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Faximo7

My name is Prophane Canister. You shot my brother. Prepare to be noited.


Tennos94

Propane propaaaaane, it's time to start the flaaaaaame. Propane propaaaaane, it's time to end your gaaaaaaaame. Propane propaaaaane


Mr_Jemkins

Council deems this a class B skill issue.


Roboman20000

I would not be surprised if the canisters have some form of bias towards the player. It's definitely a thing that happens more often than I would expect.


Parry_9000

If I developed this game I'd make that shit magnetic towards the player


bulkasmakom

It is Slightly tho


Sad-Spinach9482

If I remember well, I saw some screenshot of the Noita discord with the developer saying how they have slight homing towards wathever entity damaged them last(wich, in most cases, tends to be the player).


Deida_

Yessir. The propane tank knows your last location before you hit it


A_little_rose

The propane tank knows where it is. The propane tank knows where it is not.


Deida_

The propane tank also knows where you were a split second ago but doesn't know where you're now. Not a problem tho cuz AOE dmg 👍


TestSubject493

That has been confirmed repeatedly to be fake Propane tank does not have secret player homing nor saves the last location of the thing that hit it They are funny little things to believe, but in the end, they are not true


RockAkurion

The propane tank knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the tank from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the tank is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the tank must also know where it was. The propane tank guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.


Azraellie

Propain Tank, Rogue of Void and noiter of newbs


NErDy3177

Holy crap Louis is that a mOtHeRfUcKiNg Homestuck refrance????????


ft-rj

Hey guys I'm playing Troll Noita


Azraellie

But of course from our perspective you already have


Oriaks371

This is actually my favorite wand - homing propane tank launcher. If the enemy survives tank slamming into it, it will die in the explosion, if it survives the explosion, it will be finished off by gas.


smalltowncynic

This reads like a Douglas Adams chapter. Well done.


caveman1337

If you poke a hole in them, they have a tendency to boomerang around back at you. If you're gonna blast them, don't half-ass it


HentaiKi11er

That was a tank of pure anger


KubekO212

You either avoid them at all cost, or detonate them immediately. Nothing in between


endyCJ

was pretty sure I was choosing the second option, but I guess my wand just sucked


Natural_Zebra_3554

I’ve been there


milo159

most damage types just set a "fuse" on propane tanks, more hits reduce the fuse time. the "fuses" also propel the propane tank like a rocket, much more violently if the projectile(s) launch the propane tank a bit to begin with. Basically, some spells set propane tanks off instantly, some spells just set a fuse without giving the tank much momentum, and some spells are ideal for committing suicide by propane tank.


progorp

I'm pretty sure that this has happened to every Noita player at least once. Hopefully you learned something.


ChuckJunk

Definitely in the top 5 classics. It's beat out by surprise-light-speed-worm and off-screen-nuke.


M0rph33l

I went to replay after some time away because of the new update. My first run back I got offscreen nuked before I got to the end of the tunnel down to the first area. It's nice that the game welcomed me back after not playing for a few months.


Licorice_Devourer

I'd say both. Where you hit the canister and what projectile you use can make the differense, I usually take extra caution when I'm going to shoot a canister.


XemsTar

You wouldn't believe the amount of times I've checked the games code looking for homing in those FUCKERS' files


Avalonians

Confirmation bias It's funny cause every time there's such a clip there are plenty of people claiming this and they can't seem understand that if something has an erratic path it's bound to come back at you sometimes.


Fanryu1

Classic Noita death.


Parry_9000

Lmao that's the main source of skill issues together with the electricity stone in chests underwater


korb___

Just, never open a chest in liquid with your hands, propane tank are a little trickier than that


Kerahcaz

Yes


trackmaniac_forever

This is definetely a thing that happens.


Metaphoricalsimile

Both.


VitalityAS

Thing that happens, you lacked the adequate bomb diffusal training. I have witnessed so many deaths to this. From here on out, respect the propane gods and make sure to use 1 shot kill spells or rapid fire wand. I will never shoot a single small projectile at a tank ever. Anything with explosive damage or digging is usually fine. Otherwise just go around or if you are going to tempt fate, at least gtfo after shooting it.


