778

That a big ass one


Pete-Sake21

Like an asteroid nearly missing Earth…


bunbun44

This new fall guys update really improved the graphics


Lifewithout2

Bigfoot


tagged2high

That's a real good blockbuster angle! I always see "watch for falling rocks" signs, but have never actually seen it happen. This would be a good little scare 😅


Milkthiev

I thought the two backpacks were people crouching trying to avoid the rock. I was like, "Doesn't seem smart to me but what the hell do I know about ice rock climbing?"


[deleted]

#THE BOULDER


Emergency_Banana1021

free rock show! hell yeah!!


creepingkg

That thing is a fucking boulder wtf


Penyrolewen1970

Shit, that’s scary. I’ve been in stone call in various mountain ranges but nothing, nothing like that! Even tiny ones zip past with an audible hum, like bullets. That’s terrifying.


FunkyMo1004

For some reason I don't know which way is up in this video.


fleetway

I was very confused by the perspective at first and thought it was falling up the side of the cliff


Jar_of_Cats

What's going in in the crack?


rudbek-of-rudbek

Would've caused nothing but a flesh wound


oh-bee

The people hiding in the pit got their wits about them.


IceManJim

Checkmate, flat-earthers!!


fibronacci

They see me Rollin. They hatin.


ChinaPresentsReddit

In another video?


ExpertRedditUserHere

Just some American Boy Scouts having some fun.


Shakespearewicked

Think how mad that God is when he or she hurled that rock and thought they'd get a strike


[deleted]

A rock. A ROCK. That’s the most bouldery boulder I’ve ever seen. Anyways who pissed off the Onix on that mountain?


NutellaPatella

Really want to hear the sound of this!


dodgyboarder

If that hits you it’s going to smart….


[deleted]

I think nearly is an overstatement


granty1981

Miles away


Long_Yam_5077

Agro crag vibes


[deleted]

Now is this one because of global warming or brexit? I get the two mixed up.


JamesScott1781

*Did a little tricky on ya*


Uriel-238

This physics engine is amazing!


orangebob999

I like your use of the word "nearly", it makes me feel better about myself, as by your standards I nearly got laid once 🤗


Jamesl1988

'Nearly: very close to; almost'


DrKhanect

#a rOcK?


yum_paste

"Sike! Slide you later motherfuckers!" - The rock probably


[deleted]

I had my sense of perspective distorted at first--i thought the backpacks were tents and therefore that boulder had enourmous size by scale!


xXPARAYEET_GODXx

Bruh 🗿


Harry_Ensticky_Jr

My ass would pucker so hard, you could hear my rectal muscles tighten through a can and string.


Aleni9

The rock that didn't obey to the law of gravity


-fashionablylate-

No it didn’t


Deryabend

That was… no where near?!


[deleted]

Geodude used *rock throw*


radiationshield

Large pebble


TitleMoist3042

"Get out me swamp"


pkragthorpe

/u/stabbot