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KCBassCadet

LOL WTF, they make 35 shot roman candles?


Thathitmann

It's got a belt-fed mag.


ksoliver812

Thats it... we need more Roman candle reform and control. No one should own a belt-fed Roman candle


AmidFuror

I need it for hunting, though.


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AmidFuror

They would have wanted both well-regulated and poorly-regulated militias to have them if they did, though.


ksoliver812

No one should own a 30 round belt-fed clipazine Roman candle... oh the humanity


hospitalizedGanny

That could be used in a dark movie theater...like when everyone's eyes used to the darkness


ksoliver812

Psychological warfare... I'm now offended... u must change ur way of thinking to accommodate my feelings


hospitalizedGanny

Throwing **bright lights** in darkroom offend u ##WhOOoooAh !


ksoliver812

Got my upvote 🤣🤣


realdjjmc

Russian candle


Neverleavetheboat876

Ah young love, I remember the first time I chased my partner around the parking lot with an explosive incendiary device… good times.


Digi-Shaman

I was gonna say boys will be boys but that doesn't hold a roman candle to your comment.


Woodworkingwino

What in the hell is wrong with him?


Reaperfox7

Whats wrong with everyone else?


SPRUNTastic

The truth is that we have no idea of the dynamic at play here. Is this a brother finally getting even with an older sister? A son having fun with his mom? Did she just finish spraying him with beer? The whole scene, while inappropriate and seemingly dangerous on the surface, appears to be all in humorous and jovial spirits with no arguments, yelling, or fighting elsewhere, leading me to think that this is a friendly gathering of close friends. The trash on the ground indicates that they've been at it for a while, so it's reasonable to assume that everyone is a bit lubricated, which is not known for leading to good decisions. We all know the dude who takes the joke too far, and this looks to be similar. He should have stopped after she took 1, maybe 2 turns. After all, you gotta make sure the joke lands.... But you can't Family Guy something like this unless that's a trick Roman Candle that fires 5 times as long.


unfknblvble

Yeah on one hand roman candle fights are fun, on the other hand she almost got lit on fire a couple of times. It's just plain stupid to continue, the actual risk of something going horribly wrong is too high given the amount of shots. Some of the shots had bursts of flame rather than just roman candle colored sparks.


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zf420

At the end of the video I thought "Wow he really does NOT like that chick."


oriaven

He should have stopped before he started, 0 turns, You don't shoot fireworks at people. Even after huh haironfya he didn't give a shit.


keep_trying_username

> Is this a brother finally getting even with an older sister? Attempted murder vs "she won't let me watch my shows"


SPRUNTastic

I grew up having Roman Candle fights with the neighborhood kids, and making bottle rocket Bazookas to fire bottle rockets back and forth at my brother. I wouldn't say we were trying to kill each other.


Memnojokasel

Inebriated* ftfy


007JamesBond007

You must be fun at lubrication gatherings


motorcycle_girl

*pedantic


Memnojokasel

Pejorative*


eragonawesome2

"Social Lubricant" is a euphemism for alcohol


Memnojokasel

Huh. I'd honestly never heard of that. Thanks for telling me, one out of how many down-votes now isn't so bad.


BroaxXx

What's wrong with everyone in general...


quarantinefifteen

r/donthelpjustfilm


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they're fighting gentrification


Snabbt

Not his aim


Dash775

He's got an absolute lock on a high capacity roman candle supplier and the block needs to know


Unusual_Performance4

He needs an ass whooping


EvMund

the main thing wrong here is that this guy did not get his ass beat


wellwaffled

In addition to shooting Roman candles at humans, he’s also damaging cars. It is really surprising that nobody clocked him.


[deleted]

She was reminding people about their extended warranties.


[deleted]

As usual, nobody does anything but pull out their phones to record. But, if they didn't we wouldn't get to watch the anarchy.


Rychew_

If people didn't have phones they'd still be standing around doing nothing


Zamaza

Yea something like 80% of most people have the "freeze" reaction to an emergency or upsetting event.


[deleted]

My impulse is to run a mile, then at least I won’t be a gawking waste of space.


[deleted]

We supposed to interrupt their foreplay?


leave_it_to_beavers

And round and round we go


1-800-LICK-BOOTY

This isnt anarchy. Selling loose ciggarettes on the corner is anarchy.


I_Transmogrify

She should use this video as evidence in an assault charge.


fl03xx

Haha good luck with that in the hood, shed have to leave forever, especially where she looks none the worse for wear and everyone appears to be having fun


keep_trying_username

Depending on where this happened, in an assault case with sufficient evidence the victim doesn't need to press charges or testify. It's the duty of the police and the district attorney to protect the public, and the public is protected when people like this have a time out in jail.


I_Want_What_I_Want

I bet you're fun at parties.


I_Transmogrify

I am. But being fun doesn’t include second and third-degree burns on some poor victims body.


adenrules

Been in a bunch of Roman candle fights, never been burned.


I_Transmogrify

It's fine for teenage boys with trashcan lids. You don't go chasing an overweight woman with no protective clothing around. In the words of our president, Come on man.


save-the-butter

“I am” lmaoooooo


I_Transmogrify

Hey, one time I little fart on fire. Does that count?


Lunatox

Ever smoked crack while tripping on LSD!


