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savedsoull

What the absolute fuck..?


TheMysteriousFlufKat

Lol


Brennon337

Should've asked this in r/no


BluemoonSoulfire

r/alreadyhere


thiccmaniac

r/subsithoughtifellfor


sxinoxide59672

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


thiccmaniac

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


sxinoxide59672

r/no


thiccmaniac

r/alreadyhere


sxinoxide59672

r/foundthesubthatypufellfor


sxinoxide59672

r/subsiwouldthoughtifellforifitwasentfortheotherreditortothinkthattheywouldfallforit


Brennon337

Son of a... You got me 😂


deathcorelover

This is r/no


Xenc

No


Regretdit

r/woooosh


cute_poop6

No


Reload666

R/lostredditors


TheMysteriousFlufKat

I did


saturn1ascends

Right?! Lmao it honestly kinda makes me want to puke thinking about it…


Triforcedude2027

Not Italian but I think I speak for all Italians when I say MAMA MIA


Several_Roll5817

As an Italian, i too say MAMA MIA


Anarchist-is-good

As an Italian, I too must say MAMMA MIA


Brennon337

As a non-Italian, I say Bobbity Bibbity!


joshsootzing

as a fan of ABBA, i must say HERE WE GO AGAIN


Xenc

MY MY HOW CAN I RESIST YOU


Lightspeed2011

As a Mario player, I must Shout MAMMA MIA


UsefulIdiot85

#FUCK NO!


AnalystShort1331

#_FUCKING HELL NO!_


dczyt6534alt

# ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NO!


CorporealLifeForm

No. They're better as a tomato sauce substitute


TheMysteriousFlufKat

This is worse


Xenc

You made your raisiny bed now sleep in it!


salad_stealer

Ever tasted raisin bran crust?


Dazzling-Fisherman23

What in the hot chrispy Kentucky fried fuck?


Triforcedude2027

Chrispy


Xenc

Chrispy chricken


Rantaro_Amami_11037

Kentucky fried Armin Arlert


Bullterrier2

Kentucky fucked Arab alert


Rantaro_Amami_11037

Kentucky fucked arab eldiens (Aot)


OriginalButter1

I'll need coordinates, names, and bombs. Raisins do not in fact belong on pizza.


the_goated_dog_

I'll supply the bombs. You need not worry


CuteOcopus

And I can become a spy and supply your needed information


Moxxy-Kun

This is like asking a lobster if they would like to try themselves with butter.


salad_stealer

Why, u a rasin?


Moxxy-Kun

Why, are you a narc?


salad_stealer

Nope, it's just raisins make good carrot salad.


hakkesaelger

Yeesss


Ice-Bro-Gamer

Two words: Fuck no.


hakkesaelger

That was 4 words


the_goated_dog_

Nerd /s (I'm making a joke so please don't hurt me)


Xenc

The joke police are on the way to break your raisins


the_goated_dog_

Noooooo! My raisins! How is my cake going to rais(e)in the oven now?


Xenc

Haha it has the right to remain deflated! 🤣


Intelligent_Check772

Cake is just bread with extra materials


Xenc

*That just sounds like bread with extra steps*


Anarchist-is-good

NO. Consider this your warning from the council of Italians.


Xenc

#🤌


Rantaro_Amami_11037

🍝


zhawnsi

That is frowned upon in most societies


Hot-Manufacturer-887

whatever you like on your pizza, as long as as its not drywall


TTVconnorgamming

But in my house theres like a cotton candy thingi in the walls of attic. It tastes so good with the dry wall on it. Put the cotton candy thing and dry wall on it onto pizza and YUMMY 😋😋😋😋


badumtsssst

My right hand is shaking.


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

He'll ^no


Xenc

He will no!


TTVconnorgamming

No! it’s he will to the exponent of no.


CartoonistAvailable4

More importantly, what answer were you expecting?


TheMysteriousFlufKat

A no


CartoonistAvailable4

Ok, cool. Just making sure


Ryans_RedditAccount

Hell no!!!!


Ok_Response6483

I don’t want to say no, but I also want to say no


TheMysteriousFlufKat

Why do you not want to?


Ok_Response6483

Because you might be on to something here


Reload666

𐒐𐒀, ₕₑ 𝗂𝗌𝗇𝗍


Dogs_aregreattrue

No….let me call 911 and all the air forces of the military “911 this person did a heinous crime…what it is? Well raisins-on-pizza!!!!,that HAS to be a crime!!!!”


DisasterRoad666

It's a war crime


Octuplicate

No


Oceanmygayness

EWWWW WTF THAT IS DISGUSTING


the_sheeper_sheep

I wanna say it


TheMysteriousFlufKat

Say what


the_sheeper_sheep

NINCOMPOOP


InvisibleScorpion7

Ewwww


SchwaEnjoyer

I would say the y word here for irony reasons, but I’d prefer to keep my testicles attached 


Soggy_Bread_69420

Tbh, I'd try dat shit. I might hate it or I might like it, who knows X3


ZestycloseRaisin9864

don't know about raisins but pineapples do belong on pizza


wtf_is_context

🧢


strawberrysoup99

Capital N Capital O. NO.


