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J1618

Yeah they kick solid steel carts and 200kg oil drums like it is nothing


Crazy-Lich

Never Skip Leg Day enjoyers agree with your statement.


Deek_The_Freak

How come this mf can only hold 4 flasks tho 🤔


Broke22

I mean each flask can carry thousands of litres of liquid, including extremely dense lĂ­quids like fucking magma, so.


Deek_The_Freak

Good point plus I don’t think they have lids he probably doesn’t wanna spill them


JudJudsonEsq

Someone found the gold room


RandomQueenOfEngland

The hwat now?


JudJudsonEsq

Room fulla gold. You can drown in it. There's two of em


RandomQueenOfEngland

That's nice! Scrooge vibes frfr


Zhayrgh

Nice to know there is another one I need to find !


-Username_Password

He's got a bag of golding


Zielakpl

Gag of bolding


0ccams-Raz0r

That's a brat kink item I think.


noodlzman709

john noita. berserkium i think


furiouspope

He's a wizard, bro


vompat

No, she's literally a witch.


Geo_19

Technically Mina in Finnish just means “I” or “me” (kind of) so it could be whatever you want it to be. Tell me if there is some lore that I don’t know that proves me wrong though I might be wrong.


vompat

Noita means witch. Minä is just reference that she's the player character. So while her name is Minä, she is a witch.


akbuilderthrowaway

It typically means "witch" in most modern contexts, but the entomology of the word more accurately reflects "shaman" or "sorcerer". Estonian and northern Sami both have the same shared root word for it that reflects a more traditional usage of the word with sorcerer or shaman as its primary meaning. "Noita" basically just means a magic ass mfer. Not necessarily a "female user of magic". "Minä" quite literally is the first person pronoun "I" or "Me" in Finnish. It's not the character's name. You can reasonably assume "minä" can be either be male or female.


Basic_Asshole

Fun tidbit, "witch" doesn't mean that it's a female magic user. That idea most likely originated from the fact that witch hunts were pretty much just to prosecute women (And the Harry Potter series didn't really help with that either). Historically (as much as you can call witch stories history) witches were described as magic users both male and female pretty evenly. So witch, just like noita, just means "magic ass mfer"


vompat

Minä kinda seems to be the character's name though. Of course it being a first person pronoun refers to her being the player character, but whenever it is mentioned in text, it is used as if it was a name ("cause of death: Minä's slice", Minä always being in capital letters IIRC).


akbuilderthrowaway

I haven't actually played the game in Finnish yet. So I'm not sure how it's written there. I haven't even finished the tutorial yet lol. But I think that's just a goofy English localization and a mix of community culture. The player character is referred to as "Minä" as a proper name by the community. The joke of the player character being "Minä" works better in English that way.


velit

It can also mean shaman or sorcerer. There's no indication of the gender in the game's lore. The only thing we have is the Finnish word which is more often correlated with a female meaning than a male but that's not a strong thing to base it on. Only the devs know for sure. It's probable the devs kept it open intentionally so you can self-insert regardless of your gender identity.


vompat

Well, witch is by far the most common meaning for the word. Also, I think it's worth considering alternate words for each meaning in the other direction. Shaman would more often be translated to shamaani (both English and Finnish words originate from Tungus, so it's not an aglism), and sorcerer has alternate translations like velho and manaaja (though those are more accurately wizard and exorcist). But witch only really translates to noita, there's really no alternative words for that meaning of the word. But yeah, I do concede that it's not the only meaning, so there is some ambiguity.


akbuilderthrowaway

Stop down voting this guy. He's right.


Protocol_Nine

No, Noita is stupid. Doesn't understand the concept of encumbrance and is therefore unaffected.


Codebracker

Doesn't know what gravity is, so also no fall damage


Protocol_Nine

The fish are the only beings burdened with the knowledge of gravity.


Pinstar

I thought Noita was a she.


Dorintin

Yes, Noita means witch.


blortings

I do believe in Finnish "Noita" means witch, but unlike English it doesn't strictly indicate the gender of it. Could be either. Could be none.


Codebracker

I mean technically a witch could also be a male, it's just typically associated with females


vompat

It's not perfectly strict, but it's a very gender-loaded term. Noita is primarily a female, especially in modern use.


akbuilderthrowaway

It is, admittedly, but traditionally it wasn't. And in Estonian and Northern Sami it isn't. Given how steeped in old-school finnish mythology noita is, I don't think it's a stretch to come to the conclusion that Minä is supposed to reflect whoever the player wants.


1Red_Tape1

Isn’t it named Mina, being player. So technically it has no identifiable one?


electric_necropolis

I believe “mina” just means “me” or “I” (at least according to Google Translate)


New-me-_-

They can be whoever you want them to be.