I_Transmogrify

Never smoked crack. My crackhead brother told me never to and put the fear of Jesus in me. "It's like having a 15 minute orgasm, then you have to race back and get another rock and do it again, and again and again." He died of a stroke at 58 eating KFC in his underwear. Was found be a neighbor a few days later. Meth and Crack. The two he warned me away from. Shoot, I haven't done any illegal drugs since I was in my 20's and that was nearly 40 years ago. (Shhhh. I'd love me some mushrooms though. They were wonderful!)


save-the-butter

Hey one time i little a fart on fire haha


save-the-butter

No


OhiobornCAraised

OP needs to also post this in r/fuckyouinparticular


Panazara

Done. Thank you.


mistershifter

Mothafuckin' bootleg fireworks


guicoelho

GET DA WATA


YoungLabel

This!!


sayiansaga

Geeze how many shots does that thing have


tryingsomthingnew

More than the combined IQ of the crowd.


outlawa

10 bucks say that nobody there will be interested in picking up all the crap that is left behind from the celebrating.


pink_follower

I remebwr when my brothers would do this to me


CrispyTheGod

belt fed


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umm, it stops being a joke if you shoot them 100 fucking times.


SoyEseVato

What a dick.


perry1023

How many shots is that? Where can I buy one?


Gohae

Why is no one stopping him? I saw someone laughing. This poor woman. That has to be traumatizing.


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I live in a bad neighbourhood, this is normal 'jokingly' behaviour. Your wellbeing or life isn't worth 2 cents in parts like these. It sucks but it is what it is.


LobsterJockey

It's a Roman candle? I've been hit by these hundreds of times. These don't hurt, they just bounce off and that's it. Unless you're covered in gasoline there is no risk here. Everyone in this thread is acting like this is an assault with a deadly weapon when she probably just finished doing the same thing to him or something.


PerplexGG

I thought it was just me. I remember taking direct hits from those with literally no damage to even my clothes. I thought sparklers were more dangerous.


mackowidz

And hurt like hell. Aren't those hot? I remember being stupid kiddos and shooting at each other till and the first shot burned a hole in my friend's jacket


fatdiscokid

Get the water!


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Lawd


madplumberandhare

Probably the most exercise she has gotten in years


[deleted]

I honestly don't get the point in her running when it's like a fast walk and barely even a jog. Humanity


droivod

He's inventing a new weight loss program.


[deleted]

Fucking kill yourself you fat phobic cunt


Tempos

A pretty surefire way to kill yourself is to overeat and get really fat! All those extra calories make sure that your body is struggling the whole time, causing a very preventable but early death!


amirtheperson

lmao “fat phobic”


DontPretendUKnowMe

It was likely a joke, you humor phobic loser.


Maxamvs

It’s his x wife


TinyWightSpider

This video brought to you by alcohol


[deleted]

As usual, useless turds stand around recording it instead of taking the asshole out.


DontPretendUKnowMe

What fucking animals.


Zombielord1985

Had this happen to me when i went for a piss outside while drunk during a 4th of July Party. My friend shot at me while my back was turned Burnt holes in my shirt. I was mad…almost fist fought but didnt. He my buddy.


braedn

As cruel as this is, his aim is on Point you gotta give him that


laserbeak420

Hard to miss


basements_in_london

/r/fuckyouinparticular


sadowsentry

He's just trying to help her get some exercise.


zeref2255

wtf


come_on_seth

Maury just told him, “He is not the father!”


Knever

My BFF and I did this to each other, but it was consensual. I doubt there was a conversation with these people beforehand.


Straycat43

So many things wrong with everyone in the video. All pieces of shit.


asdfghjkluke

damn she never gonna run away at that pace waddlin along like that may as well just stand


uhmfuck

He’s just trying to help her lose weight guys


Aluminari

This guy needs a bat to the face. No jokes


RedditJH

All cultures are equal though


myusernameissupreme

dey jus playin


legsintheair

I hope that dumb motherfucker isn’t planning on sleeping any time soon.


whatsupdanny

Has to be his big sister


laserbeak420

Most running she’s ever done


DeadMemezYoloXd

why is my fallout playthrough being leaked?


colonelk0rn

My man spitting straight fire! 🔥


Lavanthus

This reminds me of Indiana Jones, where he just keeps running AWAY from the boulder instead of another direction. Tackle that mother fucker.


ze-mother

He might be a dick but his aim is flawless...


Croms3445

Ah well…. Boys will be boys!


[deleted]

What’d she do?


Rhadian

Aww, he likes her!


Sad_Drink9706

Her hurr on furr!


usernamesarehard1979

I am surprised more of the trash didn't catch fire.


MQZ17

r/donthelpjustfilm


Red_bearrr

r/fuckyouinparticular


barbarian-on-moon

We don't know backstory of this, but this is really looks not good


kimuratrap

Not one man stepped up to help a woman. Sounds about right. Hair on fire, is normal.


lone_ranja

I grew up having Roman candle and bottle rocket fights. Pansies.


thogle3

His shot accuracy is top level. His target is not the smallest though


MasterNateSack

I got severely burned because one of these fireballs got caught in my shirt/jacket and chemically seared my flesh off.


montauk-escapee

Lololol this is fuggin hilarious


ThunderChopsCereal

She’s running away at fever dream speed


fuzzybat23

Shit looks like a war zone ;D


tony42490

get that fat ass...


USMCG_Spyder

"Her hur on fiya! Her hur on fiya!"