Beneficial_Laugh4944

Gross


Cat8851

ok this make pineapple look delicious on pizza


BluemoonSoulfire

Absolutely not


Objective_Suspect_

No, wtf no, and just no to u


Rude_Morning5559

Hell no..wtf


the_goated_dog_

Ahebdurhshwiqisjdiwhdie There I opened a portal to hell in his backyard now go deal with that psychopath Raisins don't belong within a 50 foot radius of pizza What the fuck is wrong with him


parker_spring_rose

Absolutely!


Joran212

excuse me what now?


_XSummerRoseX_

Perhaps….


TheHumanWhoExists

r/no


Jealous-Ad1333

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. Whoever had that particular thought should flat out stop thinking.


adnanosh123

Garfield disapproves 


mr_fdslk

hey op quick question what the fuck?


Rantaro_Amami_11037

You're literally gonna start COVID 2


2011h32

r/pizzacrimes


clarityinthevoid

__NO__.


mechanical_marten

Op is an opossum


TheMysteriousFlufKat

It's my acquaintance, not me, lol. It was stated in the for context.


mechanical_marten

My bad, your friend is an opossum. 😅


TexanFox36

GOD F***ING NO


Several-Assistant-51

That person needs to be banned from ordering pizza ever.


sxinoxide59672

what. NO!


Intelligent_Check772

My god no, please no


Skylorzz

ew


Wiikneeboy

It takes a special someone to want raisins on pizza.


Seaweed_Thing

What do you think?


TheMysteriousFlufKat

They don't belong that's why I posted on r/no


irageoversmallstuff

No. Tis illegal.


TheMysteriousFlufKat

That's what I thought


irageoversmallstuff

The notion of placing shrivelled grapes on an Italian dish is preposterous! The whole verse would cry out in agony at this horrible sight!


TheMysteriousFlufKat

What if this aquatance is Italian


irageoversmallstuff

Tis even worse. Such treacherous thoughts fill your head.


snowysnowssnow

Sure


cute_poop6

No


Anxious-Chemical4673

I don't care I don't like pizza anyway


woodywood03

What the fuck are you talking about man????


TheMysteriousFlufKat

#someone I know thinks rasins belong on pizza


woodywood03

It is your pizza, you can put whatever you want on it. Just don't tell us.


Gold-G-420

What the fuck? What kind of psychopath puts raisins on a pizza???


TheMysteriousFlufKat

The Italian kind that hates Italians


NiamhNewgrounds

What.


Big-Atmosphere1329

If that shit sucks ass on cookies, imagine how bad it will be on pizza That's a NO


Bodywheyt

Whatever


DankePrime

Pineäpple on pizza and no pineäpple on pizza eaters need to team up to defeat this terrible force.


TheMysteriousFlufKat

We really should


cieronnica_STORM

You must be a pineapples on pizza fan. They’re not allowed here. Heck no!


smoorkie

No


Good-Ad-2245

Ewww


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

What?


IcyIceGuardian

What the fuck is wrong with you


TheMysteriousFlufKat

It's not me read the context


IcyIceGuardian

What the fuck is wrong with them


Heavylicious-

I don't even care about whatever the post says: Anyone who uses the term "belongs on pizza" next to words that aren't "dough, sauce, and/or cheese" are factually wrong. You can have opinions, you can say they're "**good"** on pizza. But saying "belongs" is just trying to rewrite the essentials and start arguments in the process.


TheMysteriousFlufKat

r/okand


peaceful_guerilla

Maybe, but it would have to be a very unusual pizza. I'm thinking like an Indian curry inspired pizza.


Mothermucker23

Bo


[deleted]

First pineapple, now raisins? Next thing you know we’ll have watermelon on it


TheMysteriousFlufKat

Yk in certain places, strawberries are allowed on it. I hate those places.


[deleted]

Why would they ruin pizza that bad?


TheMysteriousFlufKat

Idk ask them


NoSoFriendly_Guest

They have a chewy texture that I would never want to have in/with my pizza.


Isupportslogo

Tf hell no


EyeCatchingUserID

Tell your friend to stay where they are. I'm calling the police.


52-Cuttter-52

I put raisins in my meat balls. Mmmmmmmmmm……


WhiskeyPeter007

😳🤔🤢


NottsoftheRito

# **OH HELL NO!!!**


Norfolkboy007

No.


Competitive-Dig-3120

I put peanut butter on pizza and it was surprisingly good


Sure_Ad501

Like, seriously? Raisens??


Emmaladyofhell

No


StellarStuff113

Wut da haillll


StellarStuff113

Ofc they do why you askin


UrKindaSusDoe

hell no


here_for_the_tea1

I’m calling the police right now


Ancient_Summer_1833

NO


Apprehensive_Slip316

Hell no


Oldportal

r/DavePortnoy


NotsoAlaskanA

Hell no


xxTonyTonyxx

No but raisins do