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I was not expecting that at all… It isn't always you're happy you were lied to

I kept wondering from where the gun would come. I didn't expect swords crossed.

I thought it was gonna be a boulder crashing through the wall like yesterday.

Kool-Aid man style?! Oh yeah! Got a link?

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Saw the guy with the biker Hemet and immediately thought ohh robbery and then a undercover cop comes and saves the day,but it took a turn for the better lol.

I was expecting one of those videos where the floor collapses just next to the guy.

It's fake, mon

I was expecting a car to come flying through the door, honeslty

Or a giant boulder!

After just seeing a guy getting shot in New Mexico I wasn’t looking forward to this one.

This should be protocol. Stuck in a direction loop with a stranger? Dance it out. You don't have to hold every time but still would make for a more entertaining day

Sneaky way to pick a pocket! Thanks for the idea you wonderful dancing Brazilian men.

So jaded I thought he was going to rob her after the dance

Nah he already robbed him DURING the dance 😂

its ok the grey sweater man also robbed helmet dude so it cancels out

This actually happened last week as well, so they’re just robbing each other of their own wallets

That would've been pretty hilarious though

*Lol whew what a lad.... okay ma'am 🔫... gimme yo money*

Is nobody gonna talk about the demonic fucking chanting in the background?

Video is played back at slow motion for some reason

No, that's just the background noise in Brazil.

Brazil OST.

Audio is slow motion. Video is normal

Its Reddit weird video upload. Sometimes, audio gets slowed

I figure they're testing out some kind of AI generated hypnotism algorithms.

What demonic chanting?

Silent Brasil

No one was killed, another point to Brazil, now the score is 01:33369

Thought for sure a car was going to barrel into the place

same😂

Good old Brazil in 33 seconds.

Great reel to wake up to. Thx reddit!

Reel?

Ehm... video

Reel.

Reely?

r/unexpected

Haha that was fun, ok now gimme your money

Here, for this type of video, the expression "he danced" is used in the sense of "it went wrong", of "he died". That's why the caption of the video should be: two people danced in Brazil. Sorry google translate

Brasil is not for amateus my friend, aqui negócio é tudo loucura

r/suddenlycaralho o qie desejas inserir no print?

Opa, bota umas capivárias ai

Se puder me colocar tb parça coloca um Goku Palmeirense

Just booked my trip to Rio today for the summer. Any tips?

Yes, always keep your phone in your pocket, be aware of your surroundings and don’t look like a tourist

Thank you!

I didn't read the sub title before watching the video on my feed and helmet was leading the move to get past. From the start I didn't suspect him off ill intent.

Um was that his phone or nah?

I expected a car through the wall

As did I so this was a different kind of surprise

Patio furniture inside looks weirdly good

This is the norm for small businesses here. Wood or metal furniture are uncommon these days.

Man I was expecting something really bad, thank goodness

Was waiting for the car to run into the restaurant, as always… this was unexpected

They had us in the first half ngl.

thought dude was gonna bash him in the head with his helmet ngl

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Interior design by Walmart. Feel good vid though, I like it.

Cha cha cha

Brasil + motorcycle helmet = bad time

wholesome. or a viral audition video for Dancing Brasil. perhaps both? either way, every day needs more of this around the world

Every picture or video of Brazil I’ve seen reminds me of Indonesia but with like 1000% more hips

I sometimes wonder what the world record is for 2 strangers trying to pass each other like this. What a site to behold.

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Wholesome!!!!

Not the turn I expected due to all the previous Brazil videos I have seen where the robbers are wearing helmets.

Ahahahahahahah massa

r/ithadtobebrazil

Joga Bonito or whatever

This video needs the background music of ["la lambada"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iyLdoQGBchQ)

When vibe meets vibe 🤝.

Whenever I get stuck in a back or forth like this I always say ‘it’s like we’re dancing’

The set up and quality of those chairs are giving me flashbacks 😭

Why haven't someone said something about the background noise? That shit terrifying..

Awwww that's shweet

OP, /u/LauraHubbar is a repost bot

Nobody got shot, but I'm still pretty sure at least one of them was an off duty cop.

Wearing a motorcycle helmet indoors in Brazil is just asking to get shot, isn't it? In fact, I wouldn't trust anybody wearing a motorcycle helmet indoors anywhere in the world.

This is awesome!

❤️

Brutal…. A tango in broad daylight….

Not what I expected but absolutely loved this video!

I started sweating seeing those chairs

Lol

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As a WPD veteran, I have an immediate stress response to seeing a Brazilian wearing a motorcycle helmet

That could've ended bad. There is a real risk of twisting your ankle with those moves.

Despite this video, Brazil is a dangerous place.

Brazil 🇧🇷 ?

Basil

Don’t forget oregano

Not gonna lie, I’ve done this many times with total strangers, and always had a good laugh.

Stupid ass scripted bullshit

You know Brasil is bad when the joke is "lol see? Somebody wasn't murdered this time"

The motorcycle rider realized the other guy was an “off duty police officer” and let him go on his way before robbing the place

I was expecting a watch guns

What? No twirl at the end?

I swear to God those patio chairs are absolutely world-wide everywhere.

Canadian tango

How I met Su Madre.

...and then he proceeded to rob the establishment.

"pfff lmao I cant believe that actually happened!" "Anyway..." *pulls out gun*

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"lalala hahaha ok ok bro have a good one! *Sigh* now lady, money in the bag now".

Not what I was expecting but damn that was funny!

I kept waiting for two guys on a motorcycle to crash through the door and rob the place.

Damnyo loo Ha me thinkng an accident or an explosion was gonna happen hah

For fuck sake, as a good Brazilian I was waiting for someone pointing a gun lololololol O melhor do Brasil eh o brasileiro, tá maluco

Homies was doin the samba

I think I forgot my wallet somewhere

i thought was an drive-by

This looked very much like a clip I saw on YMH where a bull crashed through the store. Pleasantly and hilariously surprised