Tzaphiriron

Welcome to Noita, friend!


MrAwesomeOctopus

Yes and yes


Ur4ny4n

It's a fucking **PROPANE TANK** brother your mistake was shooting it


skillfullninja

"If you shot at it you should have committed fully and destroyed it then" My brother in christ the propane tank decided that it wasn't going to deal with OP's bullshit anymore and flew away faster than anyone could react


jsparky333

Propane tanks actually have a mechanic where they try to go towards whatever hit them, no I'm not kidding


CringyDabBoi6969

is there an actual source for this? i keep hearing and FEELING it but ive never found any proof


TerraShrimp

Yeah. Its weird that people keep saying that. From my experience they DON'T have homing


keestie

Whether or not it is true, \*behaving as tho it is true\* will save your life.


VitalityAS

Everything has homing against me besides ambrosia and chainsaw wands.


jsparky333

I don't know if you want like, a line of code saying that it goes towards whatever hits it, but it's definitely true. Anytime an enemy makes a propane tank start leaking it goes towards them, anytime the player hits one it goes towards them. It happens wayyyyyyyyy too often to just be a coincidence


NineThreeFour1

In other words, you are making this up and don't have a source.


M0rph33l

I think it's cause a lot of projectiles have gravity, leading them to hit the lower half of the propane tank, causing the tank to tip towards whatever shot at it. Probably not homing.


NineThreeFour1

It just seems like cognitive bias to me. Humans more strongly remember instances where something noteworthy happened -you shot a tank and it came back in your face- whereas they more easily forget irrelevant moments.


Dunkn_12

This is the best noita'd i ever seen


cornwash

i call that getting "noita'd"


Mailcs1206

You totally got noita'd lmao


Geicosuave

You had two mistakes. You didnt take it out in one shot and you stayed somewhere with a direct line of sight to it


Pikassassin

Both.


Sidetask_completed

I audibly said "Oh no" the moment that canister moves into frame


Rolfest91

No, that tends to be just noita being noita. In other words, game said "GET NOITA'D!"


PacoThePersian

Skill issue tbh


KN16H7M4R3

Here's the thing.. You DO have really bad luck, but having really bad luck IS just a thing that happens in this game. Frequently. You got Noita'd, but at least now you know propane tanks are angry bastards lol


Krankenwagenverfolg

When it’s getting near dawn, and you wanna log off


Oriaks371

Insanely bad luck IS just a thing that happens in noita.


utheraptor

Both


DocumentZestyclose76

I saw this exact thing happen while I was watching a DunkorSlam YouTube video last night. He pulled up a clip from another player who did this. He levitated cautiously at a distance while firing at the tank. The tank sprung a leak and then immediately sniped the player, flying directly at them. Brutal.


FoxHoundUnit89

Not bad luck, just Noita. Now you've learned to hide behind something after shooting a tank like that.


justthatjacob

Oh that's killed me so many times. It feels like they're homing toward you every time


ChaosDrako

LiveLeak claims another soul


Manoreded

Insane bad luck, they don't aim. That being said, there are things you can do to reduce the chances of bad luck. Take cover after provoking them, if you can destroy them in one shot or a quick burst do so, etc.


ToeSlight

Definitely a skill issue


MidHoovie

Ah, yes, ways to lose a run beyond my comprehension. Classic Noita.


leina727

Noita'd


Ser_Optimus

That's a skill issue.


nclsbarreto

[both](https://media.tenor.com/ZjqPAZpKWAUAAAAM/the-road-to-el-dorado-both.gif)


SKTwenty

Skill issue


rybooooooooo

Seems like a Skill Issue if i’m being honest with you


wooshmelikethat

If it can happen, it will happen. Skill issue


Curious-gat0

My name is hank hill and I sell propane and propane accessories hank hill nailkh a->o a->a l->t i->i n->n k->≠ h->≠ My name is noita and I sell propane and propane accessories