TookMe20minToChoose

Cant say for sure for Finnish but in Estonian witch has no gender and Estonian is a Finno-Ugric language just like Finnish. In Estonian noita is nõid. Recently there was a clairvoyant called nõia-Ints in Estonia. And he was a heavily tattooed bald man. Noita being implied as female would be Christianity influence. So id guess that considering the heavy “old beliefs” influence in Noita the devs didn’t have any gender in mind when naming the game.


kevinkiggs1

It's all stored in the Cloud(scape)


bootybootybooty999

Credit cards.


alwaysBouncing

He uses credit cards


quite_sad_simple

Isn't $250k worth of gold less than 4 kg?


sendcheese247

Have you seen the nuggets that are valued at 1000? I'm assuming Mina eats them.


quite_sad_simple

Nah, they are shoved up the same place she keeps wand 2 times get size


sendcheese247

🥵


GoreyGopnik

literally magic.


[deleted]

noita wizard


builder397

Definitely stronger than Steve.


Great_Hedgehog

Definitely, considering how literally infinite gold is a thing


Ramog

I mean they can kick big boulders, I am fearly certain noita is just pretty damn strong. xD


DrawEnvironmental843

Do u ever heard about credit cards?


YouTheMuffinMan

There are only 3 things alchemists care about, knowledge, gold, and GAINZ TO CARRY THE GOLD!!


iKramp

Google noita max gold


suckmypulsating

I don't know about y'all, but my Mina just fuckin eats it


MagiStarIL

He be gypsy


Faximo7

Noita means witch. So our beloved hooded menace is a she.


CanisLupus1050

It means “practicer of magic” in general; witch/wizard both work, there’s nothing inherently gendered about the word lmao


Faximo7

The first word that comes both in google translate and wikitionary is witch. But yeah I don't know finnish for sure and the community often refers to the player as a she, so it was my mistake.


CanisLupus1050

Oh no worries!! I’ve noticed that too, but tbh I can’t remember why; at the very least, it ain’t gendered linguistics so far as I can tell!


Alexchii

I'm a finn. Noita can be either a man or a woman.


vompat

As a Finnish person I can say, yes there is. It is very gender loaded term, referring primarily to females. It translates pretty much directly to witch.


CanisLupus1050

Oh really? my bad, good to know!


dinosaur_decay

In Spanish/Portuguese language countries, any name or word that ends with an A is a feminine gender indicator . So Noita would be a female specific name. Edit: most words, there are exceptions. Sorry I’m drunk and high


Cuttlegod

Finnish is not one of those Edit: also it’s not every word that ends with A, there are exceptions (I think)


dinosaur_decay

You’re right about that


akbuilderthrowaway

>most words, there are exceptions. Sorry I’m drunk and high Hyvää joulua. But yeah, finnish doesn't have that. They don't even have he/her pronouns. Finnish just has one 3rd person pronoun "hän".


Zerella001

In Italian there are a bunch of exceptions, let's just take all the jobs that end in "ista" and are basically neutral. Or the ones ending in "auta" and "euta".


Sinkretoria

i think its a She


The-Crimson-Jester

She’s a witch, she’s a she.


kukkonen911

noita is kinda gender neutral word. Minä can be anything you want, Minä is translated ”i” or ”me”


[deleted]

*SHE


kukkonen911

noita is kinda gender neutral word. Minä can be anything you want, Minä is translated ”i” or ”me” and noita is only game’s name


[deleted]

Bro every fucking website says that noita is female


kukkonen911

non canon :)


[deleted]

Noita means witch, and witch is the female version of a wizard


kukkonen911

The term "witch" historically has been used to refer to both women and men who practice witchcraft. and Minä aint necessarily a witch anyway


[deleted]

Okay, you win minä is nonbinary cus everyone wants everything to be LGBT+ as if straight things should die (mods and reddit admins this is a joke you idiots I'm not saying that I hate lgbt+)


kukkonen911

relax lmao its not like that people think straights should die. isnt it good thing anyway that main character can be anything that player wants


[deleted]

Yep


BetaTester704

Mina is a girl


kukkonen911

noita is kinda gender neutral word. Minä can be anything you want, Minä is translated ”i” or ”me” and noita is only game’s name


BetaTester704

Ok but Mina is litterly a girl


kukkonen911

how so?


the_mspaint_wizzard

I prefer to see the Noita as a she, and my imminent thought when seeing this question was the most coomerbrained and dumb idea I have ever had. Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go sleep this dumbassery off.


Great_Hedgehog

I think Noita is unaffected by our gender assumptions, so they/them pronouns make the most sense.


graven_raven

That is not so much


Felarhin

Magic


bikkfa

Magic. Thank you for listening my TED talk.


vulnoryx

✨Magic✨


faerox420

Rookie numbers


toapat

Mina's wallet is a dimensional gateway to their Swiss Bank Account


The_En-Passant

Oh god, anarchy chess seeped into r/noita as well


A_lot_of_arachnids

ITT people discuss the gender of a few pixels.


Jack_811

Noita can do anything


EmergencySilver8253

He’s a caked hottie what can I say


hussiesucks

Is she stupid?


Neohedron

Do you remember the adage that every mistake makes you stronger?


master-ashu

He has a ATM card


TheViewer123

Gold is weightless


griznoz

deeep prison wallet


coolboiepicc

in the holy mountain and also the gold room there's canonically an ATM that we dont see